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Gender: male
Age: 18
Facebook Profile: Stahp it EffJhey Das ghey
Youtube Channel: Stahp!
Steam Profile: STAHP!
Consoles Owned: Way too much
Video Games Played: Way too much
X-box Gamertag: More names and things.
PS3 Gamertag: Names and things
Interests: Things,stuff
Date Signed Up:7/20/2012
Last Login:5/24/2013
Location:Behind you
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latest user's comments

#130 - Isn't the snow white tiger an albino tiger? 04/16/2013 on But what about the bears? -1
#160 - I knew OP was gay .  [+] (8 new replies) 04/16/2013 on Priceless -7
User avatar #172 - plainarcane (04/16/2013) [-]
OP is a girl
User avatar #173 - andnowducks (04/16/2013) [-]
I know
User avatar #219 - lamaswithhats (04/16/2013) [-]
So since she's a girl she is straight. Or Heterosexual. Also it's been proven that people who accuse others of being gay are often gay themselves and can't admit it.
User avatar #335 - andnowducks (04/17/2013) [-]
Jesus dude I was just joking, since he didn't state she was a girl, and purely because girls aren't on the Internet.
#337 - lamaswithhats (04/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #338 - andnowducks (04/17/2013) [-]
Holy shit that's adorable.
#339 - lamaswithhats (04/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #340 - andnowducks (04/17/2013) [-]
#DancePonyDance!
#195 - And 4chan screencaps. 04/16/2013 on Poke-beads 0
#101 - Look who's speaking, fag. 04/16/2013 on andnowducks's profile 0
#99 - Nothin' says I can't block, and delete your faggot little ass … 04/15/2013 on andnowducks's profile 0
#150 - It's not green, just le may-may arrows. 04/15/2013 on Poke-beads -3
#137 - You really are a cancerous little fag aren't you? and I though…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/15/2013 on Poke-beads 0
User avatar #185 - bushingenna (04/15/2013) [-]
he's trying to be like tumblr since they say that all the time.

fuck, this website should be called "funny tumblr snippets"
User avatar #195 - andnowducks (04/16/2013) [-]
And 4chan screencaps.
#134 - >Says I'm so done. >Doesn't delete account. >…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/15/2013 on Poke-beads -3
#147 - N. Korean citizen (04/15/2013) [-]
Why the fuck would you greentext outside of 4chan? Makes you look like a faggot
User avatar #150 - andnowducks (04/15/2013) [-]
It's not green, just le may-may arrows.
User avatar #135 - quakie (04/15/2013) [-]
huehueheuaheuehue
#137 - andnowducks (04/15/2013) [-]
You really are a cancerous little fag aren't you? and I thought you was 'sooooo done'
User avatar #185 - bushingenna (04/15/2013) [-]
he's trying to be like tumblr since they say that all the time.

