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Gender: male
Steam Profile: ThatOneGuy
Consoles Owned: PC, PS3
Interests: Cats, Dark Souls, League of Legends, Anime
Date Signed Up:3/01/2013
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:Canada
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To any who haven't figured it out already, I am a cat person. I also like to play the vidya.

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#62 - What I've never understood, is even if someone on the team is …  [+] (11 new replies) 09/27/2015 on (untitled) +1
#111 - justtocomment (09/27/2015) [-]
Because the game gives you a button to report fuckers for being a noob. There's no desire to help them get better at risk of your own stats: just spam the report until the mods knock them out of your rank.
Unlike a game like Halo 3, for example, where your options are "fuck you I'm leaving" or "follow my lead".
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#113 - altari (09/27/2015) [-]
I didn't say not report, I said not flame. Report anyone you want, just try and keep out of chat.
#114 - justtocomment (09/27/2015) [-]
The ability to report for that shit just breeds that narcissistic attitude. It also means you have to defend yourself from criticism, lest you find yourself demoted and reported.
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#118 - altari (09/27/2015) [-]
The reporting system in league is actually awful. You have to get reported alot before anything actually happens. I agree that it's toxic as hell, but with how many players league has, it's the only way too punish people who troll, by joining games then afking or something like that.
#120 - justtocomment (09/27/2015) [-]
It's good intent, but terrible execution. It does little to prevent trolls (if they got to that league once, they'll easily do so again) and only serves as a threat to players new to the league and as a kindling for these flame-offs like the one in the content.
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#98 - stifflimb (09/27/2015) [-]
Cause if you ask them to either play safe, or get an tanky item for sustain they tell you to fuck off cause this is a smurf acc and they are plat 1 on their main.
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#103 - altari (09/27/2015) [-]
I realize this pretty much the most over said thing ever, but if they feed then rage just mute them and keep playing. It doesn't fix the problem but it will almost always stop it from getting worse.
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#90 - izaya (09/27/2015) [-]
I'm the chillest, most calm person you'll meet in life, but in league I somehow get really pissed very easily. Especially when someone's doing the same mistake over and over, ending up with their lane opponent fed. I mean, you saw that he killed you 1v1 once, why'd you engage immediately after 3 minutes?
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#91 - izaya (09/27/2015) [-]
>>#62 oh yes, forgot the main point, there are times when I'm really mean to people who feed over and over, because I have to vent somewhere, otherwise I myself won't be able to play at my best.
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#99 - altari (09/27/2015) [-]
I understand getting mad. I get really fucking angry sometimes too. What I'm saying is, keep it too yourself. It's hard, but venting on the person will only make them do worse.

I'm not perfect. Even I get pissed and get in an argument with people in league every 30 or so games. Hell the last time it happened someone was blaming the game loss on me because I picked Ekko mid, and for no other reason.

But as long as you keep it out of chat most times they won't do worse than they already are.
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#102 - izaya (09/27/2015) [-]
Yeah, I only get mad like 1 game out of ten and even then, I'm not very toxic. Don't wanna get banned and miss the season rewards
#30 - u no it 09/26/2015 on Decioy 0
#28 - Can someone make this a gif for me? Or at least explain how I … 09/25/2015 on Simply adorable 0
#474 - What the **** man. That's awful.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2015 on being this level of sub... +1
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#476 - minorian (09/25/2015) [-]
It's a mad world, mate
#215 - Butthurt christians and atheists alike in the comments. …  [+] (6 new replies) 09/25/2015 on shut up +1
#219 - pjers (09/25/2015) [-]
Because atheists are the only ones with an actual reason to think they're right.
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#246 - Tyranitar (09/25/2015) [-]
Not really. They have no more or less proof than any religion does.
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#307 - Tyranitar (09/25/2015) [-]
I like how atheists keep glossing over what I ACTUALLY SAID in my comment.

