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Gender: male
Steam Profile: ThatOneGuy
Consoles Owned: PC, PS3
Interests: Cats, Dark Souls, League of Legends, Anime
Date Signed Up:3/01/2013
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:Canada
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To any who haven't figured it out already, I am a cat person. I also like to play the vidya.

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#66 - Papa Franku best girl 09/03/2015 on inspirational song :^) +4
#20 - At this point they should just be using screencaps. Theres no …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2015 on kekt a lil +4
User avatar
#22 - Waldowitharedhat (09/02/2015) [-]
It's so people with slow computers can't see them.

It's to weed out the weak.
#2669 - This just in, I'm probably retarded. That was so obvious and i… 09/02/2015 on expeditas's profile 0
#2667 - That's not gonna happen. Not with ********* . …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/02/2015 on expeditas's profile 0
#2668 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
killing floor

#2669 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
This just in, I'm probably retarded. That was so obvious and it still flew right by me.

Ever tried any of the Souls games? They're good. More or less.
#2665 - I've heard that the Arma III mod version of it is much better.…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/02/2015 on expeditas's profile 0
#2666 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
but then we'd have to download and crack Arma 3 ;-;
so.... kf?

lucky ._.

what if i was secretly a girl this whole time?
#2667 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
That's not gonna happen. Not with shiternet.
kf?

ikr. so fast.

Then this would be a whole other ball game.
#2668 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
killing floor

#2669 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
This just in, I'm probably retarded. That was so obvious and it still flew right by me.

Ever tried any of the Souls games? They're good. More or less.
#2663 - Is Dayz really that bad for finding people? Until now I never …  [+] (6 new replies) 09/02/2015 on expeditas's profile 0
#2664 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
well really it is much better in story than in game.... like, in all the time i've played it, i've maybe seen 4 people, and fired a 7 bullets. plus there really isnt more than 2 or 3 (too glitchy to fight) zombies per town, each town taking about 20-30 minutes to travel between, and the controls are terrible.
plus i'd have to redownload it on my super fast 200 kb/s internet

uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........... i dont think so, no.... sorry

what do you mean?
#2665 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
I've heard that the Arma III mod version of it is much better.

I have around 400Kbps speed. Get rekt son. It supposed to be fiber op, but the people at bell don't seem to ever want to wire the building for it... #firstworldproblems

I'm saying to me it has to be full girl. Anything else is dangerous territory.
#2666 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
but then we'd have to download and crack Arma 3 ;-;
so.... kf?

lucky ._.

what if i was secretly a girl this whole time?
#2667 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
That's not gonna happen. Not with shiternet.
kf?

ikr. so fast.

Then this would be a whole other ball game.
#2668 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
killing floor

#2669 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
This just in, I'm probably retarded. That was so obvious and it still flew right by me.

Ever tried any of the Souls games? They're good. More or less.
#2661 - well. seems the only multiplayer games we both own on steam ar…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/02/2015 on expeditas's profile 0
#2662 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
well DayZ would be way too hard to find each other on..... so.... Killing Floor?
not even this trap?
#2663 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
Is Dayz really that bad for finding people? Until now I never had a good enough pc to play it on so I never tried it.

I can re dl Killing floor tonight if it comes down to it, but do you play any other multiplayer games, not on steam?

no. I learned my lesson from those.
#2664 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
well really it is much better in story than in game.... like, in all the time i've played it, i've maybe seen 4 people, and fired a 7 bullets. plus there really isnt more than 2 or 3 (too glitchy to fight) zombies per town, each town taking about 20-30 minutes to travel between, and the controls are terrible.
plus i'd have to redownload it on my super fast 200 kb/s internet

uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........... i dont think so, no.... sorry

what do you mean?
#2665 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
I've heard that the Arma III mod version of it is much better.

I have around 400Kbps speed. Get rekt son. It supposed to be fiber op, but the people at bell don't seem to ever want to wire the building for it... #firstworldproblems

I'm saying to me it has to be full girl. Anything else is dangerous territory.
#2666 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
but then we'd have to download and crack Arma 3 ;-;
so.... kf?

lucky ._.

what if i was secretly a girl this whole time?
#2667 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
That's not gonna happen. Not with shiternet.
kf?

ikr. so fast.

Then this would be a whole other ball game.
#2668 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
killing floor

#2669 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
This just in, I'm probably retarded. That was so obvious and it still flew right by me.

Ever tried any of the Souls games? They're good. More or less.
#2660 - All girl or no girl. Futa is ehh to me. … 09/02/2015 on expeditas's profile 0
#2658 - BUT I SAID NO HOMO noooooooooooo At le… 09/02/2015 on expeditas's profile 0
#65 - Am I the only one who found Rage to be disappointingly easy? …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2015 on Single Player +1
User avatar
#111 - ashedust (09/02/2015) [-]
Eh... maybe not overly easy, but not particularly hard either.
#2656 - DONT THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME Preemptive no homo, ju…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/02/2015 on expeditas's profile 0
#2657 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
i didnt mean sex, luv :p i just love cuddles youre too late, the maid girl you like is actually a trap! muahahaha~

i'll take that as a compliment because i still dont understand whether it's good or bad
#2658 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
BUT I SAID NO HOMO noooooooooooo

At least I'll always have Olivia. She'll always love me. At least in my dreams. :'(

ehh. Its not really either. Just spontaneously turn into a girl then I'll make a waifu out of you. That is all.

You know what. We need to play games. What do you own that's multiplayer?.
#2654 - I'm not trying to be nice. I'm trying to say that your living …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/02/2015 on expeditas's profile 0
#2655 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
we could cuddle and play vidya all day if you let me live with you :p

what do you mean, luv?

ok ;-;
#2656 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
DONT THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME Preemptive no homo, just to be safe

You said you were a boy. i said there's always something stopping the perfect scenario.

People are allowed to have opinions. Mine are just better.
jk everyone can like what they want
#2657 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
i didnt mean sex, luv :p i just love cuddles youre too late, the maid girl you like is actually a trap! muahahaha~

i'll take that as a compliment because i still dont understand whether it's good or bad
#2658 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
BUT I SAID NO HOMO noooooooooooo

At least I'll always have Olivia. She'll always love me. At least in my dreams. :'(

ehh. Its not really either. Just spontaneously turn into a girl then I'll make a waifu out of you. That is all.

You know what. We need to play games. What do you own that's multiplayer?.
#2652 - ......wow.......that's just awful.... I don't even know …  [+] (6 new replies) 09/02/2015 on expeditas's profile 0
#2653 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
awwww, youre so kind

but im a boy, i cant be a wife ;-;

what about nurses?
#2654 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
I'm not trying to be nice. I'm trying to say that your living conditions are awful and I feel really bad for you.

