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    JUST ONE GAME! JUST ONE GAME!
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    For A Cause For A Cause
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    Dumb Bitch Dumb Bitch
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    Not Their Bitch Not Their Bitch
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    Bachelor Frog Bachelor Frog
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#110 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 03/17/2011 on Have Mercy! -18
#126 - Doomus (03/17/2011) [-]
User avatar #132 - internetking (03/17/2011) [-]
your stupid too
#137 - mr skeltal (03/17/2011) [-]
And here we have exhibit A; "the definition of irony". Dude, you don't even know the difference between "your" and "you're". Go back to third fuckin' grade and maybe then you'll have the ability to insult someone else's intelligence.
#218 - thewhat has deleted their comment.
#171 - winkietwinkie (03/17/2011) [-]
Grammer Nazi much??
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#108 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 03/17/2011 on Have Mercy! -16
User avatar #109 - DarkBloom (03/17/2011) [-]
Are you mentally retarded, or just stupid?
#163 - mr skeltal (03/17/2011) [-]
both
#110 - americanswine (03/17/2011) [-]
#126 - Doomus (03/17/2011) [-]
User avatar #132 - internetking (03/17/2011) [-]
your stupid too
#137 - mr skeltal (03/17/2011) [-]
And here we have exhibit A; "the definition of irony". Dude, you don't even know the difference between "your" and "you're". Go back to third fuckin' grade and maybe then you'll have the ability to insult someone else's intelligence.
#218 - thewhat has deleted their comment.
#171 - winkietwinkie (03/17/2011) [-]
Grammer Nazi much??
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#102 - amidoinitrite.jpg  [+] (3 new replies) 03/17/2011 on Have Mercy! +13
#142 - ulrock (03/17/2011) [-]
NOW you're doing it right
#117 - castlewolf (03/17/2011) [-]
My friend is by my right
#105 - happygilmore (03/17/2011) [-]
#99 - Im glad the lord was able to save your iphone bro! Its nice…  [+] (12 new replies) 03/17/2011 on Have Mercy! -21
#127 - mamaduke (03/17/2011) [-]
#104 - mr skeltal (03/17/2011) [-]
stop being an ass.
#108 - americanswine (03/17/2011) [-]
User avatar #109 - DarkBloom (03/17/2011) [-]
Are you mentally retarded, or just stupid?
#163 - mr skeltal (03/17/2011) [-]
both
#110 - americanswine (03/17/2011) [-]
#126 - Doomus (03/17/2011) [-]
User avatar #132 - internetking (03/17/2011) [-]
your stupid too
#137 - mr skeltal (03/17/2011) [-]
And here we have exhibit A; "the definition of irony". Dude, you don't even know the difference between "your" and "you're". Go back to third fuckin' grade and maybe then you'll have the ability to insult someone else's intelligence.
#218 - thewhat has deleted their comment.
#171 - winkietwinkie (03/17/2011) [-]
Grammer Nazi much??
#219 - thewhat has deleted their comment.
#924 - This is great and all... But what does this have to do with Re…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2011 on MIND FUCK +3
User avatar #927 - yunoknow (03/17/2011) [-]
rebecca black ain't really a mindfuck
she's more like a soulfuck
#113 - What does that have to do with Anything?  [+] (7 new replies) 03/17/2011 on 3d tattoo comp +10
#123 - graveyardpolice (03/17/2011) [-]
#124 - graveyardpolice (03/17/2011) [-]
#137 - thatlankydude (03/17/2011) [-]
fixed
#154 - graveyardpolice (03/17/2011) [-]
#127 - mr skeltal (03/17/2011) [-]
ruined
#128 - graveyardpolice (03/17/2011) [-]
#125 - graveyardpolice (03/17/2011) [-]
#95 - Theres only so many Rebecca Black jokes you can make before th…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/17/2011 on rebecca black xo +5
#112 - anonEmouses (03/17/2011) [-]
Rebecca Black jokes are the new Black Jokes...
#109 - newmz has deleted their comment.
#192 - Ok, now these are getting repetitive. Theres about 4 Rebecca B… 03/17/2011 on Rebecca Black Friday Comp -1
#1 - Ok, now Fj is overdoing it. Shes everywhere now  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2011 on read description +3
User avatar #2 - oopsmapoops (03/16/2011) [-]
its an implied repost...
#1 - its not very noticeable 03/16/2011 on MOLE +1
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#66 - bsproductions (03/19/2011) [-]
That's a nice ban you got there..
That's a nice ban you got there..
#12 - texasred **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #62 to #12 - lolocaustic ONLINE (03/16/2011) [-]
Oh noes not the CYBER POLEES
User avatar #61 to #12 - americanswine (03/15/2011) [-]
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1813819/Japanese+Earthquake/ Why dont you use your "F.B.I" superpowers to arrest this guy. Just show up at his house and arrest him for fraud
User avatar #21 to #12 - crystalbrookenash (03/12/2011) [-]
You cant take legal action, lmfao u are not an FBI agent
hes allowed to trolololol
its his right
it sucks yeah but still
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#39 to #24 - americanswine (03/12/2011) [-]
Your so full of **** buddy. You can take your fbi dildo and shove it up your ass. It amazes me how you think thumbs will hold up in a court of law. Or even have the power to hold me in jail
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User avatar #42 to #40 - americanswine (03/12/2011) [-]
Lol the pictures going back up
#43 to #42 - texasred **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#44 to #43 - americanswine (03/12/2011) [-]
And you arent a F.B.I agent *******
User avatar #25 to #24 - crystalbrookenash (03/12/2011) [-]
how is that breaking the law, they are thumbs on a website, people say that they are going to donate money all the time, and never do, they dont go to prison, politicians do it

