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Age: 28
Date Signed Up:10/29/2010
Last Login:12/22/2012
Location:Bathed in the sterile glow of my monitor
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#2 - I disagree... this would be the moment. 06/30/2011 on Two Awesome 0
#93 - Picture 06/24/2011 on Beating a dead horse 0
#52 - Oh goddamnit #1 A Kind of Magic - Queen #2 We are Se… 06/24/2011 on Zombies apocolypse playlist +1
#5 - 1 is ass fucking 2 2 is ass fucking 3 3 is giving 4 a bj. 06/24/2011 on Rule 34 Leave it alone 0
#6 - CREDIT TO CRACKED. 06/24/2011 on tats 0
#1 - Picture 06/23/2011 on Full Retard 0
#32 - Why isn't this on the goddamn front page! 06/20/2011 on Lord of the Summerfags +4
#11 - Heil Spellcheck! 06/07/2011 on So fucking true +1
#1157 -   ▲  ▲ ▲ 06/07/2011 on I can haz triforce! -1
#57 - Agreed. I am sick of little newfags thinking they're 'original…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/02/2011 on Planking +6
#61 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2011) [-]
the original joke was: "it's over 8000", GTFO hypocrite!
#63 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2011) [-]
How could the original joke be over 8000 if vegeta never said over 8000 in the anime? They changed it to over 9000 because of his mouth movements, and when someone came up with the joke they took it off the anime so get your facts right before you try to be a smartass.
#67 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2011) [-]
actually that stuff aired in japan waay before it was dubbed, and in japanese version he says its over 8000, thats where the original comes from, the americans might've discovered the joke same way as about every kid discovers the floor is lava game and stuff, but the original is the one discovered first...
#70 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2011) [-]
Dude the joke wasnt translated from japanese to english, IM ON ABOUT THE JOKE NOT THE ANIME! THE JOKE WAS MADE MY AN ENGLISH SPEAKING PERSON!
#58 - passief (06/02/2011) [-]
#35 - Picture 06/02/2011 on The Game Is Over +11
#56 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 06/02/2011 on emma is not amused +39
#70 - rjake (06/02/2011) [-]
#67 - hornyharris (06/02/2011) [-]
#92 - lilpurp (06/02/2011) [-]
#5 - it is, the people calling it 'planking' are just retarded. 05/18/2011 on List of Unusual Deaths 2010s +5
#46 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2011 on CD Erasing +38
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#98 - Picture 04/27/2011 on Not all religious people... +6
#281 - much more elegant. 04/27/2011 on Offensive Jokes 3 +3
#62 - neon genesis evangelion. the characters are asuka and shinji 04/18/2011 on TASTE +1
#58 - if you've seen the series, this is HILARIOUS.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/18/2011 on TASTE +2
User avatar #59 - Chaosknight (04/18/2011) [-]
So what is the series.
User avatar #62 - amandaterasu (04/18/2011) [-]
neon genesis evangelion. the characters are asuka and shinji
#126 - lol 04/15/2011 on Internet Explorer 0
#3 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2011 on in god we trust +21
#149 - fuzzy (04/06/2011) [-]
here i am.