I never said atheism was wrong, I said that they are just as much in the dark as religion is. Nobody on this Earth has any right to claim they are right unless they provide proof. That goes both ways, but edgelord internet atheists think that they have the right to look down on others for daring to believe in something.
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#303 - popeflatus (09/25/2015) [-]
If you make the claim that a god exists, you have to bring the proof. Claims without evidence are dismissed.
#250 - pjers (09/25/2015) [-]
You need evidence to back an assertion, any assertion, there is no evidence for any god.
Normally absence of evidence isn't evidence of absence and this holds here, but atheists don't say there can't be a god, just that if there is it's not doing anything so why bother pandering to the assertion without any evidence.
Especially since every individual god can be demonstrated to have not done the things their books say they have.
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#249 - testaburger (09/25/2015) [-]
Atheists don't need proof, as atheism does not put forth a claim, unlike theism.
If no evidence of any claims exist, the only rational position is non-belief.
#468 - I refuse to believe that this is all there is too it. There's …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/25/2015 on being this level of sub... 0
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#472 - minorian (09/25/2015) [-]
The three people are members of an animal rights group called Cause Animale Nord, who subdued the homeless man and stole his dog, so they could put it up for adoption through their organisation. They believed it was animal cruelty to have the dog in such conditions.

The vigilantee way in which they overmanned him, stole his dog and literally left him weeping, is batshit crazy IMO, but I don't know if the dog actually was being treated cruelly. Homeless people generally love their people so much that shelters have been forced to offer dog-food too, because people would otherwise share their food with their dogs, but sometimes the condition for the dogs are too bad, because homeless people are prone to mental instability, and they can't be trusted to take care of the dog's needs.
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#474 - altari (09/25/2015) [-]
What the fuck man.

That's awful.
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#476 - minorian (09/25/2015) [-]
It's a mad world, mate
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#473 - minorian (09/25/2015) [-]
Homeless people generally love their pets*

LOL
#89 - Maybe they didn't know and were only defending their friend. … 09/24/2015 on Bully fights a blind kid... +1
#90 - I don't think there even is a human woman. It's all monster gi… 09/24/2015 on Are you feeling it now +1
#88 - Also the swords power lessens as you get more corrupted and vi…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2015 on Are you feeling it now 0
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#93 - heartlessrobot (09/24/2015) [-]
Also, let the forest panther buttfuck you, the breath flame is super OP.
Also, it's hot as fuck, I just wish he didn't go into human form to do it.
#86 - You can play it in browser or download it and play it offline.…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2015 on Are you feeling it now +1
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#87 - alexithymic (09/24/2015) [-]
cool. thanks mate
#6 - Average male height is 5'9 though 09/24/2015 on Pokemon sizes +7
#23 - You will give him love or suffer the consequences. 09/23/2015 on Cat Attacks Young Boy +12
#20 - He just wants cuddles.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/23/2015 on Cat Attacks Young Boy +10
#49 - jakeattack (09/27/2015) [-]
wtf hes like tapping her arm in the same way a human would.
#22 - dgurevich (09/23/2015) [-]
Petthepussy.gif
#23 - altari (09/23/2015) [-]
You will give him love or suffer the consequences.
#167 - Oh no! Kids don't know games that didn't come out in their lif… 09/23/2015 on i hate these children -1
#370 - **altari used "*roll picture*"** **altari rolled image ** … 09/22/2015 on Roll for our new logo 0
#63 - Then I have no problem with you what so ever. People alway… 09/20/2015 on When the frontpage is... 0
#71 - Back in highschool I had a teacher who did that last period. … 09/20/2015 on The bell doesn't dismiss... +4
#59 - Let them say what they want about reposts. There's nothi…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/20/2015 on When the frontpage is... 0
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#62 - lotengo (09/20/2015) [-]
I tried to made sure all my reposts where at least 1 month old
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#63 - altari (09/20/2015) [-]
Then I have no problem with you what so ever.
People always seem to hate the biggest content up loaders for some reason.
#64 - If you have to give on a needle or a vet check up it's much ea… 09/16/2015 on clever girl 0
#74 - He's saying that he knows he messed it up, but everyone knows … 09/16/2015 on An thought 0
#282 - What about all us poor faggots who have almost no chance of ge… 09/16/2015 on The misogyny! 0
#192 - Why aren't you orange anymore? 09/16/2015 on ??? 0
#23 - 1) Don't remember 2) Log Horizon 3) The devil is a par…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2015 on What I watched +7
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#57 - enfantcool (09/16/2015) [-]
1) kuroko no Basuke
#40 - I've always liked having the tumblr comments. It's li… 09/15/2015 on :3 +2
#135 - I went Garen top and had it. I don't think it's limited to smite. 09/15/2015 on they are coming. -1

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#113 - altari ONLINE (10/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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Hello random user/anon. Welcome to my profile. I'm altari.   
I like cats and I play alot of vidya.    
I usually play rpg's, but I play League a decent amount too.   
If you want to add me on either of them, both accounts are Eltostitos.    
    
