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Gender: male
Steam Profile: ThatOneGuy
Consoles Owned: PC, PS3
Interests: Cats, Dark Souls, League of Legends, Anime
Date Signed Up:3/01/2013
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:Canada
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Favorite Tags: cat (2) | Cats (2)
To any who haven't figured it out already, I am a cat person. I also like to play the vidya.

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#5 - You come on my FJ, you post cat girls, and then you don't give…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/27/2015 on I'm gonna leave it here +2
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#8 - thedragonfruite (12/27/2015) [-]
my highschool romance snafu
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#9 - altari (12/27/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure it's not. This ones a girl, but Sai(?) I don't remember his name. is a guy.
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#13 - thedragonfruite (12/27/2015) [-]
you got S1 were he look a little like a girl. And S2 were he looks like a girl
S1. my highschool romance
S.2 my highschool romance snafu
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#21 - yellowcardraiden (12/28/2015) [-]
It's not from Snafu. It's from Idolmasters.
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#14 - altari (12/27/2015) [-]
I've watched both. I don't remember this scene, and someone just told me it's probably from Idolmaster.
Thanks anyway.
#15 - thedragonfruite (12/27/2015) [-]
ah i see. found it
#48 - This one sounds a lot more like an intro song, but I still lik…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2015 on The FJ Pawn exchange 0
#49 - merrrione (12/26/2015) [-]
when i bought the vanilla game in 2012 and heard the drums hit for the first time i straight up lost my shit
#46 - That's actually pretty good. Why would they remove this song? …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/26/2015 on The FJ Pawn exchange 0
#47 - merrrione (12/26/2015) [-]
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#48 - altari (12/26/2015) [-]
This one sounds a lot more like an intro song, but I still like the older one better.
#49 - merrrione (12/26/2015) [-]
when i bought the vanilla game in 2012 and heard the drums hit for the first time i straight up lost my shit
#4 - Comment deleted 12/26/2015 on My ultimate goal for FunnyJunk 0
#321 - Merry Christmas, and Happy Holidays to everyone else, I hope y… 12/25/2015 on Christmas Giveaway 0
#2 - Allen Walker, From D. Gray Man.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2015 on Allen's greteast comeback 😄 +1
#4 - brainbug (12/26/2015) [-]
>Shounen
Dropped
#22 - Best girl, best music. 12/24/2015 on > Touch fluffy tail comp 0
#119 - That's Blizzard, who is Tornado's sister, and I think her name…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/24/2015 on OMG, WHAT A SHAME! 0
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#123 - sanitarysan (12/24/2015) [-]
>>#96, >>#72, >>#114,
it's Blizzard (aka Fubuki), tornadoes younger less talented sister.
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#32 - **** . Thanks anyway man. Happy Holidays and such. 12/23/2015 on When you use the wrong... 0
#23 - I'm planing on getting it for PC when it comes out, because I … 12/23/2015 on The FJ Pawn exchange 0
#29 - I knew it looked familiar. Have they updated it recently? Last…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2015 on When you use the wrong... 0
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#31 - emiyashirou (12/23/2015) [-]
No idea, haven't checked in months.
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#32 - altari (12/23/2015) [-]
Fuck. Thanks anyway man. Happy Holidays and such.
#27 - Which mango?  [+] (4 new replies) 12/23/2015 on When you use the wrong... 0
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#28 - emiyashirou (12/23/2015) [-]
Mahou Shoujo of the End.

