Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

altari    

Rank #300 on Comments
altari Avatar Level 260 Comments: Pure Win
Offline
Send mail to altari Block altari Invite altari to be your friend flag avatar
Last status update:
Girls who don't get asked out as often as their friends could feel out-datedcomment
Personal Info
Gender: male
Steam Profile: eltostitos
Interests: Cats, League of Legends, Anime
Date Signed Up:3/01/2013
Last Login:10/23/2014
Location:Canada
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#2323
Comment Ranking:#300
Highest Content Rank:#1775
Highest Comment Rank:#301
Content Thumbs: 2863 total,  3169 ,  306
Comment Thumbs: 7937 total,  8427 ,  490
Content Level Progress: 81% (81/100)
Level 120 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 121 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 67% (67/100)
Level 260 Comments: Pure Win → Level 261 Comments: Pure Win
Subscribers:1
Content Views:149461
Times Content Favorited:250 times
Total Comments Made:1543
FJ Points:8156
Favorite Tags: cat (2) | Cats (2)
To any who haven't figured it out already, I am a cat person. I also like to play the vidya.

Show:
Sort by:
Order:

funny pictures

1 2 > [ 8 Funny Pictures Total ]
Show:
Sort by:
Order:

funny gifs

  • Views: 44865
    Thumbs Up 1341 Thumbs Down 80 Total: +1261
    Comments: 89
    Favorites: 94
    Uploaded: 05/07/14
    Cats opinion of your opinion Cats opinion of your opinion
  • Views: 1241
    Thumbs Up 9 Thumbs Down 1 Total: +8
    Comments: 1
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 09/02/14
    Boobs Boobs

latest user's comments

#30 - Picture 1 hour ago on (untitled) +2
#56 - I browse Fj cause I can't get dates. But who needs a date when… 2 hours ago on no life contest 0
#58 - It's kinda sad that they changed her..  [+] (3 new replies) 12 hours ago on Little Mac, big problems 0
#60 - hourlyb (12 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, but she's more visually appealing/realistic now. Most Women are around 5' 6"-9".
I have no doubt that she is 100 percent muscle. She could clearly beat any man in hand to hand. Except maybe Snake.
#62 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12 hours ago) [-]
Not that realism really mattered in terms of things like her height she's been genetically-altered at several points in her life so I wouldn't be surprised if this impacted her height among other things
User avatar #63 - hourlyb (12 hours ago) [-]
True. Still, you can't deny she is more visually appealing. unless you're into Amazons
#50 - What ragdolls? It's all realistic footage of Danny Sexbang. … 13 hours ago on Roll User 0
#47 - Don't wanna start no fire. Did you at least listen to it…  [+] (2 new replies) 13 hours ago on Roll User 0
#48 - ascendedwings (13 hours ago) [-]
The ragdoll scenes were funny
User avatar #50 - altari (13 hours ago) [-]
What ragdolls? It's all realistic footage of Danny Sexbang. NSP has alot of ragdoll things. The animations are also pretty nice.
#45 - < Good. Cause this is what you're gonna get.  [+] (4 new replies) 13 hours ago on Roll User 0
#46 - ascendedwings (13 hours ago) [-]
only three minutes?
woah there, quickshot
#47 - altari (13 hours ago) [-]
Don't wanna start no fire. Did you at least listen to it? It's not a bad song. Humor should be in more songs.
#48 - ascendedwings (13 hours ago) [-]
The ragdoll scenes were funny
User avatar #50 - altari (13 hours ago) [-]
What ragdolls? It's all realistic footage of Danny Sexbang. NSP has alot of ragdoll things. The animations are also pretty nice.
#43 - C'mon now. It's no fun if you don't resist.  [+] (6 new replies) 13 hours ago on Roll User 0
User avatar #44 - ascendedwings (13 hours ago) [-]
yabut
i'm already prepared
User avatar #45 - altari (13 hours ago) [-]
Three Minutes of Ecstasy  -  NSP < Good. Cause this is what you're gonna get.
#46 - ascendedwings (13 hours ago) [-]
only three minutes?
woah there, quickshot
#47 - altari (13 hours ago) [-]
Don't wanna start no fire. Did you at least listen to it? It's not a bad song. Humor should be in more songs.
#48 - ascendedwings (13 hours ago) [-]
The ragdoll scenes were funny
User avatar #50 - altari (13 hours ago) [-]
What ragdolls? It's all realistic footage of Danny Sexbang. NSP has alot of ragdoll things. The animations are also pretty nice.
#35 - **altari rolled user ascendedwings ** Prepare your self.  [+] (8 new replies) 14 hours ago on Roll User +1
User avatar #42 - ascendedwings (13 hours ago) [-]
but if i like it then it's not rape
User avatar #43 - altari (13 hours ago) [-]
C'mon now. It's no fun if you don't resist.
User avatar #44 - ascendedwings (13 hours ago) [-]
yabut
i'm already prepared
User avatar #45 - altari (13 hours ago) [-]
Three Minutes of Ecstasy  -  NSP < Good. Cause this is what you're gonna get.
#46 - ascendedwings (13 hours ago) [-]
only three minutes?
woah there, quickshot
#47 - altari (13 hours ago) [-]
Don't wanna start no fire. Did you at least listen to it? It's not a bad song. Humor should be in more songs.
#48 - ascendedwings (13 hours ago) [-]
The ragdoll scenes were funny
User avatar #50 - altari (13 hours ago) [-]
What ragdolls? It's all realistic footage of Danny Sexbang. NSP has alot of ragdoll things. The animations are also pretty nice.
#111 - Oh yes. I love me some fire emblem. We need more fe content here. 10/22/2014 on When wearing Power Armor +2
#2 - Isn't Samus short now though? Could have sworn they changed he…  [+] (9 new replies) 10/22/2014 on Little Mac, big problems +5
User avatar #56 - hourlyb (12 hours ago) [-]
She's about 5'7" now. She used to be 6'3" and 225 pound, but women like that are oak trees.
User avatar #58 - altari (12 hours ago) [-]
It's kinda sad that they changed her..
#60 - hourlyb (12 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, but she's more visually appealing/realistic now. Most Women are around 5' 6"-9".
I have no doubt that she is 100 percent muscle. She could clearly beat any man in hand to hand. Except maybe Snake.
#62 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12 hours ago) [-]
Not that realism really mattered in terms of things like her height she's been genetically-altered at several points in her life so I wouldn't be surprised if this impacted her height among other things
User avatar #63 - hourlyb (12 hours ago) [-]
True. Still, you can't deny she is more visually appealing. unless you're into Amazons
#15 - xxxsonic fanxxx (18 hours ago) [-]
Which is bullshit, because she's supposed to be 6'3" even without her power armour, it adding probably two inches at most.
#4 - xxxsonic fanxxx (22 hours ago) [-]
"Little" Mac is also pretty small, believe it or not
User avatar #3 - sirfapaton (10/22/2014) [-]
Yeah they made her so small...
User avatar #18 - youngchief (18 hours ago) [-]
Smash bros. is not canon