fuck, this website should be called "funny tumblr snippets"
User avatar #195 - andnowducks (04/16/2013) [-]
And 4chan screencaps.
#1 - Sweet baby Jesus that was good, I wish you luck on your third … 04/15/2013 on Bikini Bottom Hates DJ 4DM1N +1
#47 - Timer because fuck you. 04/14/2013 on How to announce a baby arrival -1
#120 - Well that's coming from Justin Bieber. 04/14/2013 on Vegeta and Piccolo Have A Chat -1
#164 - Good. 04/14/2013 on euheuheuh 0
#162 - So how about my avatar?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2013 on euheuheuh -1
User avatar #163 - posttwo (04/14/2013) [-]
I don't mind
User avatar #164 - andnowducks (04/14/2013) [-]
Good.
#160 - Okay, so he's got Polish in him, his first name kind of gives …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/14/2013 on euheuheuh 0
User avatar #161 - posttwo (04/14/2013) [-]
Caspian isn't really Polish
I can imagine him being Irish
because he looks retarded
User avatar #162 - andnowducks (04/14/2013) [-]
So how about my avatar?
User avatar #163 - posttwo (04/14/2013) [-]
I don't mind
User avatar #164 - andnowducks (04/14/2013) [-]
Good.
#159 - Picture 04/14/2013 on euheuheuh 0
#157 - Well atleast you don't live in England  [+] (6 new replies) 04/14/2013 on euheuheuh -1
User avatar #158 - posttwo (04/14/2013) [-]
Yaeh
User avatar #160 - andnowducks (04/14/2013) [-]
Okay, so he's got Polish in him, his first name kind of gives that away, and the teeth, and eyes, and hair, and if you try and put a voice on him, you can only get Polish, or Russian.
User avatar #161 - posttwo (04/14/2013) [-]
Caspian isn't really Polish
I can imagine him being Irish
because he looks retarded
User avatar #162 - andnowducks (04/14/2013) [-]
So how about my avatar?
User avatar #163 - posttwo (04/14/2013) [-]
I don't mind
User avatar #164 - andnowducks (04/14/2013) [-]
Good.
#155 - Well then you obviously don't live in England Or y…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/14/2013 on euheuheuh -1
User avatar #156 - posttwo (04/14/2013) [-]
I live in Ireland
aaaannnd I'm Polish
User avatar #157 - andnowducks (04/14/2013) [-]
Well atleast you don't live in England
User avatar #158 - posttwo (04/14/2013) [-]
Yaeh
User avatar #160 - andnowducks (04/14/2013) [-]
Okay, so he's got Polish in him, his first name kind of gives that away, and the teeth, and eyes, and hair, and if you try and put a voice on him, you can only get Polish, or Russian.
User avatar #161 - posttwo (04/14/2013) [-]
Caspian isn't really Polish
I can imagine him being Irish
because he looks retarded
User avatar #162 - andnowducks (04/14/2013) [-]
So how about my avatar?
User avatar #163 - posttwo (04/14/2013) [-]
I don't mind
User avatar #164 - andnowducks (04/14/2013) [-]
Good.
#108 - Doctor Killjoy reporting in, over. Wouldn't the cre… 04/13/2013 on Cleaning attic when i... 0
#112 - I don't know bro, sauce might not help, you should make try wa… 04/13/2013 on tired lips 0
#111 - What sauce? ketchup or mustard? 04/13/2013 on tired lips 0
#94 - They wouldn't. 04/13/2013 on Unhelpful High School... -1
#88 - But if you had like, year ones.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2013 on Unhelpful High School... -1
User avatar #90 - swiftykidd (04/13/2013) [-]
>implying they wouldnt be eating their own poo
User avatar #94 - andnowducks (04/13/2013) [-]
They wouldn't.
#76 - Picture 04/13/2013 on Quokka 0
#85 - Could happen.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/13/2013 on Unhelpful High School... -1
User avatar #87 - swiftykidd (04/13/2013) [-]
nope.

the only time someone would get that rowdy is in a primary or secondary school. and in the primary school the children are a max age of 11, they wont be taken seriously. and in secondary school. past year 9 most students would have the mentality to behave.
User avatar #88 - andnowducks (04/13/2013) [-]
But if you had like, year ones.
User avatar #90 - swiftykidd (04/13/2013) [-]
>implying they wouldnt be eating their own poo
User avatar #94 - andnowducks (04/13/2013) [-]
They wouldn't.
#76 - Going to sound like a dick again but let's say that the litt…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/13/2013 on Unhelpful High School... -1
User avatar #81 - swiftykidd (04/13/2013) [-]
i know what you said was just a joke. but that would never happen
User avatar #85 - andnowducks (04/13/2013) [-]
Could happen.
User avatar #87 - swiftykidd (04/13/2013) [-]
nope.

the only time someone would get that rowdy is in a primary or secondary school. and in the primary school the children are a max age of 11, they wont be taken seriously. and in secondary school. past year 9 most students would have the mentality to behave.
User avatar #88 - andnowducks (04/13/2013) [-]
But if you had like, year ones.
User avatar #90 - swiftykidd (04/13/2013) [-]
>implying they wouldnt be eating their own poo
User avatar #94 - andnowducks (04/13/2013) [-]
They wouldn't.
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User avatar #109 - admin (05/16/2013) [-]
i love you <3
#110 to #109 - andnowducks (05/16/2013) [-]
I love you too, Addy.
User avatar #105 - outdrewfortytwo (05/15/2013) [-]
You're a bitch by the way/ Calling me a "4chan fag"? lol, I don't even like 4chan. The only thing we do that they do is green text, which on here is white. Also, like I said there..only 25 lines can be made or you can't post it.
User avatar #106 to #105 - outdrewfortytwo (05/15/2013) [-]
Continued...