There's always a barrier....

MAIDS>OTHERS
#2655 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
we could cuddle and play vidya all day if you let me live with you :p

what do you mean, luv?

ok ;-;
#2656 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
DONT THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME Preemptive no homo, just to be safe

You said you were a boy. i said there's always something stopping the perfect scenario.

People are allowed to have opinions. Mine are just better.
jk everyone can like what they want
#2657 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
i didnt mean sex, luv :p i just love cuddles youre too late, the maid girl you like is actually a trap! muahahaha~

i'll take that as a compliment because i still dont understand whether it's good or bad
#2658 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
BUT I SAID NO HOMO noooooooooooo

At least I'll always have Olivia. She'll always love me. At least in my dreams. :'(

ehh. Its not really either. Just spontaneously turn into a girl then I'll make a waifu out of you. That is all.

You know what. We need to play games. What do you own that's multiplayer?.
#2650 - What? For some reason I thought you lived in Euroland... …  [+] (8 new replies) 09/02/2015 on expeditas's profile 0
#2651 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
i watched a woman get raped at gunpoint right outside my house when i was like 8, i have to be from the land of Ebola

w-what??
#2652 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
......wow.......that's just awful.... I don't even know what to say....
Come to Canadaland. We don't have that here
You can live in my apartment.

"Welcome back, Master <3"- you

Maids>others
#2653 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
awwww, youre so kind

but im a boy, i cant be a wife ;-;

what about nurses?
#2654 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
I'm not trying to be nice. I'm trying to say that your living conditions are awful and I feel really bad for you.

There's always a barrier....

MAIDS>OTHERS
#2655 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
we could cuddle and play vidya all day if you let me live with you :p

what do you mean, luv?

ok ;-;
#2656 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
DONT THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME Preemptive no homo, just to be safe

You said you were a boy. i said there's always something stopping the perfect scenario.

People are allowed to have opinions. Mine are just better.
jk everyone can like what they want
#2657 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
i didnt mean sex, luv :p i just love cuddles youre too late, the maid girl you like is actually a trap! muahahaha~

i'll take that as a compliment because i still dont understand whether it's good or bad
#2658 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
BUT I SAID NO HOMO noooooooooooo

At least I'll always have Olivia. She'll always love me. At least in my dreams. :'(

ehh. Its not really either. Just spontaneously turn into a girl then I'll make a waifu out of you. That is all.

You know what. We need to play games. What do you own that's multiplayer?.
#2648 - That still sounds horrifying. I hate to admit it, but I'd have…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/02/2015 on expeditas's profile 0
User avatar
#2649 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
i live in South Africa, love.

i love it, it's probably better than mine

welcome back, Master
#2650 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
What? For some reason I thought you lived in Euroland...

Not gonna lie, I don't know much about good computer specs. I just know I want a good one to run better games. And this can so I happy.

expeditas confirmed best waifu?
#2651 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
i watched a woman get raped at gunpoint right outside my house when i was like 8, i have to be from the land of Ebola

w-what??
#2652 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
......wow.......that's just awful.... I don't even know what to say....
Come to Canadaland. We don't have that here
You can live in my apartment.

"Welcome back, Master <3"- you

Maids>others
#2653 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
awwww, youre so kind

but im a boy, i cant be a wife ;-;

what about nurses?
#2654 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
I'm not trying to be nice. I'm trying to say that your living conditions are awful and I feel really bad for you.

There's always a barrier....

MAIDS>OTHERS
#2655 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
we could cuddle and play vidya all day if you let me live with you :p

what do you mean, luv?

ok ;-;
#2656 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
DONT THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME Preemptive no homo, just to be safe

You said you were a boy. i said there's always something stopping the perfect scenario.

People are allowed to have opinions. Mine are just better.
jk everyone can like what they want
#2657 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
i didnt mean sex, luv :p i just love cuddles youre too late, the maid girl you like is actually a trap! muahahaha~

i'll take that as a compliment because i still dont understand whether it's good or bad
#2658 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
BUT I SAID NO HOMO noooooooooooo

At least I'll always have Olivia. She'll always love me. At least in my dreams. :'(

ehh. Its not really either. Just spontaneously turn into a girl then I'll make a waifu out of you. That is all.

You know what. We need to play games. What do you own that's multiplayer?.
#21 - The guy holding the signs looks so worried that he might *… 09/02/2015 on Putting the rad in Radcliffe 0
#2646 - **** son That's awful. Was anyone you know hurt…  [+] (12 new replies) 09/02/2015 on expeditas's profile 0
#2647 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
nope, all good.
they followed my example and got behind cover, so it was all ok :p

oh my
#2648 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
That still sounds horrifying. I hate to admit it, but I'd have probably been petrified. Have you been through anything like that before?

So what do you think of my comp. Good/bad?

Also I'm back.
User avatar
#2649 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
i live in South Africa, love.

i love it, it's probably better than mine

welcome back, Master
#2650 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
What? For some reason I thought you lived in Euroland...

Not gonna lie, I don't know much about good computer specs. I just know I want a good one to run better games. And this can so I happy.

expeditas confirmed best waifu?
#2651 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
i watched a woman get raped at gunpoint right outside my house when i was like 8, i have to be from the land of Ebola

w-what??
#2652 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
......wow.......that's just awful.... I don't even know what to say....
Come to Canadaland. We don't have that here
You can live in my apartment.

"Welcome back, Master <3"- you

Maids>others
#2653 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
awwww, youre so kind

but im a boy, i cant be a wife ;-;

what about nurses?
#2654 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
I'm not trying to be nice. I'm trying to say that your living conditions are awful and I feel really bad for you.

There's always a barrier....

MAIDS>OTHERS
#2655 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
we could cuddle and play vidya all day if you let me live with you :p

what do you mean, luv?

ok ;-;
#2656 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
DONT THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME Preemptive no homo, just to be safe

You said you were a boy. i said there's always something stopping the perfect scenario.

People are allowed to have opinions. Mine are just better.
jk everyone can like what they want
#2657 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
i didnt mean sex, luv :p i just love cuddles youre too late, the maid girl you like is actually a trap! muahahaha~

i'll take that as a compliment because i still dont understand whether it's good or bad
#2658 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
BUT I SAID NO HOMO noooooooooooo

At least I'll always have Olivia. She'll always love me. At least in my dreams. :'(

ehh. Its not really either. Just spontaneously turn into a girl then I'll make a waifu out of you. That is all.