It's pretty fun, but don't expect anything from the plot, it's retarded as fuck.
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#29 - altari (12/23/2015) [-]
I knew it looked familiar. Have they updated it recently? Last I checked on it they didn't seem to plan on updating it.
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#31 - emiyashirou (12/23/2015) [-]
No idea, haven't checked in months.
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#32 - altari (12/23/2015) [-]
Fuck. Thanks anyway man. Happy Holidays and such.
#36 - But it still falls under the anime and manga category. Sure, k… 12/23/2015 on Yuri girls working their magic +1
#29 - If it's anime with **** , I don't see why it couldn't go…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/23/2015 on Yuri girls working their magic +3
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#40 - dndxplain (12/23/2015) [-]
there's a reason I have the yuri channel blocked. it's to avoid content like this.
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#33 - dndxplain (12/23/2015) [-]
yuri is a specific form of anime/manga.
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#36 - altari (12/23/2015) [-]
But it still falls under the anime and manga category. Sure, kirton could have specified more and put it in yuri, but there's no real reason to get upset with posting it in the anime and manga, as it IS still anime.
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#31 - kirton (12/23/2015) [-]
Hey dndxplain
This guy got it
#65 - Two words. Soul vessels. 12/22/2015 on first world problems +2
#25924 - Thanks 12/21/2015 on Ask a Mod 0
#25898 - For the past day, every time a content is uploaded to a channe…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Ask a Mod 0
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#25923 - iflirtwithanyone (12/21/2015) [-]
Settings, alert settings, toward the bottom of the first section.
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#25924 - altari (12/21/2015) [-]
Thanks
#36 - No, because I gave it to Curie instead.  [+] (15 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Not Sure If Repost +168
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#104 - tzukaza (12/21/2015) [-]
i kept mine
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#80 - nITE (12/21/2015) [-]
Ew. Synths are made from Shauns DNA, and Shaun is made from your DNA. So technically you're having sex with a relative.


Sick bastard.
#125 - killo (12/21/2015) [-]
It's okay love having every single game I play to be spoiled. Holy shit dude.
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#150 - nITE (12/21/2015) [-]
Once you get Star Wars spoiled for you, you stop caring.
#85 - metacobalion (12/21/2015) [-]
Pretty sure that's not how it works. The synths were based on Shaun's unmutated DNA. This doesn't mean that his DNA is actually used in the synths, just the template for unmutated DNA, otherwise all synths would be male and would all look similar if not identical to shaun, they must have ways of doing genetic engineering otherwise they wouldn't be able to make synths look identical to the humans they replace. Everyone on earth shares the DNA for eyes as an example, but we're not all closely related, something like that. The brotherhood of steel would have mentioned you and Danse being related during that quest with the DNA tests and suspected you of being a synth otherwise. Before you say the BOS never took your DNA, they would have your DNA from pre war military records anyway. Not like synths are people anyways, leave that incest guilt at the door. Anyone who knows more than me about this feel free to correct me, this is just my observations and assumptions based on what little I know about genetics and what the institute is capable of
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#151 - nITE (12/21/2015) [-]
A twin can look the same, but if one goes get a sex change, and facial reconstruction. Then they won't look the same. But they'll still share the same DNA.

Don't tell me to leave stuff at the door, you aint the boss of me.
#105 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
Maybe use a spoiler tag?
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#110 - metacobalion (12/21/2015) [-]
Sorry I suppose I should have. Other guy was spoiling so I figured people wouldn't have read any further if they wanted to avoid them
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#148 - talldumbdork (12/21/2015) [-]
Good point. Boo on the other guy then! Im still on hour 200 of side quests.
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#84 - envinite (12/21/2015) [-]
Wife is relative too, mah boi
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#37 - gibroner (12/21/2015) [-]
I gave it to Cait she sold it for drugs and booze
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#79 - augnos (12/21/2015) [-]
gave it to dog meat
#86 - blindkungfumasta (12/21/2015) [-]
sold it
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#146 - fishandkids (12/21/2015) [-]
At the time it was enough to buy me some ammo.
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#73 - elmirbuljubasic (12/21/2015) [-]
She made a good choice
#45 - He's copying Ken M. 12/20/2015 on molten aluminium +4
#42 - **** son, why didn't I think of that? 12/20/2015 on Ken M on superfood 0
#30 - My hide all never seems to work for too long. It works for lik…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/19/2015 on Ken M on superfood 0
#41 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
lol pusy bich stop cryin lmao
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#42 - altari (12/20/2015) [-]
Shit son, why didn't I think of that?
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#32 - lotengo (12/19/2015) [-]
go to askamod
#26 - Ken M posts harmless wrong things. He's not hurting anyone. …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/19/2015 on Ken M on superfood +3
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#28 - lotengo (12/19/2015) [-]
>Fedoralover is posts shit everybody can just hide al.