rock me like a hurricane.
#3 - did you paint these on, make them, or purchase them? because i…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2011 on 8bit Pantyhose +3
#4 - N. Korean citizen (04/06/2011) [-]
It' s from reddit.
#3 - Putin is fuckin' sexy. 04/06/2011 on Soviet Russia AlwaysWin 0
#12 - Picture 04/04/2011 on Spoonachos 0
#4 - Picture 04/04/2011 on bro wut 0
#7 - Get the Fuck Out. 04/03/2011 on Get out -3
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User avatar #42 - redwolfradolf (04/02/2012) [-]
You really are a dick to furries aren't you?
#40 - lordmoldywart ONLINE Comment deleted by amandaterasu [-]
User avatar #41 to #40 - amandaterasu (04/01/2012) [-]
I suggest you get more education on the subject yourself, and stop spreading hate speech.
User avatar #39 - DonQuixote (02/24/2012) [-]
sooo... Any chance you can be persuaded to post some self shots in the nsfw? Just read "dear ladies" again, and I'm just as amazed as I was the first time. I'm very much hoping you don't have a boyfriend, fiance, husband, or fetus.
User avatar #33 - zapnfry (02/15/2012) [-]
I will not glorify it with a long speech, so here it is. I don't like you. You are dumb, and your stupidity frustrates me. Please leave.
#34 to #33 - amandaterasu (02/15/2012) [-]
Dude, what crawled up your ass and died.
Dude, what crawled up your ass and died.
#35 to #34 - zapnfry (02/15/2012) [-]
Thank you for replying to me first out of all the other hate speech below. Maybe I don't have the right taste for your humor and your posts. But I would like to know why you went on a hate spree for furrys
User avatar #36 to #35 - amandaterasu (02/15/2012) [-]
Oh goodness, I lost a bet with one of my friends, so I had to do something that would earn me red toenail clippings. Putting a bunch of "Yiff in hell furLamar Smiths" images on furry content was the specific thing he chose. I'm actually friends with a number of furries, and can appreciate the culture, though I'm not attracted to it myself. ^^
#37 to #36 - zapnfry (02/15/2012) [-]
Well, I may have jumped ahead of myself. Keep on postin, stay fresh.
Well, I may have jumped ahead of myself. Keep on postin, stay fresh.
User avatar #24 - Vegetaftfw (12/15/2010) [-]
Get over yourself.

Basically, all that you told us is that you're a fat slut that'll fuck anyone who doesn't piss you off.

Close your legs and get some self-respect.
#25 to #24 - N. Korean citizen (12/15/2010) [-]
Your Post makes 100% sense, especially #3
Please give us more, Dont mine VegetaFTFW,
His comics are shit anywho.
User avatar #26 to #25 - Vegetaftfw (12/15/2010) [-]
*Her

I don't even make comics, idiot.

I like how you have to log out to stand up for her. Chances are you're a ugly little faggot that always gets friend zoned.
User avatar #30 to #26 - quiggles (12/16/2010) [-]
he was supporting you dumbass
#31 to #30 - Vegetaftfw (12/16/2010) [-]
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No, he was supporting her. Read his comment again.
#32 to #31 - N. Korean citizen (01/03/2011) [-]
lol-ed. stupid 'white knight' anon rooting for the whore.
User avatar #29 to #26 - Ordnance (12/16/2010) [-]
lol
User avatar #18 - ArcaciaStrain (12/15/2010) [-]
Love the rant, really, Despite it taking me a few lines in to realize you're a girl (hahah, sorry, I don't generally look at the user names)
Ideas for more: Womanizing men, and that one creepy person who follows you around as soon as you do one nice thing for/towards them

Hope for more :)
#16 - N. Korean citizen (12/15/2010) [-]
Thank you so much for categorising every single girl with your stupid idiotic post about your stupid irrelevant opinions.
How about, instead of going on FUNNYjunk to rage and rant on about pointless shit, you go to your little facebook account and rant on there.
Also, you neglected to mention the amount of shit guys manage to do to shut a girl down.
"Back to the kitchen"
Yeah, it was funny at first, and now? It's ridiculous, it's not a joke anymore.
I have never put a guy in this so called "Friend zone" but if I should, I shouldn't get shit from you, some girls and a billion guys about how terrible a person I am.
You don't know every single girl so stop fucking grouping us together.
#19 to #16 - N. Korean citizen (12/15/2010) [-]
No one ever said you had to read it.
#20 to #19 - N. Korean citizen (12/15/2010) [-]
Yeah but I did, and it's not funny or correct
#22 to #20 - N. Korean citizen (12/15/2010) [-]
Grow up dude. It's the internet. Anything and everything is posted including what others think.
User avatar #15 - MrJacksEnigma (12/15/2010) [-]
So, umm, that is the best explanation of what is wrong with girls that i have ever seen. And to all the pissy people that thinks she has a hatred of women, she CLEARLY states in the post that she is bisexual. just as well, if you replace a few words, phrases, and sentences, it is almost the exact same thing as guys do. Think about it before you get pissed at someone for dating the truth.