a lot
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#18 to #17 - americanswine (03/12/2011) [-]
Lol good luck with that, you have no case, its my freedom of speech to say whateber I want
Lol good luck with that, you have no case, its my freedom of speech to say whateber I want
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#23 to #19 - sourgrapes (03/12/2011) [-]
Pics that your an FBI agent or it didnt happen
Pics that your an FBI agent or it didnt happen
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User avatar #67 to #50 - Galante (04/05/2011) [-]
Im just gonna eavesdrop a month late and say: dude, shut the **** up and go get laid. By just reading this, I feel a little more stupid. You are not an FBI agent, and I dont have robot dinosaur buried in my yard (a lie I used when I was six to have friends over at my house). Even if you were, you cant expect a lame picture that says FBI Academy to be valid proof.
So seriously, just for the sake of everyone here on funnyjunk, if you're going to go all FBI on other peoples asses because they "lied" (another important point: stop being a little bitch), do it at home with your imaginary friends, Charlie and Godofredo.

I leave with that, officer. I hope you do not feel offended, or confused as to why I am replying at such times.

Good day, sir
#52 to #50 - sourgrapes (03/13/2011) [-]
LOL DONT CARE
LOL DONT CARE
#53 to #52 - texasred **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#57 to #53 - americanswine (03/13/2011) [-]
Uh oh hes getting mad bro! Watch out he can legally hold you in a maximum security prison!! Hopefully that comment doesnt reach 500 thumbs or its a federal case
#60 to #57 - texasred **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#59 to #57 - sourgrapes (03/13/2011) [-]
Dont worry... I can handle this....
Dont worry... I can handle this....
#56 to #53 - sourgrapes (03/13/2011) [-]
<- Where this conversation is going
<- Where this conversation is going
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User avatar #32 to #26 - sourgrapes (03/12/2011) [-]
What case would you be thrown off of? And why do you spend your time on FUNNYJUNK instead of solving crimes out in the real world? You seem to be committing a greater crime than the person you're trying to prosecute am i right?
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#45 to #22 - americanswine (03/12/2011) [-]
I think Ill just tell everyone how awesome I am. I'd like to see you arrest me
I think Ill just tell everyone how awesome I am. I'd like to see you arrest me
#46 to #45 - texasred **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#47 to #46 - americanswine (03/12/2011) [-]
You are so full of **** its not even funny. Go back to your trailerpark dildo
User avatar #28 to #22 - sourgrapes (03/12/2011) [-]
LOL i love how this is only illegal once it hits front page
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#31 to #30 - sourgrapes (03/12/2011) [-]
I Swear To God i will send out a check to Japan for 1 billion dollars.. dam, would be horrible if an FBI agent were in this thread and if i didnt delivar he would throw me in the slammer
