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Interests: Cats, Dark Souls, League of Legends, Anime
Date Signed Up:3/01/2013
Last Login:1/14/2016
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To any who haven't figured it out already, I am a cat person. I also like to play the vidya.

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#2709 - Honestly just avoid touching someone outside of like handshake…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/06/2015 on expeditas's profile 0
#2710 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
i give up
thanks for the help
#2711 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
Sorry I wasn't more useful. I don't know many things either.
#2712 - expeditas (10/07/2015) [-]
its all ok, no worries
#2707 - Just stay away from too much touching and you'll be fine. …  [+] (5 new replies) 10/06/2015 on expeditas's profile 0
#2708 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
but how much is too much?
when is it perceived as being sexual?
#2709 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
Honestly just avoid touching someone outside of like handshakes and high fives and it will never be an issue.

I have no idea when it starts being sexual. I can't keep training to be a wizard if I know those kinds of things after all.
#2710 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
i give up
thanks for the help
#2711 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
Sorry I wasn't more useful. I don't know many things either.
#2712 - expeditas (10/07/2015) [-]
its all ok, no worries
#2704 - I see. What's so confusing? Can the worst explainer in the world help?  [+] (8 new replies) 10/06/2015 on expeditas's profile 0
User avatar
#2706 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
people are getting angry at me because i dont know the answer, it's scary and they wont tell me what is ok and what isnt
#2705 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
what is appropriate and what is inappropriate to do with friends?
hugging is ok, sleeping in the same bed not, patting on the head is, but where is the line drawn?
#2707 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
Just stay away from too much touching and you'll be fine.
In my opinion, and I'm just a guy on the internet, is that there's no real set line. It varies from person to person. You just kinda have to see how it plays out. It's generally pretty obvious if someone doesn't want to be touched.
#2708 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
but how much is too much?
when is it perceived as being sexual?
#2709 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
Honestly just avoid touching someone outside of like handshakes and high fives and it will never be an issue.

I have no idea when it starts being sexual. I can't keep training to be a wizard if I know those kinds of things after all.
#2710 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
i give up
thanks for the help
#2711 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
Sorry I wasn't more useful. I don't know many things either.
#2712 - expeditas (10/07/2015) [-]
its all ok, no worries
#2702 - Well that's very conversation ending. Are you busy?  [+] (10 new replies) 10/06/2015 on expeditas's profile 0
#2703 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
im confused
#2704 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
I see. What's so confusing? Can the worst explainer in the world help?
User avatar
#2706 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
people are getting angry at me because i dont know the answer, it's scary and they wont tell me what is ok and what isnt
#2705 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
what is appropriate and what is inappropriate to do with friends?
hugging is ok, sleeping in the same bed not, patting on the head is, but where is the line drawn?
#2707 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
Just stay away from too much touching and you'll be fine.
In my opinion, and I'm just a guy on the internet, is that there's no real set line. It varies from person to person. You just kinda have to see how it plays out. It's generally pretty obvious if someone doesn't want to be touched.
#2708 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
but how much is too much?
when is it perceived as being sexual?
#2709 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
Honestly just avoid touching someone outside of like handshakes and high fives and it will never be an issue.

I have no idea when it starts being sexual. I can't keep training to be a wizard if I know those kinds of things after all.
#2710 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
i give up
thanks for the help
#2711 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
Sorry I wasn't more useful. I don't know many things either.
#2712 - expeditas (10/07/2015) [-]
its all ok, no worries
#2700 - I don't think I could ever take a game like that seriously. Ha…  [+] (12 new replies) 10/06/2015 on expeditas's profile 0
#2701 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
alright
#2702 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
Well that's very conversation ending. Are you busy?
#2703 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
im confused
#2704 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
I see. What's so confusing? Can the worst explainer in the world help?
User avatar
#2706 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
people are getting angry at me because i dont know the answer, it's scary and they wont tell me what is ok and what isnt
#2705 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
what is appropriate and what is inappropriate to do with friends?
hugging is ok, sleeping in the same bed not, patting on the head is, but where is the line drawn?
#2707 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
Just stay away from too much touching and you'll be fine.
In my opinion, and I'm just a guy on the internet, is that there's no real set line. It varies from person to person. You just kinda have to see how it plays out. It's generally pretty obvious if someone doesn't want to be touched.
#2708 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
but how much is too much?
when is it perceived as being sexual?
#2709 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
Honestly just avoid touching someone outside of like handshakes and high fives and it will never be an issue.

I have no idea when it starts being sexual. I can't keep training to be a wizard if I know those kinds of things after all.
#2710 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
i give up
thanks for the help
#2711 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
Sorry I wasn't more useful. I don't know many things either.
#2712 - expeditas (10/07/2015) [-]
its all ok, no worries
#2698 - >Dark Souls >Cute Pick one. I have no…  [+] (14 new replies) 10/06/2015 on expeditas's profile 0
#2699 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
we need animu cute dark souls
im saying that this doesnt classify as porn, and it's the closest thing to porn of him in existence... so, there's no porn of him!
how about sleeping in the same bed? not in a sexual way though
#2700 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
I don't think I could ever take a game like that seriously. Half of the Dark Souls games are their dark and eerie atmosphere.
Ah. I still don't believe that. If he's even marginally common then there's porn of him somewhere.
I think that would be too much for most people. I won't care if I know them incredibly well, but that's waaay too far into personal space. For me and just about anyone else.
#2701 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
alright
#2702 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
Well that's very conversation ending. Are you busy?
#2703 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
im confused
#2704 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
I see. What's so confusing? Can the worst explainer in the world help?
User avatar
#2706 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
people are getting angry at me because i dont know the answer, it's scary and they wont tell me what is ok and what isnt
#2705 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
what is appropriate and what is inappropriate to do with friends?
hugging is ok, sleeping in the same bed not, patting on the head is, but where is the line drawn?
#2707 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
Just stay away from too much touching and you'll be fine.
In my opinion, and I'm just a guy on the internet, is that there's no real set line. It varies from person to person. You just kinda have to see how it plays out. It's generally pretty obvious if someone doesn't want to be touched.
#2708 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
but how much is too much?
when is it perceived as being sexual?
#2709 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
Honestly just avoid touching someone outside of like handshakes and high fives and it will never be an issue.

