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Interests: Cats, Dark Souls, League of Legends, Anime
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#3 - Easy. Riots. That's why it's called RIOT gear.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2015 on Insightful stuff right here +105
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#39 - Bloodborne reaction pics. Nice. 04/28/2015 on nigga lit Baltimore on fire +1
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#51 - I was so happy you were gone too.... 04/24/2015 on Shower talk +1
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#78 - We're obviously not gonna see eye to eye. Whatever man, have a… 04/20/2015 on Gunz r bad 0
#77 - The first one was a result of terrible police. If the police a…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2015 on Gunz r bad 0
User avatar #79 - truesmokewolf (04/20/2015) [-]
So you fully expect someone who has already broken the law to sit down, say "oh shucks" and just accept being arrested?

Also, why rely on police for quality of life?
#74 - I think you're the one not thinking things through. Sure, you …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/20/2015 on Gunz r bad -1
User avatar #76 - truesmokewolf (04/20/2015) [-]
Defending yourself and your property is not a crime. SYGA (Stand Your Ground Act) and GSA (Good Samaritan Act) allow you to protect yourself. Killing an intruder is not a crime and not morally wrong. Don't want to die? Don't break into people's homes.

The officers were celebrated by the city. And I'm giving an example. I'm not saying they're all like this, but why risk them being like those two? My life is not worth so little to me that I'd gamble it away by trusting it to someone else.

Nobody will ever take care of you except for yourself.
User avatar #78 - altari (04/20/2015) [-]
We're obviously not gonna see eye to eye. Whatever man, have a good life.

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#113 - altari (10/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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Hello random user/anon. Welcome to my profile. I'm altari.   
I like cats and I play alot of vidya.    
I usually play rpg's, but I play League a decent amount too.   
If you want to add me on either of them, both accounts are Eltostitos.    
    
Add me as a friend if you want, I accept em all.   
< And don't forget
Hello random user/anon. Welcome to my profile. I'm altari.
I like cats and I play alot of vidya.
I usually play rpg's, but I play League a decent amount too.
If you want to add me on either of them, both accounts are Eltostitos.

Add me as a friend if you want, I accept em all.
< And don't forget
#269 - zhlandir (04/10/2015) [-]
Who says you can't have fashion souls anymore?

I think I'm fabulous.
#270 to #269 - altari (04/10/2015) [-]
You could even say you were, Fashionborne.
You could even say you were, Fashionborne.
#271 to #270 - zhlandir (04/10/2015) [-]
DID YOU ORDER 'IT'
#272 to #271 - altari (04/10/2015) [-]
If I order it, it will only be delivered on the 20th. I'm probs going to town on monday to buy one.   
   
   
 I like that picture. That is a nice picture.
If I order it, it will only be delivered on the 20th. I'm probs going to town on monday to buy one.


I like that picture. That is a nice picture.
#273 to #272 - zhlandir (04/10/2015) [-]
WHEN IS MONDAY I HAVENT SLEPT I DONT KNOW
User avatar #275 to #273 - altari (04/10/2015) [-]
Also you should read one punch man sometime. If you like mangos. There's a part in it where he beats a mushroom man in a punch fight.

www.mangareader.net/onepunch-man
#274 to #273 - altari (04/10/2015) [-]
Today is friday sadly.  So monday is tomorrow obvi.
Today is friday sadly. So monday is tomorrow obvi.
#276 to #274 - zhlandir (04/10/2015) [-]
OKEY SO WE PLAY TOMORROW
NO WAIT IM IN A CASINO TOMORROW
#famerichshrekxcatsotp

#277 to #276 - altari (04/10/2015) [-]
Rektangled.  Sorry was on the phone fixing interwebs.
Rektangled. Sorry was on the phone fixing interwebs.
User avatar #268 - altari (04/03/2015) [-]

. ♥/l、
(゚、 。 7
 l、 ~ヽ
 じしf_, )ノ


For later.
#262 - hazenberdan ONLINE (03/26/2015) [-]
Aww yiss,new monitor AND my PC was fixed up. No more pop ups telling me I'm not authenticated anymore. When you get your net back,we should go shrek a boss or something in Mabi.
Aww yiss,new monitor AND my PC was fixed up. No more pop ups telling me I'm not authenticated anymore. When you get your net back,we should go shrek a boss or something in Mabi.
#263 to #262 - altari (03/26/2015) [-]
Noice. How big's the monitor?   
   
I get my interwebs back on saturday.
Noice. How big's the monitor?

