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Gender: male
Age: 109
Date Signed Up:3/15/2010
Last Login:8/25/2011
Location:in the woods
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I am an oak tree. Strong, durable, and mighty. Dont even think you can about thinking of trying to be a better tree then me or ill seriously fuck you up.

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#154 - what about quads  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2011 on WTF 4chan +5
User avatar #161 - fourwinds (05/01/2011) [-]
i say its a double 99 so i guess ur sucking ur dick?
#432 - PISS FIGHT 04/27/2011 on Comi Comp +3
#63 - the plural for succubus is succubi  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2011 on Subliminal Messages 0
#65 - NecroPanda (04/25/2011) [-]
Thanks.
#647 - **anOakTree rolls 287** megatron 04/24/2011 on HEY GUYS 0
#26 - and no bra?  [+] (64 new replies) 04/10/2011 on girls -5
#27 - IvyIsPenguin (04/10/2011) [-]
Whatever floats your boat.
User avatar #29 - zxmongoose (04/10/2011) [-]
pics or it didnt happen?
User avatar #30 - IvyIsPenguin (04/10/2011) [-]
You guys really don't want to see my face.
User avatar #31 - zxmongoose (04/10/2011) [-]
why?
User avatar #32 - IvyIsPenguin (04/10/2011) [-]
Lol cause.
I'd rather you think of me as a 40 year old man, with genital warts.
User avatar #34 - EatBabySouls (04/10/2011) [-]
Is your avatar really a picture of you?
#35 - IvyIsPenguin has deleted their comment.
#96 - ILIKPI (04/10/2011) [-]
pretty, very pretty
User avatar #86 - agx (04/10/2011) [-]
You're actually really pretty. Don't get down on yourself
User avatar #87 - IvyIsPenguin (04/10/2011) [-]
Meh \:
If I was pretty, life would be easy, dontcha think?
User avatar #89 - agx (04/10/2011) [-]
OMG. You know your pretty. Now youre doing it cuz you like the attention dontcha
User avatar #90 - IvyIsPenguin (04/10/2011) [-]
You're right.
I feed on attention.
Feed me.
#121 - anonymous (04/10/2011) [-]
whore
#78 - anonymous (04/10/2011) [-]
eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
#80 - IvyIsPenguin (04/10/2011) [-]
GASP That girl looks like she might possibly have herpes D:
User avatar #55 - Envy (04/10/2011) [-]
"YOU DONT WANT TO SEE MY FACE"
Look who's either lying or an attention seeking whore, that being said become naked please.
User avatar #59 - IvyIsPenguin (04/10/2011) [-]
Will you get naked for me?
User avatar #60 - Envy (04/10/2011) [-]
I already am...
User avatar #63 - IvyIsPenguin (04/10/2011) [-]
Oh. Daddy.
I am so ready for this.
User avatar #64 - Envy (04/10/2011) [-]
Is this an attempt at trying to make me do virtual sexchat in a public thread to make a fool of myself?
User avatar #65 - IvyIsPenguin (04/10/2011) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #69 - Envy (04/10/2011) [-]
;)
User avatar #70 - Envy (04/10/2011) [-]
who the fuck randomly thumbs down comments...
User avatar #71 - IvyIsPenguin (04/10/2011) [-]
LOL I don't know, but it's funny.
User avatar #125 - Hiddendemon (04/10/2011) [-]
man, funnyjunk really doesnt like you, always thumbing you down.
User avatar #160 - IvyIsPenguin (04/10/2011) [-]
Cause I just give so many fucks.
I'm crying.
User avatar #181 - Hiddendemon (04/11/2011) [-]
now i wasnt saying "I" was thumbing you down, just funnyjunk in general, like on that nemo post you happened to make that i came across, that was GENERALLY thumbed down. no offense i hope
User avatar #42 - zxmongoose (04/10/2011) [-]
how do you think you're ugly at all?
#37 - EatBabySouls (04/10/2011) [-]
You're right. You look just like a 40 year old man with genital warts.



Wait, now where's my sarcasm reaction picture? Whoops, can't find it. This will have to do.
#38 - IvyIsPenguin (04/10/2011) [-]
Really? D'aw thanks babyqurl. Means a lot.
#40 - EatBabySouls (04/10/2011) [-]
Only here to help!
User avatar #33 - zxmongoose (04/10/2011) [-]
then post parts of body LOWER than head? in nsfw?
User avatar #62 - stratejakit (04/10/2011) [-]
(reply to your other comment but fucking lines cut me off)
That's love for you hon... it has caused me no end of misery, but I don't even care. It's not about how much pain I have to go through. It's just about her... Nothing else matters.
User avatar #67 - zxmongoose (04/10/2011) [-]
ive tried to tell her that its all rumors, all bullshit...she wont listen...she wont care anymore
User avatar #74 - stratejakit (04/10/2011) [-]
Never give up. It's worth it in the end if you can succeed.
User avatar #85 - zxmongoose (04/10/2011) [-]
shes worth everything to me
User avatar #36 - IvyIsPenguin (04/10/2011) [-]
^
User avatar #66 - stratejakit (04/10/2011) [-]
(reply to your other comment but fucking lines cut me off)
I fell for someone genuinely perfect... I couldn't make her fall for me. It's wrecked me for so long, but I will still push my heart to the breaking point just based on the hope that I might be with her if I keep trying...