I have no idea when it starts being sexual. I can't keep training to be a wizard if I know those kinds of things after all.
#2710 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
i give up
thanks for the help
#2711 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
Sorry I wasn't more useful. I don't know many things either.
#2712 - expeditas (10/07/2015) [-]
its all ok, no worries
#2693 - I swear to god if these youtube things still don… 10/06/2015 on expeditas's profile 0
#249 - **altari used "*roll picture*"** **altari rolled image ** … 10/06/2015 on How spooky are you ? +1
#2691 - Mostly Fire Emblem: Fates, Dark Souls 3 and Salt and Sanctuary…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/06/2015 on expeditas's profile 0
#2692 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
fun fun fun, tell me about Salt there's actually not a single porn picture of this trap on the entire internet, you know
#2693 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
2D Souls ► Salt & Sanctuary I swear to god if these youtube things still don't work...
Think Dark Souls, but 2D. Vaati explains it better than I ever will though.
Bullshit. There's porn of anything. And he is a thing.
#2689 - I have the motivation of a slightly wet potato. I'll get aroun…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/06/2015 on expeditas's profile 0
#2690 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
like what? also Fallout 4 hype is real
i have literally every picture of this boy that has ever been put on the internet. I spent the better part of 4 hours looking for all of them
yayness
#2691 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
Mostly Fire Emblem: Fates, Dark Souls 3 and Salt and Sanctuary. I'm sure there are others I'm forgetting but those are the main ones.
I wish I had every Olivia picture. Actually maybe not. I've seen some weird shit man. I still want more normal ones. She's just too cute.
#2692 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
fun fun fun, tell me about Salt there's actually not a single porn picture of this trap on the entire internet, you know
#2693 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
2D Souls ► Salt & Sanctuary I swear to god if these youtube things still don't work...
Think Dark Souls, but 2D. Vaati explains it better than I ever will though.
Bullshit. There's porn of anything. And he is a thing.
#2687 - I see. I've always wanted to learn another language, but I nev…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/06/2015 on expeditas's profile 0
#2688 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
you can do it i cant eat sausages or hot dogs or frankfurters or russians or things like that because i might be eating a pig's scrotum im not even close to finishing with my cute trap folder
would you cuddle with me if i were a futa?
#2689 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
I have the motivation of a slightly wet potato. I'll get around to it sometime. In the meantime, I'm busy being super hyped for all the shit coming out early 2016. Remember when I said don't think about it? Just don't. Life is happier if you don't think about those kind of things. They aren't actually made out of that anymore. It's some synthetic skin made out of other meat now. Don't worry.
I actually only have like ten pictures left. I never really needed more than thirty but now I'll have to find some.
Sure why not. I'm always open to new things.
#2690 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
like what? also Fallout 4 hype is real
i have literally every picture of this boy that has ever been put on the internet. I spent the better part of 4 hours looking for all of them
yayness
#2691 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
Mostly Fire Emblem: Fates, Dark Souls 3 and Salt and Sanctuary. I'm sure there are others I'm forgetting but those are the main ones.
I wish I had every Olivia picture. Actually maybe not. I've seen some weird shit man. I still want more normal ones. She's just too cute.
#2692 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
fun fun fun, tell me about Salt there's actually not a single porn picture of this trap on the entire internet, you know
#2693 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
2D Souls ► Salt & Sanctuary I swear to god if these youtube things still don't work...
Think Dark Souls, but 2D. Vaati explains it better than I ever will though.
Bullshit. There's porn of anything. And he is a thing.
#2685 - And sorry for the late replies, fj isn't giving me notificatio… 10/06/2015 on expeditas's profile 0
#2684 - I knew anata and suki sort of meant you and love, but I didn'…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/06/2015 on expeditas's profile 0
#2686 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
anata is the affectionate way to say "you" and suki can mean "like" or "love", though Koi is the romantic word for love. It's because i used the roman alphabet to type it, if i had written it in hiragana and kanji (the japanese writing system) then it probably would have translated. the thing is that no one knows what hot dogs are made of
plot twist: im a futa
#2687 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
I see. I've always wanted to learn another language, but I never really got around to it. I like it better not knowing. I feel like if I know I'll stop eating them. Ignorance is bliss, you know?
DUN DUN DUN
You can never beat my Olivia folder. I knew you'd run out first. Now I'm gonna have to beat you in best girl Shiina picks that I totally didn't steal form optimusum or whatever his name is.
#2688 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
you can do it i cant eat sausages or hot dogs or frankfurters or russians or things like that because i might be eating a pig's scrotum im not even close to finishing with my cute trap folder
would you cuddle with me if i were a futa?
#2689 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
I have the motivation of a slightly wet potato. I'll get around to it sometime. In the meantime, I'm busy being super hyped for all the shit coming out early 2016. Remember when I said don't think about it? Just don't. Life is happier if you don't think about those kind of things. They aren't actually made out of that anymore. It's some synthetic skin made out of other meat now. Don't worry.
I actually only have like ten pictures left. I never really needed more than thirty but now I'll have to find some.
Sure why not. I'm always open to new things.
#2690 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
like what? also Fallout 4 hype is real
i have literally every picture of this boy that has ever been put on the internet. I spent the better part of 4 hours looking for all of them
yayness
#2691 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
Mostly Fire Emblem: Fates, Dark Souls 3 and Salt and Sanctuary. I'm sure there are others I'm forgetting but those are the main ones.
I wish I had every Olivia picture. Actually maybe not. I've seen some weird shit man. I still want more normal ones. She's just too cute.
#2692 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
fun fun fun, tell me about Salt there's actually not a single porn picture of this trap on the entire internet, you know
#2693 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
2D Souls ► Salt & Sanctuary I swear to god if these youtube things still don't work...
Think Dark Souls, but 2D. Vaati explains it better than I ever will though.
Bullshit. There's porn of anything. And he is a thing.
#2682 - Google translate has betrayed me. uh...what do other peo…  [+] (11 new replies) 10/06/2015 on expeditas's profile 0
#2683 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
it roughly translates to " i understand a bit of Japanese, and i love you " sausages, love. i know what a hot dog is, but, what are they made of? which part of which animal?
but what about all the porn of girls with penises?
User avatar
#2685 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
And sorry for the late replies, fj isn't giving me notifications till way later.
#2684 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
I knew anata and suki sort of meant you and love, but I didn't have a clue for the rest. Also google translate didn't even try. It just gave up. Sausages and hot dogs are two different things. Very similar though. Hotdogs are basically just smaller and made out of differant parts but I don't remember what they are.
I dunno man. I know they were guys originally, but took a fuckton of drugs/whatever to make them female, but i have no idea what the process is.
#2686 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
anata is the affectionate way to say "you" and suki can mean "like" or "love", though Koi is the romantic word for love. It's because i used the roman alphabet to type it, if i had written it in hiragana and kanji (the japanese writing system) then it probably would have translated. the thing is that no one knows what hot dogs are made of
plot twist: im a futa
#2687 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
I see. I've always wanted to learn another language, but I never really got around to it. I like it better not knowing. I feel like if I know I'll stop eating them. Ignorance is bliss, you know?
DUN DUN DUN
You can never beat my Olivia folder. I knew you'd run out first. Now I'm gonna have to beat you in best girl Shiina picks that I totally didn't steal form optimusum or whatever his name is.
#2688 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
you can do it i cant eat sausages or hot dogs or frankfurters or russians or things like that because i might be eating a pig's scrotum im not even close to finishing with my cute trap folder
would you cuddle with me if i were a futa?
#2689 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
I have the motivation of a slightly wet potato. I'll get around to it sometime. In the meantime, I'm busy being super hyped for all the shit coming out early 2016. Remember when I said don't think about it? Just don't. Life is happier if you don't think about those kind of things. They aren't actually made out of that anymore. It's some synthetic skin made out of other meat now. Don't worry.
I actually only have like ten pictures left. I never really needed more than thirty but now I'll have to find some.
Sure why not. I'm always open to new things.
#2690 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
like what? also Fallout 4 hype is real
i have literally every picture of this boy that has ever been put on the internet. I spent the better part of 4 hours looking for all of them
yayness
#2691 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
Mostly Fire Emblem: Fates, Dark Souls 3 and Salt and Sanctuary. I'm sure there are others I'm forgetting but those are the main ones.
I wish I had every Olivia picture. Actually maybe not. I've seen some weird shit man. I still want more normal ones. She's just too cute.
#2692 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
fun fun fun, tell me about Salt there's actually not a single porn picture of this trap on the entire internet, you know
#2693 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
2D Souls ► Salt & Sanctuary I swear to god if these youtube things still don't work...
Think Dark Souls, but 2D. Vaati explains it better than I ever will though.
Bullshit. There's porn of anything. And he is a thing.
#2680 - Ah. Does that mean you know Japanese/Chinese/Whatever the lang…  [+] (13 new replies) 10/06/2015 on expeditas's profile 0
#2681 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
Nihongo chotto wakarimasu to watashi anata suki what even are hot dogs
would you ever cuddle with a futa that didnt have a vagina? and how is a futa made?
#2682 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
Google translate has betrayed me. uh...what do other people call them..... Frankfurters maybe? They're like cylinders of meat. Usually quite cheap. Can be boiled or fried or barbecued or whatever.
eh sure why not I have no idea how futa's are made. As far as i know they're just fiction.
#2683 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
it roughly translates to " i understand a bit of Japanese, and i love you " sausages, love. i know what a hot dog is, but, what are they made of? which part of which animal?
but what about all the porn of girls with penises?
User avatar
#2685 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
And sorry for the late replies, fj isn't giving me notifications till way later.
#2684 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
I knew anata and suki sort of meant you and love, but I didn't have a clue for the rest. Also google translate didn't even try. It just gave up. Sausages and hot dogs are two different things. Very similar though. Hotdogs are basically just smaller and made out of differant parts but I don't remember what they are.
I dunno man. I know they were guys originally, but took a fuckton of drugs/whatever to make them female, but i have no idea what the process is.
#2686 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
anata is the affectionate way to say "you" and suki can mean "like" or "love", though Koi is the romantic word for love. It's because i used the roman alphabet to type it, if i had written it in hiragana and kanji (the japanese writing system) then it probably would have translated. the thing is that no one knows what hot dogs are made of
plot twist: im a futa
#2687 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
I see. I've always wanted to learn another language, but I never really got around to it. I like it better not knowing. I feel like if I know I'll stop eating them. Ignorance is bliss, you know?
DUN DUN DUN
You can never beat my Olivia folder. I knew you'd run out first. Now I'm gonna have to beat you in best girl Shiina picks that I totally didn't steal form optimusum or whatever his name is.
#2688 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
you can do it i cant eat sausages or hot dogs or frankfurters or russians or things like that because i might be eating a pig's scrotum im not even close to finishing with my cute trap folder
would you cuddle with me if i were a futa?
#2689 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
I have the motivation of a slightly wet potato. I'll get around to it sometime. In the meantime, I'm busy being super hyped for all the shit coming out early 2016. Remember when I said don't think about it? Just don't. Life is happier if you don't think about those kind of things. They aren't actually made out of that anymore. It's some synthetic skin made out of other meat now. Don't worry.
I actually only have like ten pictures left. I never really needed more than thirty but now I'll have to find some.
Sure why not. I'm always open to new things.
#2690 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
like what? also Fallout 4 hype is real
i have literally every picture of this boy that has ever been put on the internet. I spent the better part of 4 hours looking for all of them
yayness
#2691 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
Mostly Fire Emblem: Fates, Dark Souls 3 and Salt and Sanctuary. I'm sure there are others I'm forgetting but those are the main ones.
I wish I had every Olivia picture. Actually maybe not. I've seen some weird shit man. I still want more normal ones. She's just too cute.
#2692 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
fun fun fun, tell me about Salt there's actually not a single porn picture of this trap on the entire internet, you know
#2693 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
2D Souls ► Salt & Sanctuary I swear to god if these youtube things still don't work...
Think Dark Souls, but 2D. Vaati explains it better than I ever will though.
Bullshit. There's porn of anything. And he is a thing.
#2678 - Are you going to be living on your own? Probably wit…  [+] (15 new replies) 10/06/2015 on expeditas's profile 0
#2679 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
not in Japan, but probably in China. Do you live on your own?
wait so what is the difference between a trap and futa?
#2680 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
Ah. Does that mean you know Japanese/Chinese/Whatever the languages are properly called? Yes I do live on my own. Food sales are my new gods. Hot dogs are Jesus.
A trap is a feminine looking boy, and a futa is a girl + a dick. Usually futa's have both genitals but sometimes only dick.
#2681 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
Nihongo chotto wakarimasu to watashi anata suki what even are hot dogs
would you ever cuddle with a futa that didnt have a vagina? and how is a futa made?
#2682 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
Google translate has betrayed me. uh...what do other people call them..... Frankfurters maybe? They're like cylinders of meat. Usually quite cheap. Can be boiled or fried or barbecued or whatever.
eh sure why not I have no idea how futa's are made. As far as i know they're just fiction.
#2683 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
it roughly translates to " i understand a bit of Japanese, and i love you " sausages, love. i know what a hot dog is, but, what are they made of? which part of which animal?
but what about all the porn of girls with penises?
User avatar
#2685 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
And sorry for the late replies, fj isn't giving me notifications till way later.