Add me as a friend if you want, I accept em all.   
< And don't forget
Hello random user/anon. Welcome to my profile. I'm altari.
I like cats and I play alot of vidya.
I usually play rpg's, but I play League a decent amount too.
If you want to add me on either of them, both accounts are Eltostitos.

Add me as a friend if you want, I accept em all.
< And don't forget
#289 - altari ONLINE (01/13/2016) [-]
I want this in a gif.
User avatar #288 to #287 - altari ONLINE (09/10/2015) [-]
Holy **** you actually delivered. Thanks mate. Have a good one.
#283 - gothictomato (05/26/2015) [-]
Gibe Friend code feg
Gibe Friend code feg
User avatar #284 to #283 - altari ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
3626-1336-5544

I'm trying to download Monster hunter right now but my visa is being a hoe. Do you have that game too?
User avatar #285 to #284 - gothictomato (05/26/2015) [-]
Yeeeee boy
its fly Colton has it too and mines 3153-4260-1039
User avatar #280 to #279 - altari ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
u no it c0nt. I'm back baybeeeee
#281 to #280 - zhlandir (05/13/2015) [-]
awwww yissss
awwww yissss
User avatar #282 to #281 - altari ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
yeeeeeeee
#269 - zhlandir (04/10/2015) [-]
Who says you can't have fashion souls anymore?

I think I'm fabulous.
#270 to #269 - altari ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
You could even say you were, Fashionborne.
You could even say you were, Fashionborne.
#271 to #270 - zhlandir (04/10/2015) [-]
DID YOU ORDER 'IT'
#272 to #271 - altari ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
If I order it, it will only be delivered on the 20th. I'm probs going to town on monday to buy one.   
   
   
 I like that picture. That is a nice picture.
If I order it, it will only be delivered on the 20th. I'm probs going to town on monday to buy one.


I like that picture. That is a nice picture.
#273 to #272 - zhlandir (04/10/2015) [-]
WHEN IS MONDAY I HAVENT SLEPT I DONT KNOW
User avatar #275 to #273 - altari ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Also you should read one punch man sometime. If you like mangos. There's a part in it where he beats a mushroom man in a punch fight.

www.mangareader.net/onepunch-man
#274 to #273 - altari ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Today is friday sadly.  So monday is tomorrow obvi.
Today is friday sadly. So monday is tomorrow obvi.
#276 to #274 - zhlandir (04/10/2015) [-]
OKEY SO WE PLAY TOMORROW
NO WAIT IM IN A CASINO TOMORROW
#famerichshrekxcatsotp

#277 to #276 - altari ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Rektangled.  Sorry was on the phone fixing interwebs.
Rektangled. Sorry was on the phone fixing interwebs.
User avatar #268 - altari ONLINE (04/03/2015) [-]

. ♥/l、
(゚、 。 7
 l、 ~ヽ
 じしf_, )ノ


For later.
#262 - hazenberdan (03/26/2015) [-]
Aww yiss,new monitor AND my PC was fixed up. No more pop ups telling me I'm not authenticated anymore. When you get your net back,we should go shrek a boss or something in Mabi.
Aww yiss,new monitor AND my PC was fixed up. No more pop ups telling me I'm not authenticated anymore. When you get your net back,we should go shrek a boss or something in Mabi.
#263 to #262 - altari ONLINE (03/26/2015) [-]
Noice. How big's the monitor?   
   
I get my interwebs back on saturday.
Noice. How big's the monitor?