user's channels

Join Subscribe animemanga
Join Subscribe darksoulstime
Join Subscribe dawwwww
Join Subscribe fallout
Join Subscribe fucking-cats
Join Subscribe katawashoujo
Join Subscribe lol-channel
Join Subscribe monster-girls
Join Subscribe skyrim
Join Subscribe videogames
Show:
Sort by:
Order:

items

Total unique items point value: 1530 / Total items point value: 8158
[ 42 items Total ]

Comments(102):

altari has disabled anonymous comments.
 

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
#101 - hazenberdan (10/14/2014) [-]
This is probably a good place to continue so we don't get &amp;b for spamming.
This is probably a good place to continue so we don't get &b for spamming.
#102 to #101 - altari (10/14/2014) [-]
Never gotten &amp;b before.  I've somehow never been b&amp; either.   heh heh I maed a jok.
Never gotten &b before. I've somehow never been b& either. heh heh I maed a jok.
#103 to #102 - hazenberdan (10/14/2014) [-]
Well,I've only been banned once or twice,I think. But now that admin seems to be mostly cool again,I kind of want to stick around. FJ might not be like it used to be,but 4chan's a husk and reddit is just wrong.
#104 to #103 - altari (10/14/2014) [-]
I've always thought admin was pretty cool. Some of the mods however, are a completely different story.    
   
Fj is and will always be my favourite time waster website.  And I waste alotta time here.     
By the way, you feeling any better?
I've always thought admin was pretty cool. Some of the mods however, are a completely different story.

