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#16 - Thanks for the help man.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/14/2013 on What's wrong with his nuts? 0
User avatar #17 - phantomi (05/14/2013) [-]
no problem
#18 - elfhame (05/15/2013) [-]
wat u thought was his dick wasnt...and im not explaining wat it was cuz its gross...but if he was a boy he'd have massive nuts and i mean MASSIVE
User avatar #19 - phantomi (05/15/2013) [-]
If it was a rat you mean? (I have only ever had a female rat before)
#20 - elfhame (05/15/2013) [-]
nah i mean a guinee pig..i had 2 boys about 3 years ago
#14 - I hope I know it's a Guinea pig. I'm very bad at getting pets.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/14/2013 on What's wrong with his nuts? 0
User avatar #15 - phantomi (05/14/2013) [-]
yeah its a guinea pig, I have had a load of these in the past and I wouldn't give a painkiller as its quite hard to work out how much to give, flystrike doesn't need dirty conditions to start all it needs is a fly to lay eggs on a bit of food that you will feed your pet (that's why its not recommended to give it grass) or as others mention it could be cancer or even just a blocked bowel
#16 - ancel (05/14/2013) [-]
Thanks for the help man.
User avatar #17 - phantomi (05/14/2013) [-]
no problem
#18 - elfhame (05/15/2013) [-]
wat u thought was his dick wasnt...and im not explaining wat it was cuz its gross...but if he was a boy he'd have massive nuts and i mean MASSIVE
User avatar #19 - phantomi (05/15/2013) [-]
If it was a rat you mean? (I have only ever had a female rat before)
#20 - elfhame (05/15/2013) [-]
nah i mean a guinee pig..i had 2 boys about 3 years ago
#12 - Jesus Christ that looks horrid. I clean the cage once a week w…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/14/2013 on What's wrong with his nuts? 0
User avatar #13 - phantomi (05/14/2013) [-]
it depends if its a rat or a Guinea pig (I cant quite tell from the pic sorry)
#14 - ancel (05/14/2013) [-]
I hope I know it's a Guinea pig. I'm very bad at getting pets.
User avatar #15 - phantomi (05/14/2013) [-]
yeah its a guinea pig, I have had a load of these in the past and I wouldn't give a painkiller as its quite hard to work out how much to give, flystrike doesn't need dirty conditions to start all it needs is a fly to lay eggs on a bit of food that you will feed your pet (that's why its not recommended to give it grass) or as others mention it could be cancer or even just a blocked bowel
#16 - ancel (05/14/2013) [-]
Thanks for the help man.
User avatar #17 - phantomi (05/14/2013) [-]
no problem
#18 - elfhame (05/15/2013) [-]
wat u thought was his dick wasnt...and im not explaining wat it was cuz its gross...but if he was a boy he'd have massive nuts and i mean MASSIVE
User avatar #19 - phantomi (05/15/2013) [-]
If it was a rat you mean? (I have only ever had a female rat before)
#20 - elfhame (05/15/2013) [-]
nah i mean a guinee pig..i had 2 boys about 3 years ago
#10 - I hope he/she will live, that's all, he has a bro and it would…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/14/2013 on What's wrong with his nuts? 0
User avatar #11 - phantomi (05/14/2013) [-]
Depending on the living conditions it may be flystrike... (for its sake you should hope not)
#12 - ancel (05/14/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ that looks horrid. I clean the cage once a week with hot water and washing up liquid, I've never even seen a fly in my apt. She lives with a rabbit and i heard the rabbit could be a carrier of something.

Can i give her a painkiller?
User avatar #13 - phantomi (05/14/2013) [-]
it depends if its a rat or a Guinea pig (I cant quite tell from the pic sorry)
#14 - ancel (05/14/2013) [-]
I hope I know it's a Guinea pig. I'm very bad at getting pets.
User avatar #15 - phantomi (05/14/2013) [-]
yeah its a guinea pig, I have had a load of these in the past and I wouldn't give a painkiller as its quite hard to work out how much to give, flystrike doesn't need dirty conditions to start all it needs is a fly to lay eggs on a bit of food that you will feed your pet (that's why its not recommended to give it grass) or as others mention it could be cancer or even just a blocked bowel
#16 - ancel (05/14/2013) [-]
Thanks for the help man.
User avatar #17 - phantomi (05/14/2013) [-]
no problem
#18 - elfhame (05/15/2013) [-]
wat u thought was his dick wasnt...and im not explaining wat it was cuz its gross...but if he was a boy he'd have massive nuts and i mean MASSIVE
User avatar #19 - phantomi (05/15/2013) [-]
If it was a rat you mean? (I have only ever had a female rat before)
#20 - elfhame (05/15/2013) [-]
nah i mean a guinee pig..i had 2 boys about 3 years ago
#9 - But his dick came out when he trys to have sex with things. I'… 05/14/2013 on What's wrong with his nuts? 0
#6 - I'll take him to the vet. Hope it doesn't hurt him until then.  [+] (14 new replies) 05/14/2013 on What's wrong with his nuts? 0
#7 - elfhame (05/14/2013) [-]
bro i have 10 rats...im a breeder...i know wat rodent genitalia looks like its not a boy lol
#9 - ancel (05/14/2013) [-]
But his dick came out when he trys to have sex with things. I'll go to the vet anyway. it's late here so i can't do anything. Would it kill him if i game him a very small bit of a pain killer?
#8 - elfhame (05/14/2013) [-]
female rodents are prone to cancer in their genitalia at a significantly higher percentage then males...also on a lighter note it could b a blocked gland...and cysts dont grow that fast...my best guess is cancer
#10 - ancel (05/14/2013) [-]
I hope he/she will live, that's all, he has a bro and it would be sad if he died.
User avatar #11 - phantomi (05/14/2013) [-]
Depending on the living conditions it may be flystrike... (for its sake you should hope not)
#12 - ancel (05/14/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ that looks horrid. I clean the cage once a week with hot water and washing up liquid, I've never even seen a fly in my apt. She lives with a rabbit and i heard the rabbit could be a carrier of something.

