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| #60 - He is part of the security team, specifically the guy who is s… | 10/15/2015 on brave bouncer | +5 |
| #69 - Article lacks any cited sources. It is the internet equivalent… | 10/07/2015 on hopping on the pro-vaccine... | 0 |
| #108 - Sorry, i misread it at the time. Congrats on getting it right. | 10/04/2015 on Disney Version vs. Real... | 0 |
| #94 - Ok, first off. It is Heracles, not Hercules unless you are ref… [+] (3 new replies) | 10/03/2015 on Disney Version vs. Real... | +2 |
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| #24 - First translation is from Hebrew to English via the New Torah … [+] (1 new reply) | 09/29/2015 on Oh lordy lord | 0 |
| From what I can find that is what it says in the King James Bible. Not the International Bible. And it is a slightly different translation but they do mean the same thing if you look in context. The first translation you posted is saying that there were not plants on the Earth yet. That this is BEFORE the shrubs had appeared, just like the second verse. But a lot of the English translations are difficult to understand simply because it's a lot of different people trying to translate a language they don't fully understand. After all, the original texts are in old Biblical Hebrew and sometimes things get written in a way that doesn't make the original message the forefront anymore. This comes from the differences in languages, in Hebrew there were a lot of words that meant different things in different contexts. Such as Matthew 5:5 "the meek shall inherit the Earth" While this is what the texts say a more accurate translation would be "the humble will inherit the Earth" because of the slight differences in the word meek and humble while in Hebrew one word meant both meek and humble in different contexts. | ||
| #22 - Genisis 2:5: " and every shrub of the field before it was… [+] (3 new replies) | 09/29/2015 on Oh lordy lord | 0 |
| What two things are you quoting? You've got to give me some context or I have no idea what you're referencing. King James Bible? New International Version? First translation is from Hebrew to English via the New Torah translation. The Second is the same passage from the New International Bible translation. The same work, 2 vastly different translations. From what I can find that is what it says in the King James Bible. Not the International Bible. And it is a slightly different translation but they do mean the same thing if you look in context. The first translation you posted is saying that there were not plants on the Earth yet. That this is BEFORE the shrubs had appeared, just like the second verse. But a lot of the English translations are difficult to understand simply because it's a lot of different people trying to translate a language they don't fully understand. After all, the original texts are in old Biblical Hebrew and sometimes things get written in a way that doesn't make the original message the forefront anymore. This comes from the differences in languages, in Hebrew there were a lot of words that meant different things in different contexts. Such as Matthew 5:5 "the meek shall inherit the Earth" While this is what the texts say a more accurate translation would be "the humble will inherit the Earth" because of the slight differences in the word meek and humble while in Hebrew one word meant both meek and humble in different contexts. | ||
| #19 - Those with the education to write. But how did a compilation o… [+] (5 new replies) | 09/29/2015 on Oh lordy lord | 0 |
| Not true at all. They have found texts from the period of the bible and found that they are incredibly consistent with the modern versions. To the point of being nearly exact. Do a little research on it, the message hasn't changed. Granted the bible isn't every single story that was written down at the time but for good reason. The history of the formation of the bible is fascinating. Unless you mean it was interpreted differently back then. Which it was. Cultures take the bible to mean different things. Not to say the bible doesn't have a true meaning, you just have to study it enough to understand the whole of it. There's a reason for most of Christianity it was priests who were authorities on the bible and the less educated had to take their word for it. Genisis 2:5: " and every shrub of the field before it was in the earth, and every herb of the field before it grew; for Jehovah Elohim had not caused it to rain on the earth, and there was no man to till the ground." "and no shrub of the field had yet appeared on the earth and no plant of the field had yet sprung up, for the LORD God had