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#19 - Who the fuck kick's backwards on purpose?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/08/2013 on Balotellitron +3
#20 - amuzen (05/08/2013) [-]
And then fall's over, and rolls
User avatar #84 - onceman (05/08/2013) [-]
The first one was half accidental, then he realized Parker was behind him so he kicked back at his face.
User avatar #30 - swayze (05/08/2013) [-]
You're exactly the person he'd want refereeing that game...
#324 - Actually Happyville was a bit different it's the core concept … 05/08/2013 on Shut up and take my fu*king... +2
#305 - sounds like a map that was fairly popular in warcraft 3 called…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2013 on Shut up and take my fu*king... +2
#324 - amuzen (05/08/2013) [-]
Actually Happyville was a bit different it's the core concept that sounds the same
First off Happyville is a party game you play with friends, specifically a LAN party game, the quallity of this sort of game greatly diminishes if the people in the game aren't in the same room.
Basically what happened in Happyville is there is 20 villagers, some are NPCS and some players, everyone in the game is wearing a different colored outfit. once the game begins one-four of the human players (one third of up to a 12 man group rounded down) would be chosen to be the 'unhappy' villager, the goal of the unhappy villager is to kill or convert all of the 'happy' villagers without getting killed himself. in order to help with this goal the unhappy villager had a set of powers (the vampire could temporarily charm players, the psychopath could run really fast, the werewolf could take some extra hits and turn into a wolf, the ghost could temporarily turn invisible, the necromancer could make zombies etc.
to encourage people to move about there were randomly spawning tomes that gave experience which allowed players to buy evasion, damage, run speed, sneak, and perception so that people didn't just camp else the bad guys would come in later and have huge stats.
To stop people from just killing everyone they made it so if a happy villager kills another happy villager, they die of remorse a few seconds later.
To make it more thrilling the entire game was done in over the shoulder third person instead of that eye in the sky bullshit that RTS's are renowned for and the map was divided into a town and a forest
Everybody died in one hit and all the attack's were skill shot based knife tosses by click where to toss your knife so combat was intense
It wasnt very popular on B.Net because when someone died they would just say who killed them and everyone would gang up on that dude though, none of the bad guys were strong enough to handle more than one or two dudes at a time.
thus a party game only
#2 - The Alloys of justice, has a ring to it. 05/08/2013 on *Raughs* +3
#79 - I fucking hate when urinals aren't divided and you go to take … 05/05/2013 on Nobody must know about this 0
#6 - they are based on native Americans like Eskimos and the such. … 05/05/2013 on Water vs Earth +1
#19 - infinite nap time, learn to play the guitar, become the greate…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/05/2013 on Freeze time +2
#27 - sidathon (05/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #20 - darealsnooki (05/05/2013) [-]
Sounds like a good plan
#2 - Stark wasn't in silence actually he was pretty fucking loud, h… 05/05/2013 on *SPOILER* Iron Man 3 TDKR 0
#7 - fuck yeah black cat! MREOW! unless animals dont count as objec… 05/05/2013 on Makeshift Superheroes 0
#4 - I put the kids to sleep... oops. 05/05/2013 on I came...oops 0
#58 - looked to me like he went to smack her ass then she turned aro… 05/05/2013 on Just kidding 0
#1 - looks like that cat is the father of the one of the far left f… 05/05/2013 on If it's free, it's okay. 0
#41 - fierce mountain of gods, so my man cave is Olympus? 05/05/2013 on Your man-cave name 0
#4 - but... 2 x 18 is 36 not 37.5?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/05/2013 on 237 -17
User avatar #43 - lowbrass (05/05/2013) [-]
I said the same thing in my head. youll never be stupid alone, here
User avatar #5 - leostar (05/05/2013) [-]
no. to the end of the 18. 18.5 x 2 = 37
#12 - Egyptian, but I'm the whitest guy ever? also I've seen my fami…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2013 on Egyptian 0
#14 - N. Korean citizen (05/05/2013) [-]
go deeper dude, wayyy deeper
#2 - now normally I am a pretty big fan of riot and what they do bu… 05/05/2013 on Lucian, the Gun Templar 0
#226 - that sounds super fucking uncomfortable god I am glad that's n…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2013 on Interesting Facts 0
User avatar #227 - megatrollinator (05/05/2013) [-]
True, but it makes the gay guys and the girls very excited
#223 - I also read the entire text got to the thumb part and went bac…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/05/2013 on Interesting Facts +1
User avatar #225 - megatrollinator (05/05/2013) [-]
Well, most people with penis's above the size of 10 inches usually have to strap it to their leg with a Velcro, Elastic or Hook Belt, to stop it from flopping around all the time. It's weird
#230 - N. Korean citizen (05/05/2013) [-]
got 9 and a half inches and iv never had to strap it down. It just needs to go down one pant leg or the other. I can't wear shorts because if i got a boner, everyone would know. It kind of fucking sucks if you ask me...Also swim trunks are bad to. You know how they shrink to your dick? Yeah. That. Only a thousand times worse.
User avatar #232 - megatrollinator (05/05/2013) [-]
I said 10+. Last time I checked, 9.5 isn't 10+. But, I can understand the confusion. Some guys strap it down because having strapped to their leg is more comfortable than having it flop about like an empty sleeve
#226 - amuzen (05/05/2013) [-]
that sounds super fucking uncomfortable god I am glad that's not me, can you imagine how awkward public showers would be with a twelve inch cock? It would be out of hand.
User avatar #227 - megatrollinator (05/05/2013) [-]
True, but it makes the gay guys and the girls very excited
#109 - Combination of things really, for starters most of the specifi… 05/05/2013 on High School Academics +1
#213 - I don't know why people keep comparing this to sex, this isn't… 04/27/2013 on Amazing Coffee 0
#212 - I don't think you understand what you are looking at here, thi… 04/27/2013 on Amazing Coffee 0
#7 - That's... that's creepy... you're creepy I'm leaving now.  [+] (13 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Amazing Coffee +33
User avatar #8 - scant (04/26/2013) [-]
>Beach
>Many attractive scantily clad women