You know what. We need to play games. What do you own that's multiplayer?.
#2644 - Jesus. Where were you mate? That sounds horrible …  [+] (14 new replies) 09/02/2015 on expeditas's profile 0
#2645 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
a fancy-ish restaurant down the road from my house.
such is life in The Zone.

graphics card tho?

i didnt :p did you?
#2646 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
shit son
That's awful. Was anyone you know hurt?

NVIDIA GeForce GT 720 (I think that's the right thing?)

I wish. I'd be lucky to draw an identifiable stickman.

Sorry I didn't notice the message, something came up and I'll be back in like an hour. Pls no leaverino. Enjoy this, uh, something while I'm gone.
#2647 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
nope, all good.
they followed my example and got behind cover, so it was all ok :p

oh my
#2648 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
That still sounds horrifying. I hate to admit it, but I'd have probably been petrified. Have you been through anything like that before?

So what do you think of my comp. Good/bad?

Also I'm back.
User avatar
#2649 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
i live in South Africa, love.

i love it, it's probably better than mine

welcome back, Master
#2650 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
What? For some reason I thought you lived in Euroland...

Not gonna lie, I don't know much about good computer specs. I just know I want a good one to run better games. And this can so I happy.

expeditas confirmed best waifu?
#2651 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
i watched a woman get raped at gunpoint right outside my house when i was like 8, i have to be from the land of Ebola

w-what??
#2652 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
......wow.......that's just awful.... I don't even know what to say....
Come to Canadaland. We don't have that here
You can live in my apartment.

"Welcome back, Master <3"- you

Maids>others
#2653 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
awwww, youre so kind

but im a boy, i cant be a wife ;-;

what about nurses?
#2654 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
I'm not trying to be nice. I'm trying to say that your living conditions are awful and I feel really bad for you.

There's always a barrier....

MAIDS>OTHERS
#2655 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
we could cuddle and play vidya all day if you let me live with you :p

what do you mean, luv?

ok ;-;
#2656 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
DONT THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME Preemptive no homo, just to be safe

You said you were a boy. i said there's always something stopping the perfect scenario.

People are allowed to have opinions. Mine are just better.
jk everyone can like what they want
#2657 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
i didnt mean sex, luv :p i just love cuddles youre too late, the maid girl you like is actually a trap! muahahaha~

i'll take that as a compliment because i still dont understand whether it's good or bad
#2658 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
BUT I SAID NO HOMO noooooooooooo

At least I'll always have Olivia. She'll always love me. At least in my dreams. :'(

ehh. Its not really either. Just spontaneously turn into a girl then I'll make a waifu out of you. That is all.

You know what. We need to play games. What do you own that's multiplayer?.
#2641 - dodged bullets? wat Are you better now? I'm …  [+] (17 new replies) 09/02/2015 on expeditas's profile 0
User avatar
#2643 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
i got the food poisoning from the food at the restaurant, but im fine now
#2642 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
i went out for dinner and a gunfight broke out by the restaurant, so i had to lie down and crawl behind cover and stuff

specs pls
#2644 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
Jesus. Where were you mate? That sounds horrible

Specs are:
Intel Core i5-4460 (3.20GHz)
8 gigs of ram (I wanted more but whatever...)
I have no idea whatever other info you want so just ask if I missed something


Did you draw those pics?
#2645 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
a fancy-ish restaurant down the road from my house.
such is life in The Zone.

graphics card tho?

i didnt :p did you?
#2646 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
shit son
That's awful. Was anyone you know hurt?

NVIDIA GeForce GT 720 (I think that's the right thing?)

I wish. I'd be lucky to draw an identifiable stickman.

Sorry I didn't notice the message, something came up and I'll be back in like an hour. Pls no leaverino. Enjoy this, uh, something while I'm gone.
#2647 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
nope, all good.
they followed my example and got behind cover, so it was all ok :p

oh my
#2648 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
That still sounds horrifying. I hate to admit it, but I'd have probably been petrified. Have you been through anything like that before?

So what do you think of my comp. Good/bad?

Also I'm back.
User avatar
#2649 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
i live in South Africa, love.

i love it, it's probably better than mine

welcome back, Master
#2650 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
What? For some reason I thought you lived in Euroland...

Not gonna lie, I don't know much about good computer specs. I just know I want a good one to run better games. And this can so I happy.

expeditas confirmed best waifu?
#2651 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
i watched a woman get raped at gunpoint right outside my house when i was like 8, i have to be from the land of Ebola

w-what??
#2652 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
......wow.......that's just awful.... I don't even know what to say....
Come to Canadaland. We don't have that here
You can live in my apartment.

"Welcome back, Master <3"- you

Maids>others
#2653 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
awwww, youre so kind

but im a boy, i cant be a wife ;-;

what about nurses?
#2654 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
I'm not trying to be nice. I'm trying to say that your living conditions are awful and I feel really bad for you.

There's always a barrier....

MAIDS>OTHERS
#2655 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
we could cuddle and play vidya all day if you let me live with you :p

what do you mean, luv?

ok ;-;
#2656 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
DONT THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME Preemptive no homo, just to be safe

You said you were a boy. i said there's always something stopping the perfect scenario.

People are allowed to have opinions. Mine are just better.
jk everyone can like what they want
#2657 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
i didnt mean sex, luv :p i just love cuddles youre too late, the maid girl you like is actually a trap! muahahaha~

i'll take that as a compliment because i still dont understand whether it's good or bad
#2658 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
BUT I SAID NO HOMO noooooooooooo

At least I'll always have Olivia. She'll always love me. At least in my dreams. :'(

ehh. Its not really either. Just spontaneously turn into a girl then I'll make a waifu out of you. That is all.

You know what. We need to play games. What do you own that's multiplayer?.
#2639 - eyyyyy How've you been homie  [+] (19 new replies) 09/02/2015 on expeditas's profile 0
#2640 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
dodged bullets, got sick, growing my hair

how about you, love?
#2641 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
dodged bullets? wat Are you better now?

I'm doing great. Just bought a desktop, and its so gud. I'm going to college next week too
User avatar
#2643 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
i got the food poisoning from the food at the restaurant, but im fine now
#2642 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
i went out for dinner and a gunfight broke out by the restaurant, so i had to lie down and crawl behind cover and stuff

specs pls
#2644 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
Jesus. Where were you mate? That sounds horrible

Specs are:
Intel Core i5-4460 (3.20GHz)
8 gigs of ram (I wanted more but whatever...)
I have no idea whatever other info you want so just ask if I missed something


Did you draw those pics?
#2645 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
a fancy-ish restaurant down the road from my house.
such is life in The Zone.

graphics card tho?

i didnt :p did you?
#2646 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
shit son
That's awful. Was anyone you know hurt?

