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#1409 - Ohai :3 First off, let me say that I’m sorry. For everyt…  [+] (19 new replies) 03/31/2013 on amyhintz's profile 0
User avatar #1433 - ctrlaltdeleet (09/21/2013) [-]
;_; come back fagget
#1431 - Nightelfbane (08/13/2013) [-]
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#1430 - vegeta (07/16/2013) [-]
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all these times I checked your profile to see if you were back i never once scrolled through the comments...
I should pay way more attention
you are missed.
return when or if you want to.
glad to hear everything is going well.
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User avatar #1423 - crawlingdisaster (04/10/2013) [-]
Holy shit you're alive
#1422 - mr skeltal (04/09/2013) [-]
amy<3
#1420 - xiiichucklez (04/06/2013) [-]
I'm glad the hard part is finally breaking for you. And yes, I do understand, as some very fine people here on this site and the board have changed my life as well.


And I could never hate someone as kind and caring as you are.
you have nothing to apologize for either, I was just worried and missed you.
And now I know.

You didn't even leave, you were a victim of circumstance.
Shit happened, and then more shit happened, so you weren't able to log on.
Life goes on, shit happens.



I'm glad to hear that you're alright, sincerely. I wish you happy days, and I hope to see your safe return someday. Until then :)
User avatar #1421 - xiiichucklez (04/06/2013) [-]
Oh, and if you were not aware (pretty sure you weren't, but I'm just checking) I've moved back to my other account:


www.funnyjunk.com/user/xiiichuckles
User avatar #1419 - jorgethemaster (04/01/2013) [-]
Glad to know nothign bad happened to you, well, nothing THAT bad.

Hope to see you soon, I miss you D:

User avatar #1435 - jorgethemaster (10/22/2013) [-]
*nothing
User avatar #1418 - kenada (04/01/2013) [-]
You'll be back

I know you will...
User avatar #1417 - idrinkslurm (04/01/2013) [-]
♥♥♥ glad to see you are still around, and hope you do make it back sometime, you make the board a better place. just remember, you don't owe anyone anything, and no reason to apologize. ♥♥♥
User avatar #1415 - tarmorman (03/31/2013) [-]
Aww ^-^
You have fun while you're gone,
you magnificent fucker ^-^
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#1411 - turkboy (03/31/2013) [-]
we all ♥ u amy

good to hear from you again ♥♥ :D
User avatar #1410 - santapony (03/31/2013) [-]
I miss you like 5ever ♥ Hope you get a new laptop soon!
#538 - happy early birthday ♥ i miss you guys so much~ kbai  [+] (3 new replies) 03/14/2013 on santapony's profile 0
User avatar #568 - xiiichuckles (03/27/2013) [-]
COME BACKKKKKKKKKK
User avatar #542 - jmezfm (03/14/2013) [-]
I MISSS YOUUUUU
User avatar #540 - santapony (03/14/2013) [-]
Thank you ♥ WE ALL MISS YOU!
#2501595 - In the past 5 minutes 01/09/2013 on Play items +2
#2501582 - You're welcome 01/09/2013 on Play items +3
#1643 - Are...are you sure?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2013 on wethepixel's profile 0
User avatar #1644 - wethepixel (01/09/2013) [-]
You have gifted me, and so many other people so many things on this board, I'm sure. c:
I've never really had something to give you to try and make up for it.
#2501503 - No, people were commenting 5 times and I wanted it to be uniqu…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #2501515 - battledude (01/09/2013) [-]
oh someone said thankyou and I was curious if I missed a giveaway or somethin while crafting

and saw this on your profile lol
#2501470 - Miss...as usual 01/09/2013 on Play items 0
#2501452 - You're welcome, sorry you didn't get anything 01/09/2013 on Play items 0
#2501402 - Absolutely, send your thingies :) 01/09/2013 on Play items +1
#2496132 - Take it for free 01/08/2013 on Play items 0

