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#82 - Oculus Rift porn site pop up ads.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on He didn't see that comming. +2
#89 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
#20 - Well, she was obviously scared away by anon. There's …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on someone introduce me to her +4
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#49 - They warned you about 11/9 but you thought it was 9th of Novem… 01/01/2016 on IT'S OVER, CYA GUYS. +32
#122 - Picture 12/30/2015 on (2) - Best bottle opener 0
#38 - Weren't you a blue jay at some point?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/30/2015 on (2) - Best bottle opener 0
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#91 - mcburd (12/30/2015) [-]
Shh
#122 - amusingusername (12/30/2015) [-]
#52 - Kylo was defeated by a person who had just picked up a lightsa…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/30/2015 on best mates 4 life +2
#69 - shigiddy (12/30/2015) [-]
He also had been shot in the gut by Chewie at that point too. So he went into the fight wounded.
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#66 - carneymaster (12/30/2015) [-]
still, a janitor almost won.
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#104 - lotrfan (12/30/2015) [-]
He was clearly toying with Finn. The second after Finn got his shoulder Ren disarmed him and then got slashed him across the back (saw the movie again, and it was literally Ren's next attack after that that put Finn down). I took it as Ren being surprised that Finn could defend himself so well, but immediately defeating him the second he realized he'd need to try. Rey on the other hand was shown to be skilled with her staff, and had a very strong connection to the force, so her defeating an injured, emotionally distraught Ren, was not surprising to me at all. After all, she's running away for most of the fight until the end, where she calmed herself down and finally allowed the force to guide her.
#13 - ********** ?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2015 on the solution +5
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#17 - enlightednatzie (12/28/2015) [-]
Not to brag, but thats actually my old account. See, i got banned for 26 years for spamming the party board with KILL THE KIKES RACEWAR NOW over and over. Since i already appealed an 11 year old ban the mods personally told me it was the last time they appealed me.

When i see posts like this i cannot help myself from revealing my expertise writing skills on this content. I am simply making art here, see it like poems or short novels.
#44 - You forgot the extra dick.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/28/2015 on Startling Moments +8
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#47 - zanybruh (12/28/2015) [-]
men know what men want.
#77 - darthdingo (12/28/2015) [-]
#76 - You're right, he did it with the intention of spoiling it to p… 12/28/2015 on Am I the only one? 0
#354 - How did you get all these games? I had to re-plan all the mont… 12/24/2015 on A very special giveaway 0
#28 - "Funnyjunk is not racist, it's all just joking!" …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/24/2015 on If its on the internet its... +3
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#36 - chimpaflimp (12/24/2015) [-]
It's crimsonhazard, shitposter extraordinaire. We're keeping his level up, you tectonic wankfuck.
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#32 - seniorawesomesauce (12/24/2015) [-]
>top comment
>7 thumbs
neato
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#31 - thefates (12/24/2015) [-]
Except this one is clearly satire. It boasts Donald in Nazi regalia for Christ's sake.
The key factor is the sudden jump to an extreme that's clearly unreasonable and not immediately related. A good, well known, instance of this would be "A Modest Proposal".
#8 - Haven't played it in a while either, it hasn't aged that well … 12/24/2015 on "You're next" -Drones 0
#6 - It's actually the symbol of the Lyon's Pride, the elite squad …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/24/2015 on "You're next" -Drones 0
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#7 - sgtmajjohnson (12/24/2015) [-]
Oh shit, yeah. I haven't played Fallout 3 in 6 years, though, so I didn't recognize it. I knew the lion was facing the wrong way for the Lannister sigil anyway.
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#8 - amusingusername (12/24/2015) [-]
Haven't played it in a while either, it hasn't aged that well compared to all the features New Vegas had.

The Lyon's chapter was my favorite chapter of the Brotherhood though, got kinda sad when I found out that the Lyons pepsi'ed and that kid in the Citadel became Elder Dickhead. Still ended up rolling with them in the end.
#4 - #dronelivesmattertoo  [+] (4 new replies) 12/24/2015 on "You're next" -Drones +2
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#5 - sgtmajjohnson (12/24/2015) [-]
Is that a combination of the BoS symbol and the Lannister sigil? If it is, why'd you have to combine what is probably my favorite Fallout faction with what is amongst my least favorite Ice and Fire noble families?
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#6 - amusingusername (12/24/2015) [-]
It's actually the symbol of the Lyon's Pride, the elite squad led by Sentinel Lyons in Fallout 3. I think it can be seen in the set of T45-d you can get right before retaking the purifier.
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#7 - sgtmajjohnson (12/24/2015) [-]
Oh shit, yeah. I haven't played Fallout 3 in 6 years, though, so I didn't recognize it. I knew the lion was facing the wrong way for the Lannister sigil anyway.
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#8 - amusingusername (12/24/2015) [-]
Haven't played it in a while either, it hasn't aged that well compared to all the features New Vegas had.

The Lyon's chapter was my favorite chapter of the Brotherhood though, got kinda sad when I found out that the Lyons pepsi'ed and that kid in the Citadel became Elder Dickhead. Still ended up rolling with them in the end.
#124 - In that case, move along *********** friend. 12/23/2015 on Star Wars 0
#52 - This was funny the first time. Now it's just *********** .  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2015 on Star Wars +4
#62 - adhdtookmyaccount (12/23/2015) [-]
>implying it was ever not shitposting
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#124 - amusingusername (12/23/2015) [-]
In that case, move along shitposting friend.
#28 - To play fallout 4 too?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2015 on My experience with FO4 +65
#46 - bleeduntildeath (12/23/2015) [-]
let's be reall, to browse FJ for the fun fallout 4 gifs
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#45 - rui (12/23/2015) [-]
11/10
#96 - You get 3 or something unlocked hairstyles once you're on the … 12/21/2015 on Not Sure If Repost 0
#121 - Yeah but I mean, maybe if you get injected with enough venom t… 12/21/2015 on Assorted Internets #48 0
#55 - In #9 we can see an anon who rarely even speaks with women. 12/21/2015 on Karma -2
#58 - Maybe it kills you faster if it goes over 100% of one person? …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Assorted Internets #48 0
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#96 - synthane (12/21/2015) [-]
I assumed that it meant that in a single bite the snake injects enough venom to kill 100 men if the venom were spread out across that many people. Basically, you'll be pepsi if you get bit.
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#121 - amusingusername (12/21/2015) [-]
Yeah but I mean, maybe if you get injected with enough venom to kill 100 people then it might kill you faster than say, if you were injected with enough to kill only 10 people.
#136 - You're a douchebag, but you're a funny douchebag. 12/21/2015 on Star Wars then and now -4
#285 - There's a long way between calling someone a dick sucking quee… 12/21/2015 on Honest sexuality flags +4
#28 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2015 on Robots with Katanas +6
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#29 - tsnkami (12/20/2015) [-]
Thanks
#21 - This man is obviously a main character. He's protected by plot armor. 12/20/2015 on An Hero +63

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