I get my interwebs back on saturday.
#264 to #263 - hazenberdan ONLINE (03/26/2015) [-]
www.cnet.com/products/hp-w1707/ It's a fairly decent monitor,but we got at a pawn shop for like,40$. My mom's boyfriend pawned his phone to get it for me,so I'm kinda mixed about how to feel about it. I appreciate it and all,but I'm not used to people helping me.
#265 to #264 - altari (03/26/2015) [-]
Not bad. I'm surprised you got it for such a good deal. Pawn shops are usually overpriced as 			****		.
Not bad. I'm surprised you got it for such a good deal. Pawn shops are usually overpriced as **** .
#266 to #265 - hazenberdan ONLINE (03/26/2015) [-]
Digital world's fairly decent with their prices,but yeah. I understand the whole &quot;Need to make a profit!&quot; thing,but when you're attempting to sell USED ps3 games for more than what they were when they came out,that's when you need a hammer to the head. I'm addicted to TF2 again,specifically a game mode I like to call &quot;Chronic Backstabbing Disorder&quot;. I fill a server with bots,and then force their classes to be spy, They don't even bother with the cap,they just run around trying to kill things.			****		 FNAF, TF2's spies are where the real horror is at. You think you're perfectly safe,and then a spy pins you to the ground and backstabs you.
Digital world's fairly decent with their prices,but yeah. I understand the whole "Need to make a profit!" thing,but when you're attempting to sell USED ps3 games for more than what they were when they came out,that's when you need a hammer to the head. I'm addicted to TF2 again,specifically a game mode I like to call "Chronic Backstabbing Disorder". I fill a server with bots,and then force their classes to be spy, They don't even bother with the cap,they just run around trying to kill things. **** FNAF, TF2's spies are where the real horror is at. You think you're perfectly safe,and then a spy pins you to the ground and backstabs you.
#267 to #266 - altari (03/26/2015) [-]
I've never actually played tf2. Are they spies really that horrifying?   
   
   
Speaking of addictions,  I recently got back into league. I both love and hate that game. If you ever play it, just understand that ranked is really not worth your time if you're playing for fun. Fun is not aloud in ranked.  Tryhards, tryhards everywhere.   Like if you end up playing support, and you 			****		 up even once, your adc will bitch and complain about you feeding then will probably afk. #justbronze1things.   I'll get silver eventually but goddamn if the toxic peeps make me want to kill myself.   Yes I like spoilers.
I've never actually played tf2. Are they spies really that horrifying?


Speaking of addictions, I recently got back into league. I both love and hate that game. If you ever play it, just understand that ranked is really not worth your time if you're playing for fun. Fun is not aloud in ranked. Tryhards, tryhards everywhere. Like if you end up playing support, and you **** up even once, your adc will bitch and complain about you feeding then will probably afk. #justbronze1things. I'll get silver eventually but goddamn if the toxic peeps make me want to kill myself. Yes I like spoilers.
#268 to #267 - hazenberdan ONLINE (03/26/2015) [-]
Nah,but when the entire server is full of them,the best thing to do is sit somewhere as a scout and cry.
#260 - zhlandir (03/18/2015) [-]
7 days
#259 - zhlandir (03/17/2015) [-]
8 days
#258 - zhlandir (03/16/2015) [-]
9 days
#257 - zhlandir (03/14/2015) [-]
10 days
#246 - zhlandir (03/13/2015) [-]
11 days
#247 to #246 - altari (03/13/2015) [-]
NO
NO
#248 to #247 - zhlandir (03/14/2015) [-]
Yes. Yes indeed.
User avatar #251 to #248 - altari (03/14/2015) [-]
CAN
User avatar #250 to #248 - altari (03/14/2015) [-]
YOU
User avatar #249 to #248 - altari (03/14/2015) [-]
NOT
#254 to #252 - zhlandir (03/14/2015) [-]
You could be him.
#255 to #254 - altari (03/14/2015) [-]
If only....
If only....
#256 to #255 - zhlandir (03/14/2015) [-]
I'd be lost without you.
#245 - expeditas (02/27/2015) [-]
&lt;3
<3
User avatar #238 - themightymrplow ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
Quick! Draw a pair of boobs for me!
#239 to #238 - altari (02/26/2015) [-]
I have no idea why you think I can draw, but here. For your troubles. Please no ban.
#240 to #239 - themightymrplow ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
Wonderful. A masterpiece. Tenouttaten!
User avatar #241 to #240 - altari (02/26/2015) [-]
Happy to be of service. So why did you so desperately need boobs drawn?
User avatar #242 to #241 - themightymrplow ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
I'm a plastic surgeon. I needed a design to give this lady. I think she's gonna love them.
User avatar #243 to #242 - altari (02/26/2015) [-]
I certainly would. I hear different size nips are the new thing.
User avatar #244 to #243 - themightymrplow ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
It's true. Having two different sized nipples doubles the chances of your tits fitting the preference of you partner. Variety is the spice of life!
#235 - zhlandir (02/21/2015) [-]
I miss u bby
I miss u bby
#236 to #235 - altari (02/21/2015) [-]
y-you too
y-you too
#225 - hazenberdan ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
..So,did you see the new event on mabi? It's dumb as **** .
#226 to #225 - altari (02/13/2015) [-]
So I hear. My internet is absolute garbage right now, like, moreso than usual. I'm getting new internet soon though. Ain't dealin with this **** anymore.