User avatar #68 - IvyIsPenguin (04/10/2011) [-]
I gave up on love along time ago.
User avatar #73 - stratejakit (04/10/2011) [-]
I gave up on everything else... I wouldn't be able to live without love...
User avatar #75 - IvyIsPenguin (04/10/2011) [-]
But think about it, if you've never expirenced love, then you've never expirenced heartbreak.
The lucky ones \:
Heartbreak hurts.
I haven't been myself in a few months now.
User avatar #77 - stratejakit (04/10/2011) [-]
It's worth the pain to me. I live with pain every day for so many reasons. I can suffer as much as it takes. It warped me at first, made me darker, but over time, I became the one I am today. Still dark, but more 'me' than ever. People might look at me like some sort of infectious animal but I would never trade who I am for who I used to be. This is the true me, I won't pretend to be anything else. And my love for her is too much to ever give up on... What I feel for her... It's something I have never seen in anyone else. I have never witnessed devotion and commitment and love as strong as mine... That's what my entire life is riding on.
User avatar #79 - IvyIsPenguin (04/10/2011) [-]
The true me is happy...
This me, is not happy in anyway.
User avatar #81 - stratejakit (04/10/2011) [-]
The true me is perfectly fine being dark, "satanic," etcetera. That doesn't make me miserable at all. I like it. It's being without her that does it... I'm not myself without her.
User avatar #82 - IvyIsPenguin (04/10/2011) [-]
Satanic.... Why that?
User avatar #83 - stratejakit (04/10/2011) [-]
I spent years seeking truth instead of blindly following what was forced down my throat.It doesn't make me evil to be satanic, it's just about truth, knowledge, and self indulgence.
User avatar #84 - IvyIsPenguin (04/10/2011) [-]
.... Why not be agnostic?
That's what I am....
But that just seems scary..
User avatar #116 - stratejakit (04/10/2011) [-]
Because, like I said, I sought truth.
User avatar #39 - zxmongoose (04/10/2011) [-]
DEFINATELY post pix now, thats not bad at all (the pic of u)
User avatar #41 - EatBabySouls (04/10/2011) [-]
Dude chill the fuck out.
User avatar #45 - IvyIsPenguin (04/10/2011) [-]
Holy shit bro. You're a penguin too?!
User avatar #47 - EatBabySouls (04/10/2011) [-]
Shit's so cash. Doesn't get much better than being a god damn penguin.
User avatar #43 - zxmongoose (04/10/2011) [-]
relax 50% of me is kidding (and the other 50% is depressed)
User avatar #48 - EatBabySouls (04/10/2011) [-]
It's all good man, i feel your pain.
User avatar #46 - IvyIsPenguin (04/10/2011) [-]
It's k.
I'm alone too.
User avatar #49 - zxmongoose (04/10/2011) [-]
yeah...my gf of over 14 months dumped me over rumors and bullshit :/ like a few weeks ago shes ALL ive thought about...
User avatar #50 - IvyIsPenguin (04/10/2011) [-]
Never held a relationship over 4 months.
And my last boyfriend was a year ago, but so I give a fuck? Lolno, cause i'm fucking awesome.
User avatar #51 - zxmongoose (04/10/2011) [-]
i wish i could not care :/
User avatar #52 - IvyIsPenguin (04/10/2011) [-]
Just don't care.
It's not easy, but still.
User avatar #53 - zxmongoose (04/10/2011) [-]
ive been trying that its impossible tho
User avatar #54 - IvyIsPenguin (04/10/2011) [-]
Then just act like you don't give a fuck, when you secretly give fucks.
Show that bitch that you are a man and shall be treated as such.
User avatar #56 - stratejakit (04/10/2011) [-]
If you've ever felt love... you should know that's not as easy as it sounds... You would know that you'd rather endure the pain for the rest of your life than give up on the one you love. The suffering is infitely outweighed by her perfection.
#61 - IvyIsPenguin has deleted their comment.
User avatar #58 - zxmongoose (04/10/2011) [-]
thats exactly how i feel, stratejakit...i love her...i'd do anything for her...
#96 - a lot 04/05/2011 on idiot mother +4
#82 - use a large tube to bring the air to space then sound 04/03/2011 on Troll Science Part 2 (Check... 0
#786 - givesyouabonermon 03/30/2011 on Toy story Easter eggs part... +3
#86 - this gave me wood  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2011 on Spongebob Icecream +16
#112 - omgitztom (03/29/2011) [-]
#1 - shes says "coco"  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2011 on I Always Wondered +3
#2 - iruinjokes (03/29/2011) [-]
touche...
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User avatar #2 - Okapi (05/17/2010) [-]
I EAT YOUR FAMILY!
User avatar #3 to #2 - anOakTree (05/17/2010) [-]
you wouldnt eat me would you? i have termites they could get in you and eat your insides
User avatar #4 to #3 - Okapi (05/17/2010) [-]
I eat anything that is green and crunchy. Fuck your termites. I have ticks.
User avatar #5 to #4 - anOakTree (05/17/2010) [-]
like you can eat me I AM AN OAK TREE THE STRONGEST OF ALL TREES MY WOOD IS MIGHTIEST OF ALL
User avatar #1 - FelipeRuiz (05/07/2010) [-]
i've never been raped by an oak tree before.
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