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#87 - I feel like you should have this  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2015 on Easier than you think +6
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#129 - secretdestroyers (08/14/2015) [-]
Sure, thanks!
#116 - But you are still alive. That is the same reason i wear a helm… 08/07/2015 on Better wear a helmet. +1
#114 - It was a simulation test on the helmet to see how well it can … 08/07/2015 on Better wear a helmet. 0
#113 - That was from a high speed test where they simulated what can … 08/07/2015 on Better wear a helmet. 0
#40 - The exact same thing. 08/06/2015 on Tail breaking +1
#198 - It is more the Turks that are a problem in Germany. At least i… 08/06/2015 on Reminder for all of you. 0
#561 - redneck....raising science and education budget....i don't see… 08/05/2015 on Baernie is bae 0
#53 - There had to be.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2015 on Citizenship 0
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#54 - platinumaltaria (08/01/2015) [-]
Ok thank you, I can die in peace now.
#51 - But those people aren't there anymore. That is what you don't …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/01/2015 on Citizenship 0
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#52 - platinumaltaria (08/01/2015) [-]
But you are aware that at some point there were natives?
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#53 - alucardhell (08/01/2015) [-]
There had to be.
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#54 - platinumaltaria (08/01/2015) [-]
Ok thank you, I can die in peace now.
#49 - There was an initial inhabitant. They aren't present there any…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/01/2015 on Citizenship 0
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#50 - platinumaltaria (08/01/2015) [-]
No you clearly don't understand how illogical that is. There were no people originally inhabiting an area. At all. Then some people arrived. They are the natives.
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#51 - alucardhell (08/01/2015) [-]
But those people aren't there anymore. That is what you don't seem to understand. There WERE natives at one point. They don't exist, they were ether forced to move, or left of their own accord. Anyone who comes to that land later is NOT a native, they are an immigrant, coming to already discovered land.
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#52 - platinumaltaria (08/01/2015) [-]
But you are aware that at some point there were natives?
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#53 - alucardhell (08/01/2015) [-]
There had to be.
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#54 - platinumaltaria (08/01/2015) [-]
Ok thank you, I can die in peace now.
#47 - I got my dates wrong on the origins of the Anglo people. I was…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/01/2015 on Citizenship 0
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#48 - platinumaltaria (08/01/2015) [-]
No, but someone arrived and stayed first, and there was no one permanently there prior.
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#49 - alucardhell (08/01/2015) [-]
There was an initial inhabitant. They aren't present there anymore. All modern humans and civilizations are immigrants to their regions. Even the Native American tribes are on other Native American tribes soils now.
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#50 - platinumaltaria (08/01/2015) [-]
No you clearly don't understand how illogical that is. There were no people originally inhabiting an area. At all. Then some people arrived. They are the natives.
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#51 - alucardhell (08/01/2015) [-]
But those people aren't there anymore. That is what you don't seem to understand. There WERE natives at one point. They don't exist, they were ether forced to move, or left of their own accord. Anyone who comes to that land later is NOT a native, they are an immigrant, coming to already discovered land.
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#52 - platinumaltaria (08/01/2015) [-]
But you are aware that at some point there were natives?
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#53 - alucardhell (08/01/2015) [-]
There had to be.
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#54 - platinumaltaria (08/01/2015) [-]
Ok thank you, I can die in peace now.
#45 - The Angles were a Germanic tribe before moving the England. Th…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/01/2015 on Citizenship 0
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#46 - platinumaltaria (08/01/2015) [-]
>_> you do realise you contradicted yourself. People can't possibly have always been killing for land.
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#47 - alucardhell (08/01/2015) [-]
I got my dates wrong on the origins of the Anglo people. I was going from memory at first, then went back to my Roman history books. Sorry about that. Yes, that is right, at some point some group of Homo Sapiens ended up on that land first, but, there is no evidence that they stayed there. All of human history is about cultures moving, expanding, and falling. No where is there any evidence for a culture that was strictly native to the region surviving in that region to modern day.
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#48 - platinumaltaria (08/01/2015) [-]
No, but someone arrived and stayed first, and there was no one permanently there prior.
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#49 - alucardhell (08/01/2015) [-]
There was an initial inhabitant. They aren't present there anymore. All modern humans and civilizations are immigrants to their regions. Even the Native American tribes are on other Native American tribes soils now.
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#50 - platinumaltaria (08/01/2015) [-]
No you clearly don't understand how illogical that is. There were no people originally inhabiting an area. At all. Then some people arrived. They are the natives.
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#51 - alucardhell (08/01/2015) [-]
But those people aren't there anymore. That is what you don't seem to understand. There WERE natives at one point. They don't exist, they were ether forced to move, or left of their own accord. Anyone who comes to that land later is NOT a native, they are an immigrant, coming to already discovered land.
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#52 - platinumaltaria (08/01/2015) [-]
But you are aware that at some point there were natives?
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#53 - alucardhell (08/01/2015) [-]
There had to be.
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#54 - platinumaltaria (08/01/2015) [-]
Ok thank you, I can die in peace now.
#40 - Then you are a mixture between 2 cultures who wared and pushed…  [+] (12 new replies) 08/01/2015 on Citizenship 0
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#42 - platinumaltaria (08/01/2015) [-]
There was no one in england before the angles, that's my point.
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#62 - thesovereigngrave (08/01/2015) [-]