Is it true you can get animal ears from the gacha's?
#227 to #226 - hazenberdan ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
I dunno,I haven't played in a few days. I've been playing Evil Genius. I might play after I get back today,I'm sick of my minions being retards. I don't know HOW,but two of them managed to simultaneously BUILD,and trap themselves in a room. I COULD have freed them,but I decided to make them wait until my lazy ass workers finally opened up another room for the morons to leave through.
#228 to #227 - altari (02/13/2015) [-]
Sorry, was eating. Also this took longer than I care to admit. Can't wait for the internet. It'll have a cap, but I'm going to pay more so it's a 100 gig cap.
#229 to #228 - hazenberdan ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
Aw man,that's great,the net and the card. How do they make those,anyway?
Aw man,that's great,the net and the card. How do they make those,anyway?
#230 to #229 - altari (02/13/2015) [-]
www.yugiohcardmaker.net/


You need an account but they take like 5 secs to make. It's fun to dick around with them.

I'M SO ******* EXCITED FOR THE INTERWEBS JESUS
#231 to #230 - hazenberdan ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
I should probably go get my gym bag packed. I dunno how long I'll be,I swim for like an hour but then we usually go do **** after,so I could be anywhere from an hour to 5 hours.
#232 to #231 - altari (02/13/2015) [-]
I'm so jelly. I love swimming. But I live so damn far away from a pool that I can't go unless it's summer or some **** .
#233 to #232 - hazenberdan ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
If you ever come here,the howard johnson hotel is where I go. The pool is weird as **** tho,it's deepest in the middle. It's like a canyon,and confuses the **** out of me. Day passes for the gym/pool are like,5$. Anyway,I'm gonna go get packed,when I get back we'll hop on mabi and check some **** out. That event promised free stuff,so I intend to go do that. Since I have nothing relevant,I thought you might like this. Everyone likes taiga. Probably.
#234 to #233 - altari (02/13/2015) [-]
I like Taiga.

