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#253 - True, who do you think would win between a fight with Connor, …  [+] (17 new replies) 09/07/2013 on Hitman vs. Splinter Cell -1
#260 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Spoiler because not everyone will want to read a novel. I get the feeling it'd be Connor. He's more adept at hiding without the use of crowds, has better tech, his disciples are much more varied and trained in different ways, and the culture shock to the other two might be enough to get an advantage.

Now the other two I'm not so sure about. Never played the first, so idk about Altair. Ezio isn't as good with melee combat as Connor is, and would have trouble without a large amount of people nearby. Not to mention free running on trees means he's at a massive disadvantage when it comes to rural combat. His weapons are dated, his disciples are more narrow and can only fit a few roles, and he'd have difficulties dealing with Connor's...interesting style of fighting.

Urban stealth will not play a factor in this as both know the traditional garb of the Assassins. Connor can hide OUT of sight. Ezio would not.

But, as I write this, I'm aware that anything can happen if they were to actually fight. This is all speculation, and there isn't much of a way to prove it without a doubt. It's all up in hte air, but I'd bet on Connor.
User avatar #261 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
Me, I'd say it would be Altair or Ezio, even though Connor has more advanced weaponry, he's cocky and arrogant, that would most probably get him killed, but since he can freerun on trees and is faster, he'd probably get away. Now, between Ezio and Altair, I think Ezio would win, because he has advanced weaponry, and if he didn't choose to destroy the war machines, he'd use them, but I can't say between Ezio and Altair.
User avatar #262 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
True, but Connor's a stubborn fucker. He'd probably come back to finish off the victor somehow anyway...maybe get his ass kicked again. lol
User avatar #263 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, most probably using his ropedart, just bam, straight from the tree, but also, Altair's also stubborn and cocky, further leading to Ezio being the victor.

And the Templars, who would win between Daniel Cross, Rodrigo Borgia and Cesare Borgia, and Robert De Sable
assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/Robert_de_Sable
User avatar #264 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
I haven't played through all of 1 or 3 so I don't know too much about all the templars.

That and my memory is shit, so I can't say much about it anyway.
User avatar #265 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
Okay, so in 3, Daniel starts suffering from Bleeding affect, since he was in the Animus to long, and in three, leads to his death. so that would probably happen, and Daniel would be gone, but Rodrigo, is old and weak, and has what, the Vatican in his pocket, but Cesare, in fact if he thought more, he could be an unstoppable powerful killing machine, he has the French army in his pocket, he has Italy, next he has Micheleto, then he has the Papal also in his pocket, combined with the apple, all the people he'd hate, would be gone due to Micheletto, and since he has the apple, he could kill any army which steps near him, and if he didn't have the apple because he let go of it, he has all those other armys and people, so he would just cripple Rodrigo or Cross, if he didn't suffer from bleeding effect
User avatar #266 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Didn't read it. I don't want ANY info on 3.
User avatar #267 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
Dude, the bit about Daniel, it's not really about three, it's about some comic, about Daniel going into the assassins, killing the mentor and putting the assassins into hiding, but the eye bit, is a spoiler, so you don't have to read that bit, but the rest, is about 2 and Brotherhood.

User avatar #270 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Yeah Cesare might have won if he wasn't a fool.
User avatar #274 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
So, how's life on your end?
User avatar #275 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Sore as hell. I'm learning medieval martial arts and how to use weapons from my friend.