fixed
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#30 - altari (12/19/2015) [-]
My hide all never seems to work for too long. It works for like a week then unhides.
#41 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
lol pusy bich stop cryin lmao
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#42 - altari (12/20/2015) [-]
Shit son, why didn't I think of that?
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#32 - lotengo (12/19/2015) [-]
go to askamod
#106 - Damn son, contain your savagery. 12/18/2015 on EA never again 0
#51 - **altari used "*roll 1, 0-100*"** **altari rolls 037** … 12/18/2015 on EA never again 0
#38 - I have no idea what you talking about.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/18/2015 on EA never again +1
#39 - thefiveblade (12/18/2015) [-]
**thefiveblade used "*roll picture*"**
**thefiveblade rolled image** **thefiveblade used "*roll 1, 1-10*"**
**thefiveblade rolls 01** I will roll dubs
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#49 - phantomcancer (12/18/2015) [-]
Not with that roll range.
#50 - thefiveblade (12/18/2015) [-]
I know altari irl and he knows i'm just trolling.
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#51 - altari (12/18/2015) [-]
**altari used "*roll 1, 0-100*"**
**altari rolls 037**
naw fk u cunt

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#113 - altari ONLINE (10/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
stickied by altari
Hello random user/anon. Welcome to my profile. I'm altari.   
I like cats and I play alot of vidya.    
I usually play rpg's, but I play League a decent amount too.   
If you want to add me on either of them, both accounts are Eltostitos.    
    
Add me as a friend if you want, I accept em all.   
< And don't forget
Hello random user/anon. Welcome to my profile. I'm altari.
I like cats and I play alot of vidya.
I usually play rpg's, but I play League a decent amount too.
If you want to add me on either of them, both accounts are Eltostitos.

Add me as a friend if you want, I accept em all.
< And don't forget
#289 - altari ONLINE (01/13/2016) [-]
I want this in a gif.
User avatar #288 to #287 - altari ONLINE (09/10/2015) [-]
Holy **** you actually delivered. Thanks mate. Have a good one.
#283 - gothictomato (05/26/2015) [-]
Gibe Friend code feg
Gibe Friend code feg
User avatar #284 to #283 - altari ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
3626-1336-5544

I'm trying to download Monster hunter right now but my visa is being a hoe. Do you have that game too?
User avatar #285 to #284 - gothictomato (05/26/2015) [-]
Yeeeee boy
its fly Colton has it too and mines 3153-4260-1039
User avatar #280 to #279 - altari ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
u no it c0nt. I'm back baybeeeee
#281 to #280 - zhlandir (05/13/2015) [-]
awwww yissss
awwww yissss
User avatar #282 to #281 - altari ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
yeeeeeeee
#269 - zhlandir (04/10/2015) [-]
Who says you can't have fashion souls anymore?

I think I'm fabulous.
#270 to #269 - altari ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
You could even say you were, Fashionborne.
You could even say you were, Fashionborne.
#271 to #270 - zhlandir (04/10/2015) [-]
DID YOU ORDER 'IT'
#272 to #271 - altari ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
If I order it, it will only be delivered on the 20th. I'm probs going to town on monday to buy one.   
   
   
 I like that picture. That is a nice picture.
If I order it, it will only be delivered on the 20th. I'm probs going to town on monday to buy one.


