You're a vagina

U no u liek it.

Perhaps

Holy **** you actually delivered. Thanks mate. Have a good one.

3626-1336-5544

I'm trying to download Monster hunter right now but my visa is being a hoe. Do you have that game too?

Yeeeee boy
its fly Colton has it too and mines 3153-4260-1039

u no it c0nt. I'm back baybeeeee

awwww yissss

yeeeeeeee

You could even say you were, Fashionborne.

DID YOU ORDER 'IT'

If I order it, it will only be delivered on the 20th. I'm probs going to town on monday to buy one.


I like that picture. That is a nice picture.

WHEN IS MONDAY I HAVENT SLEPT I DONT KNOW

Also you should read one punch man sometime. If you like mangos. There's a part in it where he beats a mushroom man in a punch fight.

www.mangareader.net/onepunch-man

Today is friday sadly. So monday is tomorrow obvi.

OKEY SO WE PLAY TOMORROW
NO WAIT IM IN A CASINO TOMORROW
#famerichshrekxcatsotp

Rektangled. Sorry was on the phone fixing interwebs.

nub

Noice. How big's the monitor?

I get my interwebs back on saturday.

www.cnet.com/products/hp-w1707/ It's a fairly decent monitor,but we got at a pawn shop for like,40$. My mom's boyfriend pawned his phone to get it for me,so I'm kinda mixed about how to feel about it. I appreciate it and all,but I'm not used to people helping me.

Not bad. I'm surprised you got it for such a good deal. Pawn shops are usually overpriced as **** .

Digital world's fairly decent with their prices,but yeah. I understand the whole "Need to make a profit!" thing,but when you're attempting to sell USED ps3 games for more than what they were when they came out,that's when you need a hammer to the head. I'm addicted to TF2 again,specifically a game mode I like to call "Chronic Backstabbing Disorder". I fill a server with bots,and then force their classes to be spy, They don't even bother with the cap,they just run around trying to kill things. **** FNAF, TF2's spies are where the real horror is at. You think you're perfectly safe,and then a spy pins you to the ground and backstabs you.

I've never actually played tf2. Are they spies really that horrifying?


Speaking of addictions, I recently got back into league. I both love and hate that game. If you ever play it, just understand that ranked is really not worth your time if you're playing for fun. Fun is not aloud in ranked. Tryhards, tryhards everywhere. Like if you end up playing support, and you **** up even once, your adc will bitch and complain about you feeding then will probably afk. #justbronze1things. I'll get silver eventually but goddamn if the toxic peeps make me want to kill myself. Yes I like spoilers.

Nah,but when the entire server is full of them,the best thing to do is sit somewhere as a scout and cry.

NO

Yes. Yes indeed.

CAN

YOU

NOT

DO EET

You could be him.

If only....

I'd be lost without you.

I have no idea why you think I can draw, but here. For your troubles. Please no ban.

Wonderful. A masterpiece. Tenouttaten!

Happy to be of service. So why did you so desperately need boobs drawn?

I'm a plastic surgeon. I needed a design to give this lady. I think she's gonna love them.

I certainly would. I hear different size nips are the new thing.

It's true. Having two different sized nipples doubles the chances of your tits fitting the preference of you partner. Variety is the spice of life!

y-you too

So I hear. My internet is absolute garbage right now, like, moreso than usual. I'm getting new internet soon though. Ain't dealin with this **** anymore.

Is it true you can get animal ears from the gacha's?

I dunno,I haven't played in a few days. I've been playing Evil Genius. I might play after I get back today,I'm sick of my minions being retards. I don't know HOW,but two of them managed to simultaneously BUILD,and trap themselves in a room. I COULD have freed them,but I decided to make them wait until my lazy ass workers finally opened up another room for the morons to leave through.

Sorry, was eating. Also this took longer than I care to admit. Can't wait for the internet. It'll have a cap, but I'm going to pay more so it's a 100 gig cap.

Aw man,that's great,the net and the card. How do they make those,anyway?

www.yugiohcardmaker.net/


You need an account but they take like 5 secs to make. It's fun to dick around with them.

I'M SO ******* EXCITED FOR THE INTERWEBS JESUS

I should probably go get my gym bag packed. I dunno how long I'll be,I swim for like an hour but then we usually go do **** after,so I could be anywhere from an hour to 5 hours.

I'm so jelly. I love swimming. But I live so damn far away from a pool that I can't go unless it's summer or some **** .

If you ever come here,the howard johnson hotel is where I go. The pool is weird as **** tho,it's deepest in the middle. It's like a canyon,and confuses the **** out of me. Day passes for the gym/pool are like,5$. Anyway,I'm gonna go get packed,when I get back we'll hop on mabi and check some **** out. That event promised free stuff,so I intend to go do that. Since I have nothing relevant,I thought you might like this. Everyone likes taiga. Probably.