NVIDIA GeForce GT 720 (I think that's the right thing?)

I wish. I'd be lucky to draw an identifiable stickman.

Sorry I didn't notice the message, something came up and I'll be back in like an hour. Pls no leaverino. Enjoy this, uh, something while I'm gone.
#2647 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
nope, all good.
they followed my example and got behind cover, so it was all ok :p

oh my
#2648 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
That still sounds horrifying. I hate to admit it, but I'd have probably been petrified. Have you been through anything like that before?

So what do you think of my comp. Good/bad?

Also I'm back.
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#2649 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
i live in South Africa, love.

i love it, it's probably better than mine

welcome back, Master
#2650 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
What? For some reason I thought you lived in Euroland...

Not gonna lie, I don't know much about good computer specs. I just know I want a good one to run better games. And this can so I happy.

expeditas confirmed best waifu?
#2651 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
i watched a woman get raped at gunpoint right outside my house when i was like 8, i have to be from the land of Ebola

w-what??
#2652 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
......wow.......that's just awful.... I don't even know what to say....
Come to Canadaland. We don't have that here
You can live in my apartment.

"Welcome back, Master <3"- you

Maids>others
#2653 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
awwww, youre so kind

but im a boy, i cant be a wife ;-;

what about nurses?
#2654 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
I'm not trying to be nice. I'm trying to say that your living conditions are awful and I feel really bad for you.

There's always a barrier....

MAIDS>OTHERS
#2655 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
we could cuddle and play vidya all day if you let me live with you :p

what do you mean, luv?

ok ;-;
#2656 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
DONT THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME Preemptive no homo, just to be safe

You said you were a boy. i said there's always something stopping the perfect scenario.

People are allowed to have opinions. Mine are just better.
jk everyone can like what they want
#2657 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
i didnt mean sex, luv :p i just love cuddles youre too late, the maid girl you like is actually a trap! muahahaha~

i'll take that as a compliment because i still dont understand whether it's good or bad
#2658 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
BUT I SAID NO HOMO noooooooooooo

At least I'll always have Olivia. She'll always love me. At least in my dreams. :'(

ehh. Its not really either. Just spontaneously turn into a girl then I'll make a waifu out of you. That is all.

You know what. We need to play games. What do you own that's multiplayer?.
#2637 - where u at bae  [+] (32 new replies) 09/02/2015 on expeditas's profile 0
#2659 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
what if i had boobs?

check my steam library, luv~
#2661 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
well. seems the only multiplayer games we both own on steam are Dayz and Killing Floor. Whole lotta variety there. Any other ideas?
#2662 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
well DayZ would be way too hard to find each other on..... so.... Killing Floor?
not even this trap?
#2663 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
Is Dayz really that bad for finding people? Until now I never had a good enough pc to play it on so I never tried it.

I can re dl Killing floor tonight if it comes down to it, but do you play any other multiplayer games, not on steam?

no. I learned my lesson from those.
#2664 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
well really it is much better in story than in game.... like, in all the time i've played it, i've maybe seen 4 people, and fired a 7 bullets. plus there really isnt more than 2 or 3 (too glitchy to fight) zombies per town, each town taking about 20-30 minutes to travel between, and the controls are terrible.
plus i'd have to redownload it on my super fast 200 kb/s internet

uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........... i dont think so, no.... sorry

what do you mean?
#2665 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
I've heard that the Arma III mod version of it is much better.

I have around 400Kbps speed. Get rekt son. It supposed to be fiber op, but the people at bell don't seem to ever want to wire the building for it... #firstworldproblems

I'm saying to me it has to be full girl. Anything else is dangerous territory.
#2666 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
but then we'd have to download and crack Arma 3 ;-;
so.... kf?

lucky ._.

what if i was secretly a girl this whole time?
#2667 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
That's not gonna happen. Not with shiternet.
kf?

ikr. so fast.

Then this would be a whole other ball game.
#2668 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
killing floor

#2669 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
This just in, I'm probably retarded. That was so obvious and it still flew right by me.

Ever tried any of the Souls games? They're good. More or less.
#2660 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
All girl or no girl. Futa is ehh to me.

>most played
>120 hours
>scrub

jk gimme a bit to see what you have.
#2638 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
heeeere! :p
#2639 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
eyyyyy

How've you been homie
#2640 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
dodged bullets, got sick, growing my hair

how about you, love?
#2641 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
dodged bullets? wat Are you better now?

I'm doing great. Just bought a desktop, and its so gud. I'm going to college next week too
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#2643 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
i got the food poisoning from the food at the restaurant, but im fine now
#2642 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
i went out for dinner and a gunfight broke out by the restaurant, so i had to lie down and crawl behind cover and stuff

specs pls
#2644 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
Jesus. Where were you mate? That sounds horrible

Specs are:
Intel Core i5-4460 (3.20GHz)
8 gigs of ram (I wanted more but whatever...)
I have no idea whatever other info you want so just ask if I missed something


Did you draw those pics?
#2645 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
a fancy-ish restaurant down the road from my house.
such is life in The Zone.

graphics card tho?

i didnt :p did you?
#2646 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
shit son
That's awful. Was anyone you know hurt?

NVIDIA GeForce GT 720 (I think that's the right thing?)

I wish. I'd be lucky to draw an identifiable stickman.

Sorry I didn't notice the message, something came up and I'll be back in like an hour. Pls no leaverino. Enjoy this, uh, something while I'm gone.
#2647 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
nope, all good.
they followed my example and got behind cover, so it was all ok :p

oh my
#2648 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
That still sounds horrifying. I hate to admit it, but I'd have probably been petrified. Have you been through anything like that before?

So what do you think of my comp. Good/bad?

Also I'm back.
User avatar
#2649 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
i live in South Africa, love.

i love it, it's probably better than mine

welcome back, Master
#2650 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
What? For some reason I thought you lived in Euroland...

Not gonna lie, I don't know much about good computer specs. I just know I want a good one to run better games. And this can so I happy.

expeditas confirmed best waifu?
#2651 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
i watched a woman get raped at gunpoint right outside my house when i was like 8, i have to be from the land of Ebola

w-what??
#2652 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
......wow.......that's just awful.... I don't even know what to say....
Come to Canadaland. We don't have that here
You can live in my apartment.

