Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

alucardamen    

Rank #12245 on Subscribers
alucardamen Avatar Level 146 Comments: Faptastic
Offline
Send mail to alucardamen Block alucardamen Invite alucardamen to be your friend flag avatar
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:10/20/2011
Last Login:9/03/2014
Location:Hellsing Organization
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#30529
Highest Content Rank:#1387
Highest Comment Rank:#7438
Content Thumbs: 4548 total,  4700 ,  152
Comment Thumbs: 464 total,  494 ,  30
Content Level Progress: 48% (48/100)
Level 145 Content: Faptastic → Level 146 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 40% (4/10)
Level 146 Comments: Faptastic → Level 147 Comments: Faptastic
Subscribers:5
Content Views:77161
Times Content Favorited:191 times
Total Comments Made:100
FJ Points:541
In the name of God, impure souls of the living dead shall be banished into eternal damnation. Amen.

Show:
Sort by:
Order:

funny pictures

1 2 > [ 7 Funny Pictures Total ]
Show:
Sort by:
Order:

funny gifs

  • Views: 1100
    Thumbs Up 18 Thumbs Down 0 Total: +18
    Comments: 7
    Favorites: 4
    Uploaded: 10/23/11
    Epic Man Epic Man

latest user's comments

#780 - She was it. 08/05/2014 on What's your life story in 3... 0
#23 - I just sang this Requiem at Carnegie Hall two months ago under…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2014 on Mozart Dog 0
User avatar #30 - foelkera (08/01/2014) [-]
Call John Rutter a dumbass nigga because there's not supposed to be a Kyrie in "Happy Birthday"
#1799 - You have to sign a contract for 5 1/2 years. 2 in college for… 07/23/2014 on Feels thread, open your hearts 0
#1734 - 22, Male, South Carolina I've spent the last 4 years in co…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2014 on Feels thread, open your hearts +1
#1793 - anonymous (07/23/2014) [-]
First of all, if you have only one more semester left don't be a dumbass, finish your bachelor's. That's not even a question, just do it.

Second of all, a factory that will train you to eventually earn $30? Woah that sounds too good to be true, help a brother out, what factory are you talking about here? I would feel blessed with a job like that.
User avatar #1799 - alucardamen (07/23/2014) [-]
You have to sign a contract for 5 1/2 years. 2 in college for tool and die, and the rest working there. After that, its up to you if you stay. Basically, if you do your work, and work hard, you keep your job, easy. Down here, there is shortage of good factory workers, since the job comes with a huge stigma.

As for the bachelor's degree, what would completing it do for me, if I never use it? I know its great to have your degree, but if you aren't using it, isn't just another semester's worth of tuition to have to pay back? I'm just asking, I have no clue about this. I want to run around and act like I know things, that this college education has taught me things, but in reality I'm just going through the motions.
#22 - So guys, I'm in South Carolina, and I'm a RA at the SC Governo…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2013 on Amazing... +3
#34 - anonymous (09/22/2013) [-]
No one gives a shit fanboy.
#7 - How are their legs that ******* skinny??? Silly …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2013 on Evil cows. 0
User avatar #9 - shazzshabam (08/13/2013) [-]
They're cows used for milk, not meat, so they don't require much muscle.
#8 - anonymous (08/13/2013) [-]
That's why they have four legs, not two
#79 - Ok look, since everyone else seems to be idiots with aspergers…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/07/2013 on Nerdy computer is extra nerdy +1
User avatar #163 - dragonicangel (07/08/2013) [-]
Thanks for the help. You can if you want. Also, read the other comments.
User avatar #133 - pooplol (07/07/2013) [-]
says the 13 year old who thinks he is a computer expert because he probably only built 1 computer.
User avatar #102 - SteyrAUG (07/07/2013) [-]
If you'd read the conversations that he'd had with all of us "idiots with aspergers" you'd learn that we'd already recommended to him that he get an i5, but then learned that he would be doing video editing, which means that the extra 4 threads would be useful. We've also already recommended that he get a seagate barracuda drive, AND he can't afford a better monitor because he's already over his budget.