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#1449 - mr skeltal (08/13/2014) [-]
One day
User avatar #1448 - ironsoul (06/13/2014) [-]
We miss you
#1447 - mr skeltal (04/18/2014) [-]
Been over a year since we've last seen you bby
User avatar #1444 - xiiichuckles (01/22/2014) [-]
I still miss the friendship we shared.
I don't expect you to return, something terrible may have happened to you, and I'll never know. I just want you to know I still care, and I hope you have a good life, if you're still alive that is. You're still missed, and if returned, would be welcomed with open arms.
User avatar #1445 to #1444 - majormayor (03/28/2014) [-]
>you will never **** amyhintz
User avatar #1446 to #1445 - xiiichuckles (03/29/2014) [-]
Not what I'm going for, but ok.
#1440 - HAwAII (12/14/2013) [-]
All I want for Christmas, is you =^(
All I want for Christmas, is you =^(
User avatar #1441 to #1440 - mayormilkman (12/21/2013) [-]
Was she your gf?
User avatar #1439 - HAwAII (12/13/2013) [-]
=(
User avatar #1438 - xiiichuckles (12/09/2013) [-]
We all still miss you, you are not forgotten at all. I wish you were here.
Not even for items, I don't even anymore. You just...you should be here.
I miss the friendship we had. Well, what it was possible to have.

**** ***** , you were nice to everybody.
So I'll cherish the friendship I have with some random and awkward individual that I met on the internet lmao

You're awesome, don't you ever forget it.



PS:

Admin decided to be a ****** and hard reset all items, so everything you ever had, ever gave, or anyone ever had, are all gone.

That poor DGT....
User avatar #1437 - HAwAII (11/19/2013) [-]
come back pls
User avatar #1436 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (10/22/2013) [-]
Are you ever coming back...
User avatar #1443 to #1442 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
)':
User avatar #1434 - garymotherfinoak (10/06/2013) [-]
come baaaack ;_;
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User avatar #1429 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
User avatar #1429 - ironsoul (07/05/2013) [-]
hello
User avatar #1427 - HAwAII (06/07/2013) [-]
o hi
User avatar #1425 - HAwAII (05/15/2013) [-]
o hi
User avatar #1424 - kenada (04/26/2013) [-]
You'll be back.
User avatar #1409 - amyhintz (03/31/2013) [-]
Ohai :3
First off, let me say that I’m sorry. For everything. I’m sorry for leaving you guys. I’m sorry for just randomly taking off like I did and stuffs without explaining myself.
I’m sorry that I didn't say goodbye.
Now, please bear with me as I give my pathetic excuse ^-^

It was just a normal night, much like any other night. I was on Glorious Night Thread as usual, collecting and trading as usual, when suddenly I got up, idk why, to go to the bathroom or something, and my laptop hit the ground. Upside down. Cracked the screen, which I didnt think was possible, but more importantly, woke daddy up. (Yes i still call him daddy be quiet) anyhoo, he wanted some explanation, thought I was chatting with some boyfriend, you know how paranoid parents are,, and I told him that i had been doing this for months now, waiting until all was silent, then going on da interwabz to collect, trade, the usual. Daddy let me go back to bed then and i thought the whole thing was over, but then the next day he made a walk-in thing with a psycho psychotherapist. I thought he was being paranoid as usual, so i cooperated, answered a bunch of questions about myself, then she diagnosed me with insomnia caused be dysthymia.

That was not the usual for me.

But then the psycho-the-rapist said that maybe i was just being a wallflower (you know, like that one movie with the chick that you all like) and i needed to meet new people. So, to try to cure myself...scratch that, to try to convince my daddy to get the laptop fixed, Ive been trying new things.

I started by sitting at a different place in the school cafeteria other than the rickety table in the corner. I switched out of my IT training classes to get into Theatre I and Keyboarding, something I havent done in like seven years. I got second place in the school talent show with a piano duet with my new friend, Jayson. He asked me to prom, and I said yes. I've slept easy for the first time in years.