#2684 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
I knew anata and suki sort of meant you and love, but I didn't have a clue for the rest. Also google translate didn't even try. It just gave up. Sausages and hot dogs are two different things. Very similar though. Hotdogs are basically just smaller and made out of differant parts but I don't remember what they are.
I dunno man. I know they were guys originally, but took a fuckton of drugs/whatever to make them female, but i have no idea what the process is.
#2686 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
anata is the affectionate way to say "you" and suki can mean "like" or "love", though Koi is the romantic word for love. It's because i used the roman alphabet to type it, if i had written it in hiragana and kanji (the japanese writing system) then it probably would have translated. the thing is that no one knows what hot dogs are made of
plot twist: im a futa
#2687 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
I see. I've always wanted to learn another language, but I never really got around to it. I like it better not knowing. I feel like if I know I'll stop eating them. Ignorance is bliss, you know?
DUN DUN DUN
You can never beat my Olivia folder. I knew you'd run out first. Now I'm gonna have to beat you in best girl Shiina picks that I totally didn't steal form optimusum or whatever his name is.
#2688 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
you can do it i cant eat sausages or hot dogs or frankfurters or russians or things like that because i might be eating a pig's scrotum im not even close to finishing with my cute trap folder
would you cuddle with me if i were a futa?
#2689 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
I have the motivation of a slightly wet potato. I'll get around to it sometime. In the meantime, I'm busy being super hyped for all the shit coming out early 2016. Remember when I said don't think about it? Just don't. Life is happier if you don't think about those kind of things. They aren't actually made out of that anymore. It's some synthetic skin made out of other meat now. Don't worry.
I actually only have like ten pictures left. I never really needed more than thirty but now I'll have to find some.
Sure why not. I'm always open to new things.
#2690 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
like what? also Fallout 4 hype is real
i have literally every picture of this boy that has ever been put on the internet. I spent the better part of 4 hours looking for all of them
yayness
#2691 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
Mostly Fire Emblem: Fates, Dark Souls 3 and Salt and Sanctuary. I'm sure there are others I'm forgetting but those are the main ones.
I wish I had every Olivia picture. Actually maybe not. I've seen some weird shit man. I still want more normal ones. She's just too cute.
#2692 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
fun fun fun, tell me about Salt there's actually not a single porn picture of this trap on the entire internet, you know
#2693 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
2D Souls ► Salt & Sanctuary I swear to god if these youtube things still don't work...
Think Dark Souls, but 2D. Vaati explains it better than I ever will though.
Bullshit. There's porn of anything. And he is a thing.
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#2677 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
Japan, for a year, then to China for about 4 years. Hopefully will finish before i move to China.
would you ever cuddle with a trap or futa?
#2678 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
Are you going to be living on your own?
Probably with a futa, but probably not a trap. Traps are still technically guys. I'd good still be awesome friends with a trap, but i don't think I'd ever be attracted to one.
#2679 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
not in Japan, but probably in China. Do you live on your own?
wait so what is the difference between a trap and futa?
#2680 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
Ah. Does that mean you know Japanese/Chinese/Whatever the languages are properly called? Yes I do live on my own. Food sales are my new gods. Hot dogs are Jesus.
A trap is a feminine looking boy, and a futa is a girl + a dick. Usually futa's have both genitals but sometimes only dick.
#2681 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
Nihongo chotto wakarimasu to watashi anata suki what even are hot dogs
would you ever cuddle with a futa that didnt have a vagina? and how is a futa made?
#2682 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
Google translate has betrayed me. uh...what do other people call them..... Frankfurters maybe? They're like cylinders of meat. Usually quite cheap. Can be boiled or fried or barbecued or whatever.
eh sure why not I have no idea how futa's are made. As far as i know they're just fiction.
#2683 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
it roughly translates to " i understand a bit of Japanese, and i love you " sausages, love. i know what a hot dog is, but, what are they made of? which part of which animal?
but what about all the porn of girls with penises?
User avatar
#2685 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
And sorry for the late replies, fj isn't giving me notifications till way later.
#2684 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
I knew anata and suki sort of meant you and love, but I didn't have a clue for the rest. Also google translate didn't even try. It just gave up. Sausages and hot dogs are two different things. Very similar though. Hotdogs are basically just smaller and made out of differant parts but I don't remember what they are.
I dunno man. I know they were guys originally, but took a fuckton of drugs/whatever to make them female, but i have no idea what the process is.
#2686 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
anata is the affectionate way to say "you" and suki can mean "like" or "love", though Koi is the romantic word for love. It's because i used the roman alphabet to type it, if i had written it in hiragana and kanji (the japanese writing system) then it probably would have translated. the thing is that no one knows what hot dogs are made of
plot twist: im a futa
#2687 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
I see. I've always wanted to learn another language, but I never really got around to it. I like it better not knowing. I feel like if I know I'll stop eating them. Ignorance is bliss, you know?
DUN DUN DUN
You can never beat my Olivia folder. I knew you'd run out first. Now I'm gonna have to beat you in best girl Shiina picks that I totally didn't steal form optimusum or whatever his name is.
#2688 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
you can do it i cant eat sausages or hot dogs or frankfurters or russians or things like that because i might be eating a pig's scrotum im not even close to finishing with my cute trap folder
would you cuddle with me if i were a futa?
#2689 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
I have the motivation of a slightly wet potato. I'll get around to it sometime. In the meantime, I'm busy being super hyped for all the shit coming out early 2016. Remember when I said don't think about it? Just don't. Life is happier if you don't think about those kind of things. They aren't actually made out of that anymore. It's some synthetic skin made out of other meat now. Don't worry.
I actually only have like ten pictures left. I never really needed more than thirty but now I'll have to find some.
Sure why not. I'm always open to new things.
#2690 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
like what? also Fallout 4 hype is real
i have literally every picture of this boy that has ever been put on the internet. I spent the better part of 4 hours looking for all of them
yayness
#2691 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
Mostly Fire Emblem: Fates, Dark Souls 3 and Salt and Sanctuary. I'm sure there are others I'm forgetting but those are the main ones.
I wish I had every Olivia picture. Actually maybe not. I've seen some weird shit man. I still want more normal ones. She's just too cute.
#2692 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
fun fun fun, tell me about Salt there's actually not a single porn picture of this trap on the entire internet, you know
#2693 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
2D Souls ► Salt & Sanctuary I swear to god if these youtube things still don't work...
Think Dark Souls, but 2D. Vaati explains it better than I ever will though.
Bullshit. There's porn of anything. And he is a thing.
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#2675 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
well i might be rather delayed since i've got exams in a month and then im moving countries, but when i have something for you to try out i'll send it to you <3
so you wouldnt even consider hugging her if she was a futa? that is so shallow
#2676 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
Where are you moving too? C'mon Canada, C'mon Canada,C'mon Canada I know it won't be but i still have to hope
I never said that. hugs are for all. And Olivia is for hug not fug. Also fug.
#2677 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
Japan, for a year, then to China for about 4 years. Hopefully will finish before i move to China.
would you ever cuddle with a trap or futa?
#2678 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
Are you going to be living on your own?
Probably with a futa, but probably not a trap. Traps are still technically guys. I'd good still be awesome friends with a trap, but i don't think I'd ever be attracted to one.
#2679 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
not in Japan, but probably in China. Do you live on your own?
wait so what is the difference between a trap and futa?
#2680 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
Ah. Does that mean you know Japanese/Chinese/Whatever the languages are properly called? Yes I do live on my own. Food sales are my new gods. Hot dogs are Jesus.
A trap is a feminine looking boy, and a futa is a girl + a dick. Usually futa's have both genitals but sometimes only dick.
#2681 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
Nihongo chotto wakarimasu to watashi anata suki what even are hot dogs
would you ever cuddle with a futa that didnt have a vagina? and how is a futa made?
#2682 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
Google translate has betrayed me. uh...what do other people call them..... Frankfurters maybe? They're like cylinders of meat. Usually quite cheap. Can be boiled or fried or barbecued or whatever.
eh sure why not I have no idea how futa's are made. As far as i know they're just fiction.
#2683 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
it roughly translates to " i understand a bit of Japanese, and i love you " sausages, love. i know what a hot dog is, but, what are they made of? which part of which animal?
but what about all the porn of girls with penises?
User avatar
#2685 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
And sorry for the late replies, fj isn't giving me notifications till way later.
#2684 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
I knew anata and suki sort of meant you and love, but I didn't have a clue for the rest. Also google translate didn't even try. It just gave up. Sausages and hot dogs are two different things. Very similar though. Hotdogs are basically just smaller and made out of differant parts but I don't remember what they are.
I dunno man. I know they were guys originally, but took a fuckton of drugs/whatever to make them female, but i have no idea what the process is.
#2686 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
anata is the affectionate way to say "you" and suki can mean "like" or "love", though Koi is the romantic word for love. It's because i used the roman alphabet to type it, if i had written it in hiragana and kanji (the japanese writing system) then it probably would have translated. the thing is that no one knows what hot dogs are made of
plot twist: im a futa
#2687 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
I see. I've always wanted to learn another language, but I never really got around to it. I like it better not knowing. I feel like if I know I'll stop eating them. Ignorance is bliss, you know?
DUN DUN DUN
You can never beat my Olivia folder. I knew you'd run out first. Now I'm gonna have to beat you in best girl Shiina picks that I totally didn't steal form optimusum or whatever his name is.
#2688 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
you can do it i cant eat sausages or hot dogs or frankfurters or russians or things like that because i might be eating a pig's scrotum im not even close to finishing with my cute trap folder
would you cuddle with me if i were a futa?
#2689 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
I have the motivation of a slightly wet potato. I'll get around to it sometime. In the meantime, I'm busy being super hyped for all the shit coming out early 2016. Remember when I said don't think about it? Just don't. Life is happier if you don't think about those kind of things. They aren't actually made out of that anymore. It's some synthetic skin made out of other meat now. Don't worry.
I actually only have like ten pictures left. I never really needed more than thirty but now I'll have to find some.
Sure why not. I'm always open to new things.
#2690 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
like what? also Fallout 4 hype is real
i have literally every picture of this boy that has ever been put on the internet. I spent the better part of 4 hours looking for all of them
yayness
#2691 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
Mostly Fire Emblem: Fates, Dark Souls 3 and Salt and Sanctuary. I'm sure there are others I'm forgetting but those are the main ones.
I wish I had every Olivia picture. Actually maybe not. I've seen some weird shit man. I still want more normal ones. She's just too cute.
#2692 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
fun fun fun, tell me about Salt there's actually not a single porn picture of this trap on the entire internet, you know
#2693 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
2D Souls ► Salt & Sanctuary I swear to god if these youtube things still don't work...
Think Dark Souls, but 2D. Vaati explains it better than I ever will though.
Bullshit. There's porn of anything. And he is a thing.
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#2697 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
also, is hugging and patting a friend inappropriate? like, if youre really close friends though
#2696 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
that actually looks quite fun, tho needs more cute
Yohanne Bonaventura. That's his name, and the closest thing to porn out there of him is this tho since he's a boy, it's like seeing a buff shirtless guy at gym
#2698 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
>Dark Souls
>Cute
Pick one.
I have no idea what you mean by that. Are you saying he's attractive or that it's rare? Wat
As for your other question, hmm. It depends really. I don't mind, but some people don't like being touched. Try asking them first I guess?
#2699 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
we need animu cute dark souls
im saying that this doesnt classify as porn, and it's the closest thing to porn of him in existence... so, there's no porn of him!
how about sleeping in the same bed? not in a sexual way though
#2700 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
I don't think I could ever take a game like that seriously. Half of the Dark Souls games are their dark and eerie atmosphere.
Ah. I still don't believe that. If he's even marginally common then there's porn of him somewhere.
I think that would be too much for most people. I won't care if I know them incredibly well, but that's waaay too far into personal space. For me and just about anyone else.
#2701 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
alright
#2702 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
Well that's very conversation ending. Are you busy?
#2703 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
im confused
#2704 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
I see. What's so confusing? Can the worst explainer in the world help?
User avatar
#2706 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
people are getting angry at me because i dont know the answer, it's scary and they wont tell me what is ok and what isnt
#2705 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
what is appropriate and what is inappropriate to do with friends?
hugging is ok, sleeping in the same bed not, patting on the head is, but where is the line drawn?
#2707 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
Just stay away from too much touching and you'll be fine.
In my opinion, and I'm just a guy on the internet, is that there's no real set line. It varies from person to person. You just kinda have to see how it plays out. It's generally pretty obvious if someone doesn't want to be touched.
#2708 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
but how much is too much?
when is it perceived as being sexual?
#2709 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
Honestly just avoid touching someone outside of like handshakes and high fives and it will never be an issue.