not sent rain on the earth and there was no man to work the ground," No shrubs vs. every shrub. What two things are you quoting? You've got to give me some context or I have no idea what you're referencing. King James Bible? New International Version? First translation is from Hebrew to English via the New Torah translation. The Second is the same passage from the New International Bible translation. The same work, 2 vastly different translations. From what I can find that is what it says in the King James Bible. Not the International Bible. And it is a slightly different translation but they do mean the same thing if you look in context. The first translation you posted is saying that there were not plants on the Earth yet. That this is BEFORE the shrubs had appeared, just like the second verse. But a lot of the English translations are difficult to understand simply because it's a lot of different people trying to translate a language they don't fully understand. After all, the original texts are in old Biblical Hebrew and sometimes things get written in a way that doesn't make the original message the forefront anymore. This comes from the differences in languages, in Hebrew there were a lot of words that meant different things in different contexts. Such as Matthew 5:5 "the meek shall inherit the Earth" While this is what the texts say a more accurate translation would be "the humble will inherit the Earth" because of the slight differences in the word meek and humble while in Hebrew one word meant both meek and humble in different contexts. | ||
| #18 - No, it is talking about moses. Who spent the majority of his l… | 09/29/2015 on Oh lordy lord | 0 |
| #11 - The rest of Illinois might as well be Indiana for how little i… | 09/29/2015 on Stayd | +12 |
| #4 - The elbows are supposed to go back parallel to the torso, not … [+] (1 new reply) | 09/24/2015 on Young Jamaican trainer | -1 |
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anon (09/24/2015) [-] parallel focuses your triceps and not your chest perpendicular gets both at the same time different styles for different results | ||
| #24 - 1) Subjective point 2)So can cats 3)Both can be 4)… | 09/24/2015 on Dogs vs. Cats | +3 |
| #13 - Comment deleted | 09/24/2015 on JOURNALISM COURSE FINAL EXAM | +11 |
| #19 - You could argue it is a shamshir, a kilij, or a talwar. I woul… [+] (1 new reply) | 09/21/2015 on (untitled) | +12 |
| #11 - Not sharp enough. I just have a severe dislike of being messed… [+] (1 new reply) | 09/18/2015 on Fear the devil | -1 |
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anon (09/18/2015) [-] "So, the prankster attached your golf ball to a balloon and made it float away. You responded by chasing him, throwing your club at his legs and repeatedly hitting him in the ribs with your club. You did not contact the police or medical services, and instead went on with your game." "Yes, your honor. He interrupted me during an intense activity." "I'm gonna go with aggravated assault. Your punishment is to be the full payment of the plaintiff's hospital bills, mandatory anger management classes, two hundred hours of community service and a five-year suspended sentence. Dismissed." Remember, kidlets, overreacting never works out well. | ||
| #8 - Guy should have thrown the club at the "devil's" leg… [+] (5 new replies) | 09/18/2015 on Fear the devil | -12 |
| Not sharp enough. I just have a severe dislike of being messed with while doing a sport. It is the same in my mind as throwing balls into the middle of the court during a tennis match or running onto a football field in the middle of a game. #23 -
anon (09/18/2015) [-] "So, the prankster attached your golf ball to a balloon and made it float away. You responded by chasing him, throwing your club at his legs and repeatedly hitting him in the ribs with your club. You did not contact the police or medical services, and instead went on with your game." "Yes, your honor. He interrupted me during an intense activity." "I'm gonna go with aggravated assault. Your punishment is to be the full payment of the plaintiff's hospital bills, mandatory anger management classes, two hundred hours of community service and a five-year suspended sentence. Dismissed." Remember, kidlets, overreacting never works out well. | ||
| #128 - As another person from Germany, I agree except in the case of … [+] (1 new reply) | 09/07/2015 on Its simple | -1 |
| #80 - Both are attempts to suppress/destroy a culture. That is the u… [+] (5 new replies) | 09/03/2015 on Collect dem Dank ass webms | +1 |
