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Date Signed Up:8/30/2011
Last Login:3/24/2013
Location:Texas
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#51 - I don't understand what people like about ponies. I don't hate…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2012 on Ponycomp 104 +1
#54 - jasonvgrace (05/24/2012) [-]
It draws together all the sprat things in life to form a purely heterotelic show, it distracts me from the constant cimmerian that is life while allowing a bleb of beauty, it manages to educe the greatest beauty from all its characters and allows us bronies to concilate the world's slimsy ways and caprice existence. Although we're not quite filiopeietistic we can enjoy the history of other bronies and the close knit depone of reliance upon our fellows in vilipendant treatings. It's a cordate centerfold that many hope to crib from us and is commonly assumed to be exoteric which allows us a secret bandy of chatter between the clums, while haters talk cant we understand the profluent harmonies in the show. It's a shame that you cannot understand the intricacies of the show, but we don't blame you for it, some just cant revel in it's beauty as we do.
User avatar #57 - amaleplatypus (05/25/2012) [-]
That doesn't do any thing to help either, glad to see you're so passionate about it. I'll just finish reading Ice and Fire.
#23 - This list is lacking a category. "Good game"… 05/24/2012 on Diablo 0
#64 - I finally had to do that in my room at home before I moved out… 05/10/2012 on I dont Understand +1
#65 - "your doing it right" 05/06/2012 on Anime Mot Posters 495 0
#39 - I was playing "Draw Something" the other day, and th… 05/06/2012 on i dont want to live anymore +1
#34 - At least he posted it on FJ, instead of only posting it on FB …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2012 on School VS. Military +2
User avatar #43 - stoleurname (05/03/2012) [-]
Thank you Amaleplatypus for backing me up.
I have not uploadet this on facebook, because I don't really use it.
and let me apologise for typing "like" instead of "thumbs" But hey... potatoe poretardo... It means the same heheh.
#30 - Scar from Full Metal Alchemist did something similar  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2012 on Hypocrite Amon +3
User avatar #45 - Timmietim (05/03/2012) [-]
Instead he blew their brains out
#6 - I le ******* HATE 9gag But seriously, FJ… 04/27/2012 on wat +1
#19 - Contacts are expensive, that's just ******* mean.… 04/27/2012 on Now you fucked up! +1
#89 - Found one on my campus too lol, Texas State University. 04/25/2012 on The first day +2
#79 - Well then that place is damn near perfect lol. I live in Texas…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2012 on Private Islands +1
User avatar #232 - deathlordgusta (04/25/2012) [-]
kill them with fire!
#87 - mrbrianlolz (04/25/2012) [-]
Try the land of the 10,000 lakes here in Minnesota. Granted you have them year around, but ours have more breeding ground.
#20 - I bet the mosquitos are a bitch  [+] (4 new replies) 04/24/2012 on Private Islands +9
User avatar #29 - deathlordgusta (04/24/2012) [-]
never really have musquito problems in holland
User avatar #79 - amaleplatypus (04/24/2012) [-]
Well then that place is damn near perfect lol. I live in Texas, USA and the mosquitoes here get to be the size of your thumb and they all flock together in mass hordes of death.
User avatar #232 - deathlordgusta (04/25/2012) [-]
kill them with fire!
#87 - mrbrianlolz (04/25/2012) [-]
Try the land of the 10,000 lakes here in Minnesota. Granted you have them year around, but ours have more breeding ground.
#47 - I never got the chance to play in a scenario. Ended up moving …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2012 on My 1st time playing paintball 0
User avatar #48 - shaddz (04/19/2012) [-]
potentially hell yea, but not working with the assholes who ran it lol, if anyone ever ends up in one of those places where they do the predator... always remember it is a wetsuit... it is skin tight so being shot hurts like a motherfucker, dont be afraid to blast the crap out of them
#21 - I have an N7 shirt to match that hat. Also, I started balding …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2012 on True Story Bro +1
User avatar #22 - Thatwaseasy (04/19/2012) [-]
me to man :/
#45 - That's what I also started out with! It was the most amazing g…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/19/2012 on My 1st time playing paintball 0
#51 - akanabis (04/19/2012) [-]
Same here, the tipmann 98 also requires little to none maintenance too, I used HPA though and mine's still in my closet.
#276 - oldguyontheblock has deleted their comment.
#44 - I used to play paintball professionally when I was in highscho…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/19/2012 on My 1st time playing paintball 0
User avatar #46 - shaddz (04/19/2012) [-]
I used to be a marshall at Europes best woodland range, included having one of us dress up as the predator in a wetsuit.... only issue was there were never enough walkies so you pretty much had to be as bad ass as you could and shoot anything that moved or ud get caught in epic crossfire
User avatar #47 - amaleplatypus (04/19/2012) [-]
I never got the chance to play in a scenario. Ended up moving away to college and became poor as fuck.

But that sounds like a shit-ton of fun.
User avatar #48 - shaddz (04/19/2012) [-]
potentially hell yea, but not working with the assholes who ran it lol, if anyone ever ends up in one of those places where they do the predator... always remember it is a wetsuit... it is skin tight so being shot hurts like a motherfucker, dont be afraid to blast the crap out of them
#77 - My gf messed up the dreamcast and N64 controllers... wtf!? … 04/11/2012 on Girlfriend test -2
#63 - You got it wrong, I didn't look over all of them, but the psx …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2012 on Girlfriend test +3
User avatar #64 - gimbob (04/11/2012) [-]
i know, but they are the same god damn thing
#328 - unsophisticated zerg rush faggots! 04/11/2012 on just germans.. 0
#289 - I hope not, because I recognized it too lol. 04/11/2012 on Bad luck Brian gets a job! +2
#945 - My gf says the same thing 04/10/2012 on Cosplay done right +5
#913 - That's Jessica Nigri! :) She got kicked out…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/10/2012 on Cosplay done right 0
User avatar #944 - femalien (04/10/2012) [-]
Good. What an ugly slut.
User avatar #945 - amaleplatypus (04/10/2012) [-]
My gf says the same thing
#5 - Comment deleted 04/07/2012 on At dawn, WE RIDE 0
#392 - I wish I had gotten into Melee. I was only in 8th grade at the…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2012 on Level 80 Warlock... +1
User avatar #395 - FACEMANN (04/03/2012) [-]
If I was gona play a PC game it would probably be Starcraft actually lol
And dude it's never to late to get into melee. I started playing maybe a year ago, if that, and apparently I've progressed pretty nicely lol
#384 - Can't play Brawl competitively for 3 years and not know that k…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/03/2012 on Level 80 Warlock... +1
User avatar #390 - FACEMANN (04/03/2012) [-]
Oh shit! That's some good shit man!
I play melee so I'm not a huge fan of brawl but I know it still has a competitive scene which is good
I wish I was good enough to win a tourney lol
User avatar #392 - amaleplatypus (04/03/2012) [-]
I wish I had gotten into Melee. I was only in 8th grade at the time so I never really got into that competitive scene :(


I'm retired from Brawl now though, and unfortunately my ps3 was just stolen last week. So now I'm playing Starcraft 2! Great game if you haven't checked it out
User avatar #395 - FACEMANN (04/03/2012) [-]
If I was gona play a PC game it would probably be Starcraft actually lol
And dude it's never to late to get into melee. I started playing maybe a year ago, if that, and apparently I've progressed pretty nicely lol
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