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Date Signed Up:2/20/2012
Last Login:9/15/2014
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Comment Ranking:#1646
Highest Comment Rank:#620
Comment Thumbs: 8609 total,  10375 ,  1766
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Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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Level 275 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 276 Comments: Ninja Pirate
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Total Comments Made:5047
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#7 - Worst **** a stoners pulled on me is forget vario… 08/01/2014 on left brain vs right brain 0
#6 - you clearly haven't dealt with enough drunks. Here's a cou…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2014 on left brain vs right brain 0
#7 - amuzen (08/01/2014) [-]
Worst shit a stoners pulled on me is forget various events we had planned.
#52 - Stopped by one of those gas station all night stores late on t… 07/30/2014 on Gheto Dolans +2
#152 - Difference of lifestyle, in America we prefer to like people t…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on banks 0
User avatar #154 - bowservoltaire (07/31/2014) [-]
i guess...
#62 - Earth cuz it's great for bondage and they'd NEVER find the body. 07/29/2014 on 4chinchong +2
#25 - that looked and sounded like **** + it was mockin… 07/29/2014 on (untitled) +3
#40 - isn't is so strange looking back on **** like thi…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2014 on When you play that one game... 0
User avatar #41 - leonhardt (07/29/2014) [-]
Yes.
#1 - Canadian banks have better customer service and pretend to be …  [+] (11 new replies) 07/29/2014 on banks +224
User avatar #142 - bowservoltaire (07/30/2014) [-]
That's stupid. All banks around the planet are sneaky, that's how they make money. So there is actually some credit in at least treating the customer super well in the process.
#152 - amuzen (07/30/2014) [-]
Difference of lifestyle, in America we prefer to like people to look us in the eye before they fuck us in the ass.
User avatar #154 - bowservoltaire (07/31/2014) [-]
i guess...
#77 - dargent (07/30/2014) [-]
At least Canadian banks try to cover it up.
User avatar #65 - venegal (07/30/2014) [-]
Try a Mexican bank mate, I PROMISE you that neither American nor Canadian banks are as bad as the ones in my country I can guarantee it.
#41 - anonymous (07/29/2014) [-]
My bank gave me employment advice and are very kind to me and my family's business.
#30 - anonymous (07/29/2014) [-]
at least they try to hide that they are the same
User avatar #11 - shadowkingdr (07/29/2014) [-]
at least they pay for the paint
#28 - anonymous (07/29/2014) [-]
So you're alright with getting fucked up the ass as long as they lube you up first?
User avatar #33 - shadowkingdr (07/29/2014) [-]
it's better then going in dry
#40 - NoobPlease (07/29/2014) [-]
I like the way you think
#15 - An entire movie of that breaking the fourth wall crap would be… 07/29/2014 on Deadpool 0
#1 - humanization 07/29/2014 on Maybe someone can answer +1
#1 - I buy a lot of energy drinks and only half drink them because … 07/28/2014 on This Bugs Me Far More Than... 0
#2 - Loved the series but disliked the last season. 07/28/2014 on Free Territory Check 0
#5 - scrub, PP up raises a moves max PP by 20%, you can do this 3 t…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Pokémon +12
#15 - mebbid (07/28/2014) [-]
#12 - fuckyosixtyminutes (07/28/2014) [-]
1. The student already acknowledged that PP UP would make it work

2. "Versing" is not a verb >
User avatar #9 - srskate (07/28/2014) [-]
Unless PP up only raises the PP by 20% of the original, the PP at the end would be (1.2^3)*25 which would be 43
#10 - fuckyosixtyminutes (07/28/2014) [-]
It's additive, retard.
User avatar #11 - srskate (07/28/2014) [-]
Hence 20% of the original. so additive.
#13 - fuckyosixtyminutes (07/28/2014) [-]
Yes, which would make it 40 not 40 fucking 3
#14 - srskate (07/28/2014) [-]
>Unless PP up only raises the PP by 20% of the original

So my comment was specifically referring to it not being additive.

Pic related: 40 fucking 3
#13 - fun on your bun. 07/28/2014 on Gold Drip +1
#30 - someone needs to remake this but replace Lux with Draven and G…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2014 on Tales of Valoran #41 +1
User avatar #37 - meganinja (07/28/2014) [-]
Or lux with Draven and Garen with Draven.
#25 - this movie came out when I was 8, the year that my already dis… 07/28/2014 on Treasure Planet +2
#66 - it's because she's lazily green screened onto a blank white sc… 07/28/2014 on Fedora +3
#50 - Internet is so full of doubt but like, every english class I'v… 07/28/2014 on i want 2 believ 0
#37 - lot of tap water I've had in various towns tastes strongly of … 07/28/2014 on Bottled Water Logic 0
#83 - in canada if someone breaks into your house slips on your rugs… 07/28/2014 on Trying to break in... 0
#81 - oh you were trying to be 'sarcastic'  [+] (6 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Trying to break in... 0
User avatar #82 - yonyon (07/28/2014) [-]
yep
User avatar #89 - heartlessrobot (07/28/2014) [-]
Italic greenish-grey text can be used for sarcasm.
User avatar #93 - yonyon (07/28/2014) [-]
Is... Is that a thing?
User avatar #104 - heartlessrobot (07/28/2014) [-]
When commenting, hit the slanted capital I, and then hover your mouse over the color-blocks. The third one should be what you're looking for.
User avatar #159 - yonyon (07/28/2014) [-]
No, I know how to do that, I just didn't know that we used that as a way to make clear we're using sarcasm.
#175 - anonymous (07/28/2014) [-]
well when you write a simple statement like that it hardly looks like sarcasm at all.
#79 - if your leaving you car for a long enough period of time that …  [+] (8 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Trying to break in... 0
User avatar #80 - yonyon (07/28/2014) [-]
That was my point, yes.
#81 - amuzen (07/28/2014) [-]
oh you were trying to be 'sarcastic'
User avatar #82 - yonyon (07/28/2014) [-]
yep
User avatar #89 - heartlessrobot (07/28/2014) [-]
Italic greenish-grey text can be used for sarcasm.
User avatar #93 - yonyon (07/28/2014) [-]
Is... Is that a thing?
User avatar #104 - heartlessrobot (07/28/2014) [-]
When commenting, hit the slanted capital I, and then hover your mouse over the color-blocks. The third one should be what you're looking for.
User avatar #159 - yonyon (07/28/2014) [-]
No, I know how to do that, I just didn't know that we used that as a way to make clear we're using sarcasm.
#175 - anonymous (07/28/2014) [-]
well when you write a simple statement like that it hardly looks like sarcasm at all.
#60 - what he means is what definition of first are you looking for … 07/28/2014 on What would you answer +3
#91 - I like that France think's they are both the most and least arrogant. 07/28/2014 on THAT'S IT, NO MORE MONEY... +2
#6 - Not really inconsistent at all when you consider how the force… 07/28/2014 on Women logic +3
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User avatar #15 - maybetraffy (07/12/2014) [-]
you're zen
User avatar #6 - konradkurze (03/08/2014) [-]
dick
User avatar #7 to #6 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
goes in the ass
User avatar #8 to #7 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
your ass
User avatar #9 to #8 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #10 to #9 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
prepare your anus
im going in dry as the sahara desert
User avatar #11 to #10 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
To bad I don't have a ass
#12 to #11 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
plan B then
#13 to #12 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
I'm slime I could kill you at any moment
User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a **** storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
User avatar #1 - enderslayer (09/16/2012) [-]
Hello.
#2 to #1 - amuzen (09/17/2012) [-]
howdy.
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