I have no idea when it starts being sexual. I can't keep training to be a wizard if I know those kinds of things after all.
#2710 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
i give up
thanks for the help
#2711 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
Sorry I wasn't more useful. I don't know many things either.
#2712 - expeditas (10/07/2015) [-]
its all ok, no worries
#2673 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
with the whole game!
what if your waifu was a shemale?
okai
#2674 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
Awesome. So I can expect a beta soon riiiiight?
nu. Olivia best. And she's female.
#2675 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
well i might be rather delayed since i've got exams in a month and then im moving countries, but when i have something for you to try out i'll send it to you <3
so you wouldnt even consider hugging her if she was a futa? that is so shallow
#2676 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
Where are you moving too? C'mon Canada, C'mon Canada,C'mon Canada I know it won't be but i still have to hope
I never said that. hugs are for all. And Olivia is for hug not fug. Also fug.
#2677 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
Japan, for a year, then to China for about 4 years. Hopefully will finish before i move to China.
would you ever cuddle with a trap or futa?
#2678 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
Are you going to be living on your own?
Probably with a futa, but probably not a trap. Traps are still technically guys. I'd good still be awesome friends with a trap, but i don't think I'd ever be attracted to one.
#2679 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
not in Japan, but probably in China. Do you live on your own?
wait so what is the difference between a trap and futa?
#2680 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
Ah. Does that mean you know Japanese/Chinese/Whatever the languages are properly called? Yes I do live on my own. Food sales are my new gods. Hot dogs are Jesus.
A trap is a feminine looking boy, and a futa is a girl + a dick. Usually futa's have both genitals but sometimes only dick.
#2681 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
Nihongo chotto wakarimasu to watashi anata suki what even are hot dogs
would you ever cuddle with a futa that didnt have a vagina? and how is a futa made?
#2682 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
Google translate has betrayed me. uh...what do other people call them..... Frankfurters maybe? They're like cylinders of meat. Usually quite cheap. Can be boiled or fried or barbecued or whatever.
eh sure why not I have no idea how futa's are made. As far as i know they're just fiction.
#2683 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
it roughly translates to " i understand a bit of Japanese, and i love you " sausages, love. i know what a hot dog is, but, what are they made of? which part of which animal?
but what about all the porn of girls with penises?
User avatar
#2685 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
And sorry for the late replies, fj isn't giving me notifications till way later.
#2684 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
I knew anata and suki sort of meant you and love, but I didn't have a clue for the rest. Also google translate didn't even try. It just gave up. Sausages and hot dogs are two different things. Very similar though. Hotdogs are basically just smaller and made out of differant parts but I don't remember what they are.
I dunno man. I know they were guys originally, but took a fuckton of drugs/whatever to make them female, but i have no idea what the process is.
#2686 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
anata is the affectionate way to say "you" and suki can mean "like" or "love", though Koi is the romantic word for love. It's because i used the roman alphabet to type it, if i had written it in hiragana and kanji (the japanese writing system) then it probably would have translated. the thing is that no one knows what hot dogs are made of
plot twist: im a futa
#2687 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
I see. I've always wanted to learn another language, but I never really got around to it. I like it better not knowing. I feel like if I know I'll stop eating them. Ignorance is bliss, you know?
DUN DUN DUN
You can never beat my Olivia folder. I knew you'd run out first. Now I'm gonna have to beat you in best girl Shiina picks that I totally didn't steal form optimusum or whatever his name is.
#2688 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
you can do it i cant eat sausages or hot dogs or frankfurters or russians or things like that because i might be eating a pig's scrotum im not even close to finishing with my cute trap folder
would you cuddle with me if i were a futa?
#2689 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
I have the motivation of a slightly wet potato. I'll get around to it sometime. In the meantime, I'm busy being super hyped for all the shit coming out early 2016. Remember when I said don't think about it? Just don't. Life is happier if you don't think about those kind of things. They aren't actually made out of that anymore. It's some synthetic skin made out of other meat now. Don't worry.
I actually only have like ten pictures left. I never really needed more than thirty but now I'll have to find some.
Sure why not. I'm always open to new things.
#2690 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
like what? also Fallout 4 hype is real
i have literally every picture of this boy that has ever been put on the internet. I spent the better part of 4 hours looking for all of them
yayness
#2691 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
Mostly Fire Emblem: Fates, Dark Souls 3 and Salt and Sanctuary. I'm sure there are others I'm forgetting but those are the main ones.
I wish I had every Olivia picture. Actually maybe not. I've seen some weird shit man. I still want more normal ones. She's just too cute.
#2692 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
fun fun fun, tell me about Salt there's actually not a single porn picture of this trap on the entire internet, you know
#2693 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
2D Souls ► Salt & Sanctuary I swear to god if these youtube things still don't work...
Think Dark Souls, but 2D. Vaati explains it better than I ever will though.
Bullshit. There's porn of anything. And he is a thing.
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#273 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
56.6% done! dont you just want to hug and cuddle him and get served breakfast in bed and kissed on the forehead by him?
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#269 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
it was a slip of the tongue, altara
traps are lovely
#271 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]