Fj is and will always be my favourite time waster website. And I waste alotta time here.
By the way, you feeling any better?
#105 to #104 - hazenberdan (10/14/2014) [-]
Yeah,a little bit. Thanks man. But yeah,some of the mods are pants on head retarded. I guess that's how everything is though,there'll always be the few people that make you want to tap them. With a pickup truck going 195 mph.  I think I've posted this on your profile like,three times.
Yeah,a little bit. Thanks man. But yeah,some of the mods are pants on head retarded. I guess that's how everything is though,there'll always be the few people that make you want to tap them. With a pickup truck going 195 mph. I think I've posted this on your profile like,three times.
#106 to #105 - altari (10/14/2014) [-]
Np. You need more gifs then.  I realize this is a bad time, but I gotta go to work for a few hours. I'll be back at like 730 if you want to talk again.
Np. You need more gifs then. I realize this is a bad time, but I gotta go to work for a few hours. I'll be back at like 730 if you want to talk again.
#107 to #106 - hazenberdan (10/14/2014) [-]
That's fine,I need to head out for a bit too. Drop a comment or message me on steam when you get back,yeah?
#97 - bulkheadshot (09/27/2014) [-]
i just made this, for you   
&lt;3
i just made this, for you
<3
#98 to #97 - altari (09/27/2014) [-]
Thnx buddy.
Thnx buddy.
#95 - tridaak (09/20/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#96 to #95 - altari (09/20/2014) [-]
Thanks. I was trying to figure out how you knew that, but then I figured it was probably skype.
Thanks. I was trying to figure out how you knew that, but then I figured it was probably skype.
#93 - applecopy (09/07/2014) [-]
I'm gonna go bed
noot
#94 to #93 - altari (09/07/2014) [-]
Later  I was trying to figure out what to write, but ok.
Later I was trying to figure out what to write, but ok.
#79 - altari (08/29/2014) [-]
I don't care who you are or why you're on my profile, download G-senjou no Maou and play it. It was ******* amazing and I cried like a bitch at the ending.

vndb.org/v211
#80 to #79 - hazenberdan (09/01/2014) [-]
..Well 						****					,why not. But I have a feeling that I'm going to cry myself into a coma.
..Well **** ,why not. But I have a feeling that I'm going to cry myself into a coma.
#81 to #80 - altari (09/01/2014) [-]
I know that I did. I don't usually cry about things but god damn that ending was amazing. My advice is that if you are planning on playing all the routes, then play the true end last, because it is so good it makes the other endings look like 						****					. Be warned though, the game took me ~28 hours just to get the true end.
I know that I did. I don't usually cry about things but god damn that ending was amazing. My advice is that if you are planning on playing all the routes, then play the true end last, because it is so good it makes the other endings look like **** . Be warned though, the game took me ~28 hours just to get the true end.
#82 to #81 - hazenberdan (09/01/2014) [-]
Would you say it's worse than Yume Miru Kusuri for tears? ..If you haven't played that,nevermind. It's an H game that made me cry like a kid who just got told there was no Santa. MFW I expected ****** generic hentai game and got like the saddest **** possible
#83 to #82 - altari (09/01/2014) [-]
I've never played Yume Miru Kusuri, so I can't compare the two. However, I can say that I watched Clannad After story, with only like 2 tears, but G-senjou made me cry like a fountain. Pic related, it's best girl Usami.
#84 to #83 - hazenberdan (09/01/2014) [-]
Well,after I saw it on ads all over the place years ago,I torrented it. One girl  is almost consistently on drugs, and an addict at that who thinks she's a god damn fairy.  Another is being bullied to the point of  suicide.  and the last one is basically crazy.
Well,after I saw it on ads all over the place years ago,I torrented it. One girl is almost consistently on drugs, and an addict at that who thinks she's a god damn fairy. Another is being bullied to the point of suicide. and the last one is basically crazy.
#85 to #84 - altari (09/01/2014) [-]
Sounds Interesting. I'll give it a shot after I finish Steins;Gate.
#86 to #85 - hazenberdan (09/01/2014) [-]
Heard good things about stein;s gate. I was pretty fond of chaos;head.
#87 to #86 - altari (09/01/2014) [-]
Is there a VN of Chaos;Head? I liked the whole delusion thing when I watched the anime.
#88 to #87 - hazenberdan (09/01/2014) [-]
Yeah,I'm just not sure where to find an English patch. Apparently,the creators got angry and took down most of the English patches. No idea WHY,but it's their game I guess,so 						****					,whatever.
Yeah,I'm just not sure where to find an English patch. Apparently,the creators got angry and took down most of the English patches. No idea WHY,but it's their game I guess,so **** ,whatever.
#89 to #88 - altari (09/01/2014) [-]
I'll have to look for it then. I already have a back log so I probably won't bother for a while.
#90 to #89 - hazenberdan (09/01/2014) [-]
Yeah. I was looking forward to playing it,but I guess until I find somewhere to learn how to read katakana and hiragana, that's not happening.
#91 to #90 - altari (09/01/2014) [-]
I know how you feel. Not knowing how to read them makes me miss out on quite a few VN's and manga. It's not all that bad though, because the good ones almost always get translated.
#92 to #91 - hazenberdan (09/01/2014) [-]
Yeah,it's just a matter of time.
Yeah,it's just a matter of time.
User avatar #78 - expeditas (08/17/2014) [-]
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ********** THAT KILLED U!
......|..____________________, ,
....../ ..---___________----_____|]=D
...../==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//

WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 you're A TRUE HOMIE
#57 - hazenberdan (08/13/2014) [-]
This is what I was banned for. I can give you a pic of the ban from my profile if you want. This was the reaction pic I was using for #78,btw. I'd have replied earlier,but I was still banned.
Ban reason: Your IP address was banned by a MODERATOR because of spam comments posted from it. Banned for 12 Hours. Ban started on 08/12/2014 12:22:37 PM and ends on 08/13/2014 12:22:37 AM. Reason: Spamming comments.
Flagged By: admin
Flagged (Comment): #78 on "Sorry for all of these ads"
Comment text:
Yeah,no. I still remember the times when you have your little periods. I'll keep adblock on. It's bad enough you treat the users like **** and then expect them to treat you like the "Lawd and saviur",but having ads that are deafeningly loud,or take up half the page does not help. I think I'll keep adblock on until you fix one of those two issues, "glorious leader".
Ban Time Limit: 00:08:34
#58 to #57 - altari (08/13/2014) [-]
That's 						********					. If you got banned for that how have I never been banned for posting this? I believe you I'm just saying it's a stupid ban reason. Did you piss off a mod?
That's ******** . If you got banned for that how have I never been banned for posting this? I believe you I'm just saying it's a stupid ban reason. Did you piss off a mod?
#59 to #58 - hazenberdan (08/13/2014) [-]
I pissed off admin because I refuse to turn off adblock for two reasons. Reason 1,example being my ban. He treats the users like **** and expects them to kiss his ass,and bans anyone who doesn't when he gets on his period. 2, The god damn ads take up half the page,or they're screeching spanish advertisements that make me want to shove dynamite in my ears. I'm not pissed off about it,I think it's ******* hillarious. He's really showing how much of a cock sucker he is. And if he permabans me because I don't like,or agree with him,then he'll only have proved me right.
#60 to #59 - altari (08/13/2014) [-]
I don't think I've ever turned off adblock. Are the ads on FJ really that bad? Actually now that I think about it didn't he let ads through that gave you viruses? Because that would explain where I got my virus from a few days ago. I got rid of it but still.
I don't think I've ever turned off adblock. Are the ads on FJ really that bad? Actually now that I think about it didn't he let ads through that gave you viruses? Because that would explain where I got my virus from a few days ago. I got rid of it but still.
#61 to #60 - hazenberdan (08/13/2014) [-]
Yeah,for a while my PC would have a heart attack every time I came on FJ. FJ's pretty much dying,and I don't really give a **** . Once admin permabans me I'll just move on to a different website. I like the layout for FJ,and aside from from my friends,I've no other reason to stick around here. So,if you see me permabanned one day,just promise me you'll remeber Admin's true colors.
#62 to #61 - altari (08/13/2014) [-]
I'll remember you. But I don't think I'll leave just yet. I've been lurking on this site for a few years now, and I'd hate to see it go because of a bad admin. 4chan's admin is worse anyway. Moot bans people for spilling chocolate milk.  It was a joke, but still. Also, you seem to like Louise, so have this. The text is horrible though.
I'll remember you. But I don't think I'll leave just yet. I've been lurking on this site for a few years now, and I'd hate to see it go because of a bad admin. 4chan's admin is worse anyway. Moot bans people for spilling chocolate milk. It was a joke, but still. Also, you seem to like Louise, so have this. The text is horrible though.
#63 to #62 - hazenberdan (08/13/2014) [-]
Yeah,4chan's a little ****** up,to say the least. But,I'd rather deal with being banned for spilled chocolate milk than put up with this admin. If you're going to be an asshole,at least be an honest one. And yeah,I'm fairly fond of Louise. As a kid I watched ZnT religiously on my laptop. ZnT, SnS,Code Geass,and Higurashi are probably my favorite "childhood" animes. Profile says 19,but I'm really only 18.
#64 to #63 - altari (08/13/2014) [-]
&gt;a little 						******					 up   
No, but seriously don't ever offend moot.   
My favourite anime's are probably Sakurasou, Darker than Black and Ben-to. I usually say I'm 24, (for age restriction reasons) but I'm 17 right now.
>a little ****** up
No, but seriously don't ever offend moot.
My favourite anime's are probably Sakurasou, Darker than Black and Ben-to. I usually say I'm 24, (for age restriction reasons) but I'm 17 right now.
#65 to #64 - hazenberdan (08/13/2014) [-]
For that matter,don't offend ANYONE on 4chan or deny them tits. We've all seen how that goes. **** ,according to some people,if I grew a beard I WOULD look 25. I'm more drawn to lighthearted anime,but every now and then I go watch something like Higurashi or Shiki. Recently finished Shiki by advice of someone on the retard board here. Brutal anime. Fairly good though. Been a while since I watched an anime that made me cry or made me legitimately scared.
#66 to #65 - altari (08/13/2014) [-]
I rather liked Shiki as well. It's a shame there's no second season. Fate/Zero is pretty good if you want something dark. Acchi Kocci is good for lighthearted. Danshi Koukousei no Nichijou is good as well for good humor.  I usually like darker ones though.
