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#2 - not the flash in general, just the wally west version. I gotta…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/08/2014 on Myth 1: Wally West, The Flash +1
User avatar #4 - lordgeneral (09/08/2014) [-]
the superhuman perception is what allows flash to move fast. there's no point in it if you can't make a pinpoint turn at four thousand MPH
#5 - amuzen (09/08/2014) [-]
well I mean he can still do straight dashes super fast and he can still make general sweeping turns at ridiculous speeds, and he can still punch the shit out of someone in a moment, he just can't do shit like see a bullet moving through the air or go around 90 degree angles without slowing down or running on particularly un even surfaces.

Crap ton of uses without the whole being able to process shit a thousand times faster than the human mind.
One of the things I actually really liked about young justice was that all the heroes had pretty clear and cut limitations that they had to work within, they were rarely the biggest strongest guys on the scene so they had to actually work their shit out properly.
User avatar #6 - lordgeneral (09/08/2014) [-]
he can actually still see bullets moving through the air and shit. he can also still run on water.
wally is technically "the second fastest flash"
but neither of them have ceilings in terms of speed.
#3 - angelious (09/08/2014) [-]
wally in comics was like... the second fastest flash? wich in itself is like what...couple of hundred times faster than light?


but yes... he was a lot more like a comedy character in yj...
#58 - ehhh I think this is a hell of a lot worse than cheating. Mayb… 09/08/2014 on (Sounds of incoherent rage) 0
#23 - completely different kinds of humor. Also at first it seemed l… 09/08/2014 on (untitled) 0
#36 - also he has giant floppy elf ears and moves like a guy ready to fight. 09/08/2014 on Its so pretty 0
#34 - because in the english language 2 cups (the unit of volume) ca… 09/08/2014 on Vanilla house 0
#44 - I remember really enjoying them the first time about but I was… 09/08/2014 on Hellboy 2: The Golden Army 0
#7 - guy was not serious about running if he got caught a bride in …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2014 on 'You Died.' 0
#9 - angelious (09/07/2014) [-]
he fell down on his own...so yeah i dont think he was serious....or that is one helluva woman....or he is one clumsy fuck
#18 - yeah but it's kind of a bad one. 09/07/2014 on But that did kinda happen... +3
#28 - god why did they have to use an actual tank why couldnt they j…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/07/2014 on JAV anti tank rocket 0
#74 - 4chan refugee (09/07/2014) [-]
did you just say why couldn't they use a tank like approximation with the metal a tank uses...THATS CALLED A TANK MAN
User avatar #37 - alucardhell (09/07/2014) [-]
It is how they dispose of decommissioned tanks and they patch them back together afterwards, roughly, so that they can be used as a target again.
User avatar #36 - BizzarreCoyote (09/07/2014) [-]
Because you want to be sure your anti-tank missile can actually kill a tank.
#125 - as opposed to the rich white/asian kids who don't have to work…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2014 on Call me racist, but... +1
#140 - 4chan refugee (09/07/2014) [-]
It's up to the community to fix their problems. But they'd rather just complain about how hard life is. It's easier to just whine and become a degenerate than it is to actually try to improve their lifestyle.
#60 - I don't like the way that chickens, cows, most fish, ducks, an… 09/07/2014 on Talking about meat -1
#222 - It's got nothing to do with the religious beliefs it's got eve… 09/07/2014 on christians 0
#37 - I guess I should also mention that the knark then started maki… 09/07/2014 on Busted smugglers 0
#36 - on a side note there was a guy who ran a taxi service on my lo…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2014 on Busted smugglers 0
#37 - amuzen (09/07/2014) [-]
I guess I should also mention that the knark then started making meth and trying to market it to the highschoolers who were now devoid of weed.
#35 - what's a good way to fool a dogs nose?  [+] (5 new replies) 09/07/2014 on Busted smugglers 0
User avatar #41 - sciencexplain (09/07/2014) [-]
There really isn't that many ways to fool a sniffer dog. They are trained to be masters of scent, and can notice traces of drugs amongst hundreds of strong smells like bad fish and meat. No matter what you conceal the drug inside, the dog can smell the traces of it. Usually, smugglers resort to sending things over the border or stowing away in boats and vehicles to get past, because sniffer dogs are that good that they rarely make a mistake, no matter how you disguise the drug.
User avatar #42 - thegrayfox (09/07/2014) [-]
I'm not a 100% on this... But I think the only way to fool a dog is with gasoline. Problem is, if you smell like you've been swimming in a fuel tank. The dog getting suspicious is the least of your worries.
User avatar #43 - sciencexplain (09/07/2014) [-]
Thing is, whilst things like that may work, it's difficult to find what actually will fool a dog. I would imagine that it's similar to the recipe for crystal meth, and that it is illegal information to share because it allows to commit a crime. I could be wrong, but I imagine that sharing stuff that could enable illegal acts would also be prohibited as well.