*scary
How far gave you gotten with your game?
#273 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
56.6% done! dont you just want to hug and cuddle him and get served breakfast in bed and kissed on the forehead by him?
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#539 - hazenberdan (10/07/2015) [-]
You rang? I'd have replied earlier but MGO3 finally went live and I've been doing nothing but dashing around and throwing people off cliffs n shit. Infiltrator is great for when you want to be slenderman with an assault rifle. I haven't really used my scout or enforcer much,since one is basically a master of fuck all and the other is just 200 lbs of armor that fatrolls like in DS.
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#291 - zhlandir (10/06/2015) [-]
Good ol GeeMcTits
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#292 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy das me
#266 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
i love you too alatalari i feel so appreciated :p
#267 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]
How dare you spell my name wrong luv u too
Also is that a trap. Cuz it looks like a trap.
#269 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
it was a slip of the tongue, altara
traps are lovely
#271 - altari (10/06/2015) [-]

*scary
How far gave you gotten with your game?
#273 - expeditas (10/06/2015) [-]
56.6% done! dont you just want to hug and cuddle him and get served breakfast in bed and kissed on the forehead by him?
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#113 - altari ONLINE (10/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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Hello random user/anon. Welcome to my profile. I'm altari.   
I like cats and I play alot of vidya.    
I usually play rpg's, but I play League a decent amount too.   
If you want to add me on either of them, both accounts are Eltostitos.    
    
