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Date Signed Up:3/15/2010
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Location:in the woods
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I am an oak tree. Strong, durable, and mighty. Dont even think you can about thinking of trying to be a better tree then me or ill seriously fuck you up.

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#157 - only a few ammount of them do 04/13/2010 on if the roles were reversed 0
#2 - are you stupid? that obviously a duck 04/13/2010 on Ho-oh +1
#498 - i died when i saw the ugly barnacle 04/13/2010 on Thumb Party +8
#54 - in Soviet Russia, Pokemon fucks YOU  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2010 on if the roles were reversed +4
User avatar #55 - GeneralZCD (04/13/2010) [-]
In Soviet Russia, Rule 34 expects you!
#294 - well it says line break in the level crap so why the hell not 04/13/2010 on Lives up to his name -1
#288 - L-L-L-L-LINE BREAKER  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2010 on Lives up to his name -1
User avatar #290 - Sateb (04/13/2010) [-]
its c-c-c-combo breaker, and i knew it was comin
User avatar #294 - anOakTree (04/13/2010) [-]
well it says line break in the level crap so why the hell not
#10 - nah that would be justin bieber's he does have one you just ne… 04/13/2010 on hermaphrodite? 0
#5 - IM SEEING BULGDES  [+] (3 new replies) 04/13/2010 on hermaphrodite? +1
User avatar #8 - ladynutshot (04/13/2010) [-]
well if thats a penis, its the smallest penis known in existence
User avatar #10 - anOakTree (04/13/2010) [-]
nah that would be justin bieber's he does have one you just need a microscope to see a small bit of it plus ive seen herms with tiny penises before (lol blame 4chan)
User avatar #9 - BLASTOISED (04/13/2010) [-]
theres a penis in pic 4
#159 - caterpie? 04/12/2010 on Your Tail Light is Out 0
#86 - hes saying CHEESE!!!! 04/12/2010 on The Craziest Drug Ever-... 0
#101 - his partialy absorbed siamese twin is under there 04/12/2010 on Ed, Edd, and Eddy! -1
#315 - lol i have the same problem with the monitor crap i just put a… 04/12/2010 on Epic Rage Guy Collection +1
#29 - GET THIS MAN SOME BACON AND BEER AND A BACON MUG WITH BEER IN … 04/12/2010 on Brother Sharp +1
#318 - Slowpoke:HAY GUISE THERES PEOPLE IN SWEDEN THATS GONNA COLLIDE… 04/12/2010 on It's gonna happen 0
#20 - i wonder what would happen if sombody tried this  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2010 on Warp Whistle +1
#22 - anonymous (04/12/2010) [-]
I tried it and it brought me to the world chooser screen, but i could only pick 8
D:
#1 - it wasnt he pic that made me laugh it was the paint job of epi… 04/12/2010 on Hay Niggers +4
#98 - ya i dont want my brains eaten by zombies 04/11/2010 on Hey Annons +1
#92 - now i get it. but i like my idea better >:D 04/11/2010 on Hey Annons +1
#84 - i havn't does it mean you beat a dead horse with a stick or bl…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/11/2010 on Hey Annons +1
#108 - diealein (04/11/2010) [-]
*gives a bacon bit, chocalate chip cookie and gravy* you sir, have just won the game.
User avatar #89 - truedevilslicer (04/11/2010) [-]
It is a phrase that is used to describe something that has been discussed between a group of people in which no one cares about it any more except for the person who brought it up, so to everyone else they are metaphorically Beating a dead horse.
User avatar #92 - anOakTree (04/11/2010) [-]
now i get it. but i like my idea better >:D
User avatar #91 - truedevilslicer (04/11/2010) [-]
And as we all know, beating any thing that is dead in the first place is useless because it is already dead.
User avatar #96 - braydonbond (04/11/2010) [-]
What about zombies?
User avatar #100 - truedevilslicer (04/11/2010) [-]
I classify those as Undead, not dead.
User avatar #101 - braydonbond (04/11/2010) [-]
What's the difference? Either way they were dead at one point.

On another note, I would still beat something that's dead if it were Justin Bieber, or Edward Cullen, etc.
User avatar #106 - truedevilslicer (04/11/2010) [-]
That is true.

Anyone who wouldn't beat those people even if they were dead, is a gay communist whore!

(no offense communists, It just has a better ring to it than gay capitalist whore.)
User avatar #98 - anOakTree (04/11/2010) [-]
ya i dont want my brains eaten by zombies
#436 - nah thats offenceive to women  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2010 on Stop calling Justin Bieber... 0
User avatar #439 - DaCrazyOne (04/10/2010) [-]
uhh.......Shemale?
#283 - my brain exploded there 04/09/2010 on Philosoraptor Collection... -2
#1153 - **anOakTree rolls 053,960,475** only every other thursday 04/09/2010 on Vote or not +1
#44 - i laughed too 04/09/2010 on South Park Chatroulette -2
#35 - with rights?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2010 on Onion +3
User avatar #80 - Onemanretardpack (04/09/2010) [-]
Haha. Thats funny
#205 - i tried not to cry when i first saw this but i still did and i… 04/09/2010 on Even Chardad Cried 0
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User avatar #2 - Okapi (05/17/2010) [-]
I EAT YOUR FAMILY!
User avatar #3 to #2 - anOakTree (05/17/2010) [-]
you wouldnt eat me would you? i have termites they could get in you and eat your insides
User avatar #4 to #3 - Okapi (05/17/2010) [-]
I eat anything that is green and crunchy. Fuck your termites. I have ticks.
User avatar #5 to #4 - anOakTree (05/17/2010) [-]
like you can eat me I AM AN OAK TREE THE STRONGEST OF ALL TREES MY WOOD IS MIGHTIEST OF ALL
User avatar #1 - FelipeRuiz (05/07/2010) [-]
i've never been raped by an oak tree before.
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