Later brah.
#213 - gothictomato ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
#214 to #213 - altari (02/12/2015) [-]
You keep my mother out of this.
You keep my mother out of this.
#215 to #214 - gothictomato ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#218 to #216 - gothictomato ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
But i do have a kitten
#219 to #218 - altari (02/12/2015) [-]
But can you keep up with my kitten collection.  Around 70% of my gifs/pics are cats.
But can you keep up with my kitten collection. Around 70% of my gifs/pics are cats.
User avatar #220 to #219 - gothictomato ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i cannot that is just my kitten
#221 to #220 - altari (02/12/2015) [-]
You got a kitten? Whats his/her name?
You got a kitten? Whats his/her name?
#222 to #221 - gothictomato ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Had the little ****** a while now, his name is Milo
#223 to #222 - altari (02/12/2015) [-]
He's a cute little 			******		. My cat just sits around and gets fat.  She keeps my feet warm when I sleep though.
He's a cute little ****** . My cat just sits around and gets fat. She keeps my feet warm when I sleep though.
User avatar #224 to #223 - gothictomato ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
He's not fat yet but if hes anything like my other 2 cats he will be
#217 to #216 - gothictomato ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
your Gif collection is better than mine i concede
your Gif collection is better than mine i concede
#197 - expeditas (02/10/2015) [-]
clannad is so sad ;-;
#198 to #197 - altari (02/10/2015) [-]
Finally got around to watching it?
Finally got around to watching it?
User avatar #199 to #198 - expeditas (02/10/2015) [-]
yush....
also I just turned 17 about 30 seconds ago
User avatar #200 to #199 - altari (02/10/2015) [-]
Congrats. That means it's late as **** . Go to bed birthday boy. I'm 18 git rekt. No I'm not late at all.
User avatar #202 to #200 - expeditas (02/10/2015) [-]
also you're looking quite wrinkly over there, old timer hue
#203 to #202 - altari (02/10/2015) [-]
Back in my day, youngsters were more respectful. Damn youngins.  Happy birthday brah   Have a gif of best cat girl as a present.
Back in my day, youngsters were more respectful. Damn youngins. Happy birthday brah Have a gif of best cat girl as a present.
#204 to #203 - expeditas (02/10/2015) [-]
get with the times, geyser     thankies, it means a lot
get with the times, geyser thankies, it means a lot
#205 to #204 - altari (02/10/2015) [-]
Np, go to sleep so you can actually do things on your birthday.   Although i guess that defeats the purpose.    Bonus gifs.
Np, go to sleep so you can actually do things on your birthday. Although i guess that defeats the purpose. Bonus gifs.
#206 to #205 - expeditas (02/10/2015) [-]
tho I wanna get so sleepy that I cant wake up in time for school, so I dun have to go to school.... oh no, im becoming an absent boy
tho I wanna get so sleepy that I cant wake up in time for school, so I dun have to go to school.... oh no, im becoming an absent boy
#207 to #206 - altari (02/10/2015) [-]
How evil. I'm reporting you to the internet police.
How evil. I'm reporting you to the internet police.
#208 to #207 - expeditas (02/10/2015) [-]
go ahead.   
they cant do the thing   
....   
....................   
do you remember a user called darkgear?  really into music, takes care of his friends and is very honest
go ahead.
they cant do the thing
....
....................
do you remember a user called darkgear? really into music, takes care of his friends and is very honest
#209 to #208 - altari (02/10/2015) [-]
Then I'll take matters into my own hands. I shall swim the Atlantic. I hope your ready.   
   
Not really, I haven't been on Fj much recently. Been gaming more than anything. I don't know many users anymore. Did he get the banana?    
   
 Do you have steam?
Then I'll take matters into my own hands. I shall swim the Atlantic. I hope your ready.

Not really, I haven't been on Fj much recently. Been gaming more than anything. I don't know many users anymore. Did he get the banana?

Do you have steam?
#210 to #209 - expeditas (02/10/2015) [-]
you would not survive the attempt       
   
first he an heroed his account, then he made a new account, then he forgot his password, then he made a new, secret account   
   
 steamname = expeditas
you would not survive the attempt

first he an heroed his account, then he made a new account, then he forgot his password, then he made a new, secret account

steamname = expeditas
#211 to #210 - altari (02/10/2015) [-]
u w0t m8   
   
Damn. You don't know his new account then?   
   
 I should have guessed that.
u w0t m8

Damn. You don't know his new account then?

I should have guessed that.
#212 to #211 - expeditas (02/11/2015) [-]
i'll rek u   
   
I do know his new account... just, he doesn't talk to me anymore.   
it's like he's ignoring me, it makes me feel really bad... he would just stop responding to messages in the middle of a conversation, and never mention it again.... I mean, I used to talk to him like every day and he was my favourite person in the world, but now he's gone and a I really miss him.... he said that he would have a conversation with me on my birthday though, so that's why im still up, really. he hasn't shown up yet, but it's probably just a difference in timezones...   
   
 more steam friends, this is good.
i'll rek u

I do know his new account... just, he doesn't talk to me anymore.
it's like he's ignoring me, it makes me feel really bad... he would just stop responding to messages in the middle of a conversation, and never mention it again.... I mean, I used to talk to him like every day and he was my favourite person in the world, but now he's gone and a I really miss him.... he said that he would have a conversation with me on my birthday though, so that's why im still up, really. he hasn't shown up yet, but it's probably just a difference in timezones...

