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Age: 18
Date Signed Up:7/29/2011
Last Login:4/24/2014
Location:Assville
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Just an asshole that happens to be the mayor of Assville.

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    OH GOD EQUIUS OH GOD EQUIUS

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#324 - >Sneak around taking **** >Come across …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2014 on I Fucked Up +2
#327 - scandaldog (04/22/2014) [-]
#321 - I'll try my best but I think I've told all I can. Anyth…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/22/2014 on I Fucked Up +2
#322 - scandaldog (04/22/2014) [-]
an then...
User avatar #324 - analbreach (04/22/2014) [-]
>Sneak around taking shit
>Come across a terminal
>Ask leader about it
>Kid's in the room
>Sneak around looking for password
>Think I see a black man in the dark part of the hideout
>Kill him
>He's white
>Mission Failed
>Can't handle the shame
>An hero with a grenade
>Never play as Nigger Terminator again
#327 - scandaldog (04/22/2014) [-]
#228 - O-of course not. I was just verifying. But that's forbi… 04/22/2014 on I Fucked Up +1
#223 - >Go to Megaton and meet Sheriff Orangutan >Iain' …  [+] (5 new replies) 04/22/2014 on I Fucked Up +14
#284 - scandaldog (04/22/2014) [-]
more, please.
User avatar #321 - analbreach (04/22/2014) [-]
I'll try my best but I think I've told all I can. Anything else may sound super-similar

>Wandering around like I said I was
>Find shit shack village called Arefu
>Walk up to town entrance and almost get blown the fuck up
>It's some crazy old man that thinks I'm a vampire
>Guys clearly off his rocker so I just roll with what he says and check the inhabitants of the town
>Not a single nigger in site
>HeavenlyChoir.wav
>Find dead family in a shack
>Oh shit
>Old man says that it was the vampires and uses the marks are proof
>I check out the train station nearby because the old man says they kidnapped someone
>I find a couple of filthy jet dealers and just ignore them Not black not my problem
>Go deeper and find a hideout for some weird looking losers
#322 - scandaldog (04/22/2014) [-]
an then...
User avatar #324 - analbreach (04/22/2014) [-]
>Sneak around taking shit
>Come across a terminal
>Ask leader about it
>Kid's in the room
>Sneak around looking for password
>Think I see a black man in the dark part of the hideout
>Kill him
>He's white
>Mission Failed
>Can't handle the shame
>An hero with a grenade
>Never play as Nigger Terminator again
#327 - scandaldog (04/22/2014) [-]
#222 - >Be me 3 years ago >See Fallout 3 ******** …  [+] (6 new replies) 04/22/2014 on I Fucked Up +10
User avatar #223 - analbreach (04/22/2014) [-]
>Go to Megaton and meet Sheriff Orangutan
>Iain'thavingthisshit.edu
>Shoot him on sight
>Everyone starts attacking me
>They're all filthy ape enthusiasts
>Lay low for a few days
>Talk to Burke
>Wire the bomb
>Go to Tenpenny Tower
>Nuke Niggers And Niggerlovers To Oblivion
>Look for Paradise Falls Slavers have to know how to do it right
>Find black man running the entrance
>Thisplaceistainted.web
>Kill everyone and steal all their shit
>Wander the wastes as the only man that has a good understanding of segregation's wonders

In hindsight this shit was pretty childish but I still had fun so I guess that's all that matters.
#284 - scandaldog (04/22/2014) [-]
more, please.
User avatar #321 - analbreach (04/22/2014) [-]
I'll try my best but I think I've told all I can. Anything else may sound super-similar

>Wandering around like I said I was
>Find shit shack village called Arefu
>Walk up to town entrance and almost get blown the fuck up
>It's some crazy old man that thinks I'm a vampire
>Guys clearly off his rocker so I just roll with what he says and check the inhabitants of the town
>Not a single nigger in site
>HeavenlyChoir.wav
>Find dead family in a shack
>Oh shit
>Old man says that it was the vampires and uses the marks are proof
>I check out the train station nearby because the old man says they kidnapped someone
>I find a couple of filthy jet dealers and just ignore them Not black not my problem
>Go deeper and find a hideout for some weird looking losers
#322 - scandaldog (04/22/2014) [-]
an then...
User avatar #324 - analbreach (04/22/2014) [-]
>Sneak around taking shit
>Come across a terminal
>Ask leader about it
>Kid's in the room
>Sneak around looking for password
>Think I see a black man in the dark part of the hideout
>Kill him
>He's white
>Mission Failed
>Can't handle the shame
>An hero with a grenade
>Never play as Nigger Terminator again
#327 - scandaldog (04/22/2014) [-]
#213 - >Dad is her first and only true love >wut  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2014 on I Fucked Up 0
#221 - flickie (04/22/2014) [-]
I grew up in love with my father.

I still do love who he was at least. Is that so strange?
User avatar #228 - analbreach (04/22/2014) [-]
O-of course not. I was just verifying. But that's forbidden love
#28 - Everyone here is quoting the Goofy Movie when the one in the p… 04/21/2014 on Browsing Netflix when 0
#70 - I need to know how  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2014 on Is ded +12
#140 - thesecretz (04/21/2014) [-]
Just beated the fuck out of her on easy, she escaped. Went to the main menu and ta-da , H-Scene.
#48 - I prefer slime girls None of that weird vore or inflatio… 04/15/2014 on we interupt your fapping... 0
#113 - oh.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2014 on NSFW 0
#215 - anonymous (04/15/2014) [-]
Actually if you're into loli it's great.

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User avatar #1 - helpmeplz (08/05/2013) [-]
You seem to have some FJ points, which are used in the FJ collecting game and nothing else,
if you're willing to give them away just click this link: www.funnyjunk.com/items/4236130#4236130
and click the (T) next to my name. Send them using the arrow next to the points.
Note that they will not affect your thumbs in anyway.
User avatar #2 to #1 - analbreach (08/05/2013) [-]
I'll give you some but I'd like to keep most because I hear these are for some fj store that never came to be.
User avatar #3 to #2 - helpmeplz (08/05/2013) [-]
Thx ^^
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