I like Taiga.

Later brah.

You keep my mother out of this.

But i do have a kitten

But can you keep up with my kitten collection. Around 70% of my gifs/pics are cats.

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i cannot that is just my kitten

You got a kitten? Whats his/her name?

Had the little ****** a while now, his name is Milo

He's a cute little ****** . My cat just sits around and gets fat. She keeps my feet warm when I sleep though.

He's not fat yet but if hes anything like my other 2 cats he will be

your Gif collection is better than mine i concede

Finally got around to watching it?

yush....
also I just turned 17 about 30 seconds ago

Congrats. That means it's late as **** . Go to bed birthday boy. I'm 18 git rekt. No I'm not late at all.

also you're looking quite wrinkly over there, old timer hue

Back in my day, youngsters were more respectful. Damn youngins. Happy birthday brah Have a gif of best cat girl as a present.

get with the times, geyser thankies, it means a lot

Np, go to sleep so you can actually do things on your birthday. Although i guess that defeats the purpose. Bonus gifs.

tho I wanna get so sleepy that I cant wake up in time for school, so I dun have to go to school.... oh no, im becoming an absent boy

How evil. I'm reporting you to the internet police.

go ahead.
they cant do the thing
....
....................
do you remember a user called darkgear? really into music, takes care of his friends and is very honest

Then I'll take matters into my own hands. I shall swim the Atlantic. I hope your ready.

Not really, I haven't been on Fj much recently. Been gaming more than anything. I don't know many users anymore. Did he get the banana?

Do you have steam?

you would not survive the attempt

first he an heroed his account, then he made a new account, then he forgot his password, then he made a new, secret account

steamname = expeditas

u w0t m8

Damn. You don't know his new account then?

I should have guessed that.

i'll rek u

I do know his new account... just, he doesn't talk to me anymore.
it's like he's ignoring me, it makes me feel really bad... he would just stop responding to messages in the middle of a conversation, and never mention it again.... I mean, I used to talk to him like every day and he was my favourite person in the world, but now he's gone and a I really miss him.... he said that he would have a conversation with me on my birthday though, so that's why im still up, really. he hasn't shown up yet, but it's probably just a difference in timezones...

more steam friends, this is good.

im too sleepy to sleep, and es like 1:31 a.m.

oky

see you tomorrow or later at night

see ya I'm so exited for the bell bros[spoiler] Night [/spoiler]

spoiler op

I knew you wouldn't disappoint me, dearest of faggots

u kno it Wazzup

do i tho?
this **** again do you still remember how we met i remember as it was yesterday
... or maybe a few weeks

yis
I forget completely not really tho I still remember I imagine it was something like this

well ****
for a moment iwas mad at you just a bit how could you say this about our anniversary i remember it more like this i still havent gotten back my banana that midget tho

*We'll
No homo tho I eated the banana tasted like **** He's having the time of his life Don't mind the gif. Just trying to figure out what it is Oh

so smooth
like sandpaper ate* you what mate ima **** you up i do mind it alot sorry i was taking a shower hypothetically me->you i dont know whos who tho thats for you to decide

Gonna read it tomorrow

www.reddit.com/r/DarkSouls2/comments/2shchr/scholar_of_the_first_sin_patch_notes/
Did you hear about the patch notes? The ring sounds interesting.

Gonna read it tomorrow
i failed

Bell bros are gonna get alot of activity. It's gonna be great. If a host defeats a bel bro he gets a chunk/slab/TWINKILNG TITANITE/petrified dragon bone

YUMMY

u bet
*eateded "shower" your pic tho

i dont think im legal yet english ************ do you spoke itt ill be gone soon for this night i mean do you have l4d or l4d2 you acn try evolve beta this weekend

I am
No I have neither. I don't play many multiplayer games.

do you know how the rape game works
im back but jeebus im tired bewaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare

It's a struggle snuggle.
wb nooooooo

... well not the answer i expected but kudos to you
i drank a beer called shut the **** up today my best friend got yellow snow not sure who got the better one how was your evening darling

I've hesard of a beer called pussi as well. Or pussy. One of the two rip friend Surprise, surprise, I played dark souls. I used some acetics and did some Maldron/cosplay invades. The amount of people with no sense of humor in this game is astounding. What I wouldn't give to have a few Maldron gifs.....

I fell asleep on my couch Damn son Isnt that an energy drink? lel did you taunt em after backstabbing them the 4th time and running away to warmthheal in the enemies I dont have any, sadly

Good afternoon. Sorry, I only just woke up. 5 hours behind after all. I beat the Iron king last night.

No worries, I know you're canadian Good morning then, lil bit too early for afternoon (14:36) Congrats - he's one of the easiest ancient ones tho, I found lost sinner way harder

Can you talk on steam?