Fuck you!
#107 to #106 - andnowducks (05/15/2013) [-]
Was that really necessary?
User avatar #108 to #107 - outdrewfortytwo (05/16/2013) [-]
Was your comment? No, it was not. Also, my story can have as many lines as it needs to have.
User avatar #111 to #108 - andnowducks (05/16/2013) [-]
Dude, I just hate it when FJ are always up 4chan's arse, they're like "Hurrdurr 4chan does it so we have to do it"
User avatar #112 to #111 - outdrewfortytwo (05/16/2013) [-]
The "green text" thing is used everywhere now. No one gives a fuck about 4chan.
User avatar #113 to #112 - andnowducks (05/16/2013) [-]
I do.
User avatar #102 - falconeyez (04/20/2013) [-]
so do you want me to put the pic here?
User avatar #103 to #102 - andnowducks (04/20/2013) [-]
Wait.
www.funnyjunk.com/user/puppydick
I use this as my fap wall.
#100 - quakie has deleted their comment. [-]
User avatar #101 to #100 - andnowducks (04/16/2013) [-]
Look who's speaking, fag.
#98 - quakie (04/15/2013) [-]
huehuehuehuehue
User avatar #99 to #98 - andnowducks (04/15/2013) [-]
Nothin' says I can't block, and delete your faggot little ass from my profile.
#92 - N. Korean citizen (02/19/2013) [-]
Please take the advice your profile pic is giving you.
User avatar #93 to #92 - andnowducks (02/19/2013) [-]
Please take the advice my profile pic is giving you.
#94 to #93 - zlamous (02/20/2013) [-]
greatest comeback i've ever heard. your razor sharp wit has devastated me.
#95 to #94 - andnowducks (02/20/2013) [-]
Atleast I'm not called 'A gay man' now get off my profile.
Atleast I'm not called 'A gay man' now get off my profile.
#97 to #96 - andnowducks (02/20/2013) [-]
I'm not butthurt
I'm not butthurt
#86 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
nice profile pic
nice profile pic
#87 to #86 - andnowducks (11/25/2012) [-]
I'm not as big as a bro now.
I'm not as big as a bro now.
#88 to #87 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
Why
Why
User avatar #89 to #88 - andnowducks (11/25/2012) [-]
Because he's greeedy
he acts sometimes
he's secretive
When people find out about his secrets he stays quiet for a while.
User avatar #90 to #89 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
How is he greedy?
User avatar #91 to #90 - andnowducks (12/08/2012) [-]
Well, I forgot to reply to this, he's made comments saying that peoples views only get him extra cash, he watches all his porn and doesn't share what we watched with us.
User avatar #56 - itsmypenis **User deleted account** (10/24/2012) [-]
Oh good show. Its like we set of that thread.
User avatar #57 to #56 - andnowducks (10/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, sorry about blaming you in the thing
User avatar #58 to #57 - itsmypenis **User deleted account** (10/24/2012) [-]
I have no ill to you. Besides we raked in so many thumbs.
User avatar #104 to #58 - andnowducks (04/23/2013) [-]
I know you wont see this, but I loved you, and you had to leave, R.I.P itsmypenis, I'll miss you dearly.
User avatar #59 to #58 - andnowducks (10/24/2012) [-]
I know, we're gonna go down in fj history.
#60 to #59 - leanonwut (10/24/2012) [-]
Both of you
Both of you
#25 - pedomegler (07/29/2012) [-]
I love you to
User avatar #26 to #25 - andnowducks (07/29/2012) [-]
I can't wait until fall, then the movie.
#18 - kingofunnyjunk ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
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User avatar #19 to #18 - kingofunnyjunk ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
that's all
User avatar #20 to #19 - andnowducks (07/22/2012) [-]
Thanks man, I love you.
#17 - kingofunnyjunk ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
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#15 - kingofunnyjunk ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#14 - kingofunnyjunk ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
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#13 - kingofunnyjunk ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
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User avatar #16 to #13 - andnowducks (07/22/2012) [-]
Fuck...I mean VENASUIR
#9 - mushkaa (07/20/2012) [-]
hello there.
User avatar #10 to #9 - andnowducks (07/20/2012) [-]
Hai, I like ducks.
#11 to #10 - mushkaa (07/20/2012) [-]
i like ducks and puppies
User avatar #12 to #11 - andnowducks (07/21/2012) [-]
I also like cookies and kittens, and unicorns, and rainbows and puppies. :D
#21 to #12 - mushkaa (07/26/2012) [-]
i enjoy these things as well, i do believe this is the start to a most marvelous friendship
#22 to #21 - andnowducks (07/26/2012) [-]
Yeah, and you're awesome too.
User avatar #23 to #22 - mushkaa (07/28/2012) [-]
so whats up?
User avatar #24 to #23 - andnowducks (07/28/2012) [-]
Oh nothing good, I posted OC and that's all.
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