I like that picture. That is a nice picture.
#273 to #272 - zhlandir (04/10/2015) [-]
WHEN IS MONDAY I HAVENT SLEPT I DONT KNOW
User avatar #275 to #273 - altari ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Also you should read one punch man sometime. If you like mangos. There's a part in it where he beats a mushroom man in a punch fight.

www.mangareader.net/onepunch-man
#274 to #273 - altari ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Today is friday sadly.  So monday is tomorrow obvi.
Today is friday sadly. So monday is tomorrow obvi.
#276 to #274 - zhlandir (04/10/2015) [-]
OKEY SO WE PLAY TOMORROW
NO WAIT IM IN A CASINO TOMORROW
#famerichshrekxcatsotp

#277 to #276 - altari ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Rektangled.  Sorry was on the phone fixing interwebs.
Rektangled. Sorry was on the phone fixing interwebs.
User avatar #268 - altari ONLINE (04/03/2015) [-]

. ♥/l、
(゚、 。 7
 l、 ~ヽ
 じしf_, )ノ


For later.
#262 - hazenberdan (03/26/2015) [-]
Aww yiss,new monitor AND my PC was fixed up. No more pop ups telling me I'm not authenticated anymore. When you get your net back,we should go shrek a boss or something in Mabi.
Aww yiss,new monitor AND my PC was fixed up. No more pop ups telling me I'm not authenticated anymore. When you get your net back,we should go shrek a boss or something in Mabi.
#263 to #262 - altari ONLINE (03/26/2015) [-]
Noice. How big's the monitor?   
   
I get my interwebs back on saturday.
Noice. How big's the monitor?

I get my interwebs back on saturday.
#264 to #263 - hazenberdan (03/26/2015) [-]
www.cnet.com/products/hp-w1707/ It's a fairly decent monitor,but we got at a pawn shop for like,40$. My mom's boyfriend pawned his phone to get it for me,so I'm kinda mixed about how to feel about it. I appreciate it and all,but I'm not used to people helping me.
#265 to #264 - altari ONLINE (03/26/2015) [-]
Not bad. I'm surprised you got it for such a good deal. Pawn shops are usually overpriced as 			****		.
Not bad. I'm surprised you got it for such a good deal. Pawn shops are usually overpriced as **** .
#266 to #265 - hazenberdan (03/26/2015) [-]
Digital world's fairly decent with their prices,but yeah. I understand the whole &quot;Need to make a profit!&quot; thing,but when you're attempting to sell USED ps3 games for more than what they were when they came out,that's when you need a hammer to the head. I'm addicted to TF2 again,specifically a game mode I like to call &quot;Chronic Backstabbing Disorder&quot;. I fill a server with bots,and then force their classes to be spy, They don't even bother with the cap,they just run around trying to kill things.			****		 FNAF, TF2's spies are where the real horror is at. You think you're perfectly safe,and then a spy pins you to the ground and backstabs you.
Digital world's fairly decent with their prices,but yeah. I understand the whole "Need to make a profit!" thing,but when you're attempting to sell USED ps3 games for more than what they were when they came out,that's when you need a hammer to the head. I'm addicted to TF2 again,specifically a game mode I like to call "Chronic Backstabbing Disorder". I fill a server with bots,and then force their classes to be spy, They don't even bother with the cap,they just run around trying to kill things. **** FNAF, TF2's spies are where the real horror is at. You think you're perfectly safe,and then a spy pins you to the ground and backstabs you.
#267 to #266 - altari ONLINE (03/26/2015) [-]
I've never actually played tf2. Are they spies really that horrifying?   
   
   
Speaking of addictions,  I recently got back into league. I both love and hate that game. If you ever play it, just understand that ranked is really not worth your time if you're playing for fun. Fun is not aloud in ranked.  Tryhards, tryhards everywhere.   Like if you end up playing support, and you 			****		 up even once, your adc will bitch and complain about you feeding then will probably afk. #justbronze1things.   I'll get silver eventually but goddamn if the toxic peeps make me want to kill myself.   Yes I like spoilers.
I've never actually played tf2. Are they spies really that horrifying?


