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I am an oak tree. Strong, durable, and mighty. Dont even think you can about thinking of trying to be a better tree then me or ill seriously fuck you up.

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#60 - thats......a little too many anime figurines 03/28/2011 on Creepy Woody 2 +1
#12 - shit in your hand and then throw it in the toilet  [+] (4 new replies) 03/25/2011 on This feels so weird +50
User avatar #22 - klick (03/25/2011) [-]
My brother did that once. I know this because he yelled out when he missed.
#69 - mynameisfoo (03/26/2011) [-]
#39 - thehealthinspector (03/26/2011) [-]
#28 - falko (03/25/2011) [-]
#15 - trees are power hungry i know im a tree 03/23/2011 on Num Num +3
#95 - next time i get domino's i must try one of those  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2011 on Domino's (Read Description) +5
User avatar #106 - kirbyy (03/23/2011) [-]
If you want a real lava cake orgasm, then don't rely on dominoes. If your willing to spend the money, then pretty much any 4 or 5 star restaurant will have them. I highly recommend Jake's. It's pretty expensive, but it is by far the most delicious thing you will ever taste.
#92 - well how does it taste  [+] (4 new replies) 03/23/2011 on Domino's (Read Description) 0
User avatar #94 - tHAhOONER (03/23/2011) [-]
Do you see those grease stains bro?!
They taste like chocolate orgasms.
User avatar #140 - HunterAlpha (03/23/2011) [-]
ROFL!
User avatar #95 - anOakTree (03/23/2011) [-]
next time i get domino's i must try one of those
User avatar #106 - kirbyy (03/23/2011) [-]
If you want a real lava cake orgasm, then don't rely on dominoes. If your willing to spend the money, then pretty much any 4 or 5 star restaurant will have them. I highly recommend Jake's. It's pretty expensive, but it is by far the most delicious thing you will ever taste.
#89 - whats a lava cake  [+] (7 new replies) 03/23/2011 on Domino's (Read Description) -1
User avatar #93 - berlando (03/23/2011) [-]
fucking delicious it like a brownie with chocolate fudge in the middle and its hot (most of the time)
User avatar #91 - tHAhOONER (03/23/2011) [-]
^that.
User avatar #92 - anOakTree (03/23/2011) [-]
well how does it taste
User avatar #94 - tHAhOONER (03/23/2011) [-]
Do you see those grease stains bro?!
They taste like chocolate orgasms.
User avatar #140 - HunterAlpha (03/23/2011) [-]
ROFL!
User avatar #95 - anOakTree (03/23/2011) [-]
next time i get domino's i must try one of those
User avatar #106 - kirbyy (03/23/2011) [-]
If you want a real lava cake orgasm, then don't rely on dominoes. If your willing to spend the money, then pretty much any 4 or 5 star restaurant will have them. I highly recommend Jake's. It's pretty expensive, but it is by far the most delicious thing you will ever taste.
#37 - am i the only one who thought her underwear was a huge mess of… 03/22/2011 on Datttt Ass -2
#19 - sluts blowing shit up..........then mud wrastlin  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2011 on Adam Savage +1
#24 - Demitorn (03/21/2011) [-]
Kari Byron Ohhhh lawd!
#175 - no its about a guy sucking semen out of a women with his penis… 03/19/2011 on Watch porn backwards +9
#11 - do the same thing but with dicks 03/18/2011 on Leonardo strutting in real... +21
#2 - did they ever have a plot 03/18/2011 on Fuck Da Police +4
#9 - i tried that but theres always that one spec of gunk in my big… 03/17/2011 on Nail Gunk +7
#271 - was he wearing socks with sandals? 03/17/2011 on Going on a sTroll 0
#581 - her dress  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2011 on Disney is at it again -1
#583 - JustMeagan (03/13/2011) [-]
...ooooooohhhhhhhh. Thanks.
#44 - yes.....where was your childhood  [+] (2 new replies) 03/13/2011 on roller coaster tycoon comp 2 +1
User avatar #46 - anonymoose (03/13/2011) [-]
TOO BUSY ON THE NORMAL ONE AND AGE OF EMPIRES GAMES!
#144 - anonymous (03/13/2011) [-]
Seriously, there is.

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#231 - THERE IS ONE OTHER 03/13/2011 on Funny Junkie +1
#41 - get me a daedric tower shield and them im impressed 03/10/2011 on Finlly Glass Weapons from... +12
#917 - i heard theres some new episodes coming out this year or maybe… 03/08/2011 on Crappy show 0
#91 - its actually true here look http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=… 03/07/2011 on Random Facts Part 1 0
#240 - kill them all 03/06/2011 on Mortal Kombat (OC) +1
#60 - how the hell do they shrink so much 03/05/2011 on Asian +3
#261 - dont you mean facebook faces  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2011 on I Have Bad Luck +9
User avatar #285 - XxTaterNutsxX (03/04/2011) [-]
don't you mean facebook ducks?
#47 - with shemale on female porn you aint gotta worry about that 02/28/2011 on the science of porn -1
#326 - fart louder 02/24/2011 on The Stages of Marriage 0
#301 - throw bacon wrapped pork and steaks 02/14/2011 on I'll actually do this. 0
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User avatar #2 - Okapi (05/17/2010) [-]
I EAT YOUR FAMILY!
User avatar #3 to #2 - anOakTree (05/17/2010) [-]
you wouldnt eat me would you? i have termites they could get in you and eat your insides
User avatar #4 to #3 - Okapi (05/17/2010) [-]
I eat anything that is green and crunchy. Fuck your termites. I have ticks.
User avatar #5 to #4 - anOakTree (05/17/2010) [-]
like you can eat me I AM AN OAK TREE THE STRONGEST OF ALL TREES MY WOOD IS MIGHTIEST OF ALL
User avatar #1 - FelipeRuiz (05/07/2010) [-]
i've never been raped by an oak tree before.
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