I rather liked Shiki as well. It's a shame there's no second season. Fate/Zero is pretty good if you want something dark. Acchi Kocci is good for lighthearted. Danshi Koukousei no Nichijou is good as well for good humor. I usually like darker ones though.
#67 to #66 - hazenberdan (08/13/2014) [-]
I dunno, with  one MC dead,the village burnt to a crisp,and most of the village dead,  they don't really have much wiggle room for S2 aside from  maybe the adventures of Sunako and her new Jinrou(sp?).  I'm still trying to bring myself to finish SAO,i started it a while back and every now and then I sit down and watch a few episodes,but,yeah. I did watch Kill la Kill and TTGL. ..Not in that order. I watched TTGL two or three summers ago.  KLK was fairly decent. I'm debating on watching that one anime with the futon girl. I don't remeber the name of it.
I dunno, with one MC dead,the village burnt to a crisp,and most of the village dead, they don't really have much wiggle room for S2 aside from maybe the adventures of Sunako and her new Jinrou(sp?). I'm still trying to bring myself to finish SAO,i started it a while back and every now and then I sit down and watch a few episodes,but,yeah. I did watch Kill la Kill and TTGL. ..Not in that order. I watched TTGL two or three summers ago. KLK was fairly decent. I'm debating on watching that one anime with the futon girl. I don't remeber the name of it.
#68 to #67 - altari (08/13/2014) [-]
Futon girl > myanimelist.net/anime/9379/Denpa_Onna_to_Seishun_Otoko
It's alright. Nothing special but a good time killer anime for while your waiting for another one to finish.
I strongly recomend Sakurasou no pet na Kanojo. It's funny most of the time with some hard core relatable feels chucked in there. Pic related it's Shiina Mashiro, one of the MC's from the show.
#69 to #68 - hazenberdan (08/13/2014) [-]
I've seen quite a bit of content from that show. I may watch it next,but I don't really have much summer left. I go back to school on the...						****					,I don't know. Early September. I had intended to try and beat DS2 on the 360,but then my 360 died and I found my SNES so now I'm playing FF6 and trying to find my way around in Kefka's tower.
I've seen quite a bit of content from that show. I may watch it next,but I don't really have much summer left. I go back to school on the... **** ,I don't know. Early September. I had intended to try and beat DS2 on the 360,but then my 360 died and I found my SNES so now I'm playing FF6 and trying to find my way around in Kefka's tower.
#70 to #69 - altari (08/13/2014) [-]
Heh, lucky me, I'm gonna work for this year and go to uni/college/whatever next year as i have no idea what I want to do with my life.
Is FF6 any good? I downlo.....err 'bought' it a while back but never ended up playing it. I got hooked on FF5 and never tried 6.
#71 to #70 - hazenberdan (08/13/2014) [-]
FF6 may just be my favorite final fantasy game. It's a four way tie between FF3,FF6,FF7,and FF8. Although one annoying thing is Sabin's Blitz skill. It's pretty neat,but if you **** up the button input he'll waste a turn. His first Blitz is pummel, which is < > < on the D-pad. Although,at one point you can make him suplex a ******* train. FF6 drags on a little early on though. It gets more fun once you're about 1/4th into the game. Although **** me if Kefka's tower isn't as confusing as hell. I looked up a strategy guide and I STILL can't figure this **** out.
#72 to #71 - altari (08/13/2014) [-]
FF6 is the game that you can suplex a train in? I've been looking for which game that was for a while. Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd there goes my spare time. Thanks. No but seriously, thanks.
My favourite FF game if definitely 8. I loved it. If it had a flaw, it was the damned enemy leveling system. No point in grinding. I liked the draw and GF systems though. The story was great as well.
I also liked FF7, and I remember playing it as a kid, so I bought it on steam, but it makes my computer crash the moment I open it.
My favourite turn-based rpg is definitely Legend of Dragoon. **** was cash. Pic related, it's Meru and Dart.
#73 to #72 - hazenberdan (08/13/2014) [-]
I WAS going to buy FF7 on steam,but I read some reviews and apparently the game's buggy,they practically spy on you,and it can 						****					 up your PC. You're better off just getting PSX and an ISO for it. ..Or maybe torrenting the old PC version. And yes. That game was the 						****					. I was so pissed though,I almost cleared the game,but I 						******					 up the last disc. This was pretty much what happened after I realized the disc wasn't working.
I WAS going to buy FF7 on steam,but I read some reviews and apparently the game's buggy,they practically spy on you,and it can **** up your PC. You're better off just getting PSX and an ISO for it. ..Or maybe torrenting the old PC version. And yes. That game was the **** . I was so pissed though,I almost cleared the game,but I ****** up the last disc. This was pretty much what happened after I realized the disc wasn't working.
#74 to #73 - altari (08/13/2014) [-]
Ya. It's definitely buggy. I only ever got to the part where you go back in time with Cloud and Sephiroth to Cloud and Tifa's hometown for the reactor thingy. It seemed like a great game, but I never really got a chance to really play it.   
   