"Welcome back, Master <3"- you

Maids>others
#2653 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
awwww, youre so kind

but im a boy, i cant be a wife ;-;

what about nurses?
#2654 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
I'm not trying to be nice. I'm trying to say that your living conditions are awful and I feel really bad for you.

There's always a barrier....

MAIDS>OTHERS
#2655 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
we could cuddle and play vidya all day if you let me live with you :p

what do you mean, luv?

ok ;-;
#2656 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
DONT THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME Preemptive no homo, just to be safe

You said you were a boy. i said there's always something stopping the perfect scenario.

People are allowed to have opinions. Mine are just better.
jk everyone can like what they want
#2657 - expeditas (09/02/2015) [-]
i didnt mean sex, luv :p i just love cuddles youre too late, the maid girl you like is actually a trap! muahahaha~

i'll take that as a compliment because i still dont understand whether it's good or bad
#2658 - altari (09/02/2015) [-]
BUT I SAID NO HOMO noooooooooooo

At least I'll always have Olivia. She'll always love me. At least in my dreams. :'(

ehh. Its not really either. Just spontaneously turn into a girl then I'll make a waifu out of you. That is all.

You know what. We need to play games. What do you own that's multiplayer?.
#155 - I realize I didn't explain that very well. I was using 9/11 jo…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2015 on Cat uses ninja moves -1
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#157 - bulwark (09/01/2015) [-]
Nah I get ya man, I get ya.

Primarily, the thing is that I have noticed a trend on FJ.

The first comment on another comment, usually triggers how other people will react. It's sort of a mob mentality. I am dead sure that if someone had commented with "Yea, fuck cats" or something like that, as the first thing, it would have garnered a lot less negative attention and perhaps more people would have commented with similar stuff.

Because as I said, I noticed other times were someone wrote something equally as terrible and people saw it for the joke it was and decided to add their own stupid "joke" comments, that, if read out of context, sound downright cruel, but because it was understood by the commenters, that it was just for fun, it was recieved as such aswell. I hope that made sense.
#154 - The main difference between 9/11 jokes and cat jokes is that a… 09/01/2015 on Cat uses ninja moves -1
#152 - People way overreacted, but what I mean is, why make the comme…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/01/2015 on Cat uses ninja moves -1
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#153 - bulwark (09/01/2015) [-]
I just wanted to see what kind of reaction it would get. I've seen people write way worse stuff and people just react with a "meh" or "nice try".

It seems it just isn't okay when it has something to do with cats I guess.
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#155 - altari (09/01/2015) [-]
I realize I didn't explain that very well. I was using 9/11 jokes as an example of 'worse shit people joke about'.
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#157 - bulwark (09/01/2015) [-]
Nah I get ya man, I get ya.

Primarily, the thing is that I have noticed a trend on FJ.

The first comment on another comment, usually triggers how other people will react. It's sort of a mob mentality. I am dead sure that if someone had commented with "Yea, fuck cats" or something like that, as the first thing, it would have garnered a lot less negative attention and perhaps more people would have commented with similar stuff.

Because as I said, I noticed other times were someone wrote something equally as terrible and people saw it for the joke it was and decided to add their own stupid "joke" comments, that, if read out of context, sound downright cruel, but because it was understood by the commenters, that it was just for fun, it was recieved as such aswell. I hope that made sense.
#154 - altari (09/01/2015) [-]
The main difference between 9/11 jokes and cat jokes is that almost everyone here has a cat, but almost noone even knew anyone who died in 9/11. They laugh because they don't understand.

People get upsetti because they can relate to cat things.
And because cats are cute as hell.
#114 - But why do it? Is it really that fun to bother people?  [+] (6 new replies) 09/01/2015 on Cat uses ninja moves -1
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#116 - bulwark (09/01/2015) [-]
I honestly didn't expect it to bother people like it did. Which is why I am surprised. I figured the first comment would be something along the line of "Troll harder, faggot" or some bait picture. Like, it is so obvious that it's just a stupid comment and I just think it's weird, that no one had the sense to either call me out on it or just ignore it.
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#152 - altari (09/01/2015) [-]
People way overreacted, but what I mean is, why make the comment? It's only gonna upset people. Even if they took it way to hard. Joke, not dick etc.
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#153 - bulwark (09/01/2015) [-]
I just wanted to see what kind of reaction it would get. I've seen people write way worse stuff and people just react with a "meh" or "nice try".

It seems it just isn't okay when it has something to do with cats I guess.
User avatar
#155 - altari (09/01/2015) [-]
I realize I didn't explain that very well. I was using 9/11 jokes as an example of 'worse shit people joke about'.
User avatar
#157 - bulwark (09/01/2015) [-]
Nah I get ya man, I get ya.

Primarily, the thing is that I have noticed a trend on FJ.

The first comment on another comment, usually triggers how other people will react. It's sort of a mob mentality. I am dead sure that if someone had commented with "Yea, fuck cats" or something like that, as the first thing, it would have garnered a lot less negative attention and perhaps more people would have commented with similar stuff.

Because as I said, I noticed other times were someone wrote something equally as terrible and people saw it for the joke it was and decided to add their own stupid "joke" comments, that, if read out of context, sound downright cruel, but because it was understood by the commenters, that it was just for fun, it was recieved as such aswell. I hope that made sense.
#154 - altari (09/01/2015) [-]
The main difference between 9/11 jokes and cat jokes is that almost everyone here has a cat, but almost noone even knew anyone who died in 9/11. They laugh because they don't understand.

People get upsetti because they can relate to cat things.
And because cats are cute as hell.
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#113 - altari ONLINE (10/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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Hello random user/anon. Welcome to my profile. I'm altari. I like cats and I play alot of vidya. I usually play rpg's, but I play League a decent amount too. If you want to add me on either of them, both accounts are Eltostitos. Add me as a friend if you want, I accept em all. &lt; And don't forget
Hello random user/anon. Welcome to my profile. I'm altari.
I like cats and I play alot of vidya.
I usually play rpg's, but I play League a decent amount too.
If you want to add me on either of them, both accounts are Eltostitos.

Add me as a friend if you want, I accept em all.
< And don't forget
#289 - altari ONLINE (01/13/2016) [-]
I want this in a gif.
User avatar #288 to #287 - altari ONLINE (09/10/2015) [-]
Holy **** you actually delivered. Thanks mate. Have a good one.
#283 - gothictomato (05/26/2015) [-]
Gibe Friend code feg
Gibe Friend code feg
User avatar #284 to #283 - altari ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
3626-1336-5544

I'm trying to download Monster hunter right now but my visa is being a hoe. Do you have that game too?
User avatar #285 to #284 - gothictomato (05/26/2015) [-]
Yeeeee boy
its fly Colton has it too and mines 3153-4260-1039
User avatar #280 to #279 - altari ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
u no it c0nt. I'm back baybeeeee
#281 to #280 - zhlandir (05/13/2015) [-]
awwww yissss
awwww yissss
User avatar #282 to #281 - altari ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
yeeeeeeee
#269 - zhlandir (04/10/2015) [-]
Who says you can't have fashion souls anymore?

