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#24 - Obligatory. I too see no problem with little girls.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2015 on Admin on weekends +1
#53 - pikumin (12/23/2015) [-]
#49 - Yeah. seems like a waste. 12/18/2015 on satisfying use of 3D printing +2
#46 - **alucaard used "*roll picture*"** **alucaard rolled image…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/18/2015 on satisfying use of 3D printing +12
#101 - beroty (12/18/2015) [-]
did someone rolled a gondola?
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#48 - hamiradon (12/18/2015) [-]
I sincerely hope they don't.
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#49 - alucaard (12/18/2015) [-]
Yeah. seems like a waste.
#46 - Kill the 2 oldest and enslave the youngest forcing it to do th… 12/13/2015 on Anon is stranded -3
#85 - I can dream.... I can dream....  [+] (6 new replies) 12/04/2015 on Games Journalism +2
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#217 - dennymyman (12/04/2015) [-]
As fanservice as Bethesda has become, I wouldn't be surprised if they included a new lusty argonian maid book.
Not Bethesda, but if i recall correctly, Zenimax added one of the books on ESO which doesn't make any fucking sense at all, given the fact that the dude who wrote them hasn't even been born yet
#156 - itskennyandjosh (12/04/2015) [-]
I'm probably gonna get downvoted but fuck it its worth it
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#165 - clavatninenine (12/04/2015) [-]
why would you get downvoted? anybody who says they wouldn't fuck that is lying or gay.
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#166 - itskennyandjosh (12/04/2015) [-]
I'm gay and i'd fuck her
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#88 - clavatninenine (12/04/2015) [-]
Just go to e621 and look up "argonian" and boom.
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#160 - buddywuggle (12/04/2015) [-]
#70 - cmonn I need lusty argonian maid 3 man Need those books n shiit  [+] (8 new replies) 12/04/2015 on Games Journalism +1
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#84 - clavatninenine (12/04/2015) [-]
The guy who wrote them was in Morrowind, so by the time Skyrim happened he had been dead for nearly 2 centuries.
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#85 - alucaard (12/04/2015) [-]
I can dream.... I can dream....
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#217 - dennymyman (12/04/2015) [-]
As fanservice as Bethesda has become, I wouldn't be surprised if they included a new lusty argonian maid book.
Not Bethesda, but if i recall correctly, Zenimax added one of the books on ESO which doesn't make any fucking sense at all, given the fact that the dude who wrote them hasn't even been born yet
#156 - itskennyandjosh (12/04/2015) [-]
I'm probably gonna get downvoted but fuck it its worth it
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#165 - clavatninenine (12/04/2015) [-]
why would you get downvoted? anybody who says they wouldn't fuck that is lying or gay.
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#166 - itskennyandjosh (12/04/2015) [-]
I'm gay and i'd fuck her
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#88 - clavatninenine (12/04/2015) [-]
Just go to e621 and look up "argonian" and boom.
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#160 - buddywuggle (12/04/2015) [-]
#38 - close to half way, one of those dudes was feelin it 12/03/2015 on I find your lack of faith... +2
#12 - I mean I did eventually buy like 100 bonds and got bored of ru… 12/02/2015 on RoonScoop 0
#10 - 10-89 agility back when the crystals were going 2-3k each  [+] (2 new replies) 12/02/2015 on RoonScoop 0
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#11 - americuh (12/02/2015) [-]
Nice.
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#12 - alucaard (12/02/2015) [-]
I mean I did eventually buy like 100 bonds and got bored of runescape afterwards...
#7 - Man i'm a pathetic excuse for a player, haven't even got 30 sl…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/01/2015 on RoonScoop 0
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#9 - americuh (12/02/2015) [-]
How much $$$ did you pay for all that armor and gp?
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#10 - alucaard (12/02/2015) [-]
10-89 agility back when the crystals were going 2-3k each
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#11 - americuh (12/02/2015) [-]
Nice.
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#12 - alucaard (12/02/2015) [-]
I mean I did eventually buy like 100 bonds and got bored of runescape afterwards...

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#19 - hitlerisgod (09/11/2015) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by alucaard
#17 - anon (08/16/2015) [-]
Seras, meet the latest alucaard
User avatar #18 to #17 - alucaard ONLINE (08/17/2015) [-]
Excuse yourself simpleton, Trips made me delete my account, dubs decided my new name.
#9 - murrlogic (08/10/2015) [-]
Morning.
User avatar #10 to #9 - alucaard ONLINE (08/10/2015) [-]
Good morning.
#11 to #10 - murrlogic (08/10/2015) [-]
Hello Mr. Vampire

How are you?
User avatar #12 to #11 - alucaard ONLINE (08/10/2015) [-]
Rather tired, I should be asleep Daylight isn't particularly a fashion of mine..
#13 to #12 - murrlogic (08/10/2015) [-]
What time is it where you are?
User avatar #14 to #13 - alucaard ONLINE (08/10/2015) [-]
9:35 am
User avatar #15 to #14 - murrlogic (08/10/2015) [-]
Holy **** go back to bed no reason to be this early.
User avatar #16 to #15 - alucaard ONLINE (08/10/2015) [-]
Very true, just going through the random **** thats in top content then sleep..
User avatar #7 - sewallman (10/30/2014) [-]
Isn't Alucard supposed to be spelt with a single A? Seeing as how it's Dracula back words and all..
User avatar #8 to #7 - alucaard ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
Yeah some dick took Alucard first, or I was drunk at the time
User avatar #6 - alucaard ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
a
#5 - blacklacey (05/24/2013) [-]
Here ya go. ;)
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