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Gender: male
Age: 18
Facebook Profile: Stahp it EffJhey Das ghey
Youtube Channel: Stahp!
Steam Profile: STAHP!
Consoles Owned: Way too much
Video Games Played: Way too much
X-box Gamertag: More names and things.
PS3 Gamertag: Names and things
Interests: Things,stuff
Date Signed Up:7/20/2012
Last Login:5/24/2013
Location:Behind you
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Content Ranking:#23730
Comment Ranking:#1011
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Highest Comment Rank:#214
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Content Views:147755
Times Content Favorited:90 times
Total Comments Made:5155
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latest user's comments

#8 - Well if his ass is showing, how did he get his pants down? 04/20/2013 on Thumb Suckers +5
#7 - "It's time for us to part ways" (s)he moves… 04/20/2013 on Follower NPC Logic in Skyrim +1
#16 - It looks like he's got some sort of pasta running down his neck.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2013 on Brutal fight +7
#107 - cryoshock (04/21/2013) [-]
mom's spaghetti
#38 - I guess OP has never heard of ducking down. 04/20/2013 on everyday issues of being 6'10" -2
#637 - **andnowducks rolls 0** am I a homosexual?  [+] (5 new replies) 04/20/2013 on . 0
#638 - theironfistofglory (04/21/2013) [-]
wait im new here how do u roll stuff?
User avatar #639 - andnowducks (04/21/2013) [-]
Okay

so, with * at the beginning and end, you put 1 of these
*roll 1*
*roll 2*
*roll 3*
*roll 4*
*roll 5*
*roll 6*
*roll 7*
*roll 8*
*roll 9*
#640 - theironfistofglory (04/21/2013) [-]
thanks :3
User avatar #644 - andnowducks (04/22/2013) [-]
And a word of advice, don't say your opinion, unless you think Fj will agree (example: Skyrim is good) and don't post My Little Pony related stuff, out of that My Little Pony related stuff, and you'll get down thumbed if you use :) :D :3, Fj doesn't like that, and finally, use grammar, spelling, and punctuation.
User avatar #643 - andnowducks (04/22/2013) [-]
You're welcome.
colon closed bracket.
#636 - You never did as the magic conch asked. 04/20/2013 on . 0
#4 - How the fuck can you say that? he's fucking adorable. 04/20/2013 on Baby doesn't like kisses 0
#18 - Don't reference that here bro, the sensitive hater fags start… 04/20/2013 on now that's pretty cool 0
#151 - I only assume the New English people say melk because of Bully… 04/20/2013 on A tutorial 0
#144 - Sorry about this, I haven't even been to America, just guessing.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/20/2013 on A tutorial 0
User avatar #147 - the fuzzball (04/20/2013) [-]
its fine, if the comments below are true then new englanders do say melk
User avatar #151 - andnowducks (04/20/2013) [-]
I only assume the New English people say melk because of Bully, well, to be honest they don't really say milk on Bully, or Melk.
#141 - New English...ish people?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/20/2013 on A tutorial 0
User avatar #142 - the fuzzball (04/20/2013) [-]
Iv only been to new england once and didnt really talk to anyone
User avatar #144 - andnowducks (04/20/2013) [-]
Sorry about this, I haven't even been to America, just guessing.
User avatar #147 - the fuzzball (04/20/2013) [-]
its fine, if the comments below are true then new englanders do say melk
User avatar #151 - andnowducks (04/20/2013) [-]
I only assume the New English people say melk because of Bully, well, to be honest they don't really say milk on Bully, or Melk.
#134 - What about Rednecks?  [+] (6 new replies) 04/20/2013 on A tutorial 0
User avatar #138 - the fuzzball (04/20/2013) [-]
nope
User avatar #141 - andnowducks (04/20/2013) [-]
New English...ish people?
User avatar #142 - the fuzzball (04/20/2013) [-]
Iv only been to new england once and didnt really talk to anyone
User avatar #144 - andnowducks (04/20/2013) [-]
Sorry about this, I haven't even been to America, just guessing.