FF8 works fine though, so I'm happy. Not really.
Ya. It's definitely buggy. I only ever got to the part where you go back in time with Cloud and Sephiroth to Cloud and Tifa's hometown for the reactor thingy. It seemed like a great game, but I never really got a chance to really play it.

FF8 works fine though, so I'm happy. Not really.
#75 to #74 - hazenberdan (08/13/2014) [-]
FF6 and FF7 were two big games from my childhood. I got Legend of Dragoon when I was 9 or 10,I think. Fun game,but like I said. Disc broke. Kinda blows because I found my PS2 a few weeks ago,so I went to a pawn shop and got a controller for it. I don't know where any of my games are,or where my memory card with all my **** is. But,I do have my SNES with all of my old games. Some of them don't work,but whatever. Nostalgia. What I'd REALLY like though,is to get my dreamcast fixed and maybe finally get around to finishing RE Code Veronica X. Dreamcast works fine,except for the disc reading thing. It won't read any discs.
#76 to #75 - altari (08/13/2014) [-]
My biggest childhood games were probably.....FF5, FF8 Legend of Dragoon and Zelda: A Link to the Past. I only have my Ps2 left and like 3 games for it, so if I want to play any of them, I'm gonna have to pirate em.     
   
Also, I gotta go to bed bro, work in the morning. 'Night
My biggest childhood games were probably.....FF5, FF8 Legend of Dragoon and Zelda: A Link to the Past. I only have my Ps2 left and like 3 games for it, so if I want to play any of them, I'm gonna have to pirate em.

