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#231 - the challenge he issued was for Putin to plant a tree not to d… 08/21/2014 on do it for groot +1
#39 - Because we need more players and we want developers to make us… 08/20/2014 on A Story of Ascension +1
#7 - who asks someone if that's their tits? Its like Oh wow are tho…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/20/2014 on Not punchline +10
User avatar #12 - huzibizi (08/20/2014) [-]
probably meant 'are those real'
#10 - sunkmanitu (08/20/2014) [-]
I don't think Aunt Jennie is getting those back anytime soon...
#14 - Well if I was to young to speak and think for myself and the p… 08/20/2014 on Tiny snake friend 0
#30 - trying to picture the process for animating this **** … 08/20/2014 on If You Thought Michael Bay... 0
#58 - to be fair regarding the crime rate thing even if it is down 1… 08/20/2014 on Not saying we told you so,... +8
#21 - Yeah but there's a hundred of them, 20 of them could surround …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2014 on Which would you choose? 0
User avatar #22 - TheHutchie (08/17/2014) [-]
Muscle size and mass = muscle strength. Both would be drastically reduced. The horse overall would lose a lot of weight to throw around.

I'm pretty sure I could just annihilate them with a swift stomp on the head. They might be agile creatures, but they're not exactly accustomed to dodging boots the same size they are.
#19 - 1 on 1 in a huge ring filled with 100 duck sized horses your j…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/17/2014 on Which would you choose? 0
User avatar #20 - TheHutchie (08/17/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure an actual duck-sized duck is more of a threat than a duck-sized horse, and I'd probably rather take on 100 duck-sized ducks than 1 horse-sized duck.

Little duck-sized horses wouldn't be able to climb on you or run into you with enough force to knock you down. Their kicks would probably be like getting punched in the shin by a toddler. The worst they'd be able to do is bite you, and assuming I'm wearing jeans as I do on any normal day, and not shorts or lycra, as I don't do on any normal day, I'm sure I'll manage just fine trampling 100 ducky-sized horses.
#21 - amuzen (08/17/2014) [-]
Yeah but there's a hundred of them, 20 of them could surround you at any given time and if they're actually motivated to attack you for some reason and even somewhat coordinated they'll be able to knock you down, plus a horses kick even if it were scaled down to the size of a duck would still be pretty harsh because of the way their anatomy is built and how muscular they are. It would be like having a 4 classrooms full of twelves year olds all banding together to kick the shit out of you, 10-20 yeah sure no problem BUT A HUNDRED? It's only a matter of time before you trip and fall. Besides that the horses jaw strength wouldn't suffer that much from a size reduction and it would be able to not only rip through your jeans but your flesh muscles and sinew as well.

Of course yeah it really depends on whether they keep their same basic anatomy, whether they're truly motivated to attack you, and whether they're coordinated or not but end of the day it feels like an impossible battle.
User avatar #22 - TheHutchie (08/17/2014) [-]
Muscle size and mass = muscle strength. Both would be drastically reduced. The horse overall would lose a lot of weight to throw around.

I'm pretty sure I could just annihilate them with a swift stomp on the head. They might be agile creatures, but they're not exactly accustomed to dodging boots the same size they are.
#18 - yeah you would be surprised how much more people love people w… 08/17/2014 on A taste of British life +2
#33 - whats the last one about? 08/17/2014 on Wallpaper dump 0
#7 - couple of people in my class from the middle east who's parent…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/17/2014 on A taste of British life +6
#12 - anonymous (08/17/2014) [-]
You're wont be corrupted by money though. (hopefully). They're just things, and having people to love is all you truly need.
#20 - dontknowmeatall (08/17/2014) [-]
Having people AND things, though, is way more awesome.
#18 - amuzen (08/17/2014) [-]
yeah you would be surprised how much more people love people with money in the city. Crap shoot homephone means I don't get all the texts for when people are going out, budget means I can't go out to the movies or to treat people to dinner, bargain clothes/haircuts means I look shabby, crappy rental agreement states I can't have visitors.
The thing is, without money, you end up not having anybody to love.
#16 - she could also be a writer (movies/books/games), a journalist,… 08/17/2014 on Easy life of a burrito 0
#52 - the counter is shaped like a clock then it would naturally res… 08/17/2014 on Lie-Clocks 0
#20 - Eh in order to do with just creases you would have to have a p… 08/17/2014 on Sweet Baby Jesus +1
#580 - would actually have to be pretty small so that he didn't hit a… 08/17/2014 on Lies 0
#12 - I think it's the second biggest trading card game out there ri… 08/17/2014 on How to tell a girl you play... 0
#13 - How does pets learn to do this crap, my dog learned to play de… 08/17/2014 on Death By Cuteness 0
#72 - I got interrupted in the middle of my post and just hit enter,… 08/14/2014 on WoW 0
#71 - I try to understand everything for the sake of conversation bu…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2014 on WoW 0
#72 - amuzen (08/14/2014) [-]
I got interrupted in the middle of my post and just hit enter, I was going to say
'which kinda sucks because there's not a lot of people you can have a good conversation regarding 3d sculpting techniques or modern rendering techniques with.'
#7 - bleh that camera focus on the foreground is frustrating. 08/12/2014 on fuck the police 0
#825 - I used to mow lawns for 5 dollars a lawn we would fix the … 08/12/2014 on what memory from your... -1
#52 - They count just fine as long as they exist in reality seeing a…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2014 on A centaur in disguise +1
User avatar #53 - Sethorein (08/12/2014) [-]
Just read the article. This heart didn't come naturally. So barring centaurs produced as frankenstein's monsters it's not very compelling.
#50 - Octopi/squids + in some cases humans  [+] (3 new replies) 08/12/2014 on A centaur in disguise 0
User avatar #51 - Sethorein (08/12/2014) [-]
Octopus yes, human exceptions don't count. That's like saying humans have 6 fingers because some folks suffer from polydactylism.
#52 - amuzen (08/12/2014) [-]
They count just fine as long as they exist in reality seeing as how the whole point of the debate was whether a complex nervous system could plausibly accommodate multiple hearts.
User avatar #53 - Sethorein (08/12/2014) [-]
Just read the article. This heart didn't come naturally. So barring centaurs produced as frankenstein's monsters it's not very compelling.
#13 - Been all over the states and Canada and I've never had an assi…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/11/2014 on Well.... 0
User avatar #21 - Shramin (08/11/2014) [-]
It is a European thing, it is also a thing in North America during certain situations like special seats or VIP cinema.
User avatar #15 - potatovillain (08/11/2014) [-]
Well we have them here in BC Canada, and I'm pretty sure some theaters in the US have them.