#36 - amuzen (09/07/2014) [-]
on a side note there was a guy who ran a taxi service on my local island, and every other month he would go over to the mainland to run maintenance on his taxi and every single time he would return with his tires filled with several pounds of marijuana that he would then sell at 30 dollars a gram. When someone knarcked and he got caught the price for marijuana on my island went up to 60 dollars a gram, shit was pretty crazy, more than half of the population got super upset and the knark ended up having to moving away because literally EVERYONE hated him for simeltaneously removing the only taxi service on the island (Aka the only way to get home drunk) and doubling the cost of weed.
#37 - amuzen (09/07/2014) [-]
I guess I should also mention that the knark then started making meth and trying to market it to the highschoolers who were now devoid of weed.
#52 - Eh I agree with the general idea that schooling is important b… 09/07/2014 on He's one of them... 0
#273 - She probably has to take some sort of supplements although due… 09/07/2014 on Fat shaming Saturday? 0
#5 - the only way I can perceive hitler having made the world bette… 09/06/2014 on press it +6
#37 - That cat thing is hilarious because cats HATE moving to new places. 09/06/2014 on DYK Comp #35 0
#75 - Now I want a kitten so I can stuff him in vending machines and… 09/06/2014 on pls help meowt +2
#45 - the twelfth comes along and he gives us another notice on our … 09/06/2014 on shit that never happened 0
#44 - Another time more recently, Over the course of a month this la…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2014 on shit that never happened 0
#45 - amuzen (09/06/2014) [-]
the twelfth comes along and he gives us another notice on our door at 6 pm, an order of possession saying if we don't have the place emptied and clean by the 13th at 1, he'll repossess all the shit in the house and the time spent for him repossessing that shit will come out of the damage deposit.
So in order to clean everything out of the house we pull an all nighter, bring all my moms crap and store it in my new place-6 car loads of shit so that we can rent a uhual tommorow and load it the next day. next day he shows up at 1 looks through the window sees the place is empty, and immediately leaves, so I chase him down and say what the hell we're ready for the inspection, and he says, oh what inspection? that's on the 15th we're taking it the rent out of the damage deposit remember?
#43 - I had one landlord who tried to say that the oven -which I nev…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/06/2014 on shit that never happened 0
#44 - amuzen (09/06/2014) [-]
Another time more recently, Over the course of a month this landlord wasn't sober for a single day and he had a continual barrage of people coming over looking for money every day from ex employees he never payed to his ex wife looking for child support, to his 6 year old daughter, all of which he would just leave out side banging on the door while he paced back in forth in the house above us. One day, HIS land lord came and it turns out he was subletting without telling her and he was so drunk that he had forgotten to pay her that months rent, this caused a bit of a fiasco and once resolved her ultimatum was we could all stay until august 15th (two more months) then we were out.
Well what he did after that was he sold all of his big money valuables (his TV, his truck, his boat etc) and he invested all of his money in under the table storage and random bulk buy shit on ebay which he intends to sell as the need arises so no one can come after him for money.
End of july comes around, 30th, we bang on his door trying to pay the half month rent for the end of the august, he doesn' answer, 31st, 1st, 2nd, no answer and we can hear him inside so we know he's home. By the 3rd we've already got the uhaul rented and have to make a trip with half of our stuff a couple islands over to unload some stuff, 4 day trip. He waits until we're pulling out of the drive way to burst out the door and come yelling at us, Hey no I need the rent, I need the rent now. to which we say, obviously we weren't just carrying 1200 dollars on our persons so we tell him he'll have to wait till we get back. we come home and there's an eviction notice on our door for the 13th, so we call the housing authorities next day and apparently you're only allowed to dispute an eviction notice within the first 5 days after its handed and they suggest we broker a deal with him to just take half the rent out of DP so we can stay till the 15th, to which he agrees.
#45 - amuzen (09/06/2014) [-]
the twelfth comes along and he gives us another notice on our door at 6 pm, an order of possession saying if we don't have the place emptied and clean by the 13th at 1, he'll repossess all the shit in the house and the time spent for him repossessing that shit will come out of the damage deposit.
So in order to clean everything out of the house we pull an all nighter, bring all my moms crap and store it in my new place-6 car loads of shit so that we can rent a uhual tommorow and load it the next day. next day he shows up at 1 looks through the window sees the place is empty, and immediately leaves, so I chase him down and say what the hell we're ready for the inspection, and he says, oh what inspection? that's on the 15th we're taking it the rent out of the damage deposit remember?