I get my interwebs back on saturday.
#264 to #263 - hazenberdan (03/26/2015) [-]
www.cnet.com/products/hp-w1707/ It's a fairly decent monitor,but we got at a pawn shop for like,40$. My mom's boyfriend pawned his phone to get it for me,so I'm kinda mixed about how to feel about it. I appreciate it and all,but I'm not used to people helping me.
#265 to #264 - altari ONLINE (03/26/2015) [-]
Not bad. I'm surprised you got it for such a good deal. Pawn shops are usually overpriced as 			****		.
Not bad. I'm surprised you got it for such a good deal. Pawn shops are usually overpriced as **** .
#266 to #265 - hazenberdan (03/26/2015) [-]
Digital world's fairly decent with their prices,but yeah. I understand the whole &quot;Need to make a profit!&quot; thing,but when you're attempting to sell USED ps3 games for more than what they were when they came out,that's when you need a hammer to the head. I'm addicted to TF2 again,specifically a game mode I like to call &quot;Chronic Backstabbing Disorder&quot;. I fill a server with bots,and then force their classes to be spy, They don't even bother with the cap,they just run around trying to kill things.			****		 FNAF, TF2's spies are where the real horror is at. You think you're perfectly safe,and then a spy pins you to the ground and backstabs you.
Digital world's fairly decent with their prices,but yeah. I understand the whole "Need to make a profit!" thing,but when you're attempting to sell USED ps3 games for more than what they were when they came out,that's when you need a hammer to the head. I'm addicted to TF2 again,specifically a game mode I like to call "Chronic Backstabbing Disorder". I fill a server with bots,and then force their classes to be spy, They don't even bother with the cap,they just run around trying to kill things. **** FNAF, TF2's spies are where the real horror is at. You think you're perfectly safe,and then a spy pins you to the ground and backstabs you.
#267 to #266 - altari ONLINE (03/26/2015) [-]
I've never actually played tf2. Are they spies really that horrifying?   
   
   
Speaking of addictions,  I recently got back into league. I both love and hate that game. If you ever play it, just understand that ranked is really not worth your time if you're playing for fun. Fun is not aloud in ranked.  Tryhards, tryhards everywhere.   Like if you end up playing support, and you 			****		 up even once, your adc will bitch and complain about you feeding then will probably afk. #justbronze1things.   I'll get silver eventually but goddamn if the toxic peeps make me want to kill myself.   Yes I like spoilers.
I've never actually played tf2. Are they spies really that horrifying?


Speaking of addictions, I recently got back into league. I both love and hate that game. If you ever play it, just understand that ranked is really not worth your time if you're playing for fun. Fun is not aloud in ranked. Tryhards, tryhards everywhere. Like if you end up playing support, and you **** up even once, your adc will bitch and complain about you feeding then will probably afk. #justbronze1things. I'll get silver eventually but goddamn if the toxic peeps make me want to kill myself. Yes I like spoilers.
#268 to #267 - hazenberdan (03/26/2015) [-]
Nah,but when the entire server is full of them,the best thing to do is sit somewhere as a scout and cry.
#260 - zhlandir (03/18/2015) [-]
7 days
#259 - zhlandir (03/17/2015) [-]
8 days
#258 - zhlandir (03/16/2015) [-]
9 days
#257 - zhlandir (03/14/2015) [-]
10 days
#246 - zhlandir (03/13/2015) [-]
11 days
#247 to #246 - altari ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
NO
NO
#248 to #247 - zhlandir (03/14/2015) [-]
Yes. Yes indeed.
User avatar #251 to #248 - altari ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
CAN
User avatar #250 to #248 - altari ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
YOU
User avatar #249 to #248 - altari ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
NOT
#252 to #249 - altari ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#254 to #252 - zhlandir (03/14/2015) [-]
You could be him.
#255 to #254 - altari ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
If only....
If only....
#256 to #255 - zhlandir (03/14/2015) [-]
I'd be lost without you.
#245 - expeditas (02/27/2015) [-]
&lt;3
<3
User avatar #238 - themightymrplow (02/26/2015) [-]
Quick! Draw a pair of boobs for me!
#239 to #238 - altari ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
I have no idea why you think I can draw, but here. For your troubles. Please no ban.
#240 to #239 - themightymrplow (02/26/2015) [-]
Wonderful. A masterpiece. Tenouttaten!
User avatar #241 to #240 - altari ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
Happy to be of service. So why did you so desperately need boobs drawn?
User avatar #242 to #241 - themightymrplow (02/26/2015) [-]
I'm a plastic surgeon. I needed a design to give this lady. I think she's gonna love them.
User avatar #243 to #242 - altari ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
I certainly would. I hear different size nips are the new thing.
User avatar #244 to #243 - themightymrplow (02/26/2015) [-]
It's true. Having two different sized nipples doubles the chances of your tits fitting the preference of you partner. Variety is the spice of life!
#235 - zhlandir (02/21/2015) [-]
I miss u bby
I miss u bby
#236 to #235 - altari ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
y-you too
y-you too
#225 - hazenberdan (02/13/2015) [-]
..So,did you see the new event on mabi? It's dumb as **** .
#226 to #225 - altari ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
So I hear. My internet is absolute garbage right now, like, moreso than usual. I'm getting new internet soon though. Ain't dealin with this **** anymore.