I think I'm fabulous.
#270 to #269 - altari ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
You could even say you were, Fashionborne.
You could even say you were, Fashionborne.
#271 to #270 - zhlandir (04/10/2015) [-]
DID YOU ORDER 'IT'
#272 to #271 - altari ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
If I order it, it will only be delivered on the 20th. I'm probs going to town on monday to buy one. I like that picture. That is a nice picture.
If I order it, it will only be delivered on the 20th. I'm probs going to town on monday to buy one.


I like that picture. That is a nice picture.
#273 to #272 - zhlandir (04/10/2015) [-]
WHEN IS MONDAY I HAVENT SLEPT I DONT KNOW
User avatar #275 to #273 - altari ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Also you should read one punch man sometime. If you like mangos. There's a part in it where he beats a mushroom man in a punch fight.

www.mangareader.net/onepunch-man
#274 to #273 - altari ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Today is friday sadly. So monday is tomorrow obvi.
Today is friday sadly. So monday is tomorrow obvi.
#276 to #274 - zhlandir (04/10/2015) [-]
OKEY SO WE PLAY TOMORROW
NO WAIT IM IN A CASINO TOMORROW
#famerichshrekxcatsotp

#277 to #276 - altari ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Rektangled. Sorry was on the phone fixing interwebs.
Rektangled. Sorry was on the phone fixing interwebs.
User avatar #268 - altari ONLINE (04/03/2015) [-]
♥
. ♥／l、
（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
　l、 ~ヽ
　じしf_, )ノ


For later.
#262 - hazenberdan (03/26/2015) [-]
Aww yiss,new monitor AND my PC was fixed up. No more pop ups telling me I'm not authenticated anymore. When you get your net back,we should go shrek a boss or something in Mabi.
Aww yiss,new monitor AND my PC was fixed up. No more pop ups telling me I'm not authenticated anymore. When you get your net back,we should go shrek a boss or something in Mabi.
#263 to #262 - altari ONLINE (03/26/2015) [-]
Noice. How big's the monitor? I get my interwebs back on saturday.
Noice. How big's the monitor?

I get my interwebs back on saturday.
#264 to #263 - hazenberdan (03/26/2015) [-]
www.cnet.com/products/hp-w1707/ It's a fairly decent monitor,but we got at a pawn shop for like,40$. My mom's boyfriend pawned his phone to get it for me,so I'm kinda mixed about how to feel about it. I appreciate it and all,but I'm not used to people helping me.
#265 to #264 - altari ONLINE (03/26/2015) [-]
Not bad. I'm surprised you got it for such a good deal. Pawn shops are usually overpriced as **** .
Not bad. I'm surprised you got it for such a good deal. Pawn shops are usually overpriced as **** .
#266 to #265 - hazenberdan (03/26/2015) [-]
Digital world's fairly decent with their prices,but yeah. I understand the whole &quot;Need to make a profit!&quot; thing,but when you're attempting to sell USED ps3 games for more than what they were when they came out,that's when you need a hammer to the head. I'm addicted to TF2 again,specifically a game mode I like to call &quot;Chronic Backstabbing Disorder&quot;. I fill a server with bots,and then force their classes to be spy, They don't even bother with the cap,they just run around trying to kill things. **** FNAF, TF2's spies are where the real horror is at. You think you're perfectly safe,and then a spy pins you to the ground and backstabs you.
Digital world's fairly decent with their prices,but yeah. I understand the whole "Need to make a profit!" thing,but when you're attempting to sell USED ps3 games for more than what they were when they came out,that's when you need a hammer to the head. I'm addicted to TF2 again,specifically a game mode I like to call "Chronic Backstabbing Disorder". I fill a server with bots,and then force their classes to be spy, They don't even bother with the cap,they just run around trying to kill things. **** FNAF, TF2's spies are where the real horror is at. You think you're perfectly safe,and then a spy pins you to the ground and backstabs you.
#267 to #266 - altari ONLINE (03/26/2015) [-]
I've never actually played tf2. Are they spies really that horrifying? Speaking of addictions, I recently got back into league. I both love and hate that game. If you ever play it, just understand that ranked is really not worth your time if you're playing for fun. Fun is not aloud in ranked. Tryhards, tryhards everywhere. Like if you end up playing support, and you **** up even once, your adc will bitch and complain about you feeding then will probably afk. #justbronze1things. I'll get silver eventually but goddamn if the toxic peeps make me want to kill myself. Yes I like spoilers.
I've never actually played tf2. Are they spies really that horrifying?


Speaking of addictions, I recently got back into league. I both love and hate that game. If you ever play it, just understand that ranked is really not worth your time if you're playing for fun. Fun is not aloud in ranked. Tryhards, tryhards everywhere. Like if you end up playing support, and you **** up even once, your adc will bitch and complain about you feeding then will probably afk. #justbronze1things. I'll get silver eventually but goddamn if the toxic peeps make me want to kill myself. Yes I like spoilers.
#268 to #267 - hazenberdan (03/26/2015) [-]
Nah,but when the entire server is full of them,the best thing to do is sit somewhere as a scout and cry.
#260 - zhlandir (03/18/2015) [-]
7 days
#259 - zhlandir (03/17/2015) [-]
8 days
#258 - zhlandir (03/16/2015) [-]
9 days
#257 - zhlandir (03/14/2015) [-]
10 days
#246 - zhlandir (03/13/2015) [-]
11 days
#247 to #246 - altari ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
NO
NO
#248 to #247 - zhlandir (03/14/2015) [-]
Yes. Yes indeed.
User avatar #251 to #248 - altari ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
CAN
User avatar #250 to #248 - altari ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
YOU
User avatar #249 to #248 - altari ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
NOT
#252 to #249 - altari ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#254 to #252 - zhlandir (03/14/2015) [-]
You could be him.
#255 to #254 - altari ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
If only....
If only....
#256 to #255 - zhlandir (03/14/2015) [-]
I'd be lost without you.
#245 - expeditas (02/27/2015) [-]
&lt;3
<3
User avatar #238 - themightymrplow (02/26/2015) [-]
Quick! Draw a pair of boobs for me!
#239 to #238 - altari ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
I have no idea why you think I can draw, but here. For your troubles. Please no ban.
#240 to #239 - themightymrplow (02/26/2015) [-]
Wonderful. A masterpiece. Tenouttaten!
User avatar #241 to #240 - altari ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
Happy to be of service. So why did you so desperately need boobs drawn?
User avatar #242 to #241 - themightymrplow (02/26/2015) [-]
I'm a plastic surgeon. I needed a design to give this lady. I think she's gonna love them.
User avatar #243 to #242 - altari ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
I certainly would. I hear different size nips are the new thing.
User avatar #244 to #243 - themightymrplow (02/26/2015) [-]
It's true. Having two different sized nipples doubles the chances of your tits fitting the preference of you partner. Variety is the spice of life!
#235 - zhlandir (02/21/2015) [-]
I miss u bby
I miss u bby
#236 to #235 - altari ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
y-you too
y-you too
#225 - hazenberdan (02/13/2015) [-]
..So,did you see the new event on mabi? It's dumb as **** .
#226 to #225 - altari ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
So I hear. My internet is absolute garbage right now, like, moreso than usual. I'm getting new internet soon though. Ain't dealin with this **** anymore.

