somethings wrong my friend

What has happened? We cannot let mere problems get in the way of my goal. Tell me, what has happened?

we hate ponies and ponyfags we rage about it our jimmies are getting rustled if someone posts ponies

This is disappointing indeed. These people know my plan to uncover what is going on in the Random Board. Perhaps it was a plan of some sort. Nonetheless this is very interesting news.

want to know what happened yesterday? yesterday is a big day

Yes, i must know, maybe the events from past dates may lead to more information in which i can use to gain a foothold against those witholding other crucial information from me. Please, tell me what happened yesterday.

before that day we praise him because of his miracle rolls we thought he only speak with rolls and only have a 1 joker gif and a EFG reaction folder but he lied to us we searched his comments and found that he speaks and has a reaction folder

He? So you were tricked into thinking this person spoke with legendary rolls and a single joker gif. and one EFG reaction folder? But you realized he had lied. Not only did he have a reaction folder, he spoke with his own mind. This is a very disturbing but amazing find. But tell me, who is he?

ccosenza

My god! So you praised him, but after learning of his deceit was he thrown from the title of God of the Random Board?

i think yes

So now i know why these people are in dismay and in confusion. Does he have anything to do with this whole Dalkiek and HYOL thing i have seen about on the Random Board?

no i dont even know what the fuck is this dalkiek and hyol
i only know is hue but it doesnt anything to do with ccosenza

Hm either way knowing about ccosenza and his deceit is very intriguing. I feel there are three maybe four main groups in the Random Board. Those whobelieved in ccosenza, the Dalkiekists, and this HYOL thing, maybe HUE is just another poor adaptation of HYOL, maybe its a whole different thing.

are you fucking kidding me? HYOL is the poor adaption of HUE

yeah something like that
also we love playing games when the board is slow

Excuse me for my mistake. But now it seems both the HYOLS and HUES are waging war, or just competing for a dominant spot over the other. This is very interesting news indeed, yet i still do not know where the Dalkiekists lay. Are they only there for themselves? Do they play a part in any of this HUE, HYOL struggle?

this HYOL and dalkiekists thing is new it doesnt exist yesterday

So it seems they are both new. Maybe its best to wait and see where this leads us to. Perhaps we may find out why the HYOLS started or why the Dalkiekists worship a watermelon shitting panda. You have been a big help in my travels, but we are not done yet. There is more for us to learn but for now we wait. Let the Dalkiekists expand and see what this HYOL group is planning to do. We wait, we rest, for tomorrow, we uncover the best. That is my motto, let it guide you. Now rest up. We have a full day ahead of us. Let our travels be filled with the answers we look for.