more steam friends, this is good.
#201 to #200 - expeditas (02/10/2015) [-]
im too sleepy to sleep, and es like 1:31 a.m.
#172 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
love meeeeee
love meeeeee
#173 to #172 - altari (01/16/2015) [-]
oky
oky
#189 to #173 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
see you tomorrow or later at night
User avatar #190 to #189 - altari (01/16/2015) [-]
see ya I'm so exited for the bell bros[spoiler] Night [/spoiler]
User avatar #191 to #190 - altari (01/16/2015) [-]
spoiler op
#174 to #173 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
I knew you wouldn't disappoint me, dearest of faggots
I knew you wouldn't disappoint me, dearest of faggots
#175 to #174 - altari (01/16/2015) [-]
u kno it  Wazzup
u kno it Wazzup
#176 to #175 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
do i tho?   
 this 			****		 again  do you still remember how we met  i remember as it was yesterday   
... or maybe a few weeks
do i tho?
this **** again do you still remember how we met i remember as it was yesterday
... or maybe a few weeks
#177 to #176 - altari (01/16/2015) [-]
yis    
 I forget completely   not really tho   I still remember   I imagine it was something like this
yis
I forget completely not really tho I still remember I imagine it was something like this
#178 to #177 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
well 			****		   
 for a moment iwas mad at you  just a bit  how could you say this about our anniversary  i remember it more like this  i still havent gotten back my banana  that midget tho
well ****
for a moment iwas mad at you just a bit how could you say this about our anniversary i remember it more like this i still havent gotten back my banana that midget tho
#179 to #178 - altari (01/16/2015) [-]
*We'll    
 No homo tho   I eated  the banana   tasted like 			****		     He's having the time of his life   Don't mind the gif. Just trying to figure out what it is   Oh
*We'll
No homo tho I eated the banana tasted like **** He's having the time of his life Don't mind the gif. Just trying to figure out what it is Oh
#180 to #179 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
so smooth
like sandpaper ate* you what mate ima **** you up i do mind it alot sorry i was taking a shower hypothetically me->you i dont know whos who tho thats for you to decide
User avatar #184 to #180 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
Gonna read it tomorrow
User avatar #182 to #180 - altari (01/16/2015) [-]
www.reddit.com/r/DarkSouls2/comments/2shchr/scholar_of_the_first_sin_patch_notes/
Did you hear about the patch notes? The ring sounds interesting.
User avatar #185 to #182 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
Gonna read it tomorrow
i failed
User avatar #187 to #185 - altari (01/16/2015) [-]
Bell bros are gonna get alot of activity. It's gonna be great. If a host defeats a bel bro he gets a chunk/slab/TWINKILNG TITANITE/petrified dragon bone
User avatar #188 to #187 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
YUMMY
#181 to #180 - altari (01/16/2015) [-]
u bet   
 *eateded   &quot;shower&quot;   your pic tho
u bet
*eateded "shower" your pic tho
#183 to #181 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
i dont think im legal yet english ************ do you spoke itt ill be gone soon for this night i mean do you have l4d or l4d2 you acn try evolve beta this weekend
#186 to #183 - altari (01/16/2015) [-]
I am
No I have neither. I don't play many multiplayer games.
#192 to #186 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
do you know how the rape game works   
 im back but  jeebus im tired  bewaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare
do you know how the rape game works
im back but jeebus im tired bewaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare
#193 to #192 - altari (01/16/2015) [-]
It's a struggle snuggle.   
 wb   nooooooo
It's a struggle snuggle.
wb nooooooo
#194 to #193 - zhlandir (01/16/2015) [-]
... well not the answer i expected but kudos to you   
 i drank a beer called shut the 			****		 up today  my best friend got yellow snow not sure who got the better one  how was your evening darling
... well not the answer i expected but kudos to you
i drank a beer called shut the **** up today my best friend got yellow snow not sure who got the better one how was your evening darling
#195 to #194 - altari (01/17/2015) [-]
I've hesard of a beer called pussi as well. Or pussy. One of the two   rip friend   Surprise, surprise, I played dark souls. I used some acetics and did some Maldron/cosplay invades.  The amount of people with no sense of humor in this game is astounding.   What I wouldn't give to have a few Maldron gifs.....