I'm finding it difficult to grapple with the idea that you don't think this is awesome.
#49 - N. Korean citizen (04/26/2013) [-]
Most people would speak to them. I believe it was the sitting in your car and staring at them part that was creepy.
User avatar #84 - scant (04/27/2013) [-]
>implying anyone on FJ has the social capacity to talk to attractive girls.
User avatar #190 - thelocksmith (04/27/2013) [-]
speak for yourself loser
#203 - scant (04/27/2013) [-]
say that to my face not online see what happens fite me IRL fagget
User avatar #210 - thelocksmith (04/27/2013) [-]
i think ill just carry on with life knowing you cant talk to girl LAWL
#218 - scant (04/28/2013) [-]
You keep telling yourself that brolewski
User avatar #220 - brolewski (04/28/2013) [-]
Wot?
User avatar #222 - scant (04/28/2013) [-]
Sup
User avatar #223 - brolewski (04/28/2013) [-]
y?
#224 - scant (04/28/2013) [-]
gamma
#165 - N. Korean citizen (04/27/2013) [-]
>implying that attractive girls are worth talking to.

They're not. They're dull and boring, self-absorbed, narcisistic superficial whores whos only value in life is to look pretty and act dumb.

Give me an average looking girl anyday.
User avatar #208 - huszti (04/27/2013) [-]
i partly agree; i prefer personality over looks. i've met a few attractive girls who were worth talking to though.
#5 - you don't meet these people, nor do you have sex with them, yo…  [+] (23 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Amazing Coffee +51
User avatar #189 - thelocksmith (04/27/2013) [-]
then you're doin' it wrong, i met my first girlfriend when i was 14 and she was selling sweets at the local youth club,got number and were together for 5 years, girlfriend #2 i met at sainsburys where she worked behind the counter, got chatting and asked for her number, dated for 18 months, girlfriend number 3 worked at the same company as me where we use instant messenger as a comms tool, got chatting, gave her my number and still dating now 9 months on. you just need to make more of an effort and not just stand there drooling and rubbing your cock.
#212 - amuzen (04/27/2013) [-]
I don't think you understand what you are looking at here, this isn't just some coffee stop drive through this is one of those ones where their dress code is intentionally sleezy. Everyone who goes through one of these flirts with them, the entire premise of going to one of these is to see and talk to a pretty girl dressed in her underwear, they make 'em an espresso flirt a bit and send them on their way.
this isn't just a bump into them on the street this is a pre ordained peep show, there is an understanding here that the guys who go there, go there to see a stranger in her underwear, I didn't say it's absolutely impossible they are still people after all but it's not LIKELY because they generally don't respect people that have to resort to paying to see a girl in her panties plus they are usually a bit more on guard for sleaze balls looking for an easy lay.