#20 - or this is why you don't **** with your tenants i…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/06/2014 on shit that never happened 0
User avatar #28 - mymommasallama (09/06/2014) [-]
i actually had a landlord lead me and my friends into thinking we were getting ours back, only to tell us later we wouldnt due to a bunch of minor stuff right after i spent $50 on supplies to spackle a hole in a wall like not properly cleaning an a/c vent. apparently a bit of dust was going to take a good chunk of $600 to fix. ive had really cool landlords, but they weren't one of them.
#43 - amuzen (09/06/2014) [-]
I had one landlord who tried to say that the oven -which I never used- was left dirty and he reached up on top of the cupboards and pulled up some dust and an old food package that wasn't even mine and said yeah no you didn't even clean up here I can't rent like this, this is unacceptable, he tried to take my entire damage+pet deposit (I ended up not even having a pet because after I moved in to the supposedly cat friendly house he introduced me to his giant ass guard dog who was conveniently being watched by a friend while I looked at the house the first time that would attack everything that moved myself included and told me if the dog ever saw the cat he'd maul him to death) When I pulled up the point with the stove, he pulled his 4 year old son into the conversation and was like Mommy came and cleaned the stove right before you moved in, "you remember don't you eliza" was like trying to pull his 4 year old son into the conversation.
In the end I said, hey if you want to keep that damage deposit you're gonna have to call up the housing offices and bring and inspector in here, it's 50 dollars for who ever's in the wrong and I'm 100% sure that cobwebs in the corners fall into 'acceptable wear and tear' and he got all dodgy and eventually we settled for him taking only 25 out of it, still a huge douche bag.
#44 - amuzen (09/06/2014) [-]
Another time more recently, Over the course of a month this landlord wasn't sober for a single day and he had a continual barrage of people coming over looking for money every day from ex employees he never payed to his ex wife looking for child support, to his 6 year old daughter, all of which he would just leave out side banging on the door while he paced back in forth in the house above us. One day, HIS land lord came and it turns out he was subletting without telling her and he was so drunk that he had forgotten to pay her that months rent, this caused a bit of a fiasco and once resolved her ultimatum was we could all stay until august 15th (two more months) then we were out.
Well what he did after that was he sold all of his big money valuables (his TV, his truck, his boat etc) and he invested all of his money in under the table storage and random bulk buy shit on ebay which he intends to sell as the need arises so no one can come after him for money.
End of july comes around, 30th, we bang on his door trying to pay the half month rent for the end of the august, he doesn' answer, 31st, 1st, 2nd, no answer and we can hear him inside so we know he's home. By the 3rd we've already got the uhaul rented and have to make a trip with half of our stuff a couple islands over to unload some stuff, 4 day trip. He waits until we're pulling out of the drive way to burst out the door and come yelling at us, Hey no I need the rent, I need the rent now. to which we say, obviously we weren't just carrying 1200 dollars on our persons so we tell him he'll have to wait till we get back. we come home and there's an eviction notice on our door for the 13th, so we call the housing authorities next day and apparently you're only allowed to dispute an eviction notice within the first 5 days after its handed and they suggest we broker a deal with him to just take half the rent out of DP so we can stay till the 15th, to which he agrees.
#45 - amuzen (09/06/2014) [-]
the twelfth comes along and he gives us another notice on our door at 6 pm, an order of possession saying if we don't have the place emptied and clean by the 13th at 1, he'll repossess all the shit in the house and the time spent for him repossessing that shit will come out of the damage deposit.
So in order to clean everything out of the house we pull an all nighter, bring all my moms crap and store it in my new place-6 car loads of shit so that we can rent a uhual tommorow and load it the next day. next day he shows up at 1 looks through the window sees the place is empty, and immediately leaves, so I chase him down and say what the hell we're ready for the inspection, and he says, oh what inspection? that's on the 15th we're taking it the rent out of the damage deposit remember?
#40 - that bridge isn't to high above the water, given I don't know …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/06/2014 on DYK Comp #34 0
#55 - 4chan refugee (09/06/2014) [-]
and did you not consider how deep and cold the water could be and that some children may not be very good swimmers
User avatar #43 - chrisel (09/06/2014) [-]
Well, how about the speed of the water? That can easily drag you away if you slip.
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User avatar #15 - maybetraffy (07/12/2014) [-]
you're zen
User avatar #6 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
dick
User avatar #7 to #6 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
goes in the ass
User avatar #8 to #7 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/21/2014) [-]
your ass
User avatar #9 to #8 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #10 to #9 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/21/2014) [-]
prepare your anus
im going in dry as the sahara desert
User avatar #11 to #10 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
To bad I don't have a ass
#12 to #11 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/21/2014) [-]
plan B then
#13 to #12 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
I'm slime I could kill you at any moment
User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a **** storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
User avatar #1 - enderslayer (09/16/2012) [-]
Hello.
#2 to #1 - amuzen (09/17/2012) [-]
howdy.
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