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#85 - Picture 01/14/2014 on icecream +3
#30 - And in cosmetology it's commonly called a cupid's bow. 01/12/2014 on Tiny Frog Fact 0
#46 - Sure, at this point I'm taking anything from anyone because th…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2014 on anahbell's profile 0
User avatar #47 - greedtheavaricious (01/05/2014) [-]
Well, since the Witch from L4D really interests me I know, I'm a fucking pleb for getting it for free I started to write about here. Nothing I'm really planning to show to the world, more to practise for longer stories. Also, since english isn't my first language, it is even harder for me. It basically goes like that:

Plane taking off. Dude is happy they managed to get on board. Other dude not so happy, realizing they will be in deep shit for the rest of their lives. Small argument, plane explodes. Plane crashes.

Then my main char appears in the story. His entire body hurts and he can barely breathe. He's leaning against a rocky wall. It was midnight, and then moon shining bright. He saw the plane wreck several meters away from him, leading him to the conclusion someone must have saved him. It was then he hears someone crying. Turning his head to the side he could spot a female looking figure, slumped down to her knees, crying. Since his entire body is extremely hurting and he was so short on breath the head turn exhausted him so much he lost consciousness, again.

There's more, but I keep rewriting what comes after that since I can't come up with something good enough.

I personally think it isn't very good... but let's hear what you have to say since you have more experience with writing.
#44 - Well. It may be a while on the progress. I had a problem with …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/05/2014 on anahbell's profile 0
User avatar #45 - greedtheavaricious (01/05/2014) [-]
Well that sucks balls. I wish you luck.

I'll be honest. While I'm still interested in your story, I've also been messaging you for some writing advice. You up for it?
User avatar #46 - anahbell (01/05/2014) [-]
Sure, at this point I'm taking anything from anyone because this flash drive problem really screwed me up.
User avatar #47 - greedtheavaricious (01/05/2014) [-]
Well, since the Witch from L4D really interests me I know, I'm a fucking pleb for getting it for free I started to write about here. Nothing I'm really planning to show to the world, more to practise for longer stories. Also, since english isn't my first language, it is even harder for me. It basically goes like that:

Plane taking off. Dude is happy they managed to get on board. Other dude not so happy, realizing they will be in deep shit for the rest of their lives. Small argument, plane explodes. Plane crashes.

Then my main char appears in the story. His entire body hurts and he can barely breathe. He's leaning against a rocky wall. It was midnight, and then moon shining bright. He saw the plane wreck several meters away from him, leading him to the conclusion someone must have saved him. It was then he hears someone crying. Turning his head to the side he could spot a female looking figure, slumped down to her knees, crying. Since his entire body is extremely hurting and he was so short on breath the head turn exhausted him so much he lost consciousness, again.

There's more, but I keep rewriting what comes after that since I can't come up with something good enough.

I personally think it isn't very good... but let's hear what you have to say since you have more experience with writing.
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#369 - Picture 01/02/2014 on Mah heart be getting dum feels +3
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#96 - I am alone.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/01/2014 on A Toast. 0
#122 - lesolan (01/01/2014) [-]
You are never alone. :3
#159 - anahbell (01/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #115 - Mebeshe (01/01/2014) [-]
I should let you know that gif is adorable and I saved it.
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#108 - Picture 12/29/2013 on Blind +1
#107 - I'm legally blind too, I know how you feel. The first time I s… 12/29/2013 on Blind +1
#183 - Thank you! and yeah, I did skip around alot in explaining it. … 12/27/2013 on yup 0
#168 - Is better* not a better. 12/26/2013 on yup 0
#167 - Well, when I get it posted I'll give you a link. The…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/26/2013 on yup +1
User avatar #182 - greedtheavaricious (12/27/2013) [-]
Your profile has been bookmarked.

It sounds pretty good. A bit messy in the premise, but I guess that's how premises work.^^
User avatar #183 - anahbell (12/27/2013) [-]
Thank you! and yeah, I did skip around alot in explaining it. It all ties in together once you read it, I just didn't want to spoil any bits so I jumped around the plot while explaining.
#166 - I. I don't know. I feel like everyone there is a better than m…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2013 on yup 0
User avatar #168 - anahbell (12/26/2013) [-]
Is better* not a better.
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#58 - I bet it is. 12/25/2013 on yup 0
#38 - Oh my ******* god do I know this feeling. 12/25/2013 on Hnngggggg 0
#32 - Okay this is an older picture that I did but, I do digital art…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/25/2013 on yup +7
User avatar #127 - greedtheavaricious (12/25/2013) [-]
I'd really like to read your story. Been a while since I've read a good one.
User avatar #167 - anahbell (12/26/2013) [-]
Well, when I get it posted I'll give you a link.

The genre is sci-fi, horror, tragedy.. but not limited to.

