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Date Signed Up:4/23/2011
Last Login:7/29/2016
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#33 - Take off your Pants and Jacket was bearable, but most of what … 07/28/2016 on this kills a man +1
#30 - they got so emo  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2016 on this kills a man 0
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#32 - bluwesley (07/28/2016) [-]
They totally did. "Enema of the State" was a huge turning point in their career. I prefer the older songs like "Dammit" and "Josie". Still, "Stay Together for the Kids" and "I Miss You" sounded really good and I could relate to them.
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#33 - amsel (07/28/2016) [-]
Take off your Pants and Jacket was bearable, but most of what I liked was from Cheshire Cat, Dude Ranch, and Enema of the State. Their live CD is the best - that was them at their prime. I hated the self titled CD, and the one they just put out is total trash. Cheshire Cat was one of my favorite CDs of childhood.
#77 - Ultra BKM!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2016 on Xaysh Avnecayta Xuidoctab +2
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#151 - plataeiou (07/28/2016) [-]
OHHHHHH SHIT 2T FRU-T GON' REK A BITCH
#120 - also this: 07/26/2016 on Defendant Rick and Judge Morty 0
#119 - Comment deleted 07/26/2016 on Defendant Rick and Judge Morty 0
#117 - idk he started off strong but went way overboard more than onc…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2016 on Defendant Rick and Judge Morty +1
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#16 - Kim Jong Hil?  [+] (9 new replies) 07/26/2016 on h-h-h-hillary +78
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#47 - theoldfritz (07/26/2016) [-]
Kim has a nicer coat
and actually can lead a nation
#87 - alstorp (07/26/2016) [-]
>and actually can lead a nation
#18 - namesnshit (07/26/2016) [-]
that man doesnt look like any of the 3 kims. who is he?
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#48 - Elk (07/26/2016) [-]
Hillary Clinton.
#23 - anon (07/26/2016) [-]
Mao Zedong, founder and first chairman of the People's Republic of China also the largest mass-murderer in history, with anywhere from 20-45 million deaths as a direct result of his disastrous policies, such as the Cultural Revolution (aimed at destroying the old Chinese culture, but iin practice meant genocide against intellectuals), and the "Great Leap Forward" (a pants-on-head retarded plan aimed at industrializing China, involving 'studies' with no basis in science whatsoever)
#25 - funnyhat (07/26/2016) [-]
sounds like a good killstreak
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#22 - anthonyd (07/26/2016) [-]
Jesus...
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#21 - icedmantwo (07/26/2016) [-]
Cat says Mao.
#20 - anon (07/26/2016) [-]
No idea, actor maybe
#44 - Plus she dresses like admin 07/25/2016 on Didotle Usumupokim Rooncagrea +8
#106 - What is the one with the sprite bottle cap? I don't get it. 07/25/2016 on Random shit on my phone 99 +3
#548 - Now newfags can triforce   ▲ ▲ ▲  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2016 on Code Snippets +17
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#549 - kokanum (07/25/2016) [-]