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alphashell

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Date Signed Up:10/04/2011
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#1418
Comment Ranking:#17163
Highest Content Rank:#1387
Highest Comment Rank:#6435
Content Thumbs: 2359 total,  2743 ,  384
Comment Thumbs: 2275 total,  3209 ,  934
Content Level Progress: 59% (59/100)
Level 121 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 122 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 24% (24/100)
Level 221 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 222 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:1
Content Views:89053
Times Content Favorited:59 times
Total Comments Made:607
FJ Points:4283
Favorite Tags: School (2)

latest user's comments

#7 - Damn *****, that's some first hokage, mokuton, wood-style type ****. 02/12/2015 on Palm tree 0
#34 - song is called stand proud by jin hashimoto  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2015 on Tubby +1
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#90 - yoruwaakeru (02/05/2015) [-]
thanks
#52 - DUEL DISK SYSTEEEEEEEM!!!......™ (I pray someone ge…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/04/2015 on How the 1% duel +2
#91 - anon (02/04/2015) [-]
ygotas
#73 - daniboyi (02/04/2015) [-]
#268 - First picture: normal pretty white girl Everything el… 01/27/2015 on People from around the world +2
#45 - MORE FUN THAN... A PILLOW FIGHT  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2015 on Nostalgia train 3 +7
#166 - murdee (01/25/2015) [-]
get ready to have... THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE
#138 - Worked at Walmart when I turned 18, unloaded trucks for 10 mon…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/22/2015 on poll: what problems do you... +1
#200 - IamSofaKingdom (01/22/2015) [-]
I am a self inflicted 26 year old virgin. One of those retards that thinks if you really want a marriage to work you should be willing to dedicate yourself to it wholly.

There is too much emphasis placed on having sex in modern society, it really screws with the minds of younger people. Don't worry about it, it isn't really an issue man.
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#172 - slightly (01/22/2015) [-]
At least you're not a nigge...oh wait.
#142 - anon (01/22/2015) [-]
That chocolate looks like a nigga with acne
#140 - notred (01/22/2015) [-]
Have you been to a doctor about your back issues?

19 and a virgin isn't a bad thing,

Self confidence issues, Stop worrying about what other people think and think about you. What would you like to do for yourself? Clean your acne and get a job.

You're 19, you have plenty of time to do things.
#163 - NEEEEEEEEEEERD 01/21/2015 on Theres a dark side of... +6
#189 - Your comment is actuallly funny, yet people still hate. Gotta …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/21/2015 on Deep Fried Foods -18
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#307 - pyrointheface (01/21/2015) [-]
Gotta love down-thumb bandwagoning.
#244 - anon (01/21/2015) [-]
no. you just have a pleb sense of humor.
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#204 - moorbs (01/21/2015) [-]
It'd be funny if we hadn't seen it already a thousand times.
#285 - Song name?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt... +4
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#290 - zeruaargi (01/18/2015) [-]
Momgone sandstorm
#479 - Say what you want about these guys. I'd pay a million bucks to… 01/13/2015 on Cringe Comp 6 : Weeaboos -2