#33 to #31 - texasred **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #34 to #33 - sourgrapes (03/12/2011) [-]
ok ill donate to red cross foundation. i promise
#36 to #34 - texasred **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#49 to #36 - americanswine (03/12/2011) [-]
Apprehend my foot into your ass
User avatar #38 to #36 - sourgrapes (03/12/2011) [-]
yeah, i swore to god that i would,
gods not real
i swore to nobody that i would donate,
?????
Profit?
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User avatar #63 to #37 - Mintberrycrunsh ONLINE (03/16/2011) [-]
I will prove to you and everyone else that you are no FBI agent, or worker or whatever you claim to be.

1. Your so called "proof" that you are in fact a FBI agent.

I highly doubt that this is an original FBI shirt. And even if it is, there are many points that speak against your claim of posessing it. first of, you could have gotten this picture from anywhere, so noone can believe its yours...
Secound: Do you kn ow by which means FBI agents can see, that someone is lying? The person, who is lying, is obviously aware, that he or she is lying, but never the less, tries to convince the opponent, that the lie is the truth. So the lyer tries to repeat the lie and put as much detail in it as posible to be as convincing as possible.
User avatar #64 to #63 - Mintberrycrunsh ONLINE (03/16/2011) [-]
So I think your lying.

2. Why do you make this a public matter?
If you realy were an FBI agent you wouldn't tell people on the internet, especialy not in an open forum/thread. And besides, if you realy wouldt warn americanswine, that if he keeps this up he is going to be arrested (!freedom of speech for him, so you have no legal approach!) you would tell him in private, via mail or personal message, NOT through comments.

And 3.

I very highly doubt that an FBI agent would start a flame war, because of virtual thumbs, and the fact that he definetly is an FBI agent on an open website.

You, Sir, are a fraud. And please, stop making a fool out of yourself through bitching about the "fact", that you are an FBI agent.
User avatar #65 to #64 - Mintberrycrunsh ONLINE (03/16/2011) [-]
It realy puts the FBI in a bad light.

And to americanswine:

Stop overreacting to every single bit of sstupid post. I hear you man but please, stop, or the flame wars will continue....

have a nice day
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User avatar #11 - Totaler (03/10/2011) [-]
you bitch about my Pokemon avatar, and your only picture, is about Pokemon, you really ARE stupid
#9 - mr skeltal (03/08/2011) [-]
Obese American
User avatar #10 to #9 - americanswine (03/08/2011) [-]
Jealous much?
#8 - mr skeltal (03/08/2011) [-]
Incredibly gay
#7 - mr skeltal (03/08/2011) [-]
You're a fag
User avatar #6 - CallMeMrMichael (03/08/2011) [-]
i got one thing to say
DAAAAAAAMN
User avatar #5 - MrZero (03/08/2011) [-]
i have come here to bring you a message.
User avatar #3 - kaptaink (03/06/2011) [-]
is that actually u?
User avatar #4 to #3 - kaptaink (03/06/2011) [-]
in the just one game pic?
User avatar #2 - bsproductions (03/05/2011) [-]
Don't bite your cartridge, what if it breaks? D:
I want it..
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