My laptop never got fixed.

And it hurt so much especially since the only time that I've logged on since was at Dana's house for a minute, and all that I could do in a minute was wish someone a happy birthday, and just leave again. You guys probably hate me right now. I hate myself right now.

I’m at Jayson's right now, we just got back from prom (which our school was stupid enough to hold this early) and he's wiping this stupid tear from my cheek and saying that he doesn't hate me, and you guys don't hate me, and it pisses me off, Jayson, please don't tell them what theyre supposed to think.

You guys. I love you, I miss you, I’m sorry. And most of all, thank you. You might not know it, but you've changed my life, every single one of you. ctrlaltdeleet, kenada, xiiichucklez, turkboy, santapony, panacea, necrochiz, idrinkslurm, deathbite, tarmorman, and so many more that I can't fit because of character limits :/ Each and every single one of you have shown me the joys of laughter, love, and life. Now Jayson's saying that I sound cheesier than the carbonara I ordered after the dance, and HE BETTER SHUT UP! Because, as cheesy as it may sound, it's the truth. It was a pleasure pressing "R" a bajillion yimes with you. And who knows, maybe if I get a new laptop somehow by summer, i could be a wallflower again, haha!


I love you guys.
amyhintz ♥
User avatar #1433 to #1409 - ctrlaltdeleet (09/21/2013) [-]
;_; come back fagget
#1430 to #1409 - vegeta (07/16/2013) [-]
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all these times I checked your profile to see if you were back i never once scrolled through the comments...
I should pay way more attention
you are missed.
return when or if you want to.
glad to hear everything is going well.
#1428 to #1409 - necroshiz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #1423 to #1409 - crawlingdisaster (04/10/2013) [-]
Holy **** you're alive
#1422 to #1409 - mr skeltal (04/09/2013) [-]
amy<3
#1420 to #1409 - xiiichucklez (04/06/2013) [-]
I'm glad the hard part is finally breaking for you. And yes, I do understand, as some very fine people here on this site and the board have changed my life as well.


And I could never hate someone as kind and caring as you are.
you have nothing to apologize for either, I was just worried and missed you.
And now I know.

You didn't even leave, you were a victim of circumstance.
**** happened, and then more **** happened, so you weren't able to log on.
Life goes on, **** happens.



I'm glad to hear that you're alright, sincerely. I wish you happy days, and I hope to see your safe return someday. Until then :)
User avatar #1421 to #1420 - xiiichucklez (04/06/2013) [-]
Oh, and if you were not aware (pretty sure you weren't, but I'm just checking) I've moved back to my other account:


www.funnyjunk.com/user/xiiichuckles
User avatar #1419 to #1409 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
Glad to know nothign bad happened to you, well, nothing THAT bad.

Hope to see you soon, I miss you D:

User avatar #1435 to #1419 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (10/22/2013) [-]
*nothing
User avatar #1418 to #1409 - kenada (04/01/2013) [-]
You'll be back

I know you will...
User avatar #1417 to #1409 - idrinkslurm ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
♥♥♥ glad to see you are still around, and hope you do make it back sometime, you make the board a better place. just remember, you don't owe anyone anything, and no reason to apologize. ♥♥♥
User avatar #1415 to #1409 - tarmorman (03/31/2013) [-]
Aww ^-^
You have fun while you're gone,
you magnificent ****** ^-^
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#1411 to #1409 - turkboy (03/31/2013) [-]
we all ♥ u amy

good to hear from you again ♥♥ :D
User avatar #1410 to #1409 - santapony (03/31/2013) [-]
I miss you like 5ever ♥ Hope you get a new laptop soon!
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User avatar #1407 - xiiichuckles (03/29/2013) [-]
I'd give up that dgt in a heartbeat to see you return
please come back
#1406 - ctrlaltdeleet has deleted their comment [-]
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