Also, I gotta go to bed bro, work in the morning. 'Night
#77 to #76 - hazenberdan (08/13/2014) [-]
See you around.
See you around.
#43 - hazenberdan (04/18/2014) [-]
Hey,how you been man? Been a while since we talked. I try to remeber my friends on FJ,even if we don't talk much.
#44 to #43 - altari (04/19/2014) [-]
I'm pretty good. How have you been?  I didn't see you message and then forget to reply until a few days later what are you talking about.
I'm pretty good. How have you been? I didn't see you message and then forget to reply until a few days later what are you talking about.
#45 to #44 - hazenberdan (04/20/2014) [-]
Not bad,been playing dark souls again and getting my ass handed to me sideways. ..Fun game though. I want to get the second one.
User avatar #46 to #45 - altari (04/20/2014) [-]
I've played a good amount of dark souls my self, but I kept getting my ass handed to me by the Hydra. Or whatever that damn thing in the lake was. I kinda gave up after that.
#47 to #46 - hazenberdan (04/20/2014) [-]
what do you play it on?
#48 to #47 - altari (04/20/2014) [-]
PC. I used to use a controller, but the program I used to make it work would make my computer crash. I still have no idea why it did that.
PC. I used to use a controller, but the program I used to make it work would make my computer crash. I still have no idea why it did that.
#49 to #48 - hazenberdan (04/20/2014) [-]
I see. If I ever get more ram for this pc,I'll play with you. I have it on PC,can't run it. So I bought it for the 360
#50 to #49 - altari (04/20/2014) [-]
Ah. That sucks. If you want to add me on steam my name is Eltostitos.
Ah. That sucks. If you want to add me on steam my name is Eltostitos.
#51 to #50 - hazenberdan (04/20/2014) [-]
Alright,mine's themelancholicwyvern, I don't log in much anymore so you may have to add me. I'm usually busy with school,so..
#52 to #51 - altari (04/20/2014) [-]
No worries I'm graduating soon so I'll probably be a bit busy too.
No worries I'm graduating soon so I'll probably be a bit busy too.
#53 to #52 - hazenberdan (04/20/2014) [-]
Ah I see
#54 to #53 - altari (04/20/2014) [-]
Oh, well if you ever want to play just give me a heads up.
Oh, well if you ever want to play just give me a heads up.
#55 to #54 - hazenberdan (04/20/2014) [-]
Will do,I'll see you around
#38 - hazenberdan (03/25/2014) [-]
You know,I don't give a 						****					 either way, but if you're going to thumb me down, at least reply or tell me what you didn't agree with. It's annoying when people just swoop in and thumb someone either way without saying what they agree or disagree with.
You know,I don't give a **** either way, but if you're going to thumb me down, at least reply or tell me what you didn't agree with. It's annoying when people just swoop in and thumb someone either way without saying what they agree or disagree with.
User avatar #39 to #38 - altari (03/25/2014) [-]
I really don't like rapists, and I really don't care if one dies, I just think that shooting someone 10 times and then beheading them is a bit to much.
#40 to #39 - hazenberdan (03/25/2014) [-]
Like I said to the other guy, that drove her crazy. It's nice that you actually responded,I figured you'd just delete my comment like 60% of the community of FJ would. I also think it's just a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit sarcasm is kinda hard to detect on the internet so I have to do that. Sorry. much.
#41 to #40 - altari (03/25/2014) [-]
That's also true. Rape is in no way right and I am in no way defending the rapist, and black mail is also a horrible thing to do, but I just thought it was strange that she beheaded him. If she just straight up shot him i would have just avoided the argument all together. All though if it really did drive her crazy I understand.  I'm part of the 40% AH YIS! Also, related gif is related.
That's also true. Rape is in no way right and I am in no way defending the rapist, and black mail is also a horrible thing to do, but I just thought it was strange that she beheaded him. If she just straight up shot him i would have just avoided the argument all together. All though if it really did drive her crazy I understand. I'm part of the 40% AH YIS! Also, related gif is related.
#42 to #41 - hazenberdan (03/25/2014) [-]
Yeah. Something that traumatic was like filling a tire with air for as long as you can. Sure,you can do it, but in the end you're probably going to get hurt by the shrapnel when the tire blows up from the pressure. And BECAUSE she went ******* crazy, she did that to him. It's a horrible thing where no one wins. Pic VERY related.
#32 - techniik ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
Dota is better than League
Thumb me down all you won't
They can't un-Doom you
#33 to #32 - altari (03/08/2014) [-]
Personally i like both, i just thought you were being a bit condescending.
Personally i like both, i just thought you were being a bit condescending.
#34 to #33 - techniik ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
Its really easy to anger the 13 year olds who actually believe I care about who plays what    
At least I know you actually don't give a 						****
Its really easy to anger the 13 year olds who actually believe I care about who plays what
At least I know you actually don't give a ****
#35 to #34 - altari (03/08/2014) [-]
I don't really care about which game is better. You don't seem as bad as i thought so I'm gonna go reverse my thumbs for ya.
I don't really care about which game is better. You don't seem as bad as i thought so I'm gonna go reverse my thumbs for ya.
#36 to #35 - techniik ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
Its alright love, I thought I could get a giggle out of you but now that you're respectable I take all that back.
#37 to #36 - altari (03/08/2014) [-]
All is forgiven.
All is forgiven.
#11 - goldendarknessx (02/23/2014) [-]
I'm so sorry that I have to tell you this but...   
 You're still going to get raped
I'm so sorry that I have to tell you this but...
You're still going to get raped
#12 to #11 - altari (02/23/2014) [-]
I'm ready.
#13 to #12 - goldendarknessx (02/23/2014) [-]
Y-You better be.
Y-You better be.
#14 to #13 - altari (02/23/2014) [-]
&gt;implying I ever wasn't.
>implying I ever wasn't.
#15 to #14 - goldendarknessx (02/23/2014) [-]
I-I know I'm the one raping you B-But can you please be gentle.
I-I know I'm the one raping you B-But can you please be gentle.
#16 to #15 - altari (02/23/2014) [-]
Gentle isn't an option.
Gentle isn't an option.
#17 to #16 - goldendarknessx (02/23/2014) [-]
But please for me...
But please for me...
#18 to #17 - altari (02/23/2014) [-]
Perhaps.
Perhaps.
#19 to #18 - goldendarknessx (02/23/2014) [-]
T-Thank you.   
   