Add me as a friend if you want, I accept em all.   
&lt; And don't forget
Hello random user/anon. Welcome to my profile. I'm altari.
I like cats and I play alot of vidya.
I usually play rpg's, but I play League a decent amount too.
If you want to add me on either of them, both accounts are Eltostitos.

Add me as a friend if you want, I accept em all.
< And don't forget
#289 - altari ONLINE (01/13/2016) [-]
I want this in a gif.
User avatar #288 to #287 - altari ONLINE (09/10/2015) [-]
Holy **** you actually delivered. Thanks mate. Have a good one.
#283 - gothictomato (05/26/2015) [-]
Gibe Friend code feg
Gibe Friend code feg
User avatar #284 to #283 - altari ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
3626-1336-5544

I'm trying to download Monster hunter right now but my visa is being a hoe. Do you have that game too?
User avatar #285 to #284 - gothictomato (05/26/2015) [-]
Yeeeee boy
its fly Colton has it too and mines 3153-4260-1039
User avatar #280 to #279 - altari ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
u no it c0nt. I'm back baybeeeee
#281 to #280 - zhlandir (05/13/2015) [-]
awwww yissss
awwww yissss
User avatar #282 to #281 - altari ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
yeeeeeeee
#269 - zhlandir (04/10/2015) [-]
Who says you can't have fashion souls anymore?

I think I'm fabulous.
#270 to #269 - altari ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
You could even say you were, Fashionborne.
You could even say you were, Fashionborne.
#271 to #270 - zhlandir (04/10/2015) [-]
DID YOU ORDER 'IT'
#272 to #271 - altari ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
If I order it, it will only be delivered on the 20th. I'm probs going to town on monday to buy one.   
   
   
 I like that picture. That is a nice picture.
If I order it, it will only be delivered on the 20th. I'm probs going to town on monday to buy one.


I like that picture. That is a nice picture.
#273 to #272 - zhlandir (04/10/2015) [-]
WHEN IS MONDAY I HAVENT SLEPT I DONT KNOW
User avatar #275 to #273 - altari ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Also you should read one punch man sometime. If you like mangos. There's a part in it where he beats a mushroom man in a punch fight.

www.mangareader.net/onepunch-man
#274 to #273 - altari ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Today is friday sadly.  So monday is tomorrow obvi.
Today is friday sadly. So monday is tomorrow obvi.
#276 to #274 - zhlandir (04/10/2015) [-]
OKEY SO WE PLAY TOMORROW
NO WAIT IM IN A CASINO TOMORROW
#famerichshrekxcatsotp

#277 to #276 - altari ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Rektangled.  Sorry was on the phone fixing interwebs.
Rektangled. Sorry was on the phone fixing interwebs.
User avatar #268 - altari ONLINE (04/03/2015) [-]

. ♥/l、
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 じしf_, )ノ


For later.
#262 - hazenberdan (03/26/2015) [-]
Aww yiss,new monitor AND my PC was fixed up. No more pop ups telling me I'm not authenticated anymore. When you get your net back,we should go shrek a boss or something in Mabi.
Aww yiss,new monitor AND my PC was fixed up. No more pop ups telling me I'm not authenticated anymore. When you get your net back,we should go shrek a boss or something in Mabi.
#263 to #262 - altari ONLINE (03/26/2015) [-]
Noice. How big's the monitor?   
   
I get my interwebs back on saturday.
Noice. How big's the monitor?

I get my interwebs back on saturday.
#264 to #263 - hazenberdan (03/26/2015) [-]
www.cnet.com/products/hp-w1707/ It's a fairly decent monitor,but we got at a pawn shop for like,40$. My mom's boyfriend pawned his phone to get it for me,so I'm kinda mixed about how to feel about it. I appreciate it and all,but I'm not used to people helping me.
#265 to #264 - altari ONLINE (03/26/2015) [-]
Not bad. I'm surprised you got it for such a good deal. Pawn shops are usually overpriced as 			****		.
Not bad. I'm surprised you got it for such a good deal. Pawn shops are usually overpriced as **** .
#266 to #265 - hazenberdan (03/26/2015) [-]
Digital world's fairly decent with their prices,but yeah. I understand the whole &quot;Need to make a profit!&quot; thing,but when you're attempting to sell USED ps3 games for more than what they were when they came out,that's when you need a hammer to the head. I'm addicted to TF2 again,specifically a game mode I like to call &quot;Chronic Backstabbing Disorder&quot;. I fill a server with bots,and then force their classes to be spy, They don't even bother with the cap,they just run around trying to kill things.			****		 FNAF, TF2's spies are where the real horror is at. You think you're perfectly safe,and then a spy pins you to the ground and backstabs you.
Digital world's fairly decent with their prices,but yeah. I understand the whole "Need to make a profit!" thing,but when you're attempting to sell USED ps3 games for more than what they were when they came out,that's when you need a hammer to the head. I'm addicted to TF2 again,specifically a game mode I like to call "Chronic Backstabbing Disorder". I fill a server with bots,and then force their classes to be spy, They don't even bother with the cap,they just run around trying to kill things. **** FNAF, TF2's spies are where the real horror is at. You think you're perfectly safe,and then a spy pins you to the ground and backstabs you.
#267 to #266 - altari ONLINE (03/26/2015) [-]
I've never actually played tf2. Are they spies really that horrifying?   
   
   
Speaking of addictions,  I recently got back into league. I both love and hate that game. If you ever play it, just understand that ranked is really not worth your time if you're playing for fun. Fun is not aloud in ranked.  Tryhards, tryhards everywhere.   Like if you end up playing support, and you 			****		 up even once, your adc will bitch and complain about you feeding then will probably afk. #justbronze1things.   I'll get silver eventually but goddamn if the toxic peeps make me want to kill myself.   Yes I like spoilers.
I've never actually played tf2. Are they spies really that horrifying?