I can use a shortsword and a mace.
User avatar #276 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
That's good and bad, I guess, well since I'm lazy fat fuck, I've been on PAYDAY 2, Netflix and FJ all day.
User avatar #268 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Warn me next time then! Gonna read it now.
User avatar #269 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
Woah woah woah, I thought you new the eye bit meant spoiler, I mean, when you use it, it says [spoiler] [spoiler] it's just people use it wrong.
User avatar #271 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
No, no, I thought the whole thing might have some spoilers along with the eye.
User avatar #272 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
In my opinion, if Cesare wasn't a douche bag, he'd get on more in life, I mean, dating and fucking his sister, then strangling her until she tells him where the apple is? I mean he could've asked nicely, and then prevented Lucrezia from telling Ezio where the apple was, and if he didn't get so power hungry, he wouldn't have to kill his father, and if, just if he went to Tiber island, and destroyed the assassin hide out, he might of won.
User avatar #273 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Eyup...his hubris was his downfall.
#40 - On the term of Adam, Touched By His Noodly Appendage 09/06/2013 on Pringles will fuck your... -1
#227 - I think the Assassin's methods are get in, kill a person and j…  [+] (19 new replies) 09/06/2013 on Hitman vs. Splinter Cell -1
User avatar #251 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
That is more or less the point. You're not exactly very good at direct confrontation in those games...not as good as if you were being stealthy.
User avatar #253 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
True, who do you think would win between a fight with Connor, Altair and Ezio?
#260 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Spoiler because not everyone will want to read a novel. I get the feeling it'd be Connor. He's more adept at hiding without the use of crowds, has better tech, his disciples are much more varied and trained in different ways, and the culture shock to the other two might be enough to get an advantage.

Now the other two I'm not so sure about. Never played the first, so idk about Altair. Ezio isn't as good with melee combat as Connor is, and would have trouble without a large amount of people nearby. Not to mention free running on trees means he's at a massive disadvantage when it comes to rural combat. His weapons are dated, his disciples are more narrow and can only fit a few roles, and he'd have difficulties dealing with Connor's...interesting style of fighting.

Urban stealth will not play a factor in this as both know the traditional garb of the Assassins. Connor can hide OUT of sight. Ezio would not.

But, as I write this, I'm aware that anything can happen if they were to actually fight. This is all speculation, and there isn't much of a way to prove it without a doubt. It's all up in hte air, but I'd bet on Connor.
User avatar #261 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
Me, I'd say it would be Altair or Ezio, even though Connor has more advanced weaponry, he's cocky and arrogant, that would most probably get him killed, but since he can freerun on trees and is faster, he'd probably get away. Now, between Ezio and Altair, I think Ezio would win, because he has advanced weaponry, and if he didn't choose to destroy the war machines, he'd use them, but I can't say between Ezio and Altair.
User avatar #262 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
True, but Connor's a stubborn fucker. He'd probably come back to finish off the victor somehow anyway...maybe get his ass kicked again. lol
User avatar #263 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, most probably using his ropedart, just bam, straight from the tree, but also, Altair's also stubborn and cocky, further leading to Ezio being the victor.

And the Templars, who would win between Daniel Cross, Rodrigo Borgia and Cesare Borgia, and Robert De Sable
assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/Robert_de_Sable
User avatar #264 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
I haven't played through all of 1 or 3 so I don't know too much about all the templars.

That and my memory is shit, so I can't say much about it anyway.
User avatar #265 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
Okay, so in 3, Daniel starts suffering from Bleeding affect, since he was in the Animus to long, and in three, leads to his death. so that would probably happen, and Daniel would be gone, but Rodrigo, is old and weak, and has what, the Vatican in his pocket, but Cesare, in fact if he thought more, he could be an unstoppable powerful killing machine, he has the French army in his pocket, he has Italy, next he has Micheleto, then he has the Papal also in his pocket, combined with the apple, all the people he'd hate, would be gone due to Micheletto, and since he has the apple, he could kill any army which steps near him, and if he didn't have the apple because he let go of it, he has all those other armys and people, so he would just cripple Rodrigo or Cross, if he didn't suffer from bleeding effect
User avatar #266 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Didn't read it. I don't want ANY info on 3.
User avatar #267 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
Dude, the bit about Daniel, it's not really about three, it's about some comic, about Daniel going into the assassins, killing the mentor and putting the assassins into hiding, but the eye bit, is a spoiler, so you don't have to read that bit, but the rest, is about 2 and Brotherhood.