| There is no underlying message of a genocide. A genocide has one point: Are you killing people based on race? If you ticked yes to this question, it's a genocide If you ticked no to this question, it's not a genocide. #211 -
anon (09/04/2015) [-] We both know that people have been murdered because of forced integration. Maybe you haven't seen enough murder, maybe you haven't seen enough assaults, maybe you haven't seen enough rapes, but I have. And if you think there should be more, then you're sick. Any sources? I live in a country with quite a decent number of immigrants and the crime rate has gone down significantly in the past few decades. #236 -
anon (09/04/2015) [-] It's fairly shocking that this is the first time you've heard of immigrants committing violent crimes. Yes, there are tons of sources online of immigrants committing violent crimes. Here's a small sample. www.fairus.org/issue/examples-of-serious-crimes-of-illegal-aliens I don't even know how to respond to this it's so dumb. That's like 2 or 3 dozen crimes by illegal aliens in this year in a country with 300 million people and you're using that as evidence that government backed immigration is bad. Seriously, what are you on? | ||
| #79 - It isn't the wrong definition. They aren't saying it is a phys… | 09/03/2015 on Collect dem Dank ass webms | -1 |
| #94 - and hello assault rifles with rubber bullets. | 08/29/2015 on Korean riot police | 0 |
| #59 - I would have to try to make the build, but i feel like a wizar… [+] (1 new reply) | 08/29/2015 on eh? | 0 |
| Enchanted robes? If the DM doesn't realize how OP you're trying to make the robes, it would be easy to balance your wizard in all areas. | ||
| #57 - Could be interesting depending on how well you roll stats. Mig… [+] (3 new replies) | 08/29/2015 on eh? | 0 |
| Spells at range, darts when you run out of spells, sword if they get close. I would have to try to make the build, but i feel like a wizards general lack of physical stats and inability to wear armor would make things difficult. You would have to sacrifice somewhere. Enchanted robes? If the DM doesn't realize how OP you're trying to make the robes, it would be easy to balance your wizard in all areas. | ||
| #55 - True, but Wizards don't really start to be "powerful"… [+] (5 new replies) | 08/29/2015 on eh? | 0 |
| Be a wizard with a greatsword and amulet of natural protection +5. Could be interesting depending on how well you roll stats. Might as well be a battle mage at that point though. Spells at range, darts when you run out of spells, sword if they get close. I would have to try to make the build, but i feel like a wizards general lack of physical stats and inability to wear armor would make things difficult. You would have to sacrifice somewhere. Enchanted robes? If the DM doesn't realize how OP you're trying to make the robes, it would be easy to balance your wizard in all areas. | ||
| #14 - But you are pretending to be a football team owner (someone wi… [+] (1 new reply) | 08/28/2015 on eh? | 0 |
| Nope. You are the owner of a fake team of real players whose performance in real life games affect the outcome of your games. Dd only exists in your imagjnation, which is fine. Ff is an interactive supplement to real competetion which becomes it's own competition, which is completely different. Oh and both are super gay. | ||
| #13 - So you can slaughter an entire city for the betterment of soci… [+] (7 new replies) | 08/28/2015 on eh? | 0 |
| True, but Wizards don't really start to be "powerful" at least in AD&D, 3.5, and Pathfinder till level 8 or so. That takes quite a while if you are starting around level 1-3. Be a wizard with a greatsword and amulet of natural protection +5. Could be interesting depending on how well you roll stats. Might as well be a battle mage at that point though. Spells at range, darts when you run out of spells, sword if they get close. I would have to try to make the build, but i feel like a wizards general lack of physical stats and inability to wear armor would make things difficult. You would have to sacrifice somewhere. Enchanted robes? If the DM doesn't realize how OP you're trying to make the robes, it would be easy to balance your wizard in all areas. | ||
| #24 - That is because we actually domesticated Dogs. We needed dogs … [+] (1 new reply) | 08/28/2015 on Cats | +3 |
| Loath as I am to say it in light of that telling of it, exactly. I think most dogs are treated a hell of a lot better than sufferers of Stockholm Syndrome, however. | ||
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alucardhell ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-] Suddenly it reeks of hypocrisy in here. Oh, it it isn't the Catholic Church. And what's this? No little timmy glued to your crotch...Progress.