User avatar #147 - the fuzzball (04/20/2013) [-]
its fine, if the comments below are true then new englanders do say melk
User avatar #151 - andnowducks (04/20/2013) [-]
I only assume the New English people say melk because of Bully, well, to be honest they don't really say milk on Bully, or Melk.
#100 - Americans.  [+] (8 new replies) 04/20/2013 on A tutorial 0
User avatar #123 - the fuzzball (04/20/2013) [-]
Iv never come across anyone who says melk
User avatar #134 - andnowducks (04/20/2013) [-]
What about Rednecks?
User avatar #138 - the fuzzball (04/20/2013) [-]
nope
User avatar #141 - andnowducks (04/20/2013) [-]
New English...ish people?
User avatar #142 - the fuzzball (04/20/2013) [-]
Iv only been to new england once and didnt really talk to anyone
User avatar #144 - andnowducks (04/20/2013) [-]
Sorry about this, I haven't even been to America, just guessing.
User avatar #147 - the fuzzball (04/20/2013) [-]
its fine, if the comments below are true then new englanders do say melk
User avatar #151 - andnowducks (04/20/2013) [-]
I only assume the New English people say melk because of Bully, well, to be honest they don't really say milk on Bully, or Melk.
#99 - You just stole that from the faggot's top comment, faggot.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2013 on A tutorial +1
#188 - redmasquerade (04/20/2013) [-]
i have it set to newest not top comment, so i did not even see the other one till you said something, if you look at the font and number of freedoms in mine, they are different
#18 - I don't know, maybe it wants to be cremated? 04/20/2013 on Nice outfit 0
#17 - And he's the most dreamy man alive. 04/20/2013 on Nice outfit 0
#33 - But dude, that's in America, not New Zealand. 04/20/2013 on 6 stars. -2
#16 - uncensored pic? please? 04/20/2013 on I'd tap that 0
#16 - I once seen a YouTube comment saying "I hate people w… 04/20/2013 on Oh, The Irony 0
#60 - Thanks. 04/20/2013 on Killer check bro +2
#79 - Why does she look like Nicholas Cage at the end? 04/20/2013 on Thanks Obama +3
#52 - What game is this?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/20/2013 on Killer check bro +1
#55 - N. Korean citizen (04/20/2013) [-]
NHL 13
User avatar #60 - andnowducks (04/20/2013) [-]
Thanks.
#51 - With stick and gear. 04/20/2013 on Killer check bro +2
#50 - Or just let him jump, because then, y'know, you can't bomb or … 04/20/2013 on Bridge Suicide +2
#207 - Happy?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2013 on 'MURICA +14
#243 - meuk (04/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #109 - admin (05/16/2013) [-]
i love you <3
#110 to #109 - andnowducks (05/16/2013) [-]
I love you too, Addy.
User avatar #105 - outdrewfortytwo ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
You're a bitch by the way/ Calling me a "4chan fag"? lol, I don't even like 4chan. The only thing we do that they do is green text, which on here is white. Also, like I said there..only 25 lines can be made or you can't post it.
User avatar #106 to #105 - outdrewfortytwo ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
Continued...

Fuck you!
#107 to #106 - andnowducks (05/15/2013) [-]
Was that really necessary?
User avatar #108 to #107 - outdrewfortytwo ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
Was your comment? No, it was not. Also, my story can have as many lines as it needs to have.
User avatar #111 to #108 - andnowducks (05/16/2013) [-]
Dude, I just hate it when FJ are always up 4chan's arse, they're like "Hurrdurr 4chan does it so we have to do it"
User avatar #112 to #111 - outdrewfortytwo ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
The "green text" thing is used everywhere now. No one gives a fuck about 4chan.
User avatar #113 to #112 - andnowducks (05/16/2013) [-]
I do.
User avatar #102 - falconeyez (04/20/2013) [-]
so do you want me to put the pic here?