The Celts had been living on that land for centuries when the Anglo-Saxons invaded and killed and conquered and displaced them.
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#45 - alucardhell (08/01/2015) [-]
The Angles were a Germanic tribe before moving the England. That is why English is partly a Germanic language. The name "Angles" comes from Angeln, a region along the Baltic in Germany. Before them in England your had a the Britons and the Celts. Both of those immigrated to England even earlier. NO ONE is native to their land. They moved their, displaced other nomadic people, and stole/killed for their current lands.
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#46 - platinumaltaria (08/01/2015) [-]
>_> you do realise you contradicted yourself. People can't possibly have always been killing for land.
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#47 - alucardhell (08/01/2015) [-]
I got my dates wrong on the origins of the Anglo people. I was going from memory at first, then went back to my Roman history books. Sorry about that. Yes, that is right, at some point some group of Homo Sapiens ended up on that land first, but, there is no evidence that they stayed there. All of human history is about cultures moving, expanding, and falling. No where is there any evidence for a culture that was strictly native to the region surviving in that region to modern day.
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#48 - platinumaltaria (08/01/2015) [-]
No, but someone arrived and stayed first, and there was no one permanently there prior.
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#49 - alucardhell (08/01/2015) [-]
There was an initial inhabitant. They aren't present there anymore. All modern humans and civilizations are immigrants to their regions. Even the Native American tribes are on other Native American tribes soils now.
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#50 - platinumaltaria (08/01/2015) [-]
No you clearly don't understand how illogical that is. There were no people originally inhabiting an area. At all. Then some people arrived. They are the natives.
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#51 - alucardhell (08/01/2015) [-]
But those people aren't there anymore. That is what you don't seem to understand. There WERE natives at one point. They don't exist, they were ether forced to move, or left of their own accord. Anyone who comes to that land later is NOT a native, they are an immigrant, coming to already discovered land.
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#52 - platinumaltaria (08/01/2015) [-]
But you are aware that at some point there were natives?
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#53 - alucardhell (08/01/2015) [-]
There had to be.
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#54 - platinumaltaria (08/01/2015) [-]
Ok thank you, I can die in peace now.
#90 - She had secrets she was keeping from the FBI, CIA, and the Pre… 07/31/2015 on Muricaaaaa' 0
#40 - Logically, the land to the west of the Bosphoros should belong…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2015 on I'll just leave this here. 0
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#42 - thesecretbear (07/31/2015) [-]
I mean istanbul is partially on the west of the bosphoros. What you are going on seems to be old ethnic and linguistic borders of greeks. If you want to go by that isn't the west coast of the anatolia counted as well?
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#17 - Turks aren't asians. Not according to them. According to them,…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/30/2015 on I'll just leave this here. 0
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#35 - thesecretbear (07/31/2015) [-]
Technically it depends on what side of the bosphoros they come from.
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#40 - alucardhell (07/31/2015) [-]
Logically, the land to the west of the Bosphoros should belong to Greece and Bulgaria, but much like in the case of Cyprus, Turkey just won't let it go.
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#42 - thesecretbear (07/31/2015) [-]
I mean istanbul is partially on the west of the bosphoros. What you are going on seems to be old ethnic and linguistic borders of greeks. If you want to go by that isn't the west coast of the anatolia counted as well?
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#30 - toughsheet (07/31/2015) [-]
First fucking Turk i met in Germany wore a fanny pack and literally spit on me.
#31 - toughsheet (07/31/2015) [-]
I made fun of his fanny pack.
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#20 - hamsterball (07/31/2015) [-]
just like Argentinians thinking they're white.
What people believe in doesn't make it correct.
#41 - That thing was too big to be called a sword.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2015 on Random Wallpapers Comp +2
#44 - CAPSEDDIE (07/30/2015) [-]
#13 - Wrong, so wrong. There are no sources that detail which way th… 07/29/2015 on Rome 0
#20 - That is the voice of someone who can kinda sing and is in an e… 07/29/2015 on Cute Russian Girl Anexxes... -2
#50 - Friction, that will stop it.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2015 on Big Swing +1
#54 - anon (07/27/2015) [-]
you stop it, cut it out man
#177 - Petrol Fire + Turbine engine = snuffed out fire. 07/27/2015 on Messin' With Sasquatch 0
#176 - You don't seem to understand how a turbine engine works. It hi… 07/27/2015 on Messin' With Sasquatch 0
#4 - they tend to be rather expensive.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2015 on Smart Crow 0
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#8 - lemmielickdatleg (07/26/2015) [-]
Damn, this guy is my ex's uncle. Apparently he raised the crows that were in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies. They're very well trained
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#5 - hoodini (07/26/2015) [-]
I would imagine so, but I don't have the money for one, but maybe one day.
#24 - You are right. It doesn't. The entire engine deck is an intake…  [+] (18 new replies) 07/26/2015 on Messin' With Sasquatch +10
#136 - grimdareaper (07/27/2015) [-]
jasperthefennec
#81 - sgtxrootbeer (07/27/2015) [-]
Yeah, those things are NBC Resistant
Aka
Nuclear
Biological
Chemical.
They can go into a radioactive war-zone with agent orange and the Bubonic plague, and operate effectively.
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#116 - failtolawl (07/27/2015) [-]
I never knew that. I bet they love to rip farts in one of those bubbles.
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#28 - walurs (07/26/2015) [-]
I highly doubt that the molotov thrown was filled with actual alcohol. Much higher chances it was petrol, in which case if the intake sucked in some of it, the engine could easily catch fire and immobilize the tank.
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#176 - alucardhell (07/27/2015) [-]
You don't seem to understand how a turbine engine works. It highly pressurizes air , mixes jet fuel in, then ignites it causing a directed explosion. This turns fan blades, turing a crankshaft...then it gets complicated so i will leave it there for i don't want to hurt your non-engineering brain.

