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#4454 - **anako rolls 560,284,361** 07/09/2014 on Roll for Red Text 0
#5 - Here's some relevant content I made a few years ago  [+] (5 new replies) 03/21/2014 on Chocolate cups +8
#81 - anonymous (03/22/2014) [-]
everyone is calling you stupid
but what i dont think they realize is that the heat popped the balloon when you put the balloon in the chocolate rather than you popping the balloon while the chocolate was still molten
#73 - furiousmarshmellow (03/22/2014) [-]
Wow, you are an idiot.
#70 - nabusco (03/22/2014) [-]
I have an idea
IF you spread nutella on the balloon and then put it on the freezer
Might work
#16 - anonymous (03/22/2014) [-]
you are stupid if you really fcked it up. aint no rocket science
User avatar #8 - Nihatclodra (03/21/2014) [-]
Did you remember to, I don't know... FREEZE the chocolate with the balloons first?
#67 - Picture 12/31/2013 on Moray -1
#3 - Comment deleted 12/22/2013 on Illiminaughty 0
#774 - Greaaaat! 12/22/2013 on No Prob 0
#86 - Biologically impossible? just because you aren't able to do so…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/19/2013 on Nutted -1
#92 - Penn (12/19/2013) [-]
Actually it pretty much is biologically impossible.

Sure, you can still fuck someone after ejaculating (even though that's uncomfortable as shit and sensitive), but guys aren't able to ejaculate until about 10-20 minutes after the first time. That's why it's so sensitive after you do. Women, on the other hand, are able to go in for round two and still feel good 1-2 minutes after an orgasm.

TL;DR
You may be able to go in for round two immediately after you ejaculate, but that doesn't make you man. That probably annoys the girl because you're trying so hard when she just wants to be close; not giving a shit how many 'times' you can fuck in 2 minutes.
User avatar #95 - Dropkicksxxx (12/19/2013) [-]
You don't get laid a lot eh?
#98 - Penn (12/19/2013) [-]
I get my fair amount. But, I've never felt like 'more of a man' for being able to fuck right again right after I finish. I've felt like a man for the way I fuck, not how many times in one sitting.

I mean, let's say I fuck a girl 5 times in a row and each of those times lasted 2 minutes.

And then let's say I fuck a girl once for 45 minutes.

Which is the better scenario?
User avatar #100 - Dropkicksxxx (12/19/2013) [-]
I don't mean 5 times in a row, I just know a round two is usually appreciated
User avatar #93 - harrisonfordor (12/19/2013) [-]
Not picking sides here but after I'm done my first round, me and my girlfriend usually just kiss for a minute or less and are able to continue. I always thought that a guy simply needed a breather before carrying on. You know, get passed that tickly feeling.
#97 - Penn (12/19/2013) [-]
Maybe I jumped the gun here and was too dickish.

All I was trying to say is that it takes time for men to ejaculate more than once. I thought anako was trying to say that he can ejaculate over and over again because he's a 'man.'

Which would make him a boy just for saying that. But, I think I misinterpreted.
#82 - aaaand that's what separates the boys from the men... speak fo…  [+] (11 new replies) 12/19/2013 on Nutted -5
#89 - krobeles (12/19/2013) [-]
Yes. Certainly what seperates boys from men, is our abillity to rut like animals to no end. Not the willpower to persevere where others might fail, the intellect to overcome obstacles without resorting to violence or the responsibillity to handle pressure without caving.
No, what seperates the boys from the men, is most certainly our abillity to maintain a rock hard erection after what could have been hours of senseless sex. That is certainly the one characteristic that makes a boy into an awesome hunk of man meat.
Good one on you, Anako, you magnificent bastard, you!

Fuck you, you brainless cunt. You're the reason we cant have nice things..
#84 - anonymous (12/19/2013) [-]
Awww look at the little faggot trying to look good by claiming he can do something biologically impossible.

You lose your boner after ejaculation, it's how the human male body was programmed.
User avatar #86 - anako (12/19/2013) [-]
Biologically impossible? just because you aren't able to do something doesn't mean others can't. Of course it isn't a regular occurrence, if it was I would be worried but non the less it is possible.
#92 - Penn (12/19/2013) [-]
Actually it pretty much is biologically impossible.

Sure, you can still fuck someone after ejaculating (even though that's uncomfortable as shit and sensitive), but guys aren't able to ejaculate until about 10-20 minutes after the first time. That's why it's so sensitive after you do. Women, on the other hand, are able to go in for round two and still feel good 1-2 minutes after an orgasm.

TL;DR
You may be able to go in for round two immediately after you ejaculate, but that doesn't make you man. That probably annoys the girl because you're trying so hard when she just wants to be close; not giving a shit how many 'times' you can fuck in 2 minutes.
User avatar #95 - Dropkicksxxx (12/19/2013) [-]
You don't get laid a lot eh?
#98 - Penn (12/19/2013) [-]
I get my fair amount. But, I've never felt like 'more of a man' for being able to fuck right again right after I finish. I've felt like a man for the way I fuck, not how many times in one sitting.

I mean, let's say I fuck a girl 5 times in a row and each of those times lasted 2 minutes.

And then let's say I fuck a girl once for 45 minutes.

Which is the better scenario?
User avatar #100 - Dropkicksxxx (12/19/2013) [-]
I don't mean 5 times in a row, I just know a round two is usually appreciated
User avatar #93 - harrisonfordor (12/19/2013) [-]
Not picking sides here but after I'm done my first round, me and my girlfriend usually just kiss for a minute or less and are able to continue. I always thought that a guy simply needed a breather before carrying on. You know, get passed that tickly feeling.
#97 - Penn (12/19/2013) [-]
Maybe I jumped the gun here and was too dickish.

All I was trying to say is that it takes time for men to ejaculate more than once. I thought anako was trying to say that he can ejaculate over and over again because he's a 'man.'

Which would make him a boy just for saying that. But, I think I misinterpreted.
User avatar #83 - xtwinblade (12/19/2013) [-]
Well like most men, im not able to have mutliple orgasms within a short period. i dont speak for myself, i speak for anybody who can actually ejaculate and have to cool the penis before receiving another erection.
Because it is normal to get a flaccid penis and loose the horniness after ejaculating. Well atleast after puberty that happens.

So speak for yourself, but having an unormally long-lasting erection can be a health problem.
#87 - kyrozor (12/19/2013) [-]
By god it's serious.
#45 - 60 hours in a month? When Skyrim came out I had 96 hours withi… 12/16/2013 on This is what I done did. 0
#3 - unfortunately I don't why is it you ask?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2013 on anako's profile 0
User avatar #4 - cubanwhiteman (09/22/2013) [-]
On my content you said you have a 360, I was interested in hearing, since I could always use a partner.
#58 - The new house I'm renting has terrible internet and can't even… 09/21/2013 on Feels dump. 0
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User avatar #2 - cubanwhiteman (09/21/2013) [-]
Do you have dark souls for xbox by any chance?
User avatar #3 to #2 - anako (09/22/2013) [-]
unfortunately I don't why is it you ask?
User avatar #4 to #3 - cubanwhiteman (09/22/2013) [-]
On my content you said you have a 360, I was interested in hearing, since I could always use a partner.
#1 - anako (10/24/2011) [-]
**anako rolled a random image**
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