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Date Signed Up:4/07/2012
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#126 - My beard came in when I was in 7th grade and I had a stupid lo… 01/09/2016 on Her "First Moon Party" 0
#96 - what episode was this? 01/09/2016 on Artist's Rendition 0
#25 - Enlisted dudes see college kids the same way when they complai… 01/02/2016 on u don't know shit yet +3
#135 - Anon you have persuaded me. Never have I seen such eloquent an… 12/30/2015 on really? 0
#63 - So the argument here is what? Do people of other faiths not mo…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/30/2015 on really? +3
#130 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
fuck off turd, you are the problem here.
#135 - anaklusmos (12/30/2015) [-]
Anon you have persuaded me. Never have I seen such eloquent and succinct argumentation. I renounce my previous stance. Clearly all muslims are child molesters and we must paint them with as broad a brush as possible.
#102 - one please 12/21/2015 on Dank Wallpapers #12 0
#23 - theres a monty python reference to be made here.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2015 on Octopuses are beyond awesome 0
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#25 - dagold (12/17/2015) [-]
I went to the comments looking for this, you did not disappoint.
#84 - Marine Expeditionary Unit. Im gonna go ahead and assume youre …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2015 on It's the most wonderful... +1
#131 - rocketpropelledtit (11/26/2015) [-]
Nope, Army medic
#9 - If there are no nukes involved, we'd bomb russia's military ba…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/26/2015 on Why Turkey joined NATO +6
#38 - lozarus (11/26/2015) [-]
And as soon as you try to bomb them, you have 15.000 nukes heading towards the US.
Again, there is a reason the cold war stayed cold. Mutually assured destruction is a bitch.
#112 - anon (11/26/2015) [-]
Putin threatened by anti-nuke missile blanket, has to make up story saying he has super weapon that can't be stopped by it. Means his 15,000 nukes suddenly got a lot less threatening and that's ALL he has to back up his bullshit.
#84 - anon (11/26/2015) [-]
You forgot to mention that half of the nukes would head back to Russia because they wouldn't even be able to exit the stratosphere due to how old they are.
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#43 - angelious (11/26/2015) [-]
>>no nukes involved
>RUSSIA WOULD USE NUKES
>gg no re.
#44 - lozarus (11/26/2015) [-]
Because its retarded to think nukes wont be involved.
#85 - anon (11/26/2015) [-]
On a scale of "Israel shooting rockets at Hamas and expect no consequences" to "Putin trespassing borders with his military aircraft and expecting nothing to happen" , how retarded are you?
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#46 - angelious (11/26/2015) [-]
thats why its a fucking IF.


IF nukes werent involved.


IF nukes were involved, then russia would be fucking radiated toast before breakfast.


BUT the scenario that anaklusmos spoke of was about NOT involving nukes.

HENCE THE FUCKING IF IN THE FUCKING SENTENCE.
#47 - lozarus (11/26/2015) [-]
Wow mate, take a chill pill. Your blood pressure must be awful.
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#48 - angelious (11/26/2015) [-]
not as horrible as your imagination.

#38 - What I'm saying is that they're not doing combat deployments a…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/26/2015 on It's the most wonderful... -1
#161 - lordbroldamort (11/26/2015) [-]
hey man, im in the army and i just got back from stan in like july of 15, combat medic attached to old abe. its still out of the wire if thats what you mean.
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#39 - littlehozz (11/26/2015) [-]
there are some mues going out west coast but no combat deployments as far as i know
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User avatar #3 - kilonoa (03/13/2014) [-]
your name... you like percy jackson?
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I love Percy Jackson
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I deem you cool
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This is the first time somebody added me on fj
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I bless you
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