Is it true you can get animal ears from the gacha's?
#227 to #226 - hazenberdan (02/13/2015) [-]
I dunno,I haven't played in a few days. I've been playing Evil Genius. I might play after I get back today,I'm sick of my minions being retards. I don't know HOW,but two of them managed to simultaneously BUILD,and trap themselves in a room. I COULD have freed them,but I decided to make them wait until my lazy ass workers finally opened up another room for the morons to leave through.
#228 to #227 - altari ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
Sorry, was eating. Also this took longer than I care to admit. Can't wait for the internet. It'll have a cap, but I'm going to pay more so it's a 100 gig cap.
#229 to #228 - hazenberdan (02/13/2015) [-]
Aw man,that's great,the net and the card. How do they make those,anyway?
Aw man,that's great,the net and the card. How do they make those,anyway?
#230 to #229 - altari ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
www.yugiohcardmaker.net/


You need an account but they take like 5 secs to make. It's fun to dick around with them.

I'M SO ******* EXCITED FOR THE INTERWEBS JESUS
#231 to #230 - hazenberdan (02/13/2015) [-]
I should probably go get my gym bag packed. I dunno how long I'll be,I swim for like an hour but then we usually go do **** after,so I could be anywhere from an hour to 5 hours.
#232 to #231 - altari ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
I'm so jelly. I love swimming. But I live so damn far away from a pool that I can't go unless it's summer or some **** .
#233 to #232 - hazenberdan (02/13/2015) [-]
If you ever come here,the howard johnson hotel is where I go. The pool is weird as **** tho,it's deepest in the middle. It's like a canyon,and confuses the **** out of me. Day passes for the gym/pool are like,5$. Anyway,I'm gonna go get packed,when I get back we'll hop on mabi and check some **** out. That event promised free stuff,so I intend to go do that. Since I have nothing relevant,I thought you might like this. Everyone likes taiga. Probably.
#234 to #233 - altari ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
I like Taiga.

Later brah.
#214 to #213 - altari ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
You keep my mother out of this.
You keep my mother out of this.
#216 to #215 - altari ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#218 to #216 - gothictomato (02/12/2015) [-]
But i do have a kitten
#219 to #218 - altari ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
But can you keep up with my kitten collection. Around 70% of my gifs/pics are cats.
But can you keep up with my kitten collection. Around 70% of my gifs/pics are cats.
User avatar #220 to #219 - gothictomato (02/12/2015) [-]
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i cannot that is just my kitten
#221 to #220 - altari ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
You got a kitten? Whats his/her name?
You got a kitten? Whats his/her name?
#222 to #221 - gothictomato (02/12/2015) [-]
Had the little ****** a while now, his name is Milo
#223 to #222 - altari ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
He's a cute little ****** . My cat just sits around and gets fat. She keeps my feet warm when I sleep though.
He's a cute little ****** . My cat just sits around and gets fat. She keeps my feet warm when I sleep though.
User avatar #224 to #223 - gothictomato (02/12/2015) [-]
He's not fat yet but if hes anything like my other 2 cats he will be
#217 to #216 - gothictomato (02/12/2015) [-]
your Gif collection is better than mine i concede
your Gif collection is better than mine i concede
#197 - expeditas (02/10/2015) [-]
clannad is so sad ;-;
#198 to #197 - altari ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
Finally got around to watching it?
Finally got around to watching it?
User avatar #199 to #198 - expeditas (02/10/2015) [-]
yush....
also I just turned 17 about 30 seconds ago
User avatar #200 to #199 - altari ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
Congrats. That means it's late as **** . Go to bed birthday boy. I'm 18 git rekt. No I'm not late at all.
User avatar #202 to #200 - expeditas (02/10/2015) [-]
also you're looking quite wrinkly over there, old timer hue
#203 to #202 - altari ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
Back in my day, youngsters were more respectful. Damn youngins. Happy birthday brah Have a gif of best cat girl as a present.
Back in my day, youngsters were more respectful. Damn youngins. Happy birthday brah Have a gif of best cat girl as a present.
#204 to #203 - expeditas (02/10/2015) [-]
get with the times, geyser thankies, it means a lot
get with the times, geyser thankies, it means a lot
#205 to #204 - altari ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
Np, go to sleep so you can actually do things on your birthday. Although i guess that defeats the purpose. Bonus gifs.
Np, go to sleep so you can actually do things on your birthday. Although i guess that defeats the purpose. Bonus gifs.
#206 to #205 - expeditas (02/10/2015) [-]
tho I wanna get so sleepy that I cant wake up in time for school, so I dun have to go to school.... oh no, im becoming an absent boy
tho I wanna get so sleepy that I cant wake up in time for school, so I dun have to go to school.... oh no, im becoming an absent boy
#207 to #206 - altari ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
How evil. I'm reporting you to the internet police.
How evil. I'm reporting you to the internet police.
#208 to #207 - expeditas (02/10/2015) [-]
go ahead. they cant do the thing .... .................... do you remember a user called darkgear? really into music, takes care of his friends and is very honest
go ahead.
they cant do the thing
....
....................
do you remember a user called darkgear? really into music, takes care of his friends and is very honest
#209 to #208 - altari ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
Then I'll take matters into my own hands. I shall swim the Atlantic. I hope your ready. Not really, I haven't been on Fj much recently. Been gaming more than anything. I don't know many users anymore. Did he get the banana? Do you have steam?
Then I'll take matters into my own hands. I shall swim the Atlantic. I hope your ready.