Is it true you can get animal ears from the gacha's?
#227 to #226 - hazenberdan (02/13/2015) [-]
I dunno,I haven't played in a few days. I've been playing Evil Genius. I might play after I get back today,I'm sick of my minions being retards. I don't know HOW,but two of them managed to simultaneously BUILD,and trap themselves in a room. I COULD have freed them,but I decided to make them wait until my lazy ass workers finally opened up another room for the morons to leave through.
#228 to #227 - altari ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
Sorry, was eating. Also this took longer than I care to admit. Can't wait for the internet. It'll have a cap, but I'm going to pay more so it's a 100 gig cap.
#229 to #228 - hazenberdan (02/13/2015) [-]
Aw man,that's great,the net and the card. How do they make those,anyway?
Aw man,that's great,the net and the card. How do they make those,anyway?
#230 to #229 - altari ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
www.yugiohcardmaker.net/


You need an account but they take like 5 secs to make. It's fun to dick around with them.

I'M SO ******* EXCITED FOR THE INTERWEBS JESUS
#231 to #230 - hazenberdan (02/13/2015) [-]
I should probably go get my gym bag packed. I dunno how long I'll be,I swim for like an hour but then we usually go do **** after,so I could be anywhere from an hour to 5 hours.
#232 to #231 - altari ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
I'm so jelly. I love swimming. But I live so damn far away from a pool that I can't go unless it's summer or some **** .
#233 to #232 - hazenberdan (02/13/2015) [-]
If you ever come here,the howard johnson hotel is where I go. The pool is weird as **** tho,it's deepest in the middle. It's like a canyon,and confuses the **** out of me. Day passes for the gym/pool are like,5$. Anyway,I'm gonna go get packed,when I get back we'll hop on mabi and check some **** out. That event promised free stuff,so I intend to go do that. Since I have nothing relevant,I thought you might like this. Everyone likes taiga. Probably.
#234 to #233 - altari ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
I like Taiga.

Later brah.
#214 to #213 - altari ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
You keep my mother out of this.
You keep my mother out of this.
#216 to #215 - altari ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#218 to #216 - gothictomato (02/12/2015) [-]
But i do have a kitten
#219 to #218 - altari ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
But can you keep up with my kitten collection.  Around 70% of my gifs/pics are cats.
But can you keep up with my kitten collection. Around 70% of my gifs/pics are cats.
User avatar #220 to #219 - gothictomato (02/12/2015) [-]
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i cannot that is just my kitten
#221 to #220 - altari ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
You got a kitten? Whats his/her name?
You got a kitten? Whats his/her name?
#222 to #221 - gothictomato (02/12/2015) [-]
Had the little ****** a while now, his name is Milo
#223 to #222 - altari ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
He's a cute little 			******		. My cat just sits around and gets fat.  She keeps my feet warm when I sleep though.
He's a cute little ****** . My cat just sits around and gets fat. She keeps my feet warm when I sleep though.
User avatar #224 to #223 - gothictomato (02/12/2015) [-]
He's not fat yet but if hes anything like my other 2 cats he will be
#217 to #216 - gothictomato (02/12/2015) [-]
your Gif collection is better than mine i concede
your Gif collection is better than mine i concede
#197 - expeditas (02/10/2015) [-]
clannad is so sad ;-;
#198 to #197 - altari ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
Finally got around to watching it?
Finally got around to watching it?
User avatar #199 to #198 - expeditas (02/10/2015) [-]
yush....
also I just turned 17 about 30 seconds ago
User avatar #200 to #199 - altari ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
Congrats. That means it's late as **** . Go to bed birthday boy. I'm 18 git rekt. No I'm not late at all.
User avatar #202 to #200 - expeditas (02/10/2015) [-]
also you're looking quite wrinkly over there, old timer hue
#203 to #202 - altari ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
Back in my day, youngsters were more respectful. Damn youngins.  Happy birthday brah   Have a gif of best cat girl as a present.
Back in my day, youngsters were more respectful. Damn youngins. Happy birthday brah Have a gif of best cat girl as a present.
#204 to #203 - expeditas (02/10/2015) [-]
get with the times, geyser     thankies, it means a lot
get with the times, geyser thankies, it means a lot
#205 to #204 - altari ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
Np, go to sleep so you can actually do things on your birthday.   Although i guess that defeats the purpose.    Bonus gifs.
Np, go to sleep so you can actually do things on your birthday. Although i guess that defeats the purpose. Bonus gifs.
#206 to #205 - expeditas (02/10/2015) [-]
tho I wanna get so sleepy that I cant wake up in time for school, so I dun have to go to school.... oh no, im becoming an absent boy
tho I wanna get so sleepy that I cant wake up in time for school, so I dun have to go to school.... oh no, im becoming an absent boy
#207 to #206 - altari ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
How evil. I'm reporting you to the internet police.
How evil. I'm reporting you to the internet police.
#208 to #207 - expeditas (02/10/2015) [-]
go ahead.   
they cant do the thing   
....   
....................   
do you remember a user called darkgear?  really into music, takes care of his friends and is very honest
go ahead.
they cant do the thing
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do you remember a user called darkgear? really into music, takes care of his friends and is very honest
#209 to #208 - altari ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
Then I'll take matters into my own hands. I shall swim the Atlantic. I hope your ready.   
   