User avatar #270 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Yeah Cesare might have won if he wasn't a fool.
User avatar #274 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
So, how's life on your end?
User avatar #275 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Sore as hell. I'm learning medieval martial arts and how to use weapons from my friend.

I can use a shortsword and a mace.
User avatar #276 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
That's good and bad, I guess, well since I'm lazy fat fuck, I've been on PAYDAY 2, Netflix and FJ all day.
User avatar #268 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Warn me next time then! Gonna read it now.
User avatar #269 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
Woah woah woah, I thought you new the eye bit meant spoiler, I mean, when you use it, it says [spoiler] [spoiler] it's just people use it wrong.
User avatar #271 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
No, no, I thought the whole thing might have some spoilers along with the eye.
User avatar #272 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
In my opinion, if Cesare wasn't a douche bag, he'd get on more in life, I mean, dating and fucking his sister, then strangling her until she tells him where the apple is? I mean he could've asked nicely, and then prevented Lucrezia from telling Ezio where the apple was, and if he didn't get so power hungry, he wouldn't have to kill his father, and if, just if he went to Tiber island, and destroyed the assassin hide out, he might of won.
User avatar #273 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Eyup...his hubris was his downfall.
#92366 - Okay, thanks bro. 09/02/2013 on Social Board 0
#92359 - Hey FJ, I have a question for you, if you was in jail for say,…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/02/2013 on Social Board 0
User avatar #92360 - tjcomics (09/02/2013) [-]
I don't think anything happens, because when you committed the crime, such as possession, it was still illegal when you were caught.
User avatar #92366 - andnowducks (09/02/2013) [-]
Okay, thanks bro.
#39 - Only good guy here. 09/02/2013 on Gotdamnit Superman +6
#3 - football* 09/02/2013 on Football -1
#61 - Picture 09/01/2013 on puppydick's profile 0
#13 - To do list wallpaper?! 08/31/2013 on 4chan 0
#105 - Yeah, that was good, and WAW, but the rest are bad from then o… 08/31/2013 on Remember When... -1
#103 - I think it was alright, to be honest, it was probably where CO…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/31/2013 on Remember When... -1
User avatar #104 - manicekman (08/31/2013) [-]
Oh no you don´t. CoD 4: MW is an awesome game.
User avatar #105 - andnowducks (08/31/2013) [-]
Yeah, that was good, and WAW, but the rest are bad from then on, and in my opinion, mw2 was good, and Black ops 2, and one.
#100 - Why?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/31/2013 on Remember When... -1
User avatar #101 - manicekman (08/31/2013) [-]
Was not on PC, was made by different people. Also all people I know who played the game say it is shit, but I can´t confirm that personally.
User avatar #103 - andnowducks (08/31/2013) [-]
I think it was alright, to be honest, it was probably where COD started to take it's deep dark passage down into the hole of shittyness.
User avatar #104 - manicekman (08/31/2013) [-]
Oh no you don´t. CoD 4: MW is an awesome game.
User avatar #105 - andnowducks (08/31/2013) [-]
Yeah, that was good, and WAW, but the rest are bad from then on, and in my opinion, mw2 was good, and Black ops 2, and one.
#23 - And a spideregg. 08/31/2013 on This idea is nuts +2
#52 - What about Dix on Call Of Duty 3?  [+] (6 new replies) 08/31/2013 on Remember When... 0
User avatar #98 - manicekman (08/31/2013) [-]
We don´t talk about CoD 3.
User avatar #100 - andnowducks (08/31/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #101 - manicekman (08/31/2013) [-]
Was not on PC, was made by different people. Also all people I know who played the game say it is shit, but I can´t confirm that personally.
User avatar #103 - andnowducks (08/31/2013) [-]
I think it was alright, to be honest, it was probably where COD started to take it's deep dark passage down into the hole of shittyness.
User avatar #104 - manicekman (08/31/2013) [-]
Oh no you don´t. CoD 4: MW is an awesome game.
User avatar #105 - andnowducks (08/31/2013) [-]
Yeah, that was good, and WAW, but the rest are bad from then on, and in my opinion, mw2 was good, and Black ops 2, and one.
#59 - I hated that mission, I was in the grass, did everything I was… 08/31/2013 on Careful, Careful... 0
#53 - Still cooler than you. 08/29/2013 on Lee Bruce Bro 0
#98 - Comment deleted 08/29/2013 on CAPTIAN MURRICA 0
#92 - Comment deleted  [+] (9 new replies) 08/29/2013 on CAPTIAN MURRICA -6
User avatar #140 - roflstorm (08/29/2013) [-]
They gave up more than surrendered
User avatar #137 - heartlessrobot (08/29/2013) [-]
If by surrender, you mean "Fuck it, we're tired of you assholes, we're tired of your asshole jungles, you just sort your own shit out, we've had enough of this shit" then yeah, totally.
User avatar #104 - richardastley (08/29/2013) [-]
America fucked up the southern Vietnamese people as much as they fucked up the northern Vietnamese people. So they basically won and defeated themselves at the exact same time in a way...
User avatar #100 - coolcalx (08/29/2013) [-]
well, we attacked them, so instead of surrendering, we just stopped attacking because they were kicking our ass.
User avatar #96 - hamsterball (08/29/2013) [-]
no we pulled out, just like in Iraq.
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#97 - orangepikmin (08/29/2013) [-]
heh heh
#130 - Grom (08/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #95 - washabletaco (08/29/2013) [-]
no
#7 - Slow down Satan 08/28/2013 on 3 types of people +1
#163 - No. 08/28/2013 on The Truth +2
#214 - I'm not a commie y'know, and you had help to get on to the moo… 08/28/2013 on Only in Merica 0
#641150 - You know what I hate about horror games? the fact that, most t… 08/27/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#206 - Would you look at that, you wasn't the first country in space.…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2013 on Only in Merica 0
User avatar #209 - theguywithnopants (08/28/2013) [-]
Would you look at that, we have been on the moon though, so shut your fucking mother you commie bastard. Also it's "weren't" not "wasn't".
User avatar #214 - andnowducks (08/28/2013) [-]
I'm not a commie y'know, and you had help to get on to the moon from the Germans, not just all America you douche.
#640834 - Well, of course you'd have to sneak out of the way, or get out… 08/27/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#13 - K. 08/26/2013 on Wat -1

