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#15 - A ************** channel would be awesome 07/10/2012 on Dexter Comp Part 1 0
#812 - These are actually pretty good points! 1.) However, y…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2012 on Superman loses. 0
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#815 - metajunky (07/07/2012) [-]
wow i am happy you replied i love these kind of debates

1) it is not faulty at all. goku has shown no feats comparable to supermans level of strength. the best physical level of strength goku has shown was punching people through plateaus

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/6/60228/173supermanliftingstrength3super_super.jpg

superman has moved planets and stuff. no comparison

http://rikdad.blogspot.com/2009/04/how-strong-is-superman.html

this guy calculated what a fly would be like to superman. what did he find? based on that feat, to be considered a fly to superman you have to move A MOUNTAIN RANGE. JUST TO BE A FLY!

how does goku fair against that?

media.comicvine.com/uploads/6/60614/1152904-db_v36_106_super.gif

he needs to use ss to just lift 40 tons. and to the kais it was impressive. yep that previous comparison was wrong. it is like an ant vs brock lesnar instead

2) now you are aware of superman are you? FAR more people are familiar with superman than goku. and one of his qualities that people recognize, among his sense of justice and his desire to do good, is that he does not give up

and i have no idea where your next point is going. so because you are a martial artist you are now going to magically know an opponents weakness? so goku is going to use his scientific knowlede to figure out in the few nanoseconds he has before superman punches him at faster than light speeds that a) this guy is powered by yellow sunlights and b) red sunlight slowly takes this away? oh and this is GOKU we are talking about

3) the nightcrawler comparison was to show how IT is not all that is cracked up to be. it is just teleporting and the comparison was to show how teleporting does not actually make you fast, otherwise nightcrawler is faster than silver surfer or iron man

researching supermans abilities will show you that is fight is not fair for either of them really
#811 - I'm sorry to hear my attempt at humor in that comment failed. …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2012 on Superman loses. 0
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#813 - awesomenessdefined (07/07/2012) [-]
No, i'm right. But hey believe what you want to believe. Whatever lets you sleep at night.
#111 - Lol, oh well. In all honesty, it's not like Americans are know… 07/07/2012 on Aww Yeah Merica' 0
#809 - Yeah, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say you've never t…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/07/2012 on Superman loses. 0
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#810 - awesomenessdefined (07/07/2012) [-]
I don't see what the huge confusion is. In comment #577 you made it sound like superman didn't stand a chance, and I was with you up till them, but that pissed me off. Then you made this a discussion and I had to go along with it. I'm out, this is annoying now.
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#811 - amaleplatypus (07/07/2012) [-]
I'm sorry to hear my attempt at humor in that comment failed. But you do realize, even if it was as you say... you're still wrong, right?


Good night to you sir, and if you ever get in legal trouble I recommend you don't represent yourself.
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#813 - awesomenessdefined (07/07/2012) [-]
No, i'm right. But hey believe what you want to believe. Whatever lets you sleep at night.
#28 - This is probably from something like "The Onion." An… 07/06/2012 on Wait... What? 0
#630 - Last sentence of first post: "I'm obviously pretty biased…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/06/2012 on Superman loses. 0
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#693 - awesomenessdefined (07/06/2012) [-]
yeah, i knew about that, I was referring to something else you said.
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#809 - amaleplatypus (07/07/2012) [-]
Yeah, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say you've never taken a debate class or anything? If I take time to point something like that out in a statement, you can't just focus on one part and expect to be right.


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#810 - awesomenessdefined (07/07/2012) [-]
I don't see what the huge confusion is. In comment #577 you made it sound like superman didn't stand a chance, and I was with you up till them, but that pissed me off. Then you made this a discussion and I had to go along with it. I'm out, this is annoying now.
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#811 - amaleplatypus (07/07/2012) [-]
I'm sorry to hear my attempt at humor in that comment failed. But you do realize, even if it was as you say... you're still wrong, right?


