DEUS VULT

Good boy!

Deus vult
wait what.

Ty, now we're one step closer to purge muslims out of holy whit man's ground.

But wait.
During the dark ages wizard and witches would git kill, so if u dun fuk a hole b4 u 30 u ded.

They only killed witches. Wizards were very honorable and everyone told tales of them.

Actually no.
anything related to magic was demonic.

What about Meril from Sword in the Stone?
Kings used to hire Wizards and showered them in gold all the time

Guess it depends on where they from.
because here they put in cage and down a well.

Oh well...
I really dont know what happens to them in Lithuania, cuz we were Pagan until Wizards went exitinct.

we were in union with denmark around that time and i think they were like oh god lordy kill those who don't believe in da lord.

Lel, even in the dark ages people wanted to kill fedora lovers.

hmmm.
we should actually go back.

i thought the number one was gonna be starcraft tbh

I knew most of em except news bs.

I see you're quite well informed on your master chefs!

Ayy

Lute er OP :o

Men Marisa beste FE8 waifu

er bare paa chapter 4,5,6 elns.

Ah. Kom deg til Marisa.

If you buy the collector edition you get the giant ship.

Whaddya mean you get the giant ship?
As in a model ship?

yeah like tiny lil ****** .

Oh lel
I thought it was like an ingame item or smthg

nono
also 2/5 Laso campaigns down only halo 4,ce and 2 to go.
i still don't know why i haven't killed myself yet.

There there m8
stay strong
do it for the master chef Gordon Ramsay

everytim one of me friends dies.

thank god i ain't soloing it because there ain't no checkpoints so if i die at the end i have to do the whole **** again.
well there's checkpoints but to make it work i have to save and quit game as soon as i die.

Holy **** ...

it ain't as bad as it sounds i thought i would never make it but some of the maps we took faster then without any sskulls.

I would if i had money

hail the booty

noep

Realized.

Lel all the butthurt in the comments.

but le doom dood le father of le mastur chef

Le son beat le fatr

le nooooo

happy birthday that was a few days ago?

Lel, thanks dood
how you doin?

searching for job, ****** up alot since i just found out i had a job interview a month ago.
and ofc waiting for halo 5 guardians so i can buy mgs5

Lel, u dum ***** . Good luck finding the job tho.

I am waiting for my new RAM to arrive to play MGSV. Havent played any MGS game before, tried to check out some more about the lore on the internet. The more I check, the less I understood, srsly, I dont understand a single thing, but there are giant robots, so that's cool

i am just wasting my time watching bad horror movies while i search
kinda same with me all i know is that it's this one badass beard.

Oh boi, what movies in particular?

Yeah.... there's so many snakes... There's like Solidus Snake, Solid Snake, Liquid Snake, Naked Snake, Big Boss. And they all look almost identically, but they're not the same people...

atm tryna watch the resident evil movies.

i bet his snake is pretty big.

Oh, I c, never watched them...

And it's pretty solid... because of Quiet

they're ...meh

Oh oki...
Well, gonna go to slop now, cya later

amamiya

fant youtube videon din

I'm not 100% sure about tha but you'll need 3 keys to enter the dlc's ofc only one per dlc.
if you donc't get them in the bag after buying sotfs you'll have to find the keys.
locations for dlc's are 1st dlc. Room after beating the rotten.
dlc 2 room after beating the old iron king.
3rd dlc is that tiny room you'll be able to get after getting them dunno fire name.
hope that answered something.

Sadly i have forgotten the locations for the keys.

Damn, I guess ill have to look up key locations if I can't find them after awhile.

I just putted spoiler if you want to search for the keys yourself.

First

It is a little difficult to find the first key or the Dragon Talon, it can be found under Majula in a old room which is full of treasure chests. You need to start with a mysterious doorway and go down to the second bonfire from the ledges from the Black Gulch. You will reach a cave containing two giants, when you kill these giants you will get the Antiquated Key (corrected: The Forgotten Key) to open the door below Majula. You will find the Talon at the corpse when you enter the doorway.
Second
Look for the Heavy Iron Key in the fire salamander pit under the Forest of Fallen Giants. Use the Antiquated Key which you found earlier or go down from the bonfire along with the Silvercat Ring. You will have to go deep within the cave to find this key near a corpse. When you reach a fire salamander you will get the Rebel's Greatshield from the same corpse where you got the key.
third
Near Drangleic Castle's first bonfire you will find a corpse near the door that you will pass. Finding this key will be the most easiest of all the three DLC keys in Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin.

gj man.
was he fat or skeletor like facetiousrunner
also had a weeb in muh class last year so i broke his legs while we were having football in gym.
also after not giving any ***** about wod i finally kinda stepped up with getting 5/13 in hfc with **** gear and ofc as a warrior luck is not stronk, only one item but bis feet.

Fat weeb that looked like he got membership cause he wanted to change his lifestyle, but ye, soon his knees and ankle will be damaged, he put 60 kg and squated with that with reallly really bad form.

Mfw people with no experience doesn't even ask for a personal trainer, sure it costs abit extra but it's better then getting no gains at all.
also how did he squat? Was his knees infront of toes?