Basically the premise is about a guy named Victor. He's a degenerate, low life.. and he's got a little gang or whatever that like to screw things up for people and one day when they're out screwing up some guy's car.. it explodes and he gets messed up pretty badly, his arms and legs from the knees down are basically reduced to nothing from the explosion. In the hospital he gets approached by a man who says he can get him his limbs back through special augmentation. So he thinks, "Why not, I've nothing left to lose." And he agrees. Though, he did get them back they're not what he asked for. He looks demonic and they're changing more than just what he was missing. After they start changing more, Victor's had enough and gets up and kills them all. (since the augmentation he's gained strength and in the picture you see he's got claws so they help with the killing). Their attempts were to make him into a super soldier that cannot be killed. In fear of what he's done he runs and hides in the shadows, eventually turning to killing more people and becoming an unstoppable serial killer. He later blinds himself out of shame of seeing what he's done. Also, later he's approached by an assassin named Micki (in photo) (and her friend Alex) who is out to hunt him down but ends up recruiting him, seeing as he could be a powerful ally. Bad things start happening later down the road and he becomes ill and slowly corrupts more and more until the very end and they'll have to see who gets killed first; Micki and Alex, or Victor.. and at what cost?

It's still a work in progress so be prepared to see some possible changes in the premise I gave. But yeah, just a rundown of what you'd be reading if you did decide to.
User avatar #182 - greedtheavaricious (12/27/2013) [-]
Your profile has been bookmarked.

It sounds pretty good. A bit messy in the premise, but I guess that's how premises work.^^
User avatar #183 - anahbell (12/27/2013) [-]
Thank you! and yeah, I did skip around alot in explaining it. It all ties in together once you read it, I just didn't want to spoil any bits so I jumped around the plot while explaining.
#76 - anonymous (12/25/2013) [-]
why aren't you posting on the artboard?
User avatar #166 - anahbell (12/26/2013) [-]
I. I don't know. I feel like everyone there is a better than me and I get shy.
User avatar #168 - anahbell (12/26/2013) [-]
Is better* not a better.
User avatar #53 - desacabose (12/25/2013) [-]
My penis is intrigued
User avatar #58 - anahbell (12/25/2013) [-]
I bet it is.

#44 - The ratatatatat part.. I couldn't help but think of the Bane..… 12/23/2013 on you're still alive in our... +3
#57 - Picture 12/23/2013 on that's fucking amazing +1
#47 - I must have one.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/23/2013 on Bran the dog +13
User avatar #135 - Dember (12/23/2013) [-]
As fair warning - Goldens are usually some of the best family dogs, but they are more highly prone to cancer than nearly any other breed - the Boxer is one of few that compares to how prone a Golden is to such a disease.

I strongly recommend a Golden Retriever mix instead, which can often lessen the chances of that - or insist on buying from a good, reputable breeder who does careful screening for it.
That, or rescue a Golden just like this sweet boy but be prepared for the possibility of an unfortunate outcome...and plenty of hefty vet bills and hardship for both of you.

Honestly, that's why I generally go for huskies instead. Those little shits are hyper as balls but healthy as an ox and twice as stubborn.
#365 - anonymous (12/23/2013) [-]
Except for hip displasia and other ailments ignored and re-bred by idiots to make more money anyway they can. Same thing happened to persion cats who are mostly deaf from inbreeding to get more kittens to sell faster.
User avatar #492 - Dember (12/24/2013) [-]
Hip dysplasia is pretty easy to avoid if you're careful. Some good tips are: if a dog is over two years old and does not have hip dysplasia, it will not get it. It CAN have other hip-related problems such as arthritis, but it will not be dyspastic.

Since no dog should be bred under the age of two years old (adulthood) anyway and no responsible breeder will have a female whelp a litter prior to this age, this makes it easier to keep an eye out for - if a breeder is letting puppies have puppies, they aren't someone you want to get a dog from anyway.

Ideally, if the breed is particularly prone to it such as seen in German Shepherds, Rottweilers and other large breeds, insisting on hip tested parents can help too - because I agree; major surgery to correct bad hips is pretty unfortunate, for the owner and especially the poor dog.

Inbreeding isn't inherently bad and some mild degrees can be completely harmless, but it really should be kept to a minimum in most cases.
For example, line-breeding an aunt to a nephew or an uncle to a niece would be very unlikely to ever cause any issues in resulting pups, and sometimes has to be done such as for very rare breeds or rare colors and so on - but father to daughter, mother to son, or especially brother to sister can indeed bring on a lot of issues that would not have arisen if such heavy inbreeding was not practiced.