the girl when you were 14 selling sweets at the local youth club probably knew you before hand from around school, and the second one knew you from work.
I'm guessing you are leaving a bit out on the girl number 2 because "met at sainsburys where she worked behind the counter, got chatting and asked for her number" is pretty much a blind date after that and if i were to describe my first date in brief terms it comes out to "bumped into her while snowboarding and then dated for 2 years" you make it sound like you just walked up and asked for this girls number and she started dating you which tells me either you are lying about the whole ordeal, or she was helllllla easy and you should probably have gotten checked for STDS.
#122 - N. Korean citizen (04/27/2013) [-]
Well someone meets these women and end up marrying them, and it will never be you with that attitude. Or are you presuming that every single one of them always has and always will be single?
#45 - N. Korean citizen (04/26/2013) [-]
I got coffee from there a few times. Each time it was a different girl, and each time I asked "Is your daddy proud of you?"
#195 - N. Korean citizen (04/27/2013) [-]
Sure you did buddy....sure you did.
#6 - scant (04/26/2013) [-]
"It's the equivalent of going to the beach on a hot summer day and sitting in your car and watching girls just kind of hanging out."

Dunno what you do for fun, but that sounds like a pretty damn awesome day to me.
#133 - N. Korean citizen (04/27/2013) [-]
ahahahhaa
#42 - santathumbs (04/26/2013) [-]
"fuck going outside and meeting real people and having sex in real life."

"going to the beach on a hot summer day and sitting in your car and watching girls just kind of hanging out sounds like a pretty damn awesome day to me. "

Yeah, the latter is the equivalent of watching internet porn.
'Grats on contradicting your own statement so quickly.
#77 - scant (04/27/2013) [-]
'Grats on taking my generalized and humorous statements so seriously.
#7 - amuzen (04/26/2013) [-]
That's... that's creepy... you're creepy I'm leaving now.
User avatar #8 - scant (04/26/2013) [-]
>Beach
>Many attractive scantily clad women

I'm finding it difficult to grapple with the idea that you don't think this is awesome.
#49 - N. Korean citizen (04/26/2013) [-]
Most people would speak to them. I believe it was the sitting in your car and staring at them part that was creepy.
User avatar #84 - scant (04/27/2013) [-]
>implying anyone on FJ has the social capacity to talk to attractive girls.
User avatar #190 - thelocksmith (04/27/2013) [-]
speak for yourself loser
#203 - scant (04/27/2013) [-]
say that to my face not online see what happens fite me IRL fagget
User avatar #210 - thelocksmith (04/27/2013) [-]
i think ill just carry on with life knowing you cant talk to girl LAWL
#218 - scant (04/28/2013) [-]
You keep telling yourself that brolewski
User avatar #220 - brolewski (04/28/2013) [-]
Wot?
User avatar #222 - scant (04/28/2013) [-]
Sup
User avatar #223 - brolewski (04/28/2013) [-]
y?
#224 - scant (04/28/2013) [-]
gamma
#165 - N. Korean citizen (04/27/2013) [-]
>implying that attractive girls are worth talking to.

They're not. They're dull and boring, self-absorbed, narcisistic superficial whores whos only value in life is to look pretty and act dumb.

Give me an average looking girl anyday.
User avatar #208 - huszti (04/27/2013) [-]
i partly agree; i prefer personality over looks. i've met a few attractive girls who were worth talking to though.
#238 - for starters what Aang was doing isn't the definition of good … 04/26/2013 on Updated Version 0
#236 - Jet was neutral evil if anything he didn't use questionable me…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Updated Version 0
User avatar #237 - PopcornViking (04/26/2013) [-]
but he never went against what aang was doing
#238 - amuzen (04/26/2013) [-]
for starters what Aang was doing isn't the definition of good and he did go against what Aang was doing in that aang's goal wasn't destruction of the fire nation and it's people but unity and harmony of the world, not to mention he kind of attacked them multiple times.
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User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a shit storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
User avatar #1 - enderslayer (09/16/2012) [-]
Hello.
#2 to #1 - amuzen (09/17/2012) [-]
howdy.
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