Speaking of addictions, I recently got back into league. I both love and hate that game. If you ever play it, just understand that ranked is really not worth your time if you're playing for fun. Fun is not aloud in ranked. Tryhards, tryhards everywhere. Like if you end up playing support, and you **** up even once, your adc will bitch and complain about you feeding then will probably afk. #justbronze1things. I'll get silver eventually but goddamn if the toxic peeps make me want to kill myself. Yes I like spoilers.
#268 to #267 - hazenberdan (03/26/2015) [-]
Nah,but when the entire server is full of them,the best thing to do is sit somewhere as a scout and cry.
#260 - zhlandir (03/18/2015) [-]
7 days
#259 - zhlandir (03/17/2015) [-]
8 days
#258 - zhlandir (03/16/2015) [-]
9 days
#257 - zhlandir (03/14/2015) [-]
10 days
#246 - zhlandir (03/13/2015) [-]
11 days
#247 to #246 - altari ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
NO
NO
#248 to #247 - zhlandir (03/14/2015) [-]
Yes. Yes indeed.
User avatar #251 to #248 - altari ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
CAN
User avatar #250 to #248 - altari ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
YOU
User avatar #249 to #248 - altari ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
NOT
#252 to #249 - altari ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#254 to #252 - zhlandir (03/14/2015) [-]
You could be him.
#255 to #254 - altari ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
If only....
If only....
#256 to #255 - zhlandir (03/14/2015) [-]
I'd be lost without you.
#245 - expeditas (02/27/2015) [-]
&lt;3
<3
User avatar #238 - themightymrplow (02/26/2015) [-]
Quick! Draw a pair of boobs for me!
#239 to #238 - altari ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
I have no idea why you think I can draw, but here. For your troubles. Please no ban.
#240 to #239 - themightymrplow (02/26/2015) [-]
Wonderful. A masterpiece. Tenouttaten!
User avatar #241 to #240 - altari ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
Happy to be of service. So why did you so desperately need boobs drawn?
User avatar #242 to #241 - themightymrplow (02/26/2015) [-]
I'm a plastic surgeon. I needed a design to give this lady. I think she's gonna love them.
User avatar #243 to #242 - altari ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
I certainly would. I hear different size nips are the new thing.
User avatar #244 to #243 - themightymrplow (02/26/2015) [-]
It's true. Having two different sized nipples doubles the chances of your tits fitting the preference of you partner. Variety is the spice of life!
#235 - zhlandir (02/21/2015) [-]
I miss u bby
I miss u bby
#236 to #235 - altari ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
y-you too
y-you too
#225 - hazenberdan (02/13/2015) [-]
..So,did you see the new event on mabi? It's dumb as **** .
#226 to #225 - altari ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
So I hear. My internet is absolute garbage right now, like, moreso than usual. I'm getting new internet soon though. Ain't dealin with this **** anymore.

Is it true you can get animal ears from the gacha's?
#227 to #226 - hazenberdan (02/13/2015) [-]
I dunno,I haven't played in a few days. I've been playing Evil Genius. I might play after I get back today,I'm sick of my minions being retards. I don't know HOW,but two of them managed to simultaneously BUILD,and trap themselves in a room. I COULD have freed them,but I decided to make them wait until my lazy ass workers finally opened up another room for the morons to leave through.
#228 to #227 - altari ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
Sorry, was eating. Also this took longer than I care to admit. Can't wait for the internet. It'll have a cap, but I'm going to pay more so it's a 100 gig cap.
#229 to #228 - hazenberdan (02/13/2015) [-]
Aw man,that's great,the net and the card. How do they make those,anyway?
Aw man,that's great,the net and the card. How do they make those,anyway?
#230 to #229 - altari ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
www.yugiohcardmaker.net/


You need an account but they take like 5 secs to make. It's fun to dick around with them.