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User avatar #129 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
User avatar #114 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
who r u and why did u add me
User avatar #115 to #114 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
I want to know the source for your avatar.
#116 to #115 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
This gif   
						****					 i need to organize my folder
This gif
**** i need to organize my folder
User avatar #117 to #116 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Where is it from?
User avatar #118 to #117 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
A music video of a song
User avatar #119 to #118 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which one?
User avatar #120 to #119 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
The korean one
User avatar #121 to #120 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean one?
User avatar #122 to #121 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
the one with girls
User avatar #123 to #122 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean one with girls?
User avatar #124 to #123 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
the group one
User avatar #125 to #124 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean group one with girls?
How about you stop being a ******* shower and tell me, it could save some thinking time.
User avatar #126 to #125 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
You know
that cool one
i am not getting anything from you either
so **** yo ****
User avatar #127 to #126 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which cool Korean group one with girls?
User avatar #128 to #127 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
The one with the weird asian names
User avatar #129 to #128 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which Cool Korean group, which has the weird Asian names with girls?
User avatar #105 - outdrewfortytwo (05/15/2013) [-]
You're a bitch by the way/ Calling me a "4chan fag"? lol, I don't even like 4chan. The only thing we do that they do is green text, which on here is white. Also, like I said there..only 25 lines can be made or you can't post it.
User avatar #106 to #105 - outdrewfortytwo (05/15/2013) [-]
Continued...

