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#85 - Yeah, as a decently experienced outdoorsman I can say that it'… 12 hours ago on Reasons I don't travel to... 0
#75 - Yeah, honestly I don't think Australia is nearly as dangerous …  [+] (2 new replies) 13 hours ago on Reasons I don't travel to... 0
User avatar #76 - TheBigGummyBear (13 hours ago) [-]
^ this

to be brutally honest I think the US wilderness is much more life threatening than ours.

Having watched a lot of man vs wild it seemed like the US had far more dangerous areas compared to Australia.

Australia's main danger to a human is that the entire centre of our country is a barren wasteland with people like Mick Taylor from Wolf Creek, that's about it though.
User avatar #85 - anaphase (12 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, as a decently experienced outdoorsman I can say that it's pretty fucking hard to become seriously lost anywhere in the south of the country. The most danger I've ever been in from wildlife is being near eastern brown snakes, but they just slither away anyway
#11 - I'm currently going through a Karl Pilkington phase and have o… 13 hours ago on Pilkington +1
#71 - Yeah, I live in Vic and I've only been killed twice  [+] (3 new replies) 13 hours ago on Reasons I don't travel to... +5
User avatar #72 - TheBigGummyBear (13 hours ago) [-]
Twice isn't bad dude.

I've died 3 times before I got through high school.
#83 - mastermew (12 hours ago) [-]
wow you only died 3 times, ive been killed 7 times and im only 15
my nans been shanked 13 times as well
how many kangaroos do you own, i have 5, 1 of which takes me to school, his name is burabangadongwilly
#84 - MrMarioman (12 hours ago) [-]
I'm pretty sure I'm dead right now
#70 - *swell with overpriced beer and pub brawls 13 hours ago on Reasons I don't travel to... 0
#68 - Yeah, nah, most of that **** is Queensland and NT…  [+] (4 new replies) 13 hours ago on Reasons I don't travel to... +1
User avatar #73 - TheBigGummyBear (13 hours ago) [-]
Queenslander reporting in.

The wildlife really isn't as abundant as everyone thinks, and they certainly aren't aggressive unless provoked. Like old mate steve irwin always said, 'respect mother nature and she'll respect you.'
User avatar #75 - anaphase (13 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, honestly I don't think Australia is nearly as dangerous as everyone wangs on about.

I mean, in the US and Canada or wherever, people on hikes are always on about being careful of bears or wolves or coyotes or lions or jaguars or some other large, deadly mammal. We do have snakes and shit, but we've got nothing that will actively seek you out and kill you.

User avatar #76 - TheBigGummyBear (13 hours ago) [-]
^ this

to be brutally honest I think the US wilderness is much more life threatening than ours.

Having watched a lot of man vs wild it seemed like the US had far more dangerous areas compared to Australia.

Australia's main danger to a human is that the entire centre of our country is a barren wasteland with people like Mick Taylor from Wolf Creek, that's about it though.
User avatar #85 - anaphase (12 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, as a decently experienced outdoorsman I can say that it's pretty fucking hard to become seriously lost anywhere in the south of the country. The most danger I've ever been in from wildlife is being near eastern brown snakes, but they just slither away anyway
#32 - Мне грустно слышать, что вы меня б… 14 hours ago on American Colonization 0
#29 - фактически Я Австралии. Я учусь ру…  [+] (2 new replies) 15 hours ago on American Colonization 0
User avatar #30 - sovietsamurai (15 hours ago) [-]
Это хорошо товарищ, я только родился в России, но поднял в другом месте, мое собственное знание очень ограничен ... Тем не менее, Россия является опасным местом для посторонних, как я узнал ...

Удачи на учебе другу ...
User avatar #32 - anaphase (14 hours ago) [-]
Мне грустно слышать, что вы меня были проблемы там...Я слышал, что это опасно, прежде чем

Но спасибо! Я много ленивый, но я пытаюсь моя самая большая
#27 - Где в России вы живете?  [+] (4 new replies) 15 hours ago on American Colonization 0
User avatar #28 - sovietsamurai (15 hours ago) [-]
Челябинск ... Вы?
User avatar #29 - anaphase (15 hours ago) [-]
фактически Я Австралии. Я учусь русский (на 3 месяца) и хотели бы посетить. что это, жить в России?

(Извините за плохой грамматики)
User avatar #30 - sovietsamurai (15 hours ago) [-]
Это хорошо товарищ, я только родился в России, но поднял в другом месте, мое собственное знание очень ограничен ... Тем не менее, Россия является опасным местом для посторонних, как я узнал ...

Удачи на учебе другу ...
User avatar #32 - anaphase (14 hours ago) [-]
Мне грустно слышать, что вы меня были проблемы там...Я слышал, что это опасно, прежде чем

Но спасибо! Я много ленивый, но я пытаюсь моя самая большая
#281 - Ah ok...so what about general burns? I mean, if I pour 100 deg…  [+] (3 new replies) 15 hours ago on comparing temperature 0
User avatar #385 - cormy (8 hours ago) [-]
Oh yes you'll definitely get burned but I mean, your insides won't boil or anything which was basically my only point. Your exterior will take most of the blow and it takes a long time to get through that.
#295 - anonymous (14 hours ago) [-]
As explained in this thread. However, it's still slightly dangerous - a finnish and a russian went to a sauna. The russian died. No joke, this happened in the World Sauna Championship 2010, the russian died (death aided by usin local anesthetic grease and painkillers - ill play kills you) and the finnish had 70% of his skin burnt and later kidney failure. He recovered, but was under a medically induced coma for over a month.
#296 - anonymous (14 hours ago) [-]
Oh, and they were in about six minutes. The saunas were different than in previous champions, more "extreme" as Kaukonen (the Finn) put it.

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