I'M SO ******* EXCITED FOR THE INTERWEBS JESUS
#231 to #230 - hazenberdan (02/13/2015) [-]
I should probably go get my gym bag packed. I dunno how long I'll be,I swim for like an hour but then we usually go do **** after,so I could be anywhere from an hour to 5 hours.
#232 to #231 - altari ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
I'm so jelly. I love swimming. But I live so damn far away from a pool that I can't go unless it's summer or some **** .
#233 to #232 - hazenberdan (02/13/2015) [-]
If you ever come here,the howard johnson hotel is where I go. The pool is weird as **** tho,it's deepest in the middle. It's like a canyon,and confuses the **** out of me. Day passes for the gym/pool are like,5$. Anyway,I'm gonna go get packed,when I get back we'll hop on mabi and check some **** out. That event promised free stuff,so I intend to go do that. Since I have nothing relevant,I thought you might like this. Everyone likes taiga. Probably.
#234 to #233 - altari ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
I like Taiga.

Later brah.
#214 to #213 - altari ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
You keep my mother out of this.
You keep my mother out of this.
#216 to #215 - altari ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#218 to #216 - gothictomato (02/12/2015) [-]
But i do have a kitten
#219 to #218 - altari ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
But can you keep up with my kitten collection.  Around 70% of my gifs/pics are cats.
But can you keep up with my kitten collection. Around 70% of my gifs/pics are cats.
User avatar #220 to #219 - gothictomato (02/12/2015) [-]
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i cannot that is just my kitten
#221 to #220 - altari ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
You got a kitten? Whats his/her name?
You got a kitten? Whats his/her name?
#222 to #221 - gothictomato (02/12/2015) [-]
Had the little ****** a while now, his name is Milo
#223 to #222 - altari ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
He's a cute little 			******		. My cat just sits around and gets fat.  She keeps my feet warm when I sleep though.
He's a cute little ****** . My cat just sits around and gets fat. She keeps my feet warm when I sleep though.
User avatar #224 to #223 - gothictomato (02/12/2015) [-]
He's not fat yet but if hes anything like my other 2 cats he will be
#217 to #216 - gothictomato (02/12/2015) [-]
your Gif collection is better than mine i concede
your Gif collection is better than mine i concede
#197 - expeditas (02/10/2015) [-]
clannad is so sad ;-;
#198 to #197 - altari ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
Finally got around to watching it?
Finally got around to watching it?
User avatar #199 to #198 - expeditas (02/10/2015) [-]
yush....
also I just turned 17 about 30 seconds ago
User avatar #200 to #199 - altari ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
Congrats. That means it's late as **** . Go to bed birthday boy. I'm 18 git rekt. No I'm not late at all.
User avatar #202 to #200 - expeditas (02/10/2015) [-]
also you're looking quite wrinkly over there, old timer hue
#203 to #202 - altari ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
Back in my day, youngsters were more respectful. Damn youngins.  Happy birthday brah   Have a gif of best cat girl as a present.
Back in my day, youngsters were more respectful. Damn youngins. Happy birthday brah Have a gif of best cat girl as a present.
#204 to #203 - expeditas (02/10/2015) [-]
get with the times, geyser     thankies, it means a lot
get with the times, geyser thankies, it means a lot
#205 to #204 - altari ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
Np, go to sleep so you can actually do things on your birthday.   Although i guess that defeats the purpose.    Bonus gifs.
Np, go to sleep so you can actually do things on your birthday. Although i guess that defeats the purpose. Bonus gifs.
#206 to #205 - expeditas (02/10/2015) [-]
tho I wanna get so sleepy that I cant wake up in time for school, so I dun have to go to school.... oh no, im becoming an absent boy
tho I wanna get so sleepy that I cant wake up in time for school, so I dun have to go to school.... oh no, im becoming an absent boy
#207 to #206 - altari ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
How evil. I'm reporting you to the internet police.
How evil. I'm reporting you to the internet police.
#208 to #207 - expeditas (02/10/2015) [-]
go ahead.   
they cant do the thing   
....   
....................   
do you remember a user called darkgear?  really into music, takes care of his friends and is very honest
go ahead.
they cant do the thing
....
....................
do you remember a user called darkgear? really into music, takes care of his friends and is very honest
#209 to #208 - altari ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
Then I'll take matters into my own hands. I shall swim the Atlantic. I hope your ready.   
   
