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| #22 - Nice m8. How do you get that folder view? Linux? [+] (1 new reply) | 01/11/2016 on Dank Webm Full Folder 400+ | 0 |
| #20 - Oh **** man, thanks! I must have gotten nearly half my … [+] (3 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on Dank Webm Full Folder 400+ | 0 |
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| #18 - Share that **** . | 01/10/2016 on Dank Webm Full Folder 400+ | +1 |
| #14 - I must'v uploaded it there on accident. | 01/10/2016 on Dank Webm Full Folder 400+ | 0 |
| #12 - Me trying to take a nice picture with my doggos. [+] (2 new replies) | 01/10/2016 on Dank Webm Full Folder 400+ | 0 |
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| #25 - Picture | 12/12/2015 on Gif Dump - Part 62 | +3 |
| #80 - That Batman kid: | 12/06/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt 69) | 0 |
| #392 - I know, I was joking. Still a man. But a weird man. [+] (1 new reply) | 11/30/2015 on Genital surgery | 0 |
| It seems like people in general understood you're being sarcastic, despite you not outright stating it. That like a superpower on the net, use it wisely. | ||
| #135 - And gives birth to a woman. [+] (68 new replies) | 11/29/2015 on Genital surgery | +11 |
| It seems like people in general understood you're being sarcastic, despite you not outright stating it. That like a superpower on the net, use it wisely. Then you have a genetic abnormality and are a hermaphrodite. If you have XX sex chromosomes, then you are a woman. If you have XY, then you are a man. If you have XXY, then you are a hermaphrodite. If possessing a vagina was the only qualification for being a woman, then if for any reason a woman has her vagina mangled or damaged she is no longer a woman, which is absurd. If you are a man, and you want to get hormone supplements and be called "she" and get a vagina, then I will agree to deal with that, but you are by no means a woman simply by having that done. Why is it my responsibility to crudely mutilate myself to earn your approval? Actually, the exact opposite is true. Unless you can crudely mutilate your XX genes into XY, or visa versa, you won't have my approval in running around pretending to be the opposite sex. I'm pretending to be a man now, it just so happens my body is an excellent disguise. No, what you're pretending to be is a victim. It's sad your parents didn't care enough to get you medical help, but if you're old enough to parrot this much of tumblr's bullshit, then you're old enough to do your own research and know better. Wanna feel like a woman? Iron my shirt, you fucking crybaby. >>#377 That sounds very odd, but no. And there is not a chance I'm gonna tell you what it is; it has more comedic value than a bear with a micropenis. >>#367 Fucking lol. What in the name of god does gene degeneracy have to do with this (I must admit my biology's a little rusty) As I'm sure (you should) know, evolution happens to populations over a long time by random mutations happening, and the mutations that help adapt the creature to it's surroundings are more likely to be passed on, etc. Now evolution doesn't happen in a controlled environment, producing mutations that make an offspring absolutely unviable to survive/pass it's genes on. Hormonal disorders (at least as far as I know) are the result of the genes faulty functions=degenerate. I don't have any hormone disorders. I don't have anything really, save a slew of effectal mental issues and one physical deformity. I have been diagnosed with depression, but I feel like that could just be reactionary to by situation. And i'd rather not talk about the other thing. So let me guess then. You were born with a misplaced urinary tract? Anyway, if you want this conversation to go anywhere then just say what is wrong with you, but not talking about them makes it look like you're fishing for sympathy. A misplaced urinary tract. It's when the tract that connects the bladder to the penis doesn't get in place, because I don't know why, been in the same room in the hospital with a kid who had that after I rcovered from surgery for testicular hernia. 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But you know what, I'll give you a second chance to actually make an argument. Not a victim of anything, my parents do care, never been to tumblr, in fact my condition is older than tumblr, what kind of man can't iron a shirt? Oh my, no. A joke is all the effort your lunacy merits. I don't want to convince you. I relish the idea of deluded whiny cunts like you get tangled up like this, it just means slower overpopulation, and less faults in the gene pool. I giggle inside at the idea that you try to find some meaning to your existence, but it will never matter, and you'll only have yourself to blame for it. So please, tell me how you think you're a woman in a man's body or how your real gender is mayonnaise. Either you've gone past the edge or you're just an uneducated cunt, either way I have very little time for ignorant criticism. I'm not criticising you, I'm making fun of you. Get used to it, because you are comedy fucking gold for anyone. >41% suicide rate >comedy gold How does it feel to be part of a group responsible for suicides? I bet it feels good. **SmilingJackSmyth used "*roll 1, cis privilege*"** **SmilingJackSmyth rolls You don’t have to deal with old photographs that did not reflect who you truly are.**It's fuckin HILARIOUS. Your life isn't sacred. It isn't even precious. It's not even expensive, few people's lives are actually. So I'm going to assume you mean 41% of these gender identity degenerates end up smoking a shotgun. I have no sympathy for them. I don't hate them, because they are beneath contempt, and are absolutely irrelevant in the grander scheme of things. The only point for your existence is so I can laugh at how low some of humanity has fallen. So please, tell me how your chromosomes have nothing to do with who you really are >It's fuckin HILARIOUS. Your life isn't sacred. It isn't even precious. It's not even expensive, few people's lives are actually. I never said it was? >So I'm going to assume you mean 41% of these gender identity degenerates end up smoking a shotgun. I have no sympathy for them. I don't hate them, because they are beneath contempt, and are absolutely irrelevant in the grander scheme of things. That's pretty high and mighty of you. I presume you actually did something great then, like develop hypersonic flight or... what's that? You're only 12? Hmm... >The only point for your existence is so I can laugh at how low some of humanity has fallen. Woah there kid, you don't wanna fall off the edge. Aw, look at you trying so hard, I knew this would be funny. Oh, so you didn't