Speaking of addictions, I recently got back into league. I both love and hate that game. If you ever play it, just understand that ranked is really not worth your time if you're playing for fun. Fun is not aloud in ranked. Tryhards, tryhards everywhere. Like if you end up playing support, and you **** up even once, your adc will bitch and complain about you feeding then will probably afk. #justbronze1things. I'll get silver eventually but goddamn if the toxic peeps make me want to kill myself. Yes I like spoilers.
#268 to #267 - hazenberdan (03/26/2015) [-]
Nah,but when the entire server is full of them,the best thing to do is sit somewhere as a scout and cry.
#260 - zhlandir (03/18/2015) [-]
7 days
#259 - zhlandir (03/17/2015) [-]
8 days
#258 - zhlandir (03/16/2015) [-]
9 days
#257 - zhlandir (03/14/2015) [-]
10 days
#246 - zhlandir (03/13/2015) [-]
11 days
#247 to #246 - altari ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
NO
NO
#248 to #247 - zhlandir (03/14/2015) [-]
Yes. Yes indeed.
User avatar #251 to #248 - altari ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
CAN
User avatar #250 to #248 - altari ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
YOU
User avatar #249 to #248 - altari ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
NOT
#252 to #249 - altari ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#254 to #252 - zhlandir (03/14/2015) [-]
You could be him.
#255 to #254 - altari ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
If only....
If only....
#256 to #255 - zhlandir (03/14/2015) [-]
I'd be lost without you.
#245 - expeditas (02/27/2015) [-]
&lt;3
<3
User avatar #238 - themightymrplow (02/26/2015) [-]
Quick! Draw a pair of boobs for me!
#239 to #238 - altari ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
I have no idea why you think I can draw, but here. For your troubles. Please no ban.
#240 to #239 - themightymrplow (02/26/2015) [-]
Wonderful. A masterpiece. Tenouttaten!
User avatar #241 to #240 - altari ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
Happy to be of service. So why did you so desperately need boobs drawn?
User avatar #242 to #241 - themightymrplow (02/26/2015) [-]
I'm a plastic surgeon. I needed a design to give this lady. I think she's gonna love them.
User avatar #243 to #242 - altari ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
I certainly would. I hear different size nips are the new thing.
User avatar #244 to #243 - themightymrplow (02/26/2015) [-]
It's true. Having two different sized nipples doubles the chances of your tits fitting the preference of you partner. Variety is the spice of life!
#235 - zhlandir (02/21/2015) [-]
I miss u bby
I miss u bby
#236 to #235 - altari ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
y-you too
y-you too
#225 - hazenberdan (02/13/2015) [-]
..So,did you see the new event on mabi? It's dumb as **** .
#226 to #225 - altari ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
So I hear. My internet is absolute garbage right now, like, moreso than usual. I'm getting new internet soon though. Ain't dealin with this **** anymore.

Is it true you can get animal ears from the gacha's?
#227 to #226 - hazenberdan (02/13/2015) [-]
I dunno,I haven't played in a few days. I've been playing Evil Genius. I might play after I get back today,I'm sick of my minions being retards. I don't know HOW,but two of them managed to simultaneously BUILD,and trap themselves in a room. I COULD have freed them,but I decided to make them wait until my lazy ass workers finally opened up another room for the morons to leave through.
#228 to #227 - altari ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
Sorry, was eating. Also this took longer than I care to admit. Can't wait for the internet. It'll have a cap, but I'm going to pay more so it's a 100 gig cap.
#229 to #228 - hazenberdan (02/13/2015) [-]
Aw man,that's great,the net and the card. How do they make those,anyway?
Aw man,that's great,the net and the card. How do they make those,anyway?
#230 to #229 - altari ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
www.yugiohcardmaker.net/


You need an account but they take like 5 secs to make. It's fun to dick around with them.

I'M SO ******* EXCITED FOR THE INTERWEBS JESUS
#231 to #230 - hazenberdan (02/13/2015) [-]
I should probably go get my gym bag packed. I dunno how long I'll be,I swim for like an hour but then we usually go do **** after,so I could be anywhere from an hour to 5 hours.
#232 to #231 - altari ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
I'm so jelly. I love swimming. But I live so damn far away from a pool that I can't go unless it's summer or some **** .
#233 to #232 - hazenberdan (02/13/2015) [-]
If you ever come here,the howard johnson hotel is where I go. The pool is weird as **** tho,it's deepest in the middle. It's like a canyon,and confuses the **** out of me. Day passes for the gym/pool are like,5$. Anyway,I'm gonna go get packed,when I get back we'll hop on mabi and check some **** out. That event promised free stuff,so I intend to go do that. Since I have nothing relevant,I thought you might like this. Everyone likes taiga. Probably.
#234 to #233 - altari ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
I like Taiga.

Later brah.
#214 to #213 - altari ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
You keep my mother out of this.
You keep my mother out of this.
#216 to #215 - altari ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#218 to #216 - gothictomato (02/12/2015) [-]
But i do have a kitten
#219 to #218 - altari ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
But can you keep up with my kitten collection.  Around 70% of my gifs/pics are cats.
But can you keep up with my kitten collection. Around 70% of my gifs/pics are cats.
User avatar #220 to #219 - gothictomato (02/12/2015) [-]
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i cannot that is just my kitten
#221 to #220 - altari ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
You got a kitten? Whats his/her name?
You got a kitten? Whats his/her name?
#222 to #221 - gothictomato (02/12/2015) [-]
Had the little ****** a while now, his name is Milo
#223 to #222 - altari ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
He's a cute little 			******		. My cat just sits around and gets fat.  She keeps my feet warm when I sleep though.
He's a cute little ****** . My cat just sits around and gets fat. She keeps my feet warm when I sleep though.
User avatar #224 to #223 - gothictomato (02/12/2015) [-]
He's not fat yet but if hes anything like my other 2 cats he will be
#217 to #216 - gothictomato (02/12/2015) [-]
your Gif collection is better than mine i concede
your Gif collection is better than mine i concede
#197 - expeditas (02/10/2015) [-]
clannad is so sad ;-;
#198 to #197 - altari ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
Finally got around to watching it?
Finally got around to watching it?
User avatar #199 to #198 - expeditas (02/10/2015) [-]
yush....
also I just turned 17 about 30 seconds ago
User avatar #200 to #199 - altari ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
Congrats. That means it's late as **** . Go to bed birthday boy. I'm 18 git rekt. No I'm not late at all.
User avatar #202 to #200 - expeditas (02/10/2015) [-]
also you're looking quite wrinkly over there, old timer hue
#203 to #202 - altari ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
Back in my day, youngsters were more respectful. Damn youngins.  Happy birthday brah   Have a gif of best cat girl as a present.
Back in my day, youngsters were more respectful. Damn youngins. Happy birthday brah Have a gif of best cat girl as a present.
#204 to #203 - expeditas (02/10/2015) [-]
get with the times, geyser     thankies, it means a lot
get with the times, geyser thankies, it means a lot
#205 to #204 - altari ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
Np, go to sleep so you can actually do things on your birthday.   Although i guess that defeats the purpose.    Bonus gifs.
Np, go to sleep so you can actually do things on your birthday. Although i guess that defeats the purpose. Bonus gifs.
#206 to #205 - expeditas (02/10/2015) [-]
tho I wanna get so sleepy that I cant wake up in time for school, so I dun have to go to school.... oh no, im becoming an absent boy
tho I wanna get so sleepy that I cant wake up in time for school, so I dun have to go to school.... oh no, im becoming an absent boy
#207 to #206 - altari ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
How evil. I'm reporting you to the internet police.
How evil. I'm reporting you to the internet police.
#208 to #207 - expeditas (02/10/2015) [-]
go ahead.   
they cant do the thing   
....   
....................   
do you remember a user called darkgear?  really into music, takes care of his friends and is very honest
go ahead.
they cant do the thing
....
....................
do you remember a user called darkgear? really into music, takes care of his friends and is very honest
#209 to #208 - altari ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
Then I'll take matters into my own hands. I shall swim the Atlantic. I hope your ready.   
   