Can i give her a painkiller?
User avatar #13 - phantomi (05/14/2013) [-]
it depends if its a rat or a Guinea pig (I cant quite tell from the pic sorry)
#14 - ancel (05/14/2013) [-]
I hope I know it's a Guinea pig. I'm very bad at getting pets.
User avatar #15 - phantomi (05/14/2013) [-]
yeah its a guinea pig, I have had a load of these in the past and I wouldn't give a painkiller as its quite hard to work out how much to give, flystrike doesn't need dirty conditions to start all it needs is a fly to lay eggs on a bit of food that you will feed your pet (that's why its not recommended to give it grass) or as others mention it could be cancer or even just a blocked bowel
#16 - ancel (05/14/2013) [-]
Thanks for the help man.
User avatar #17 - phantomi (05/14/2013) [-]
no problem
#18 - elfhame (05/15/2013) [-]
wat u thought was his dick wasnt...and im not explaining wat it was cuz its gross...but if he was a boy he'd have massive nuts and i mean MASSIVE
User avatar #19 - phantomi (05/15/2013) [-]
If it was a rat you mean? (I have only ever had a female rat before)
#20 - elfhame (05/15/2013) [-]
nah i mean a guinee pig..i had 2 boys about 3 years ago
#5 - It's a boy, trust me I've taken care of him for a year. He tri…  [+] (15 new replies) 05/14/2013 on What's wrong with his nuts? 0
#6 - ancel (05/14/2013) [-]
I'll take him to the vet. Hope it doesn't hurt him until then.
#7 - elfhame (05/14/2013) [-]
bro i have 10 rats...im a breeder...i know wat rodent genitalia looks like its not a boy lol
#9 - ancel (05/14/2013) [-]
But his dick came out when he trys to have sex with things. I'll go to the vet anyway. it's late here so i can't do anything. Would it kill him if i game him a very small bit of a pain killer?
#8 - elfhame (05/14/2013) [-]
female rodents are prone to cancer in their genitalia at a significantly higher percentage then males...also on a lighter note it could b a blocked gland...and cysts dont grow that fast...my best guess is cancer
#10 - ancel (05/14/2013) [-]
I hope he/she will live, that's all, he has a bro and it would be sad if he died.
User avatar #11 - phantomi (05/14/2013) [-]
Depending on the living conditions it may be flystrike... (for its sake you should hope not)
#12 - ancel (05/14/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ that looks horrid. I clean the cage once a week with hot water and washing up liquid, I've never even seen a fly in my apt. She lives with a rabbit and i heard the rabbit could be a carrier of something.

Can i give her a painkiller?
User avatar #13 - phantomi (05/14/2013) [-]
it depends if its a rat or a Guinea pig (I cant quite tell from the pic sorry)
#14 - ancel (05/14/2013) [-]
I hope I know it's a Guinea pig. I'm very bad at getting pets.
User avatar #15 - phantomi (05/14/2013) [-]
yeah its a guinea pig, I have had a load of these in the past and I wouldn't give a painkiller as its quite hard to work out how much to give, flystrike doesn't need dirty conditions to start all it needs is a fly to lay eggs on a bit of food that you will feed your pet (that's why its not recommended to give it grass) or as others mention it could be cancer or even just a blocked bowel
#16 - ancel (05/14/2013) [-]
Thanks for the help man.
User avatar #17 - phantomi (05/14/2013) [-]
no problem
#18 - elfhame (05/15/2013) [-]
wat u thought was his dick wasnt...and im not explaining wat it was cuz its gross...but if he was a boy he'd have massive nuts and i mean MASSIVE
User avatar #19 - phantomi (05/15/2013) [-]
If it was a rat you mean? (I have only ever had a female rat before)
#20 - elfhame (05/15/2013) [-]
nah i mean a guinee pig..i had 2 boys about 3 years ago
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He rolled a user, not the picture.
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#136 - ancel (05/10/2013) [-]
**ancel rolled a random image posted in comment #78 at Never thought of it that way ** I'll try again?
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