Bring on the hate people. my inbox is ready
#23 to #15 - N. Korean citizen (12/15/2010) [-]
No hate from me. I agree.
User avatar #14 - TheStranger (12/15/2010) [-]
"Dear Ladies" was absolutely amazing. Thank you, it made my day (though technically it's 1 am, so the day just started... eh, fuck technicalities)
#13 - KisukeUrahara (12/15/2010) [-]
First off, I fucking loved you frontpage post &quot;Dear Ladies&quot;. I'm a guy, and I'm sure I'll be telling a few bitches just what the fuck they've done to me. Your post was truly eyeopening. And second, I love your username. :D (If it refers to Naruto especially, it's even more awesome.) Hit me up with a friend request if you wish. :3
First off, I fucking loved you frontpage post "Dear Ladies". I'm a guy, and I'm sure I'll be telling a few bitches just what the fuck they've done to me. Your post was truly eyeopening. And second, I love your username. :D (If it refers to Naruto especially, it's even more awesome.) Hit me up with a friend request if you wish. :3
User avatar #6 - Lintutu (12/15/2010) [-]
your username.... Have you ever played Okami? Amaterasu :D
User avatar #5 - CrazyRush (12/15/2010) [-]
big tits you say? (ps i cant post pics i had the best one)
#3 - IVIasterSix (12/15/2010) [-]
you are a horrid person. I'm sorry to be rude, but seriously. no one is a relationship expert, as everyone does things different. it's ridiculous to say "only talk to the guy you have sex with. otherwise, you're a stupid spoiled whore." As a psychologist in training, the fact that you even made this rant means you have had an experience where you were in the friend zone, and didn't want to be. Also from the fact that you call girls who talk to multiple males "cum dumpsters" means you most likely are extremely envious of girls for having so many suitors. You also probably have only a handful of female friends, and only one male friend, if any. I mean, I sure as fuck wouldn't date a rant-prone whore like you.

BACK
TO
THE
KITCHEN
#12 to #3 - N. Korean citizen (12/15/2010) [-]
I agree with this guy. Your rant was fucking stupid. The only reason why it got so many thumbs is because, funnyjunk is full off lots of young boys who expeirance 'the friend zone'. They don't really know what loving a girl is like. They're young.
#8 to #3 - DonQuixote (12/15/2010) [-]
thats you. aaaand, btw, i would love to take this young woman out on a date. i, as an intellegent young man, find her confidence and unapologetic embrace of a harsh, blunt reality to be both refreshing and highly attractive.
User avatar #28 to #8 - IVIasterSix (12/15/2010) [-]
you may love this girl that fulfills your dominatrix fetish, I seem to belive she'd only talk to one man: the one she fucks. this creates the illusion she is loyal, but just means her lips are tighter than her cunt.
User avatar #21 to #8 - Yaen (12/15/2010) [-]
Why would you want to date her? She's admitted that she's fat and not attractive, and she has a vulgar bitchy attitude. Not to mention she would probably dump you after two weeks and fuck all of your friends on first date.
User avatar #9 to #8 - Deavas (12/15/2010) [-]
it was the line "big tits and sexy porn star nipples" wasnt it ',:)
#17 to #9 - N. Korean citizen (12/15/2010) [-]
well done, walk all over women
User avatar #10 to #9 - DonQuixote (12/15/2010) [-]
well, it wasnt that entirely, but that line didnt hurt. :)
#7 to #3 - AxFUNNYxKITTY (12/15/2010) [-]
hahahahaha lmao
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#1 - Nullifier (12/14/2010) [-]
you're bi?
thats cool. i have a bi friend. also my other friend's dad is dating a bisexual person. i find it a bit creepy, but i have nothing against bis. seems cool.
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