Not really, I haven't been on Fj much recently. Been gaming more than anything. I don't know many users anymore. Did he get the banana?    
   
 Do you have steam?
Then I'll take matters into my own hands. I shall swim the Atlantic. I hope your ready.

Not really, I haven't been on Fj much recently. Been gaming more than anything. I don't know many users anymore. Did he get the banana?

Do you have steam?
#210 to #209 - expeditas (02/10/2015) [-]
you would not survive the attempt       
   
first he an heroed his account, then he made a new account, then he forgot his password, then he made a new, secret account   
   
 steamname = expeditas
you would not survive the attempt

first he an heroed his account, then he made a new account, then he forgot his password, then he made a new, secret account

steamname = expeditas
#211 to #210 - altari ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
u w0t m8   
   
Damn. You don't know his new account then?   
   
 I should have guessed that.
u w0t m8

Damn. You don't know his new account then?

I should have guessed that.
#212 to #211 - expeditas (02/11/2015) [-]
i'll rek u   
   
I do know his new account... just, he doesn't talk to me anymore.   
it's like he's ignoring me, it makes me feel really bad... he would just stop responding to messages in the middle of a conversation, and never mention it again.... I mean, I used to talk to him like every day and he was my favourite person in the world, but now he's gone and a I really miss him.... he said that he would have a conversation with me on my birthday though, so that's why im still up, really. he hasn't shown up yet, but it's probably just a difference in timezones...   
   
 more steam friends, this is good.
i'll rek u

I do know his new account... just, he doesn't talk to me anymore.
it's like he's ignoring me, it makes me feel really bad... he would just stop responding to messages in the middle of a conversation, and never mention it again.... I mean, I used to talk to him like every day and he was my favourite person in the world, but now he's gone and a I really miss him.... he said that he would have a conversation with me on my birthday though, so that's why im still up, really. he hasn't shown up yet, but it's probably just a difference in timezones...