I've hesard of a beer called pussi as well. Or pussy. One of the two rip friend Surprise, surprise, I played dark souls. I used some acetics and did some Maldron/cosplay invades. The amount of people with no sense of humor in this game is astounding. What I wouldn't give to have a few Maldron gifs.....
#196 to #195 - zhlandir (01/17/2015) [-]
I fell asleep on my couch  Damn son  Isnt that an energy drink?  lel did you taunt em after backstabbing them the 4th time and running away to warmthheal in the enemies  I dont have any, sadly
I fell asleep on my couch Damn son Isnt that an energy drink? lel did you taunt em after backstabbing them the 4th time and running away to warmthheal in the enemies I dont have any, sadly
#171 - hazenberdan ONLINE (12/16/2014) [-]
So I was playing some dank souls 2 and some weab named yoyomike5 invaded me with what I assume was some kind of kirito build. Needless to say I brought out ricard's rapier and a tower shield and hacked him into little weaboo kebabs. How should I cook them,with pyromancy or miracles?
So I was playing some dank souls 2 and some weab named yoyomike5 invaded me with what I assume was some kind of kirito build. Needless to say I brought out ricard's rapier and a tower shield and hacked him into little weaboo kebabs. How should I cook them,with pyromancy or miracles?
#166 - zhlandir (12/07/2014) [-]
So, did you play some more Dark Souls 2 already?  Good morning btw
So, did you play some more Dark Souls 2 already? Good morning btw
#167 to #166 - altari (12/07/2014) [-]
Good afternoon.    Sorry, I only just woke up. 5 hours behind after all.   I beat the Iron king last night.
Good afternoon. Sorry, I only just woke up. 5 hours behind after all. I beat the Iron king last night.
User avatar #168 to #167 - zhlandir (12/07/2014) [-]
No worries, I know you're canadian Good morning then, lil bit too early for afternoon (14:36) Congrats - he's one of the easiest ancient ones tho, I found lost sinner way harder
User avatar #170 to #168 - altari (12/07/2014) [-]
Can you talk on steam?
#169 to #168 - zhlandir (12/07/2014) [-]
Damn forgot to add pic
Damn forgot to add pic
#162 - hazenberdan ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
I just wanted an excuse to use this. I don't even remember where I got it from,but I like using my reaction pictures.
#163 to #162 - altari (12/04/2014) [-]
That picture looks so familiar.........   
   
But I can't quite place it.
That picture looks so familiar.........

But I can't quite place it.
User avatar #164 to #163 - hazenberdan ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
So did the download finish? Mine took longer than it should have for such a small game. Also my reaction folder is spazzing out so no picture this time.
#165 to #164 - altari (12/04/2014) [-]
Was finished this morning. I haven't tried it yet though, cause i was busy.  ish   Enjoy the gif.
Was finished this morning. I haven't tried it yet though, cause i was busy. ish Enjoy the gif.
#154 - hazenberdan ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
So,I'm thinking of getting the murderminers 4pack. If I do,want a copy? I need friends to play it with. It could probably run on a toaster,so don't worry about your PC being good enough.
#155 to #154 - altari (12/02/2014) [-]
Sure. As long as it doesn't use Hamachi for multiplayer.  Me and Hamachi have never gotten along.    
   
After some research it seems to be a mix between Halo and Minecraft. Not bad.
Sure. As long as it doesn't use Hamachi for multiplayer. Me and Hamachi have never gotten along.

After some research it seems to be a mix between Halo and Minecraft. Not bad.
User avatar #156 to #155 - hazenberdan ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
it's okay I ******* hate hamachi too. I don't know if it uses hamachi for multiplayer on PC,though.
#157 to #156 - altari (12/02/2014) [-]

Oh well. Let's hope I get lucky.

I see you did the pixel thing too. Is that 'you' or just an avatar you made? Of course I made a cat girl too.
#158 to #157 - hazenberdan ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
It's about as close as I'll get to a pixel me,there are not enough pixels on the planet to describe how messy my hair usually is. Anyway,I've gotta go grab a shower,I'm off to the dentist. I get to get my bottom filings done this time,should be tons of fun.  Not really. That 			*******		 needle they use to freeze your mouth hurts like hell after your mouth unfreezes.
It's about as close as I'll get to a pixel me,there are not enough pixels on the planet to describe how messy my hair usually is. Anyway,I've gotta go grab a shower,I'm off to the dentist. I get to get my bottom filings done this time,should be tons of fun. Not really. That ******* needle they use to freeze your mouth hurts like hell after your mouth unfreezes.
User avatar #159 to #158 - altari (12/02/2014) [-]
Have fun. > : )
User avatar #160 to #159 - hazenberdan ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
No promises. See you later bro
User avatar #161 to #160 - altari (12/02/2014) [-]
Later.
User avatar #149 - altari (11/19/2014) [-]
This colour wasn't as nice as I thought it'd be.
User avatar #150 to #149 - optimussum (11/25/2014) [-]
its still pretty nice
User avatar #151 to #150 - altari (11/26/2014) [-]
Gonna get a better one next time. Slightly lighter. Maybe more like yours.
User avatar #152 to #151 - optimussum (11/26/2014) [-]
yh my one is pretty ballin'
User avatar #153 to #152 - altari (11/26/2014) [-]
I think so too. Might use it.
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