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#47 - Bro I feel your pain, I've got a skin allergy to water. …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/16/2014 on Baked blooming onions 0
User avatar #49 - fuckallyouniggers (02/16/2014) [-]
God that sounds worse than my onion problem waaaay worse
User avatar #60 - anahbell (02/17/2014) [-]
It uh.. it has it's moments. I have to drug myself with antihistamines before I shower, my skin freaks out whenever I cry or it rains or I sweat.. but hey, back in highschool I didn't have to participate in gym class.
#838 - I still may do something spectacular in my life.. you see, eve… 02/13/2014 on Opinion time 0
#7778750 - I'm honored. 02/13/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#7773355 - That, my dear, is precious. 02/13/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#7773331 - You hate me because of.. my lifestyle choices or the fact that…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/13/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #7773350 - monsieurhonkhonk (02/13/2014) [-]
No.
I hate you because you're an asshole.
User avatar #7773355 - anahbell (02/13/2014) [-]
That, my dear, is precious.
#7760206 - **** yeah 02/12/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#7760108 - Do I deserve to be hurt, in your opinion, and from what you ca… 02/12/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#7759938 - Yeah I guess you could say that and I'll be honest, It kinda h… 02/12/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#7759801 - C'mon man, please? 02/12/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#7759784 - Alright, got it the first time. Two times, actually. 02/12/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#7759746 - Because I'd already said it before and was reiterating. 02/12/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#7759715 - "Thank you" 02/12/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#7759704 - Of all the comments you roll, you roll the one where I get cal… 02/12/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#831 - I will do whatever it takes to be happy, I don't care if I die…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/12/2014 on Opinion time 0
User avatar #837 - whitenerdy (02/13/2014) [-]
Actually, I was just using the pharmacist perspective to drag you into the perspective of you own biological being. I doubt you will die in the future unless you take very heavy drugs. The fascinating thing is that you make your own cage, what you perceive as wither it is man, woman, both or nothing is just your own 'software' going haywire with false information. I think Fightclub (1999) said it best.

You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake, you the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

Having a penis or not, in your situation, since you can't procreate, is where you're peeing from. You make it matter with fucktarded spiritualism and magic faerie-tale friends that hugs you tight in your little wasted, and limited imagination. You're a waste product, perfectly healthy hardware with garbage software.

In a way, I feel sorry for you. Who knows, maybe if you had your head out of your ass you could have done something with your life, found a cure to HIV, AIDS or cancer. Saved millions of lives. But no, using all your energy on the deception wither or not its important to have a penis or not matter took too much energy, the only thing I can hope is that you will continue to live deep inside this deception, and try to contribute SOMETHING to society before you kick the bucket, because somewhere you know that you're just placing blame on your body, ignoring the real problem.

User avatar #838 - anahbell (02/13/2014) [-]
I still may do something spectacular in my life.. you see, even you said it yourself. I'm not my job, money, car.. or anything like that. No matter what I do to my body I still may change the world one day.
#7759298 - Wow that's ****** awkward. 02/12/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#819 - Thank you. 02/11/2014 on Opinion time -1
#817 - The little changes are what I need most. I want to be able to …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/11/2014 on Opinion time -1
User avatar #818 - admiralen (02/11/2014) [-]
good luck then
User avatar #819 - anahbell (02/11/2014) [-]
Thank you.
#815 - I understand, and thank you. 02/11/2014 on Opinion time 0
#814 - Actually, I'm not even looking to change that. All I want it t…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/11/2014 on Opinion time -1
User avatar #816 - admiralen (02/11/2014) [-]
thats precisely why im not so sure things will change much
User avatar #817 - anahbell (02/11/2014) [-]
The little changes are what I need most. I want to be able to take my shirt off at the beach, or hear a lower voice come from me when I talk. That's the stuff that makes all the difference to me.
User avatar #818 - admiralen (02/11/2014) [-]
good luck then
User avatar #819 - anahbell (02/11/2014) [-]
Thank you.
#812 - Of course not, no one knows for sure what the future will hold…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/11/2014 on Opinion time 0
User avatar #813 - admiralen (02/11/2014) [-]
i really hope it works out for you, but im just saying dont expect to much
User avatar #815 - anahbell (02/11/2014) [-]
I understand, and thank you.
#809 - You don't understand it though, you're not in my place.. it's …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/11/2014 on Opinion time 0
User avatar #811 - admiralen (02/11/2014) [-]
you might think you do, but you dont know if things will really change when you do
User avatar #812 - anahbell (02/11/2014) [-]
Of course not, no one knows for sure what the future will hold or if what they do will change anything for sure.. but I know that it's only up from here.
User avatar #813 - admiralen (02/11/2014) [-]
i really hope it works out for you, but im just saying dont expect to much
User avatar #815 - anahbell (02/11/2014) [-]
I understand, and thank you.
#808 - It actually will though.  [+] (6 new replies) 02/11/2014 on Opinion time -1
User avatar #810 - admiralen (02/11/2014) [-]
how would you know, you havent done it. and even then all that changes is whats between your legs
User avatar #814 - anahbell (02/11/2014) [-]
Actually, I'm not even looking to change that. All I want it to take testosterone and get my boobs chopped off, that's it. I'm a pretty nonsexual person so changing whats in my pants won't matter if I'm not even taking them off.
User avatar #816 - admiralen (02/11/2014) [-]
thats precisely why im not so sure things will change much
User avatar #817 - anahbell (02/11/2014) [-]
The little changes are what I need most. I want to be able to take my shirt off at the beach, or hear a lower voice come from me when I talk. That's the stuff that makes all the difference to me.
User avatar #818 - admiralen (02/11/2014) [-]
good luck then
User avatar #819 - anahbell (02/11/2014) [-]
Thank you.
#67 - Every word is a made up word. I'm not going to say &… 02/11/2014 on advanced stupid 0
#168 - Wrong, actually. 02/11/2014 on spiderman will dance to any... 0
#699 - Look. I'm done trying to explain to everyone.. I'm sorry but I…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2014 on Opinion time 0
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User avatar #43 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
So, how's the story going?
User avatar #44 to #43 - anahbell (01/05/2014) [-]
Well. It may be a while on the progress. I had a problem with my flashdrive in which I kept all my progress. Long story short. It corrupted. So, I may have to start over.. OR I'll have to search high and low for my backups that I cannot find anywhere at this given moment.