Good night to you sir, and if you ever get in legal trouble I recommend you don't represent yourself.
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#813 - awesomenessdefined (07/07/2012) [-]
No, i'm right. But hey believe what you want to believe. Whatever lets you sleep at night.
#50 - I wanna know how old that poster was. I'm pretty sure every li…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/06/2012 on Aww Yeah Merica' +2
#60 - anon (07/06/2012) [-]
yeah. but op was such a fag that the censored the names
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#111 - amaleplatypus (07/07/2012) [-]
Lol, oh well. In all honesty, it's not like Americans are known for being the smartest bunch. But every country has their fair share of morons
#626 - Oh, I guess you didn't read all of my first post? I said that …  [+] (10 new replies) 07/06/2012 on Superman loses. 0
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#628 - awesomenessdefined (07/06/2012) [-]
quote "Goku will just teleport his bitch ass to the land of the dead and then go home"
You tell me what that sounds like.
#664 - anon (07/06/2012) [-]
Okay, Instant Transmission would have to be faster than light. Because Goku has travled to New Namek before using Instant Transmission, and we can assume that New Namek is extreamly far away, so logically in the show Instant Transmission would have to be faster than light to move from planet to planet.
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#689 - awesomenessdefined (07/06/2012) [-]
That my friend is what we call breaking continuity, and I knew about that beforehand.
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#727 - zatchattack (07/06/2012) [-]
Fair enough. I just thought I'd give my two cents on the matter. And Dragon ball Z is a long series, so there's going to be so inconcinnities.
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#630 - amaleplatypus (07/06/2012) [-]
Last sentence of first post: "I'm obviously pretty biased here, but I want to point out this would in no way be a landslide. Goku would probably get his ass demolished for a good portion of the fight. But in the end, he's gonna win. "
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#693 - awesomenessdefined (07/06/2012) [-]
yeah, i knew about that, I was referring to something else you said.
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#809 - amaleplatypus (07/07/2012) [-]
Yeah, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say you've never taken a debate class or anything? If I take time to point something like that out in a statement, you can't just focus on one part and expect to be right.


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#810 - awesomenessdefined (07/07/2012) [-]
I don't see what the huge confusion is. In comment #577 you made it sound like superman didn't stand a chance, and I was with you up till them, but that pissed me off. Then you made this a discussion and I had to go along with it. I'm out, this is annoying now.
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#811 - amaleplatypus (07/07/2012) [-]
I'm sorry to hear my attempt at humor in that comment failed. But you do realize, even if it was as you say... you're still wrong, right?


Good night to you sir, and if you ever get in legal trouble I recommend you don't represent yourself.
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#813 - awesomenessdefined (07/07/2012) [-]
No, i'm right. But hey believe what you want to believe. Whatever lets you sleep at night.
#614 - I don't think Superman would just let him, but do you honestly…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/06/2012 on Superman loses. 0
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#620 - awesomenessdefined (07/06/2012) [-]
I believe Goku would win, but the way you make it sound is like saying Superman wouldn't last a second. It would be an awesome fight and pretty even too. And Instant transmission is not a teleport, it's a way to move from one place to another at lightspeed.
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#626 - amaleplatypus (07/06/2012) [-]
Oh, I guess you didn't read all of my first post? I said that Goku would come out on top, but that Superman would beat his ass for a good portion of the fight.


Haha, that's what I get for typing too much I guess.
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#628 - awesomenessdefined (07/06/2012) [-]
quote "Goku will just teleport his bitch ass to the land of the dead and then go home"
You tell me what that sounds like.
#664 - anon (07/06/2012) [-]
Okay, Instant Transmission would have to be faster than light. Because Goku has travled to New Namek before using Instant Transmission, and we can assume that New Namek is extreamly far away, so logically in the show Instant Transmission would have to be faster than light to move from planet to planet.
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#689 - awesomenessdefined (07/06/2012) [-]
That my friend is what we call breaking continuity, and I knew about that beforehand.
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#727 - zatchattack (07/06/2012) [-]
Fair enough. I just thought I'd give my two cents on the matter. And Dragon ball Z is a long series, so there's going to be so inconcinnities.
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#630 - amaleplatypus (07/06/2012) [-]
Last sentence of first post: "I'm obviously pretty biased here, but I want to point out this would in no way be a landslide. Goku would probably get his ass demolished for a good portion of the fight. But in the end, he's gonna win. "
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#693 - awesomenessdefined (07/06/2012) [-]
yeah, i knew about that, I was referring to something else you said.
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#809 - amaleplatypus (07/07/2012) [-]
Yeah, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say you've never taken a debate class or anything? If I take time to point something like that out in a statement, you can't just focus on one part and expect to be right.


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#810 - awesomenessdefined (07/07/2012) [-]
I don't see what the huge confusion is. In comment #577 you made it sound like superman didn't stand a chance, and I was with you up till them, but that pissed me off. Then you made this a discussion and I had to go along with it. I'm out, this is annoying now.
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#811 - amaleplatypus (07/07/2012) [-]
I'm sorry to hear my attempt at humor in that comment failed. But you do realize, even if it was as you say... you're still wrong, right?


Good night to you sir, and if you ever get in legal trouble I recommend you don't represent yourself.
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#813 - awesomenessdefined (07/07/2012) [-]
No, i'm right. But hey believe what you want to believe. Whatever lets you sleep at night.