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#24 - I would have sliced that bastard's head off from that angle.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2013 on Nice Rac -1
#25 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
aww... mad cus your uncle molested you? slice ur own head off stupid piece of shit. probably got a small dick too.
#75 - Just know that not all of us blacks want this ******** … 02/02/2013 on Black History Month +2
#44 - Picture 01/31/2013 on microsoft +1
#72 - Ah, I wasn't aware. Sorry if I came off as rude  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2013 on Facebook (8====D) +2
#73 - felixjarl (01/30/2013) [-]
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No problem mate, i might have the grammar of a dimwitted, but i am aware of it and i am able to live with it.
#65 - Is this part of the joke? You can't possibly be that grammatic…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/30/2013 on Facebook (8====D) -2
#68 - felixjarl (01/30/2013) [-]
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Believe it or not. I actually am that bad.

Not even kidding, it is a mayor torn to my side. If it was not for auto correct my life here would be a real wave of grammarnazi attack.
#214 - krasnogvardiech (02/01/2013) [-]
I'm sorry. I have to.

*not,
*I'm (not even kidding)
*It's (a)
*Major
*Thorn
*in (my side)
*If (it)
*wasn't

Chin up, friend! You can only get better.
#215 - felixjarl (02/01/2013) [-]
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Well screw me sideways, i really have a lot to take up. But thanks for helping me on this.

You should have heard me before i was on this site though.
#216 - krasnogvardiech (02/01/2013) [-]
It's all good. Just doing what anyone would do.
Here, have a GIF.
#72 - alphashell (01/30/2013) [-]
Ah, I wasn't aware. Sorry if I came off as rude
#73 - felixjarl (01/30/2013) [-]
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No problem mate, i might have the grammar of a dimwitted, but i am aware of it and i am able to live with it.
#20 - Picture 01/22/2013 on YOU HAD ONE JOB +5
#24 - What the hell is that? It looks like Hitler got raped by a wal… 01/16/2013 on Dat whore +5
#203 - I thought I was the only one. 01/15/2013 on The Cookie Faggot 0
#69 - Picture 01/14/2013 on Facebook (2) +6
#63 - Honestly it's probably just a bad picture of the guy... we all…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2013 on Facebook +5
#90 - anonyrnoose (01/13/2013) [-]
I always have those...
#78 - Every time I take a **** I imagine that there are… 01/11/2013 on Paranoid Parrot +2
#237 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2013 on I'd totally do that +1
#243 - doubleac (01/10/2013) [-]
You are God-sent
#76 - So... what exactly was going on in that episode? 01/01/2013 on Nickelodeon has changed a lot +3
#91 - Too bad she's probably a slut. 01/01/2013 on mfw -7
#21 - uhhh... sauce? 01/01/2013 on Tosh 0
#34 - No, you can't mow my lawn. 01/01/2013 on Seems legit... 0
#73 - 1. Go on Youtube 2. Type "Azis" 3. Click fir…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/28/2012 on mfw i get laptop on... +2
#75 - swagbot (12/28/2012) [-]
o god why did i do this
User avatar #81 - ludislavonac (12/28/2012) [-]
You should also try typing boki 13
#42 - I think someone spiked the animators ramen in that episode. 12/23/2012 on Meanwhile in Japan +1
#56 - When satan talks to me his lips don't move, so I don't think I… 12/23/2012 on Tricky Bastards. +6
#16 - It's obviously because he's using a camera to take a pic of hi…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2012 on meh -1
User avatar #18 - buttlord (12/22/2012) [-]
i dont get why 12 year old little shits think they're big on the internet
#10 - But who was dog? 12/21/2012 on Jane and Dick 0
#55 - Emi looks a **** ton like Maka, it was the first … 12/21/2012 on How I work out +4
#271 - Can't ignore the fact that guns make it ridiculously easy for …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/16/2012 on Gun Control +18
User avatar #279 - haaaxderp (12/16/2012) [-]
If they don't have guns they use bombs/knives.
People have been finding new ways to kill each other for eons.
User avatar #297 - blahness (12/16/2012) [-]
... you're ignoring the point here

guns being illegal, believe it or not, actually makes it HARDER to obtain these guns.
bombs ARE illegal, which is why you don't see many murders happening with bombs.
Also, guns are just an extremely convenient tool in which you can use to kill someone.
Lets say both guns and bombs were illegal. Which would you use? just pick up a gun and shoot the person? or would you actually set up a bomb to kill him?
you're undermining the fact that the spontaneous emotions of humans as well as the general ease in which a gun could be used to kill someone makes an extremely dangerous combo.
User avatar #302 - blahness (12/16/2012) [-]
*Lets say both guns and bombs were legal
User avatar #496 - haaaxderp (12/16/2012) [-]
bombs are illegal but can be easily manufactured
I know this for a fact because I made one myself with fertilizer, gasoline, and a "legally" obtained detonator.
Guns are already flooded in the US, legal, and illegal markets.
Making them illegal means people will own them illegally.
#11 - Picture 11/19/2012 on Bitches ain't shit +4
#285 - Jesus christ people, she's definetely pretty but there are tho…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2012 on i want to be harry +8
User avatar #286 - connormccloud (11/18/2012) [-]
There is only one hermonine granger

like there are thousands of red heads but only one Kari Byron
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#1 - FJisGAY (02/17/2012) [-]
****					 yeah one piece
**** yeah one piece
User avatar #2 to #1 - alphashell (02/17/2012) [-]
hell yeah!
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