Not really, I haven't been on Fj much recently. Been gaming more than anything. I don't know many users anymore. Did he get the banana?    
   
 Do you have steam?
Then I'll take matters into my own hands. I shall swim the Atlantic. I hope your ready.

Not really, I haven't been on Fj much recently. Been gaming more than anything. I don't know many users anymore. Did he get the banana?

Do you have steam?
#210 to #209 - expeditas (02/10/2015) [-]
you would not survive the attempt       
   
first he an heroed his account, then he made a new account, then he forgot his password, then he made a new, secret account   
   
 steamname = expeditas
you would not survive the attempt

first he an heroed his account, then he made a new account, then he forgot his password, then he made a new, secret account

steamname = expeditas
#211 to #210 - altari ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
u w0t m8   
   
Damn. You don't know his new account then?   
   
 I should have guessed that.
u w0t m8

Damn. You don't know his new account then?

I should have guessed that.
#212 to #211 - expeditas (02/11/2015) [-]
i'll rek u   
   
I do know his new account... just, he doesn't talk to me anymore.   
it's like he's ignoring me, it makes me feel really bad... he would just stop responding to messages in the middle of a conversation, and never mention it again.... I mean, I used to talk to him like every day and he was my favourite person in the world, but now he's gone and a I really miss him.... he said that he would have a conversation with me on my birthday though, so that's why im still up, really. he hasn't shown up yet, but it's probably just a difference in timezones...   
   
 more steam friends, this is good.
i'll rek u

I do know his new account... just, he doesn't talk to me anymore.
it's like he's ignoring me, it makes me feel really bad... he would just stop responding to messages in the middle of a conversation, and never mention it again.... I mean, I used to talk to him like every day and he was my favourite person in the world, but now he's gone and a I really miss him.... he said that he would have a conversation with me on my birthday though, so that's why im still up, really. he hasn't shown up yet, but it's probably just a difference in timezones...