Basically, the fire would be sucked into the engine, then get canceled out by an even hotter fire.
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#78 - Kanoah (07/27/2015) [-]
Again, a U.S Abrams is built for all of that to not be an issue. Abrams tanks are rarely ever disabled, and only like six or seven tank operators have ever been killed while actually inside a tank.
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#89 - walurs (07/27/2015) [-]
Doesn't matter what kind of tank it is, a fire will cook an engine.
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#177 - alucardhell (07/27/2015) [-]
Petrol Fire + Turbine engine = snuffed out fire.
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#90 - Kanoah (07/27/2015) [-]
Yeah, it does matter what kind of tank it is, especially when the tank is built to completely negate the potential of an engine fire, e.g the M1 Abrams.
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#94 - walurs (07/27/2015) [-]
There have been multiple occasions when small arms fire has punctured fuel storage tanks on an Abrams, causing exactly what they are apparently "built to completely negate."
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#179 - Kanoah (07/27/2015) [-]
How often its actually happened compared to how often you act like it happens are two completely different numbers; engine fires that actually do anything happen so rarely its negligible- even the ones you're talking about have happened because fuel was poured into the engine compartment and then ignited after it had soaked its way around, some pissy little molotov isn't going to do anything against the abrams turbine engine.
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#185 - walurs (07/28/2015) [-]
So fuel that gets into the engine and lights on fire vs a molotov filled with fuel that lights on fire in the engine are two different things? ayy lmao
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#186 - Kanoah (07/28/2015) [-]
Yes, they are. One is enough fuel to fill a half litre bottle, the other were the results of spilling ten gallon fuel drums into the engine compartment.
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#197 - walurs (07/31/2015) [-]
Any source for that?
#102 - themarineelite (07/27/2015) [-]
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#141 - walurs (07/27/2015) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_M1_Abrams
Citation 29 leads to a powerpoint showing damage done to M1 Abrams tanks during Operation Iraqi Freedom.
Slide 5 reads

Externally stored items highly vulnerable to small arms fire
"In some instances, catastrophic losses resulted from burning EAPU material and/or packaged POL products dripping down into the engine compartment catching the engine on fire"

Feel free to download it and check
#159 - anon (07/27/2015) [-]
Thats from the fucking year 2003... Thats a debriefing or root cause analysis and we live in the 2015 now. A shit to of upgrading has happened in that time frame. Check the citation 46.

Nice try but no cigar.
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#162 - walurs (07/27/2015) [-]
You mean the citation that leads to a 404 on a french website?
#4 - Suddenly it reeks of hypocrisy in here. Oh, it it isn't the Ca… 07/24/2015 on alucardhell's profile 0

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#3 - dwarfman (07/24/2015) [-]
Protestant **** bucket.
#4 to #3 - alucardhell ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
Suddenly it reeks of hypocrisy in here. Oh, it it isn't the Catholic Church. And what's this? No little timmy glued to your crotch...Progress.
User avatar #1 - coonday (08/21/2010) [-]
Davina McCall, Helen Chamberlin, Sarah Chalke and Cheryl Cole pleaseeee!! :D
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