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alphashell

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Date Signed Up:10/04/2011
Last Login:4/18/2015
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Content Ranking:#7943
Comment Ranking:#12279
Highest Content Rank:#5402
Highest Comment Rank:#6435
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Comment Thumbs: 1940 total,  2860 ,  920
Content Level Progress: 41% (41/100)
Level 117 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 118 Content: Funny Junkie
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Level 218 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 219 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:61345
Times Content Favorited:39 times
Total Comments Made:536
FJ Points:3622
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latest user's comments

#50 - All we need now is some shrek.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2015 on nicest ass on fj 0
#54 - misskayla (03/13/2015) [-]
dinky ass
#37 - dat ass. Also, that is the ugliest desk I have ever l…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/13/2015 on nicest ass on fj 0
#47 - misskayla (03/13/2015) [-]
Vintage chic.. I actually kinda like it
#50 - alphashell (03/13/2015) [-]
All we need now is some shrek.
#54 - misskayla (03/13/2015) [-]
dinky ass
#78 - PERFECTION 03/05/2015 on I live with all german... 0
#35 - This is a thought that limits all of us in life. Its logical, … 03/03/2015 on Valve Employee Handbook +2
#351 - I'm 19 and have chronic pain all over my body. Back, knees, hi…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2015 on Depressed? Tell mods about... 0
#357 - anonymous (03/03/2015) [-]
Hahaha! Yeah cry!
#32 - Someone pleeeeasse convince me to watch game of thrones.  [+] (6 new replies) 03/01/2015 on Tyrion and some ladies -3
User avatar #42 - articulate (03/01/2015) [-]
I didn't want to watch it at first either, but I'm glad I did. It's not my favourite show. If you like lord of the rings you'll love it. The music is also really really good.
Ramin Djawadi - The King's Arrival
User avatar #43 - articulate (03/01/2015) [-]
now*
#40 - choculator (03/01/2015) [-]
Don't bother.

It's mediocre at best.
People mainly watch for the boobage.
User avatar #45 - swimmingprodigy (03/01/2015) [-]
spotted the MLP watcher
User avatar #34 - kanatana (03/01/2015) [-]
... West Wing meets Conan the Barbarian with tits in just about every episode. You will also come to hate one main character so much that you will literally cheer when he dies.
#47 - anonymous (03/01/2015) [-]
Also, you will have characters that you started out loving but grew to hate and others that you hated to start with but who will become your favorites.
#46 - Picture 02/25/2015 on lucky BASTARD +1
#999 - I need one with higher quality than that. 02/25/2015 on Post a screenshot of your... +21
#78 - hunter x hunter 2011. If you haven't watched that … 02/12/2015 on slackline over the grand... +5
#7 - Damn ***** , that's some first hokage, mokuton, wood-sty… 02/12/2015 on Palm tree 0
#34 - song is called stand proud by jin hashimoto  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2015 on Tubby +1
User avatar #90 - yoruwaakeru (02/05/2015) [-]
thanks
#52 - DUEL DISK SYSTEEEEEEEM!!!......™ (I pray someone ge…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/04/2015 on How the 1% duel +2
#91 - anonymous (02/04/2015) [-]
ygotas
#73 - daniboyi (02/04/2015) [-]
#268 - First picture: normal pretty white girl Everything el… 01/27/2015 on People from around the world +2
#45 - MORE FUN THAN... A PILLOW FIGHT  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2015 on Nostalgia train 3 +7
#166 - murdee (01/25/2015) [-]
get ready to have... THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE
#138 - Worked at Walmart when I turned 18, unloaded trucks for 10 mon…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/22/2015 on poll: what problems do you... +1
#200 - IamSofaKingdom (01/22/2015) [-]
I am a self inflicted 26 year old virgin. One of those retards that thinks if you really want a marriage to work you should be willing to dedicate yourself to it wholly.

There is too much emphasis placed on having sex in modern society, it really screws with the minds of younger people. Don't worry about it, it isn't really an issue man.
User avatar #172 - slightly (01/22/2015) [-]
At least you're not a nigge...oh wait.
#142 - anonymous (01/22/2015) [-]
That chocolate looks like a nigga with acne
#140 - notred (01/22/2015) [-]
Have you been to a doctor about your back issues?

19 and a virgin isn't a bad thing,

Self confidence issues, Stop worrying about what other people think and think about you. What would you like to do for yourself? Clean your acne and get a job.

You're 19, you have plenty of time to do things.
#163 - NEEEEEEEEEEERD 01/21/2015 on Theres a dark side of... +6
#189 - Your comment is actuallly funny, yet people still hate. Gotta …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/21/2015 on Deep Fried Foods -18
User avatar #307 - pyrointheface (01/21/2015) [-]
Gotta love down-thumb bandwagoning.
#244 - anonymous (01/21/2015) [-]
no. you just have a pleb sense of humor.
User avatar #204 - moorbs (01/21/2015) [-]
It'd be funny if we hadn't seen it already a thousand times.
#285 - Song name?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt... +4
User avatar #290 - zeruaargi (01/18/2015) [-]
Momgone sandstorm
#479 - Say what you want about these guys. I'd pay a million bucks to… 01/13/2015 on Cringe Comp 6 : Weeaboos -2
#66 - I'm no star wars pro, but wouldn't the deathstar be the "…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2015 on Cool +1
User avatar #80 - wertologist (01/08/2015) [-]
I'm big on Star Wars, but not as knowledgeable as some. I think there is nothing out there that can cut through a lightsaber blade. The Deathstar's cannon is a super laser. Lightsabers often are used to deflect/block lasers. Theoretically, a giant lightsaber could block/deflect the Deathstar's cannon.
#123 - Comment deleted 12/01/2014 on Kim Possible 0
#44 - Im going to kill myself if we don't get Fallout 4  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2014 on Disintegrating Deathclaws 0
User avatar #69 - navadae (10/11/2014) [-]
considering its being worked on now, you`ll have to live a little while longer

sorry to burst your bubble
#45 - mfw FJ goes KKK-mode  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2014 on Let's play "Is It Racist?" +22
User avatar #69 - envinite (08/29/2014) [-]
What's the big deal?

Triple K a day keep the niggerity away
#50 - konradkurze (08/29/2014) [-]
#38 - Shut up, your armors pink.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2014 on OP gets rekt 0
User avatar #53 - lucariopwnz (08/28/2014) [-]
IT'S LIGHTISH RED!!!
#166 - I didnt know T.I. was gay, hip hop has seriously gone down hill. 08/28/2014 on Professor Admin +1

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#1 - FJisGAY (02/17/2012) [-]
****		 yeah one piece
**** yeah one piece
User avatar #2 to #1 - alphashell (02/17/2012) [-]
hell yeah!
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