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Date Signed Up:10/04/2011
Last Login:12/05/2014
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#271 - Can't ignore the fact that guns make it ridiculously easy for …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/16/2012 on Gun Control +18
User avatar #279 - haaaxderp (12/16/2012) [-]
If they don't have guns they use bombs/knives.
People have been finding new ways to kill each other for eons.
User avatar #297 - blahness (12/16/2012) [-]
... you're ignoring the point here

guns being illegal, believe it or not, actually makes it HARDER to obtain these guns.
bombs ARE illegal, which is why you don't see many murders happening with bombs.
Also, guns are just an extremely convenient tool in which you can use to kill someone.
Lets say both guns and bombs were illegal. Which would you use? just pick up a gun and shoot the person? or would you actually set up a bomb to kill him?
you're undermining the fact that the spontaneous emotions of humans as well as the general ease in which a gun could be used to kill someone makes an extremely dangerous combo.
User avatar #302 - blahness (12/16/2012) [-]
*Lets say both guns and bombs were legal
User avatar #496 - haaaxderp (12/16/2012) [-]
bombs are illegal but can be easily manufactured
I know this for a fact because I made one myself with fertilizer, gasoline, and a "legally" obtained detonator.
Guns are already flooded in the US, legal, and illegal markets.
Making them illegal means people will own them illegally.
#11 - Picture 11/19/2012 on Bitches ain't shit +4
#285 - Jesus christ people, she's definetely pretty but there are tho…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2012 on i want to be harry +8
User avatar #286 - connormccloud (11/18/2012) [-]
There is only one hermonine granger

like there are thousands of red heads but only one Kari Byron
#45 - i think he just wanted to tell everyone his nationality.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2012 on You had one job -2
#69 - mcalti (11/17/2012) [-]
U so smart
#78 - Picture 11/15/2012 on Nicolas Cage is watching you. +1
#88 - CHECKIROOOUUU (no one will get this)  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2012 on what i find in my mall +2
#91 - mayedh (11/14/2012) [-]
It's okay. I understand you.
#83 - All aboard the red thumb train! 11/10/2012 on The Chosen One +1
#173 - Picture 10/29/2012 on Mexicans +7
#2428 - Thats really really good. I'm shocked. Nice job mate. 10/28/2012 on Paint skills off the charts +5
#34 - MFW I'm taking a comfortable **** and someone kno… 10/26/2012 on I'M POOPIN!! -5
#62 - Comment deleted 10/24/2012 on Meanwhile in Japan +6
#42 - Angry anon can't take a joke on a website that was made for jo… 10/22/2012 on Sexism Compilation +2
#22 - hmm? 10/17/2012 on Going places +7
#46 - Picture 10/17/2012 on sonic +12
#161 - That guy has a really large cock  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2012 on THIS IS ART +3
#165 - regardsuncledolan (10/11/2012) [-]
its a guitar
#27 - Picture 10/07/2012 on Photobomb level: Giraffe 0
#64 - Anyone who eats cupcakes like that should be shot. 10/02/2012 on Can You Make It? (Part One) +1
#143 - Picture 10/02/2012 on Pretty Much. +43
#73 - You're an idiot.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/01/2012 on LOL this is Funny as hell 0
#74 - anaphase (10/01/2012) [-]
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Hey, lay off. The man made a mistake, happens to everyone.

On an unrelated note, have this .gif i really like
#267 - Because internet. 09/26/2012 on MOST OFFENSIVE PICTURE 0
#313 - Picture 09/24/2012 on Feelishness +31
#62 - Picture 09/20/2012 on Overly Attached Nic Cage +1
#23 - Comment deleted 09/20/2012 on Orchestra 0
#51 - Boob job* 09/17/2012 on Oppan Matrix Style +11
#179 - Well duh, boobs are gases. 09/08/2012 on when I think about you +12
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#1 - FJisGAY (02/17/2012) [-]
****					 yeah one piece
**** yeah one piece
User avatar #2 to #1 - alphashell (02/17/2012) [-]
hell yeah!
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