They're actually pretty great, given that the customer chooses the seat number not the randomly assigned by the theater (so whether they get it online or in the theater, there's a screen with a map of all the seats and their numbers and you can pick)

So you can buy the tickets days in advance and get good seating, so you won't have to come 30 minutes early before all the good seats are just taken.
#46 - expressway (08/11/2014) [-]
While I'll give you that would be pretty convenient, I will say in my experience at big midnight movie premiers its almost a fun social thing to do to camp out with all your friends and see a bunch of people you know while you wait to go in. We do the online seat thing for concerts and such, so I do see the convenience. Do you have to pay a bit more for the better seats in the theater? Or is it kind of a race online as soon as tickets go on sale to get the better seats?
User avatar #55 - potatovillain (08/11/2014) [-]
Naaah, I'm not too much of a camper, my friends and I just like to come in and have a seat; I don't really like standing and wait for an hour or so.

All seats within a hall are priced the same, but seat selection in itself is not offered in all the theater's auditorium. It's only offered in what's called the "UltraAVX" halls which are about two bucks more expensive than regular halls. They are bigger and have more comfortable seats than the ones in a regular movie auditorium.

Some of the seats in these halls however are priced higher if they are D-Box and are activated for the movie. What's D-Box? Simply put it, the seat MOVES with the movie, great for action films. More details here www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBbEaEUqtnY
#58 - expressway (08/14/2014) [-]
Thats pretty fuckin sweet hahaha.... I get that though, there's many times where I wait a few days to be able to just walk in and sit where I want. It terms of the premiers though, for really big movies or series and stuff (ex Marvel films, Harry Potter, LOTR, etc.) everyone will buy their tickets online in advance (those big ones will sell out before the premier, so you have to go online) and then show up 5 or 6 hours before to get in line for a good seat. Sounds a bit ridiculous i know, but you see just about everyone you know so its a great big social gathering.... I still am jealous of that Dbox gig hahah
User avatar #42 - kaisakuenkou (08/11/2014) [-]
I too am from BC, though I know of no theaters with assigned seating
User avatar #53 - potatovillain (08/11/2014) [-]
Cineplex theaters. For example the Scotiabank Cineplex Theatre in Vancouver
User avatar #54 - kaisakuenkou (08/11/2014) [-]
Of the three Cineplex theaters in my area, none of which have assigned seating
User avatar #56 - potatovillain (08/11/2014) [-]
Oh I forgot to mention, this seat selection feature is not available in all the halls of Cineplex theaters, it's only available in UltraAVX halls. So I'm not sure if your Cineplex theatre has one of these. If they do, they should have them.
User avatar #57 - kaisakuenkou (08/11/2014) [-]
That makes sense
#24 - ptolomeus (08/11/2014) [-]
Spot on.
#31 - If you care about spoilers don't read the comments on bending … 08/11/2014 on Just wanted to share. +2
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User avatar #15 - maybetraffy (07/12/2014) [-]
you're zen
User avatar #6 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
dick
User avatar #7 to #6 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
goes in the ass
User avatar #8 to #7 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/21/2014) [-]
your ass
User avatar #9 to #8 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #10 to #9 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/21/2014) [-]
prepare your anus
im going in dry as the sahara desert
User avatar #11 to #10 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
To bad I don't have a ass
#12 to #11 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/21/2014) [-]
plan B then
#13 to #12 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
I'm slime I could kill you at any moment
User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a **** storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
User avatar #1 - enderslayer (09/16/2012) [-]
Hello.
#2 to #1 - amuzen (09/17/2012) [-]
howdy.
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