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alphashell

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Date Signed Up:10/04/2011
Last Login:5/05/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#7707
Comment Ranking:#11867
Highest Content Rank:#5402
Highest Comment Rank:#6435
Content Thumbs: 1777 total,  2114 ,  337
Comment Thumbs: 1943 total,  2863 ,  920
Content Level Progress: 41% (41/100)
Level 117 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 118 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 82% (82/100)
Level 218 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 219 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:1
Content Views:61381
Times Content Favorited:39 times
Total Comments Made:537
FJ Points:3623
Favorite Tags: School (2)

latest user's comments

#107 - Picture 02/11/2013 on Photobomb Level: Dragon +37
#402 - Good times. 02/10/2013 on WHY DO YOU TAUNT ME WITH... 0
#59 - "to late to explore the world" I wasn't awa…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/10/2013 on epic space ship +12
User avatar #64 - beavatonn (02/10/2013) [-]
hahahha mate i've lived in fucking New Zealand my entire life and only been overseas once. i have a fuck ton of exploring i want to do personally -_- never live in nz.
User avatar #67 - yoloswaggins (02/10/2013) [-]
Just because you live in NZ doesn't mean you don't have equal opportunity to travel. I'm a kiwi too and I've been all over bro.
User avatar #99 - magentaa (02/10/2013) [-]
I'm broke..
#41 - Google "Christopher Dorner". 02/10/2013 on LAPD General 0
#29 - There was some guy on FJ named "geckosandcheerios" o…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/09/2013 on Youtube Commenters +24
User avatar #46 - darkangeloffire (02/09/2013) [-]
It got 2265 thumbs.... I checked.
User avatar #55 - rokkarokkaali (02/09/2013) [-]
Where did he write that?
#132 - Yeah, its pretty sad that you didn't get the joke. 02/09/2013 on My GF's Birthday Dinner +3
#312 - ..... (I don't have cancer u assholes) 02/08/2013 on i fucking hate like whores +8
#308 - Comment deleted 02/08/2013 on i fucking hate like whores 0
#78 - Little did they know, the entire fall was just a diversion tha… 02/04/2013 on Look at this dipshit +9
#24 - I would have sliced that bastard's head off from that angle.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2013 on Nice Rac -1
#25 - Ken M (02/02/2013) [-]
aww... mad cus your uncle molested you? slice ur own head off stupid piece of shit. probably got a small dick too.
#75 - Just know that not all of us blacks want this ******** (… 02/02/2013 on Black History Month +2
#44 - Picture 01/31/2013 on microsoft +1
#72 - Ah, I wasn't aware. Sorry if I came off as rude  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2013 on Facebook (8====D) +2
#73 - felixjarl (01/30/2013) [-]
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No problem mate, i might have the grammar of a dimwitted, but i am aware of it and i am able to live with it.
#65 - Is this part of the joke? You can't possibly be that grammatic…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/30/2013 on Facebook (8====D) -2
#68 - felixjarl (01/30/2013) [-]
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Believe it or not. I actually am that bad.

Not even kidding, it is a mayor torn to my side. If it was not for auto correct my life here would be a real wave of grammarnazi attack.
#214 - krasnogvardiech (02/01/2013) [-]
I'm sorry. I have to.

*not,
*I'm (not even kidding)
*It's (a)
*Major
*Thorn
*in (my side)
*If (it)
*wasn't

Chin up, friend! You can only get better.
#215 - felixjarl (02/01/2013) [-]
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Well screw me sideways, i really have a lot to take up. But thanks for helping me on this.

You should have heard me before i was on this site though.
#216 - krasnogvardiech (02/01/2013) [-]
It's all good. Just doing what anyone would do.
Here, have a GIF.
#72 - alphashell (01/30/2013) [-]
Ah, I wasn't aware. Sorry if I came off as rude
#73 - felixjarl (01/30/2013) [-]
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No problem mate, i might have the grammar of a dimwitted, but i am aware of it and i am able to live with it.
#20 - Picture 01/22/2013 on YOU HAD ONE JOB +5
#24 - What the hell is that? It looks like Hitler got raped by a wal… 01/16/2013 on Dat whore +5
#203 - I thought I was the only one. 01/15/2013 on The Cookie Faggot 0
#69 - Picture 01/14/2013 on Facebook (2) +6
#63 - Honestly it's probably just a bad picture of the guy... we all…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2013 on Facebook +5
#90 - anonyrnoose (01/13/2013) [-]
I always have those...
#78 - Every time I take a **** I imagine that there are multi… 01/11/2013 on Paranoid Parrot +2
#237 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2013 on I'd totally do that +1
#243 - doubleac (01/10/2013) [-]
You are God-sent
#76 - So... what exactly was going on in that episode? 01/01/2013 on Nickelodeon has changed a lot +3
#91 - Too bad she's probably a slut. 01/01/2013 on mfw -7
#21 - uhhh... sauce? 01/01/2013 on Tosh 0
#34 - No, you can't mow my lawn. 01/01/2013 on Seems legit... 0

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#1 - FJisGAY (02/17/2012) [-]
****		 yeah one piece
**** yeah one piece
User avatar #2 to #1 - alphashell (02/17/2012) [-]
hell yeah!
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