On top of that, performance difference between ram speeds is negligible, so there's no point in shelling out more money for a marginally higher frequency. So before you go throwing insults around, at least do yourself the favor of reading the previous comments.
#2 - No, its a Dalek from Dr. Who  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2013 on The Wibbley-Wobbly... +1
User avatar #3 - ghouleyed (04/29/2013) [-]
Looks same to me but southpark does take scenes from other series and movies.
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2012 on Cuddly Dalek 0
#3 - danzeebass has deleted their comment.
#3 - Comment deleted 12/29/2012 on First Person To Comment +1
[ 82 Total ]

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #16 - Caseysgod (01/06/2012) [-]
Your content about live

I say almost the exact same **** when people talk about my mom. I always say ew, she's almost fifty
User avatar #18 to #16 - alucardamen (01/06/2012) [-]
Exactly! Why the hell would you want to do something that looks like a whale?
User avatar #19 to #18 - Caseysgod (01/06/2012) [-]
That's exactly what I'm saying!
#1 - mudyena (01/06/2012) [-]
Hellsing is totally awesome! He's one of the few men I would go straight for XD
Hellsing is totally awesome! He's one of the few men I would go straight for XD
User avatar #2 to #1 - alucardamen (01/06/2012) [-]
I love how at the end he becomes omnipresent!
User avatar #3 to #2 - mudyena (01/06/2012) [-]
I know! while I watched the end of Ultimate 8, I started flipping **** and ran around the house scared. I Went back in my room and read the manga. I was pretty satisfied. :3
User avatar #4 to #3 - alucardamen (01/06/2012) [-]
Well, he warned Anderson that only a human would be able to kill him, and he didn't listen.
User avatar #5 to #4 - mudyena (01/06/2012) [-]
I know, it takes a man in order to kill a monster. But Anderson, being the dumb **** he is stabbed himself with the Jesus shank.
Sorry for the language, it makes it funnier for me ^^"
But how are you? :3
User avatar #6 to #5 - alucardamen (01/06/2012) [-]
Just had my first day back at college. I'm severely overloaded this semester.
User avatar #7 to #6 - mudyena (01/06/2012) [-]
Fun, me too. I wish I didn't have to go, I really don't need it. I plan on becoming a manga artist, but I suppose an art degree will help. What are you planning on doing out of college?
User avatar #8 to #7 - alucardamen (01/06/2012) [-]
Music Education. Either a high school choir teacher, or Vocal Performance professor in a college.
User avatar #9 to #8 - mudyena (01/06/2012) [-]
I like I like! Your goal is more realistic than mine. ^^"
My dreams most likely wont prosper. If not, I'll either be a cartoonist (like Avatar: The last airbender), or a graphic designer.
With options said, I will still go to conventions and sell work there.
User avatar #10 to #9 - alucardamen (01/06/2012) [-]
Just don't give up!
#11 to #10 - mudyena (01/06/2012) [-]
I'm trying! ^^
This is one I did on the computer. With a mouse unfortunately. But I had to use a reference because it's a little hard with a mouse to make something up.
User avatar #12 to #11 - alucardamen (01/06/2012) [-]
That's not bad at all. One thing I would do, is zoom in, and smooth out the edges on the ridges of his face, it makes it look a lot better. I do forum sigs, and I have to do that.
User avatar #13 to #12 - mudyena (01/06/2012) [-]
Thanks! I planned on fixing it once I got my tablet.
#15 to #13 - alucardamen (01/06/2012) [-]
One I've been fixing up for a while. Seems the space is too much...
User avatar #14 to #13 - alucardamen (01/06/2012) [-]
Ooh even better. Are you getting the Bamboo series?
User avatar #17 to #14 - mudyena (01/06/2012) [-]
That's awesome! And yes I am.
 Friends (0)