more steam friends, this is good.
#201 to #200 - expeditas (02/10/2015) [-]
im too sleepy to sleep, and es like 1:31 a.m.
#172 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
love meeeeee
love meeeeee
#173 to #172 - altari ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
oky
oky
#189 to #173 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
see you tomorrow or later at night
User avatar #190 to #189 - altari ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
see ya I'm so exited for the bell bros[spoiler] Night [/spoiler]
User avatar #191 to #190 - altari ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
spoiler op
#174 to #173 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
I knew you wouldn't disappoint me, dearest of faggots
I knew you wouldn't disappoint me, dearest of faggots
#175 to #174 - altari ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
u kno it  Wazzup
u kno it Wazzup
#176 to #175 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
do i tho?   
 this 			****		 again  do you still remember how we met  i remember as it was yesterday   
... or maybe a few weeks
do i tho?
this **** again do you still remember how we met i remember as it was yesterday
... or maybe a few weeks
#177 to #176 - altari ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
yis    
 I forget completely   not really tho   I still remember   I imagine it was something like this
yis
I forget completely not really tho I still remember I imagine it was something like this
#178 to #177 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
well 			****		   
 for a moment iwas mad at you  just a bit  how could you say this about our anniversary  i remember it more like this  i still havent gotten back my banana  that midget tho
well ****
for a moment iwas mad at you just a bit how could you say this about our anniversary i remember it more like this i still havent gotten back my banana that midget tho
#179 to #178 - altari ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
*We'll    
 No homo tho   I eated  the banana   tasted like 			****		     He's having the time of his life   Don't mind the gif. Just trying to figure out what it is   Oh
*We'll
No homo tho I eated the banana tasted like **** He's having the time of his life Don't mind the gif. Just trying to figure out what it is Oh
#180 to #179 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
so smooth
like sandpaper ate* you what mate ima **** you up i do mind it alot sorry i was taking a shower hypothetically me->you i dont know whos who tho thats for you to decide
User avatar #184 to #180 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
Gonna read it tomorrow
User avatar #182 to #180 - altari ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
www.reddit.com/r/DarkSouls2/comments/2shchr/scholar_of_the_first_sin_patch_notes/
Did you hear about the patch notes? The ring sounds interesting.
User avatar #185 to #182 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
Gonna read it tomorrow
i failed
User avatar #187 to #185 - altari ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
Bell bros are gonna get alot of activity. It's gonna be great. If a host defeats a bel bro he gets a chunk/slab/TWINKILNG TITANITE/petrified dragon bone
User avatar #188 to #187 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
YUMMY
#181 to #180 - altari ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
u bet   
 *eateded   &quot;shower&quot;   your pic tho
u bet
*eateded "shower" your pic tho
#183 to #181 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
i dont think im legal yet english ************ do you spoke itt ill be gone soon for this night i mean do you have l4d or l4d2 you acn try evolve beta this weekend
#186 to #183 - altari ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
I am
No I have neither. I don't play many multiplayer games.
#192 to #186 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
do you know how the rape game works   
 im back but  jeebus im tired  bewaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare
do you know how the rape game works
im back but jeebus im tired bewaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare
#193 to #192 - altari ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
It's a struggle snuggle.   
 wb   nooooooo
It's a struggle snuggle.
wb nooooooo
#194 to #193 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
... well not the answer i expected but kudos to you   
 i drank a beer called shut the 			****		 up today  my best friend got yellow snow not sure who got the better one  how was your evening darling
... well not the answer i expected but kudos to you
i drank a beer called shut the **** up today my best friend got yellow snow not sure who got the better one how was your evening darling
#195 to #194 - altari ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
I've hesard of a beer called pussi as well. Or pussy. One of the two   rip friend   Surprise, surprise, I played dark souls. I used some acetics and did some Maldron/cosplay invades.  The amount of people with no sense of humor in this game is astounding.   What I wouldn't give to have a few Maldron gifs.....

I've hesard of a beer called pussi as well. Or pussy. One of the two rip friend Surprise, surprise, I played dark souls. I used some acetics and did some Maldron/cosplay invades. The amount of people with no sense of humor in this game is astounding. What I wouldn't give to have a few Maldron gifs.....
#196 to #195 - zhlandir (01/17/2015) [-]
I fell asleep on my couch  Damn son  Isnt that an energy drink?  lel did you taunt em after backstabbing them the 4th time and running away to warmthheal in the enemies  I dont have any, sadly
I fell asleep on my couch Damn son Isnt that an energy drink? lel did you taunt em after backstabbing them the 4th time and running away to warmthheal in the enemies I dont have any, sadly
#171 - hazenberdan (12/16/2014) [-]
So I was playing some dank souls 2 and some weab named yoyomike5 invaded me with what I assume was some kind of kirito build. Needless to say I brought out ricard's rapier and a tower shield and hacked him into little weaboo kebabs. How should I cook them,with pyromancy or miracles?
So I was playing some dank souls 2 and some weab named yoyomike5 invaded me with what I assume was some kind of kirito build. Needless to say I brought out ricard's rapier and a tower shield and hacked him into little weaboo kebabs. How should I cook them,with pyromancy or miracles?
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