User avatar #103 to #102 - andnowducks (04/20/2013) [-]
Wait.
www.funnyjunk.com/user/puppydick
I use this as my fap wall.
#100 - quakie has deleted their comment. [-]
User avatar #101 to #100 - andnowducks (04/16/2013) [-]
Look who's speaking, fag.
#98 - quakie (04/15/2013) [-]
huehuehuehuehue
User avatar #99 to #98 - andnowducks (04/15/2013) [-]
Nothin' says I can't block, and delete your faggot little ass from my profile.
#92 - N. Korean citizen (02/19/2013) [-]
Please take the advice your profile pic is giving you.
User avatar #93 to #92 - andnowducks (02/19/2013) [-]
Please take the advice my profile pic is giving you.
#94 to #93 - zlamous (02/20/2013) [-]
greatest comeback i've ever heard. your razor sharp wit has devastated me.
#95 to #94 - andnowducks (02/20/2013) [-]
Atleast I'm not called 'A gay man' now get off my profile.
Atleast I'm not called 'A gay man' now get off my profile.
#97 to #96 - andnowducks (02/20/2013) [-]
I'm not butthurt
I'm not butthurt
#86 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
nice profile pic
nice profile pic
#87 to #86 - andnowducks (11/25/2012) [-]
I'm not as big as a bro now.
I'm not as big as a bro now.
#88 to #87 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
Why
Why
User avatar #89 to #88 - andnowducks (11/25/2012) [-]
Because he's greeedy
he acts sometimes
he's secretive
When people find out about his secrets he stays quiet for a while.
User avatar #90 to #89 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
How is he greedy?
User avatar #91 to #90 - andnowducks (12/08/2012) [-]
Well, I forgot to reply to this, he's made comments saying that peoples views only get him extra cash, he watches all his porn and doesn't share what we watched with us.
User avatar #56 - itsmypenis **User deleted account** (10/24/2012) [-]
Oh good show. Its like we set of that thread.
User avatar #57 to #56 - andnowducks (10/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, sorry about blaming you in the thing
User avatar #58 to #57 - itsmypenis **User deleted account** (10/24/2012) [-]
I have no ill to you. Besides we raked in so many thumbs.
User avatar #104 to #58 - andnowducks (04/23/2013) [-]
I know you wont see this, but I loved you, and you had to leave, R.I.P itsmypenis, I'll miss you dearly.
User avatar #59 to #58 - andnowducks (10/24/2012) [-]
I know, we're gonna go down in fj history.
#60 to #59 - leanonwut (10/24/2012) [-]
Both of you
Both of you
#25 - pedomegler (07/29/2012) [-]
I love you to
User avatar #26 to #25 - andnowducks (07/29/2012) [-]
I can't wait until fall, then the movie.
User avatar #19 to #18 - kingofunnyjunk (07/22/2012) [-]
that's all
User avatar #20 to #19 - andnowducks (07/22/2012) [-]
Thanks man, I love you.
User avatar #16 to #13 - andnowducks (07/22/2012) [-]
Fuck...I mean VENASUIR
#9 - mushkaa (07/20/2012) [-]
hello there.
User avatar #10 to #9 - andnowducks (07/20/2012) [-]
Hai, I like ducks.
#11 to #10 - mushkaa (07/20/2012) [-]
i like ducks and puppies
User avatar #12 to #11 - andnowducks (07/21/2012) [-]
I also like cookies and kittens, and unicorns, and rainbows and puppies. :D
#21 to #12 - mushkaa (07/26/2012) [-]
i enjoy these things as well, i do believe this is the start to a most marvelous friendship
#22 to #21 - andnowducks (07/26/2012) [-]
Yeah, and you're awesome too.
User avatar #23 to #22 - mushkaa (07/28/2012) [-]
so whats up?
User avatar #24 to #23 - andnowducks (07/28/2012) [-]
Oh nothing good, I posted OC and that's all.
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