Not really, I haven't been on Fj much recently. Been gaming more than anything. I don't know many users anymore. Did he get the banana?    
   
 Do you have steam?
Then I'll take matters into my own hands. I shall swim the Atlantic. I hope your ready.

Not really, I haven't been on Fj much recently. Been gaming more than anything. I don't know many users anymore. Did he get the banana?

Do you have steam?
#210 to #209 - expeditas (02/10/2015) [-]
you would not survive the attempt       
   
first he an heroed his account, then he made a new account, then he forgot his password, then he made a new, secret account   
   
 steamname = expeditas
you would not survive the attempt

first he an heroed his account, then he made a new account, then he forgot his password, then he made a new, secret account

steamname = expeditas
#211 to #210 - altari ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
u w0t m8   
   
Damn. You don't know his new account then?   
   
 I should have guessed that.
u w0t m8

Damn. You don't know his new account then?

I should have guessed that.
#212 to #211 - expeditas (02/11/2015) [-]
i'll rek u   
   
I do know his new account... just, he doesn't talk to me anymore.   
it's like he's ignoring me, it makes me feel really bad... he would just stop responding to messages in the middle of a conversation, and never mention it again.... I mean, I used to talk to him like every day and he was my favourite person in the world, but now he's gone and a I really miss him.... he said that he would have a conversation with me on my birthday though, so that's why im still up, really. he hasn't shown up yet, but it's probably just a difference in timezones...   
   
 more steam friends, this is good.
i'll rek u

I do know his new account... just, he doesn't talk to me anymore.
it's like he's ignoring me, it makes me feel really bad... he would just stop responding to messages in the middle of a conversation, and never mention it again.... I mean, I used to talk to him like every day and he was my favourite person in the world, but now he's gone and a I really miss him.... he said that he would have a conversation with me on my birthday though, so that's why im still up, really. he hasn't shown up yet, but it's probably just a difference in timezones...

more steam friends, this is good.
#201 to #200 - expeditas (02/10/2015) [-]
im too sleepy to sleep, and es like 1:31 a.m.
#172 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
love meeeeee
love meeeeee
#173 to #172 - altari ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
oky
oky
#189 to #173 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
see you tomorrow or later at night
User avatar #190 to #189 - altari ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
see ya I'm so exited for the bell bros[spoiler] Night [/spoiler]
User avatar #191 to #190 - altari ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
spoiler op
#174 to #173 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
I knew you wouldn't disappoint me, dearest of faggots
I knew you wouldn't disappoint me, dearest of faggots
#175 to #174 - altari ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
u kno it  Wazzup
u kno it Wazzup
#176 to #175 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
do i tho?   
 this 			****		 again  do you still remember how we met  i remember as it was yesterday   
... or maybe a few weeks
do i tho?
this **** again do you still remember how we met i remember as it was yesterday
... or maybe a few weeks
#177 to #176 - altari ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
yis    
 I forget completely   not really tho   I still remember   I imagine it was something like this
yis
I forget completely not really tho I still remember I imagine it was something like this
#178 to #177 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
well 			****		   
 for a moment iwas mad at you  just a bit  how could you say this about our anniversary  i remember it more like this  i still havent gotten back my banana  that midget tho
well ****
for a moment iwas mad at you just a bit how could you say this about our anniversary i remember it more like this i still havent gotten back my banana that midget tho
#179 to #178 - altari ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
*We'll    
 No homo tho   I eated  the banana   tasted like 			****		     He's having the time of his life   Don't mind the gif. Just trying to figure out what it is   Oh
*We'll
No homo tho I eated the banana tasted like **** He's having the time of his life Don't mind the gif. Just trying to figure out what it is Oh
#180 to #179 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
so smooth
like sandpaper ate* you what mate ima **** you up i do mind it alot sorry i was taking a shower hypothetically me->you i dont know whos who tho thats for you to decide
User avatar #184 to #180 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
Gonna read it tomorrow
User avatar #182 to #180 - altari ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
www.reddit.com/r/DarkSouls2/comments/2shchr/scholar_of_the_first_sin_patch_notes/
Did you hear about the patch notes? The ring sounds interesting.
User avatar #185 to #182 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
Gonna read it tomorrow
i failed
User avatar #187 to #185 - altari ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
Bell bros are gonna get alot of activity. It's gonna be great. If a host defeats a bel bro he gets a chunk/slab/TWINKILNG TITANITE/petrified dragon bone
User avatar #188 to #187 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
YUMMY
#181 to #180 - altari ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
u bet   
 *eateded   &quot;shower&quot;   your pic tho
u bet
*eateded "shower" your pic tho
#183 to #181 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
i dont think im legal yet english ************ do you spoke itt ill be gone soon for this night i mean do you have l4d or l4d2 you acn try evolve beta this weekend
#186 to #183 - altari ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
I am
No I have neither. I don't play many multiplayer games.
#192 to #186 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
do you know how the rape game works   
 im back but  jeebus im tired  bewaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare
do you know how the rape game works
im back but jeebus im tired bewaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare
#193 to #192 - altari ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
It's a struggle snuggle.   
 wb   nooooooo
It's a struggle snuggle.
wb nooooooo
#194 to #193 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
... well not the answer i expected but kudos to you   
 i drank a beer called shut the 			****		 up today  my best friend got yellow snow not sure who got the better one  how was your evening darling
... well not the answer i expected but kudos to you
i drank a beer called shut the **** up today my best friend got yellow snow not sure who got the better one how was your evening darling
#195 to #194 - altari ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
I've hesard of a beer called pussi as well. Or pussy. One of the two   rip friend   Surprise, surprise, I played dark souls. I used some acetics and did some Maldron/cosplay invades.  The amount of people with no sense of humor in this game is astounding.   What I wouldn't give to have a few Maldron gifs.....

I've hesard of a beer called pussi as well. Or pussy. One of the two rip friend Surprise, surprise, I played dark souls. I used some acetics and did some Maldron/cosplay invades. The amount of people with no sense of humor in this game is astounding. What I wouldn't give to have a few Maldron gifs.....
#196 to #195 - zhlandir (01/17/2015) [-]
I fell asleep on my couch  Damn son  Isnt that an energy drink?  lel did you taunt em after backstabbing them the 4th time and running away to warmthheal in the enemies  I dont have any, sadly
I fell asleep on my couch Damn son Isnt that an energy drink? lel did you taunt em after backstabbing them the 4th time and running away to warmthheal in the enemies I dont have any, sadly
#171 - hazenberdan (12/16/2014) [-]
So I was playing some dank souls 2 and some weab named yoyomike5 invaded me with what I assume was some kind of kirito build. Needless to say I brought out ricard's rapier and a tower shield and hacked him into little weaboo kebabs. How should I cook them,with pyromancy or miracles?
So I was playing some dank souls 2 and some weab named yoyomike5 invaded me with what I assume was some kind of kirito build. Needless to say I brought out ricard's rapier and a tower shield and hacked him into little weaboo kebabs. How should I cook them,with pyromancy or miracles?
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