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#77 - It doesn't matter if it would have actually killed him, but th…  [+] (1 new reply) 4 hours ago on Don't stick your dick in crazy 0
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#81 - captchakid (3 hours ago) [-]
What if she just wanted to break his legs.
#76 - The charge would be "Attempted Second-Degree Homicide&quo… 4 hours ago on Don't stick your dick in crazy 0
#170 - First off, Kylo had been shot with a bowcaster which was…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/08/2016 on Jedi school tuition fees... -2
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#230 - nurucio (01/08/2016) [-]
Too young to be Obi Wan's daughter, I do agree that she's most likely of Kenobi descent though, explains the accent, and his voice was also in her weird as fuck laser stick acid trip
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#180 - ifightdragons (01/08/2016) [-]
rey is absolutely not obi wans daughter she's probably lukes there's a few things pointing to this but im hoping she's hans
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#176 - hhhghhg (01/08/2016) [-]
did you mean luke?, cause if shes obiwans kid shes way to young
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#247 - etiennesk (01/09/2016) [-]
nah, bro. Obi Wan used his "medi-chorians" to impregnate a hot desert whore during a demonstration to Anakin Anakin never again questioned Obi Wan on why he didn't know his own daddy
#208 - You are underestimating the draw on war longbows. As far as we…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Medieval +11
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#230 - angelusprimus (01/05/2016) [-]
I was actually going in kilos, because why wouldn't I make an ass out of myself.
Yeah, they actually went higher, Longbows came in range from 100–185 lbs draw weight.
The ones recovered from Mary Celeste were in 150-165 range.
#221 - efeye (01/05/2016) [-]
He ma be remebering the numbers in kilograms. I recall that longbows could have a 90kg draw, though that was as high as they ever could get.
#139 - That is a combination of sex and gender. The brain development… 01/02/2016 on trigger warning 0
#134 - That is true, but in almost every nation except the Vatican, t…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2015 on church and school -2
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#142 - captainprincess (12/31/2015) [-]
Yes there is a clear distinction
And, as far as Im aware, that is a good thing
#154 - That is kinda the point, Kylo is someone who as idealized some… 12/31/2015 on Kylograb +3
#177 - The scriptures they use are pasages like: Quran (2:191-19…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2015 on A true Islam fact! 0
#181 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
Fuck off retard, how many times do I have to tell retards like you that these verses were aimed at Muslims supporting them in war? and that these verses were later on forgotten and never ever proceeded because Prophet Muhammad said so? Same way Christians don't have to stone gays, could eat ham, don't have to wear clothes of one same fabric, etc, Jesus just came back and told them to only follow the 7 Commandments. Same way Muslims couldn't eat anything that swims in water after it dies, but then Prophet Muhammad just told them that they are allowed to eat anything that's even the size of a whale.
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#189 - demandred (12/31/2015) [-]
the strict rules of the old testament is ment as a description of the old society, not a way to live today. Go to the new testament for that!
#115 - If they don't take their religion literally then it is not a v…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/30/2015 on A true Islam fact! 0
#153 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
If you don't take the religion literally then you don't really accept or practice the religion. You don't get to pick and choose which rules to following in a board game or sport. So why would religion be any different.
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#116 - demandred (12/30/2015) [-]
I believe you're wrong. Firstly, i know the scriptures about the future is pretty drastic (the trees & stones will get the ability to talk and say "here's a jew, come kill" etc) but the quaran also states to never kill and to only do good.
In short, Islam has more contradictions in its texts than christianity or other religions.
In the first few hundred pages, Mohammad says the jews are a friendly and nice people. Later, he says they're the scum of the earth.

I think terrorists and extremists rely more on scriptures outside quaran than in, thus making the religion only an excuse for their cause.
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#177 - alucardhell (12/31/2015) [-]
The scriptures they use are pasages like:
Quran (2:191-193) - "And kill them wherever you find them, and turn them out from where they have turned you out. And Al-Fitnah [disbelief or unrest] is worse than killing...
but if they desist, then lo! Allah is forgiving and merciful. And fight them until there is no more Fitnah [disbelief and worshipping of others along with Allah] and worship is for Allah alone. But if they cease, let there be no transgression except against Az-Zalimun (the polytheists, and wrong-doers, etc.)"

Quran (2:216) - "Fighting is prescribed for you, and ye dislike it. But it is possible that ye dislike a thing which is good for you, and that ye love a thing which is bad for you. But Allah knoweth, and ye know not."

Quran (3:56) - "As to those who reject faith, I will punish them with terrible agony in this world and in the Hereafter, nor will they have anyone to help."

This is NOT the language of a peaceful religion. Unlike the passages of violence in the Old Testament, they are open ended. The passages in the Old Testament about enacting violence has context and has definite closure to the violence. The Quran just wants you to kill all who don't accept Allah and will go to war to prove it.
#181 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
Fuck off retard, how many times do I have to tell retards like you that these verses were aimed at Muslims supporting them in war? and that these verses were later on forgotten and never ever proceeded because Prophet Muhammad said so? Same way Christians don't have to stone gays, could eat ham, don't have to wear clothes of one same fabric, etc, Jesus just came back and told them to only follow the 7 Commandments. Same way Muslims couldn't eat anything that swims in water after it dies, but then Prophet Muhammad just told them that they are allowed to eat anything that's even the size of a whale.
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#189 - demandred (12/31/2015) [-]
the strict rules of the old testament is ment as a description of the old society, not a way to live today. Go to the new testament for that!
#112 - Even with the description. It is wrong. The origins of a relig… 12/30/2015 on A true Islam fact! +3

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#3 - dwarfman (07/24/2015) [-]
Protestant **** bucket.
#4 to #3 - alucardhell (07/24/2015) [-]
Suddenly it reeks of hypocrisy in here. Oh, it it isn't the Catholic Church. And what's this? No little timmy glued to your crotch...Progress.
User avatar #1 - coonday (08/21/2010) [-]
Davina McCall, Helen Chamberlin, Sarah Chalke and Cheryl Cole pleaseeee!! :D
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