more steam friends, this is good.
#201 to #200 - expeditas (02/10/2015) [-]
im too sleepy to sleep, and es like 1:31 a.m.
#172 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
love meeeeee
love meeeeee
#173 to #172 - altari ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
oky
oky
#189 to #173 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
see you tomorrow or later at night
User avatar #190 to #189 - altari ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
see ya I'm so exited for the bell bros[spoiler] Night [/spoiler]
User avatar #191 to #190 - altari ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
spoiler op
#174 to #173 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
I knew you wouldn't disappoint me, dearest of faggots
I knew you wouldn't disappoint me, dearest of faggots
#175 to #174 - altari ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
u kno it  Wazzup
u kno it Wazzup
#176 to #175 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
do i tho?   
 this 			****		 again  do you still remember how we met  i remember as it was yesterday   
... or maybe a few weeks
do i tho?
this **** again do you still remember how we met i remember as it was yesterday
... or maybe a few weeks
#177 to #176 - altari ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
yis    
 I forget completely   not really tho   I still remember   I imagine it was something like this
yis
I forget completely not really tho I still remember I imagine it was something like this
#178 to #177 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
well 			****		   
 for a moment iwas mad at you  just a bit  how could you say this about our anniversary  i remember it more like this  i still havent gotten back my banana  that midget tho
well ****
for a moment iwas mad at you just a bit how could you say this about our anniversary i remember it more like this i still havent gotten back my banana that midget tho
#179 to #178 - altari ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
*We'll    
 No homo tho   I eated  the banana   tasted like 			****		     He's having the time of his life   Don't mind the gif. Just trying to figure out what it is   Oh
*We'll
No homo tho I eated the banana tasted like **** He's having the time of his life Don't mind the gif. Just trying to figure out what it is Oh
#180 to #179 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
so smooth
like sandpaper ate* you what mate ima **** you up i do mind it alot sorry i was taking a shower hypothetically me->you i dont know whos who tho thats for you to decide
User avatar #184 to #180 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
Gonna read it tomorrow
User avatar #182 to #180 - altari ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
www.reddit.com/r/DarkSouls2/comments/2shchr/scholar_of_the_first_sin_patch_notes/
Did you hear about the patch notes? The ring sounds interesting.
User avatar #185 to #182 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
Gonna read it tomorrow
i failed
User avatar #187 to #185 - altari ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
Bell bros are gonna get alot of activity. It's gonna be great. If a host defeats a bel bro he gets a chunk/slab/TWINKILNG TITANITE/petrified dragon bone
User avatar #188 to #187 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
YUMMY
#181 to #180 - altari ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
u bet   
 *eateded   &quot;shower&quot;   your pic tho
u bet
*eateded "shower" your pic tho
#183 to #181 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
i dont think im legal yet english ************ do you spoke itt ill be gone soon for this night i mean do you have l4d or l4d2 you acn try evolve beta this weekend
#186 to #183 - altari ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
I am
No I have neither. I don't play many multiplayer games.
#192 to #186 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
do you know how the rape game works   
 im back but  jeebus im tired  bewaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare
do you know how the rape game works
im back but jeebus im tired bewaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare
#193 to #192 - altari ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
It's a struggle snuggle.   
 wb   nooooooo
It's a struggle snuggle.
wb nooooooo
#194 to #193 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
... well not the answer i expected but kudos to you   
 i drank a beer called shut the 			****		 up today  my best friend got yellow snow not sure who got the better one  how was your evening darling
... well not the answer i expected but kudos to you
i drank a beer called shut the **** up today my best friend got yellow snow not sure who got the better one how was your evening darling
#195 to #194 - altari ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
I've hesard of a beer called pussi as well. Or pussy. One of the two   rip friend   Surprise, surprise, I played dark souls. I used some acetics and did some Maldron/cosplay invades.  The amount of people with no sense of humor in this game is astounding.   What I wouldn't give to have a few Maldron gifs.....

I've hesard of a beer called pussi as well. Or pussy. One of the two rip friend Surprise, surprise, I played dark souls. I used some acetics and did some Maldron/cosplay invades. The amount of people with no sense of humor in this game is astounding. What I wouldn't give to have a few Maldron gifs.....
#196 to #195 - zhlandir (01/17/2015) [-]
I fell asleep on my couch  Damn son  Isnt that an energy drink?  lel did you taunt em after backstabbing them the 4th time and running away to warmthheal in the enemies  I dont have any, sadly
I fell asleep on my couch Damn son Isnt that an energy drink? lel did you taunt em after backstabbing them the 4th time and running away to warmthheal in the enemies I dont have any, sadly
#171 - hazenberdan (12/16/2014) [-]
So I was playing some dank souls 2 and some weab named yoyomike5 invaded me with what I assume was some kind of kirito build. Needless to say I brought out ricard's rapier and a tower shield and hacked him into little weaboo kebabs. How should I cook them,with pyromancy or miracles?
So I was playing some dank souls 2 and some weab named yoyomike5 invaded me with what I assume was some kind of kirito build. Needless to say I brought out ricard's rapier and a tower shield and hacked him into little weaboo kebabs. How should I cook them,with pyromancy or miracles?
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