**** you!
#107 to #106 - andnowducks (05/15/2013) [-]
Was that really necessary?
User avatar #108 to #107 - outdrewfortytwo (05/16/2013) [-]
Was your comment? No, it was not. Also, my story can have as many lines as it needs to have.
User avatar #111 to #108 - andnowducks (05/16/2013) [-]
Dude, I just hate it when FJ are always up 4chan's arse, they're like "Hurrdurr 4chan does it so we have to do it"
User avatar #112 to #111 - outdrewfortytwo (05/16/2013) [-]
The "green text" thing is used everywhere now. No one gives a **** about 4chan.
User avatar #113 to #112 - andnowducks (05/16/2013) [-]
I do.
User avatar #102 - falconeyez (04/20/2013) [-]
so do you want me to put the pic here?
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User avatar #101 to #100 - andnowducks (04/16/2013) [-]
Look who's speaking, fag.
#98 - quakie (04/15/2013) [-]
huehuehuehuehue
User avatar #99 to #98 - andnowducks (04/15/2013) [-]
Nothin' says I can't block, and delete your faggot little ass from my profile.
#92 - anonymous (02/19/2013) [-]
Please take the advice your profile pic is giving you.
User avatar #93 to #92 - andnowducks (02/19/2013) [-]
Please take the advice my profile pic is giving you.
#86 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
nice profile pic
nice profile pic
#87 to #86 - andnowducks (11/25/2012) [-]
I'm not as big as a bro now.
I'm not as big as a bro now.
#88 to #87 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
Why
Why
User avatar #89 to #88 - andnowducks (11/25/2012) [-]
Because he's greeedy
he acts sometimes
he's secretive
When people find out about his secrets he stays quiet for a while.
User avatar #90 to #89 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
How is he greedy?
User avatar #91 to #90 - andnowducks (12/08/2012) [-]
Well, I forgot to reply to this, he's made comments saying that peoples views only get him extra cash, he watches all his porn and doesn't share what we watched with us.
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User avatar #57 to #56 - andnowducks (10/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, sorry about blaming you in the thing
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User avatar #104 to #58 - andnowducks (04/23/2013) [-]
I know you wont see this, but I loved you, and you had to leave, R.I.P itsmypenis, I'll miss you dearly.
User avatar #59 to #58 - andnowducks (10/24/2012) [-]
I know, we're gonna go down in fj history.
#60 to #59 - leanonwut (10/24/2012) [-]
Both of you
Both of you
#25 - pedomegler (07/29/2012) [-]
I love you to
User avatar #26 to #25 - andnowducks (07/29/2012) [-]
I can't wait until fall, then the movie.
#18 - kingofunnyjunk ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
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User avatar #19 to #18 - kingofunnyjunk ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
that's all
User avatar #20 to #19 - andnowducks (07/22/2012) [-]
Thanks man, I love you.
#17 - kingofunnyjunk ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
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User avatar #16 to #13 - andnowducks (07/22/2012) [-]
**** ...I mean VENASUIR
#9 - mushkaa (07/20/2012) [-]
hello there.
User avatar #10 to #9 - andnowducks (07/20/2012) [-]
Hai, I like ducks.
#11 to #10 - mushkaa (07/20/2012) [-]
i like ducks and puppies
User avatar #12 to #11 - andnowducks (07/21/2012) [-]
I also like cookies and kittens, and unicorns, and rainbows and puppies. :D
#21 to #12 - mushkaa (07/26/2012) [-]
i enjoy these things as well, i do believe this is the start to a most marvelous friendship
#22 to #21 - andnowducks (07/26/2012) [-]
Yeah, and you're awesome too.
User avatar #23 to #22 - mushkaa (07/28/2012) [-]
so whats up?
User avatar #24 to #23 - andnowducks (07/28/2012) [-]
Oh nothing good, I posted OC and that's all.
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