I'm pretty pissed to say the least
User avatar #45 to #44 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
Well that sucks balls. I wish you luck.

I'll be honest. While I'm still interested in your story, I've also been messaging you for some writing advice. You up for it?
User avatar #46 to #45 - anahbell (01/05/2014) [-]
Sure, at this point I'm taking anything from anyone because this flash drive problem really screwed me up.
User avatar #47 to #46 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
Well, since the Witch from L4D really interests me I know, I'm a ******* pleb for getting it for free I started to write about here. Nothing I'm really planning to show to the world, more to practise for longer stories. Also, since english isn't my first language, it is even harder for me. It basically goes like that:

Plane taking off. Dude is happy they managed to get on board. Other dude not so happy, realizing they will be in deep **** for the rest of their lives. Small argument, plane explodes. Plane crashes.

Then my main char appears in the story. His entire body hurts and he can barely breathe. He's leaning against a rocky wall. It was midnight, and then moon shining bright. He saw the plane wreck several meters away from him, leading him to the conclusion someone must have saved him. It was then he hears someone crying. Turning his head to the side he could spot a female looking figure, slumped down to her knees, crying. Since his entire body is extremely hurting and he was so short on breath the head turn exhausted him so much he lost consciousness, again.

There's more, but I keep rewriting what comes after that since I can't come up with something good enough.

I personally think it isn't very good... but let's hear what you have to say since you have more experience with writing.
#35 - nightmayor (09/24/2012) [-]
In case you don't see me post this before it gets deleted.
User avatar #36 to #35 - anahbell (09/24/2012) [-]
What was it.. I couldn't see it.
#27 - theprking ONLINE (08/02/2012) [-]
I have my first stalker here lol
I have my first stalker here lol
#28 to #27 - anahbell (08/02/2012) [-]
Awesome!
Awesome!
#29 to #28 - theprking ONLINE (08/02/2012) [-]
yet I don't know who it is
yet I don't know who it is
#30 to #29 - anahbell (08/02/2012) [-]
I can tell, you assumed it was me at first.
I can tell, you assumed it was me at first.
#31 to #30 - theprking ONLINE (08/02/2012) [-]
Well he/she said that I have he/r as a friend  and that I spoke with hiim/her recently.   
There was only 3 people that  talk too in my friend list that I remember.   
And you were one of them.   
   
   
   
   
sorry
Well he/she said that I have he/r as a friend and that I spoke with hiim/her recently.
There was only 3 people that talk too in my friend list that I remember.
And you were one of them.




sorry
#32 to #31 - anahbell (08/02/2012) [-]
Oh, it's okay. I hope you find the person.
Oh, it's okay. I hope you find the person.
#33 to #32 - theprking ONLINE (08/02/2012) [-]
I have a girlfriend lol, I just loved the fact that at least someone noticed me on this site   
and I felt like playing along with this mysterious person. It's not like everyday someone says they have a little crush on me =p
I have a girlfriend lol, I just loved the fact that at least someone noticed me on this site
and I felt like playing along with this mysterious person. It's not like everyday someone says they have a little crush on me =p
#34 to #33 - anahbell (08/02/2012) [-]
Well that's cool, now I want a persistent stalker..
#22 - theprking ONLINE (07/31/2012) [-]
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#24 to #23 - theprking ONLINE (07/31/2012) [-]
How are you?   
   
Also I started making my own OC for the first time?   
Almost done, but 						****					 is hard.   
want a sneak peek?
How are you?

Also I started making my own OC for the first time?
Almost done, but **** is hard.
want a sneak peek?
#26 to #24 - anahbell (08/01/2012) [-]
I'm doing just dandy, and yes.. I'd love a sneak peak.
I'm doing just dandy, and yes.. I'd love a sneak peak.
#12 - theprking ONLINE (07/30/2012) [-]
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#10 - theprking ONLINE (07/28/2012) [-]
Thanks you for accepting the request.
#11 to #10 - anahbell (07/28/2012) [-]
You're oh so very welcome.
You're oh so very welcome.
#1 - thekirbs (06/19/2012) [-]
first comment eh? have the awesome gifs
first comment eh? have the awesome gifs
#3 to #2 - thekirbs (06/19/2012) [-]
adieu!
adieu!
#4 to #3 - anahbell (06/19/2012) [-]
My god.. you're enjoying this far too much. You're making me squeal if it makes you any happier.
My god.. you're enjoying this far too much. You're making me squeal if it makes you any happier.
#5 to #4 - thekirbs (06/19/2012) [-]
why?   
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why?
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User avatar #6 to #5 - anahbell (06/19/2012) [-]
You're killin' me man..
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