On the other hand, there are other species altogether such as ball pythons in which case inbreeding has never been known to cause any health-related problems, but can produce highly unusual color mutations instead. It's pretty interesting.
#139 - **anahbell rolled a random image posted in comment #78074 a… 12/21/2013 on Kids realistic drawings 0
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User avatar #43 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
So, how's the story going?
User avatar #44 to #43 - anahbell (01/05/2014) [-]
Well. It may be a while on the progress. I had a problem with my flashdrive in which I kept all my progress. Long story short. It corrupted. So, I may have to start over.. OR I'll have to search high and low for my backups that I cannot find anywhere at this given moment.

I'm pretty pissed to say the least
User avatar #45 to #44 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
Well that sucks balls. I wish you luck.

I'll be honest. While I'm still interested in your story, I've also been messaging you for some writing advice. You up for it?
User avatar #46 to #45 - anahbell (01/05/2014) [-]
Sure, at this point I'm taking anything from anyone because this flash drive problem really screwed me up.
User avatar #47 to #46 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
Well, since the Witch from L4D really interests me I know, I'm a ******* pleb for getting it for free I started to write about here. Nothing I'm really planning to show to the world, more to practise for longer stories. Also, since english isn't my first language, it is even harder for me. It basically goes like that:

Plane taking off. Dude is happy they managed to get on board. Other dude not so happy, realizing they will be in deep **** for the rest of their lives. Small argument, plane explodes. Plane crashes.

Then my main char appears in the story. His entire body hurts and he can barely breathe. He's leaning against a rocky wall. It was midnight, and then moon shining bright. He saw the plane wreck several meters away from him, leading him to the conclusion someone must have saved him. It was then he hears someone crying. Turning his head to the side he could spot a female looking figure, slumped down to her knees, crying. Since his entire body is extremely hurting and he was so short on breath the head turn exhausted him so much he lost consciousness, again.

There's more, but I keep rewriting what comes after that since I can't come up with something good enough.

I personally think it isn't very good... but let's hear what you have to say since you have more experience with writing.
#35 - nightmayor (09/24/2012) [-]
In case you don't see me post this before it gets deleted.
User avatar #36 to #35 - anahbell (09/24/2012) [-]
What was it.. I couldn't see it.
#27 - theprking (08/02/2012) [-]
I have my first stalker here lol
I have my first stalker here lol
#28 to #27 - anahbell (08/02/2012) [-]
Awesome!
Awesome!
#29 to #28 - theprking (08/02/2012) [-]
yet I don't know who it is
yet I don't know who it is
#30 to #29 - anahbell (08/02/2012) [-]
I can tell, you assumed it was me at first.
I can tell, you assumed it was me at first.
#31 to #30 - theprking (08/02/2012) [-]
Well he/she said that I have he/r as a friend  and that I spoke with hiim/her recently.   
There was only 3 people that  talk too in my friend list that I remember.   
And you were one of them.   
   
   
   
   
sorry
Well he/she said that I have he/r as a friend and that I spoke with hiim/her recently.
There was only 3 people that talk too in my friend list that I remember.
And you were one of them.




sorry
#32 to #31 - anahbell (08/02/2012) [-]
Oh, it's okay. I hope you find the person.
Oh, it's okay. I hope you find the person.
#33 to #32 - theprking (08/02/2012) [-]
I have a girlfriend lol, I just loved the fact that at least someone noticed me on this site   
and I felt like playing along with this mysterious person. It's not like everyday someone says they have a little crush on me =p
I have a girlfriend lol, I just loved the fact that at least someone noticed me on this site
and I felt like playing along with this mysterious person. It's not like everyday someone says they have a little crush on me =p
#34 to #33 - anahbell (08/02/2012) [-]
Well that's cool, now I want a persistent stalker..
#22 - theprking (07/31/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#24 to #23 - theprking (07/31/2012) [-]
How are you?   
   
Also I started making my own OC for the first time?   
Almost done, but 						****					 is hard.   
want a sneak peek?
How are you?

Also I started making my own OC for the first time?
Almost done, but **** is hard.
want a sneak peek?
#26 to #24 - anahbell (08/01/2012) [-]
I'm doing just dandy, and yes.. I'd love a sneak peak.
I'm doing just dandy, and yes.. I'd love a sneak peak.
#12 - theprking (07/30/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#10 - theprking (07/28/2012) [-]
Thanks you for accepting the request.
#11 to #10 - anahbell (07/28/2012) [-]
You're oh so very welcome.
You're oh so very welcome.
#1 - thekirbs (06/19/2012) [-]
first comment eh? have the awesome gifs
first comment eh? have the awesome gifs
#3 to #2 - thekirbs (06/19/2012) [-]
adieu!
adieu!
#4 to #3 - anahbell (06/19/2012) [-]
My god.. you're enjoying this far too much. You're making me squeal if it makes you any happier.
My god.. you're enjoying this far too much. You're making me squeal if it makes you any happier.
#5 to #4 - thekirbs (06/19/2012) [-]
why?   
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why?
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User avatar #6 to #5 - anahbell (06/19/2012) [-]
You're killin' me man..
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