Not really, I haven't been on Fj much recently. Been gaming more than anything. I don't know many users anymore. Did he get the banana?

Do you have steam?
#210 to #209 - expeditas (02/10/2015) [-]
you would not survive the attempt first he an heroed his account, then he made a new account, then he forgot his password, then he made a new, secret account steamname = expeditas
you would not survive the attempt

first he an heroed his account, then he made a new account, then he forgot his password, then he made a new, secret account

steamname = expeditas
#211 to #210 - altari ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
u w0t m8 Damn. You don't know his new account then? I should have guessed that.
u w0t m8

Damn. You don't know his new account then?

I should have guessed that.
#212 to #211 - expeditas (02/11/2015) [-]
i'll rek u I do know his new account... just, he doesn't talk to me anymore. it's like he's ignoring me, it makes me feel really bad... he would just stop responding to messages in the middle of a conversation, and never mention it again.... I mean, I used to talk to him like every day and he was my favourite person in the world, but now he's gone and a I really miss him.... he said that he would have a conversation with me on my birthday though, so that's why im still up, really. he hasn't shown up yet, but it's probably just a difference in timezones... more steam friends, this is good.
i'll rek u

I do know his new account... just, he doesn't talk to me anymore.
it's like he's ignoring me, it makes me feel really bad... he would just stop responding to messages in the middle of a conversation, and never mention it again.... I mean, I used to talk to him like every day and he was my favourite person in the world, but now he's gone and a I really miss him.... he said that he would have a conversation with me on my birthday though, so that's why im still up, really. he hasn't shown up yet, but it's probably just a difference in timezones...

more steam friends, this is good.
#201 to #200 - expeditas (02/10/2015) [-]
im too sleepy to sleep, and es like 1:31 a.m.
#172 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
love meeeeee
love meeeeee
#173 to #172 - altari ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
oky
oky
#189 to #173 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
see you tomorrow or later at night
User avatar #190 to #189 - altari ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
see ya I'm so exited for the bell bros[spoiler] Night [/spoiler]
User avatar #191 to #190 - altari ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
spoiler op
#174 to #173 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
I knew you wouldn't disappoint me, dearest of faggots
I knew you wouldn't disappoint me, dearest of faggots
#175 to #174 - altari ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
u kno it Wazzup
u kno it Wazzup
#176 to #175 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
do i tho? this **** again do you still remember how we met i remember as it was yesterday ... or maybe a few weeks
do i tho?
this **** again do you still remember how we met i remember as it was yesterday
... or maybe a few weeks
#177 to #176 - altari ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
yis I forget completely not really tho I still remember I imagine it was something like this
yis
I forget completely not really tho I still remember I imagine it was something like this
#178 to #177 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
well **** for a moment iwas mad at you just a bit how could you say this about our anniversary i remember it more like this i still havent gotten back my banana that midget tho
well ****
for a moment iwas mad at you just a bit how could you say this about our anniversary i remember it more like this i still havent gotten back my banana that midget tho
#179 to #178 - altari ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
*We'll No homo tho I eated the banana tasted like **** He's having the time of his life Don't mind the gif. Just trying to figure out what it is Oh
*We'll
No homo tho I eated the banana tasted like **** He's having the time of his life Don't mind the gif. Just trying to figure out what it is Oh
#180 to #179 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
so smooth
like sandpaper ate* you what mate ima **** you up i do mind it alot sorry i was taking a shower hypothetically me->you i dont know whos who tho thats for you to decide
User avatar #184 to #180 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
Gonna read it tomorrow
User avatar #182 to #180 - altari ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
www.reddit.com/r/DarkSouls2/comments/2shchr/scholar_of_the_first_sin_patch_notes/
Did you hear about the patch notes? The ring sounds interesting.
User avatar #185 to #182 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
Gonna read it tomorrow
i failed
User avatar #187 to #185 - altari ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
Bell bros are gonna get alot of activity. It's gonna be great. If a host defeats a bel bro he gets a chunk/slab/TWINKILNG TITANITE/petrified dragon bone
User avatar #188 to #187 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
YUMMY
#181 to #180 - altari ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
u bet *eateded &quot;shower&quot; your pic tho
u bet
*eateded "shower" your pic tho
#183 to #181 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
i dont think im legal yet english ************ do you spoke itt ill be gone soon for this night i mean do you have l4d or l4d2 you acn try evolve beta this weekend
#186 to #183 - altari ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
I am
No I have neither. I don't play many multiplayer games.
#192 to #186 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
do you know how the rape game works im back but jeebus im tired bewaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare
do you know how the rape game works
im back but jeebus im tired bewaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare
#193 to #192 - altari ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
It's a struggle snuggle. wb nooooooo
It's a struggle snuggle.
wb nooooooo
#194 to #193 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
... well not the answer i expected but kudos to you i drank a beer called shut the **** up today my best friend got yellow snow not sure who got the better one how was your evening darling
... well not the answer i expected but kudos to you
i drank a beer called shut the **** up today my best friend got yellow snow not sure who got the better one how was your evening darling
#195 to #194 - altari ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
I've hesard of a beer called pussi as well. Or pussy. One of the two rip friend Surprise, surprise, I played dark souls. I used some acetics and did some Maldron/cosplay invades. The amount of people with no sense of humor in this game is astounding. What I wouldn't give to have a few Maldron gifs.....

I've hesard of a beer called pussi as well. Or pussy. One of the two rip friend Surprise, surprise, I played dark souls. I used some acetics and did some Maldron/cosplay invades. The amount of people with no sense of humor in this game is astounding. What I wouldn't give to have a few Maldron gifs.....
#196 to #195 - zhlandir (01/17/2015) [-]
I fell asleep on my couch Damn son Isnt that an energy drink? lel did you taunt em after backstabbing them the 4th time and running away to warmthheal in the enemies I dont have any, sadly
I fell asleep on my couch Damn son Isnt that an energy drink? lel did you taunt em after backstabbing them the 4th time and running away to warmthheal in the enemies I dont have any, sadly
#171 - hazenberdan (12/16/2014) [-]
So I was playing some dank souls 2 and some weab named yoyomike5 invaded me with what I assume was some kind of kirito build. Needless to say I brought out ricard's rapier and a tower shield and hacked him into little weaboo kebabs. How should I cook them,with pyromancy or miracles?
So I was playing some dank souls 2 and some weab named yoyomike5 invaded me with what I assume was some kind of kirito build. Needless to say I brought out ricard's rapier and a tower shield and hacked him into little weaboo kebabs. How should I cook them,with pyromancy or miracles?
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