His back was at an arc, the bar was higher up on his neck, his legs werent spread out wide enough, he would use hisbcalves to help push it up, which was whyvhe bragged to his other weeb friend about pushing 60kg.

I always spread my legs like if i was gonna take a huge **** .

Exactly. One of his knees was vending inwards, he was telling his weeb friend/minion that that's how you do squats, so his mates did it too, then they talked about how they werent gonna skip leg days and **** and be a stereotype.

or just watch a video and look it up. Not that hard


also you will never see me squating i have a bad hip yo

well best option is personal trainer but jewtube vids works just fine.

they at least give you an idea, better than nothing

Sure but still a chance to **** up if you'rre retarded.

it's like ds1 it's **** without the dlc's
ivory king dlc has the best boss fight in the dork souls series.

Also try to do it all without help from jewtube like 70% of the plauers does.

But the best option is to get a used ps3 and demon's souls so you can actually play a souls game that doesn't suck.

Well that's a bit more expensive than just upgrading to shill of the first shill

Did you get it?

Got it for nugad
Tried getting it for myself, but the payment died for some reason.

100 m in 11 sec, id say i kinda run.

I wanted to see how you react ehehehe.

please don't try don't do,
i have problems with getting angry for no reason and it costs alot of money.

I have anger issues too.

Do i die if i take 4 scoops with creatin at once instead of one during breakfast then lunch then dinner then evening meal?

Um tbh you inly take 3 grams for the first 3 days then you take small amounts after those three days,

Probs not but you would get a **** ton of headaches.

Wow. I can run 3 km in 15 mins thiugh im aining for 12 mins.

Im not much of a sprinter though i think last time i ran 100 m i did it im 13 or 14 seconds.

If i remember corectly my record on 3 km is 10 or 11 min.
i normally don't do **** like that but ill do anything to have tje best grade in class.

3 km in 10 mins be like 18 kmph. Is no lie? If not. Wow.

***** ill do anything for grades.
You know when you really tired and when you swallow you get the taste of blood, had that rest of the day tho.

Wow. Your legs hurt?

I starting gym again. Was struggling on 50 kg and i was like, "wait, i use to do 70 kg" so i did 10 reps with ease then moved to 60

I couldn't do **** the day after.
tho i can't do **** like this anymore since i got myself pretty fat or up in weight not really fat yet.
i was 67 kg when i did it and now i'm 82 ish.
i would have to play football or something to be able to do this **** again.

I went to gym last saturday, i got down to 70 kg
but on pull ups i do biceps 6 reps with 15 kg on me can do 20 but right after doing pull ups i went to do 6 reps of dips then back do biceps 4 times.
also been planing on doing a full strenght workout in my ghetto gym which means ofc max weight 3 reps 10 sets foe every part on my body.
also i should start to use creatin again.
but ***** imposible to remember.

Remeber creatibe nonohydrate if you dont want ****** up body.

82 ish. You are also 6'5.

Im starting to do pistol squats, soon i will do weighted pistol squats.

6.5 as in?

Also i have used creatin for about a year not everyday but started with it around a year ago i know what i buy.

6'5 be 195 cm

Hoorah for creatine, my mate didnt drink lots of wster with it. He would mix it in a small amount of water abd drink it as if shots. He wo dered why he had headaches.

Where did you get that i'm 195 from?

Cause you from europe and every cubt their a tall cunt.

i'm only about 185 man.

Il 165cm everycunt taller than me. Thats still tall to me.

Muahahahaha

removing me won't make you taller bruh.
i thought you were more like 179 ish.

Nah, 169 cm to ne exact.i m short but atlesst i aint 160.

normally i block people when they remove me but man you 2cool.
also i think jettom is shorter than you.

165? hahahaha ******* midget.

I'm 172cm you spock.

haha midgets.

M8 i kno

m8 i don't even listen to metal ye kno.

Well dere's your problum den

Nah not really m8.

but do u kno what's my main goal?

You want me to fly down to you and fist yo ass so hard you won't walk anymore.

Oh bby, pls do ;)

You won't æike it.

Yeah, I will like it instead

She does pron

Hooooh boy

That was fast

Also i lied dunno who she is.

I'm always fast when it comes to sex....
;___________;

Kek

so watchu doing bby?

Kan kanskje det, er litt usikker på bussen pga de bytter tider og kommer bare annen hver time.
jobber du imorgen?

Lurte på om jeg skulle jobbe lenge i morra. Kom på tirsdag istedet. Da er jeg ikke på jobb til 7.

look at this neat combo you'll never be able to make.

It doesn't look that complicated, all you need to do is sell your soul to Mundus or become japanese

id have to sell my soul to mundus because i prefer to have a big penis and not being a weak lil faggot.

Det kan jeg sikkert møter dere på Oslo s?

Tenkte mer Skoppum, være her over helga. Anon er her til Søndag.

Ehh kan være noen problemer der har en kamerat som fyller 20 på lørdag og skal feire det da såklart.

Tar du med PC'n kan vi prøve å få liv i den