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Date Signed Up:6/06/2013
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#125 - Y-you too, Admin. 02/17/2015 on How old are you? 0
#47 - You too. Wait no! 12/17/2014 on Autism +6
#307 - Shall I go and get one of the Hebrew women to nurse the baby for you? 08/05/2014 on Well... shit 0
#265 - It wouldn't have been fair, as he could destroy Earth by accident. 07/29/2014 on Who would you choose? 0
#131 - Diamonds bitch! And soooooo much meth. 07/25/2014 on How to pronounce this? 0
#52 - Who the **** puts clothing on a manatee? That's just wrong.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2014 on Long but Landwhale +3
User avatar #66 - klokwork (07/24/2014) [-]
*hashtag* animal abuse
#9 - The massacre was an illusion made by his friend.  [+] (7 new replies) 07/12/2014 on D&D Stories #2 +37
#11 - angelusprimus (07/12/2014) [-]
However you look at it, this is not an example of a cool shit happening, becasue its not a story, this is either an example of 1: Bad GMing or 2: loser character wank
1: The DM spent 80% of time on one character. Character was stupidly OP.
Look at the amount of shit that happens while the other players are sitting holding their dicks. That makes people quit the game and never come back, because its an obvious GM pet situation where GM's friend does whatever the fuck he wants and others have to follow the line, and he gets almost all the play time.
2: He was a loser wanting to play Paladin (without understanding paladins at all) in a chaotic evil campaign, and when other players laughed him off he went home and wrote a "my character is super duper better then anyone and yours are a poopyheads" wank.
This is what I think really happened. After in game one of the other characters spit on him, he took his shit and went home and wrote this crap.

And I don't know what kind of rules you guys use, but mid level illusionist doesn't have a FRACTION of a power needed to do a massive illusion like that.
And how does he completely play paladin wrong?
1: Paladins do not do "lesser evil". EVER. Paladins do not kill children to prevent others from doing worse. Paladin would take children and get himself killed trying to save them.
2: Paladins do not do atrocities in the name of "greater good". That causes them to fall.
This is fun to read. But this wank has nothing to do with a good roleplay, and players like that usually stop being invited to play.
#13 - shredmaster (07/12/2014) [-]
your taking this way too seriously.
#14 - shredmaster (07/12/2014) [-]
Oh my Christ, really? your* Fuck me.
User avatar #15 - masdercheef (07/12/2014) [-]
uhh, want to try that again?
#16 - shredmaster (07/13/2014) [-]
your
#17 - shredmaster (07/13/2014) [-]
Is this real
User avatar #12 - xxhadesflamesxx (07/12/2014) [-]
look its a story on 4chan so for all we know it could be fake anyway
#4722 - **amazingunicorn rolls 882,557,945** 07/10/2014 on Roll for Red Text 0
#152 - But what about Canada and Mexico?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on *insert brofist here* 0
User avatar #153 - damping (07/07/2014) [-]
Those are called Canadians and Mexicans. They are both also North Americans.
#48 - America, not U.S.  [+] (8 new replies) 07/03/2014 on *insert brofist here* -3
User avatar #56 - damping (07/03/2014) [-]
Sorry, America means the US in English. In fact only Spanish and Portuguese speakers consider the Americas to be one continent.
#152 - amazingunicorn (07/06/2014) [-]
But what about Canada and Mexico?
User avatar #153 - damping (07/07/2014) [-]
Those are called Canadians and Mexicans. They are both also North Americans.
User avatar #146 - ibangbabys (07/03/2014) [-]
I speak spanish and we call it Estados Unidos
#119 - tjocksnorris (07/03/2014) [-]
But America is a continent
User avatar #132 - damping (07/03/2014) [-]
Nope. Most of the world teaches it as North America and South America.
#66 - anonymous (07/03/2014) [-]
Did you ever consider that he's from a spanish or portugese speaking country?
User avatar #106 - damping (07/03/2014) [-]
Then why is he correcting me on an English speaking website?
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User avatar #1 - ubisoft (05/01/2014) [-]
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