 Uh umm maybe I should have asked you if you would like me to be gentle too
T-Thank you.

Uh umm maybe I should have asked you if you would like me to be gentle too
#20 to #19 - altari (02/23/2014) [-]
Gentle rape is best rape. Also, might I request a sauce?
Gentle rape is best rape. Also, might I request a sauce?
#21 to #20 - goldendarknessx (02/23/2014) [-]
W-Well here i go   It's Busou Shinki
W-Well here i go It's Busou Shinki
#22 to #21 - altari (02/23/2014) [-]
I have only cat gifs. You have me at a disadvantage. NOM NOM NOM.
I have only cat gifs. You have me at a disadvantage. NOM NOM NOM.
#23 to #22 - goldendarknessx (02/23/2014) [-]
Damn altari Y-You're so tight Why do you only have cat gifs?
Damn altari Y-You're so tight Why do you only have cat gifs?
#24 to #23 - altari (02/23/2014) [-]
Please be gentle.  Because I like cats. Also, cat girls are best girls.
Please be gentle. Because I like cats. Also, cat girls are best girls.
#25 to #24 - goldendarknessx (02/23/2014) [-]
as gentle as I can be  mhmm can't disagree with you there
as gentle as I can be mhmm can't disagree with you there
#26 to #25 - altari (02/23/2014) [-]
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand my store of even slightly relevant gifs is gone.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand my store of even slightly relevant gifs is gone.
#27 to #26 - goldendarknessx (02/23/2014) [-]
but we've come so far we can't give up now.
but we've come so far we can't give up now.
#28 to #27 - altari (02/23/2014) [-]
Very well. I shall now use irrelevant gifs.
Very well. I shall now use irrelevant gifs.
#29 to #28 - goldendarknessx (02/23/2014) [-]
I apologize for ending it here but I'm going away to bed now, We shall do this again tomorrow my good man
I apologize for ending it here but I'm going away to bed now, We shall do this again tomorrow my good man
#30 to #29 - altari (02/23/2014) [-]
Later.
#31 to #30 - goldendarknessx (02/23/2014) [-]
Nyu Nyu~
Nyu Nyu~
#5 - goldendarknessx (12/08/2013) [-]
well hello there again.. how are you today?
well hello there again.. how are you today?
#6 to #5 - altari (12/08/2013) [-]
I'm good thanks! How are you? It's good that you decided to come back.
I'm good thanks! How are you? It's good that you decided to come back.
#7 to #6 - goldendarknessx (12/08/2013) [-]
I'm fine as always, so been up to much?  Thanks it's good to be back
I'm fine as always, so been up to much? Thanks it's good to be back
#8 to #7 - altari (12/08/2013) [-]
Not really, between work and gaming I don't have much spare time. What about you?
Not really, between work and gaming I don't have much spare time. What about you?
#9 to #8 - goldendarknessx (12/08/2013) [-]
same really been weighed down with too much college work that i don't feel like doing
same really been weighed down with too much college work that i don't feel like doing
#10 to #9 - altari (12/08/2013) [-]
I know the feeling. It can get really annoying sometimes. I may or may not be running out of relevant gifs.
I know the feeling. It can get really annoying sometimes. I may or may not be running out of relevant gifs.
 
 Friends (0)