mean to insinuate your life is precious, but I'm supposed to feel sorry for 41% of you sucking on a shotgun? I actually never said my life was any more precious. Under ideal circumstances it would be, because I can sire children, unlike any of you, but the fact that the planet is overpopulated negates that. And I love how you think I'm being edgy by telling you that you are a fucking laughing stock, but you're the rational adult who just happens to be a pretty princess in disguise. Oh, was it that I called your kind degenerates? I didn't mean it in the derogatory sense, but as an actual descriptor. Biologically speaking, you're a degenerate. >implying you're the one doing this for keks. It's kinda funny, because I think you came into this thinking I was some tumblrfag, and so you're trying to insult me, but honestly every attempt you make is laughable. Why on earth would I give a shit what some kid on the internet says about me. /user/platinumaltaria/679#679 Look at this anon, you're one fucking step above that. I literally do not care. Oh, I still think you're a tumblerfag. But if you want to have a serious discussion, fine. Do tell why you think you have this condition if not because gene degeneracy. Well good for you. If you have a penis I'm sure you'll get along swimmingly, but if you're going to tell me that feeling like going to a monster truck rally and building a deck is what makes you a man, you can kindly go fuck off now. Well I wouldn't know what being a man is like, since I am not one, so I can't comment on that. And yet you're actively pretending to be a man. Hmm, it's not like there's anything wrong here, right? I'm not doing it actively, I just look like one. In fact I am trying my hardest to make people aware that that is not what I am, to limited avail. Have you found a method for dealing with your disorder that involves seeking therapy and medication, rather than trying to hawk your beliefs to other people? It's no more a belief than the "belief" that the earth is round. All things are beliefs, with varying amounts of credibility. You are not a woman, that is an incredibly well-backed belief. You have XY sexual chromosomes and a penis to back it up, but you have a mental disorder that makes you feel uncomfortable as a man due to improper development of specific glands and lobes. The fact that you feel like a woman does not make you a woman, it makes you a man who feels like a woman. Come to terms with it and deal, because it's not going to change no matter what chemicals you inject into your body or what parts you change. Actually I think you'll find my glands and lobes are in 98% full working order, so no. And actually yes, it does. You can continue to tell me that I'm a man, but that isn't going to magically turn me into one. I am not a man, I have never been and will never become one. >>#348, That is a 100% different situation. People with autism should do everything in their abilities to learn to be social around those without it, or at the very least inform others that they have autism so that others know what to expect socially and emotionally from them. Unless you are actively seeking psychiatric help in dealing with your disorder, you should not expect others to respect you as what you think you are. You just admitted it was a disorder and, a disorder is not normal and should not be glorified. It should be fixed. I have ADHD, I used to take pills for it that changed me. I got off of those pills and instead learned how to control myself so I'm not spazzing out. It is totally possible to condition a disorder to the point where it is minimal. The "solution" as recognised by modern psychology is to repair the body's damage, not deny a person's identity. I'd like to see how the tune would change if you woke up tomorrow in a woman's body. According to you you'd immediately accept your fate. >>#346, Then why are you embracing it? If you found out you had cancer, you wouldn't sit around and embrace it. Why don't people with autism just suck that shit up and be normal? >>#343, Yea, problem is there is definitely substantial evidence that thinking youre the opposite gender is a disorder. I've had numerous psychology professors at my college state that fact. You have some serious mental illnesses and your friends and family should get you to a psychiatrist who can prescribe the recommended medicine to counter these absurd feelings you are experiencing. greyhoundfd is correct. >>#342 I have had no problems being "masculine" aside from a natural aversion to being so, which makes sense. I was not conditioned to feel anything, I knew what I was before I knew there was a word for it; in fact possibly before there was a word for it. I'm also agnostic, so I conclude that like me you require substantial evidence behind a claim before you accept it, correct? I'm interested to know; if you hate me this much what do you think about the religious. I mean they believe in all sorts of things that are actually HARMFUL to society. I do not hate you, you mistake my sincere concerns for your well being for hatred which is too bad. You have some problems that need to be dealt with, and are blind to them. Maybe growing up you had some problems with masculinity that lead to this, but you are here now and obviously need help. Nobody is born believing they are the opposite gender, you are conditioned to feel that way due to outside sources, much like nobody is born knowing any one language, but are rather conditioned to learn the one used nearest to them. Religion is a subject I do not touch on, I am agnostic. I don't believe there is enough evidence to prove or disprove the existence of a mightier being. I'm not picking sides or getting that involved in this, but just because x is wrong doesn't mean y is right And if you're straight and wouldnt date that you're homophobic apparently :/ >Not wanting to stick your dick in an unrealistic, fabricated vagina >Irrational Technically all vaginas are fabricated, just by nature, not people. And people have made some pretty realistic models. That certainly doesn't make them all realistic, and it most definitely doesn't make them all feel realistic. And fuck off with that "Oh, syntax and semantics makes me correct!" bullshit. How do you know what feels realistic: a) You've never been inside a fake one. b) You've never been inside a real one. It's called basic biology. Skin grafts don't look or feel the same as real skin, so the same certainly applies for an incredibly complex part of the human body that has been surgically inverted There was no skin graft I saw, the skin was taken from the penis, which is a homologous structure. Fucking what about that elephant? That has to have made it more realistic feeling right? ANALOGY! | ||
