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Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/alpha12w
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Date Signed Up:11/13/2010
Last Login:1/12/2016
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#121 - thank you, btw i like your profile picture 38 minutes ago on Wait for it... 0
#14 - Guys.. i sexually identify as an attack helicopter 19 hours ago on Otherkin Cringe Comp 0
#60 - i heard it was a water harp  [+] (3 new replies) 21 hours ago on Wait for it... 0
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#117 - akhkharux (18 hours ago) [-]
It's called a Waterphone.
I'll leave a direct link to where you can buy one if you wished to do so.
www.waterphone.com/
#121 - alphanet (38 minutes ago) [-]
thank you, btw i like your profile picture
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#120 - pyjamadog (7 hours ago) [-]
I love you
#61 - agreed 01/10/2016 on was told to post here 2 0
#58 - youre right, he does fall on his side : (the video, o…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2016 on was told to post here 2 0
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#60 - erotictentacle (01/10/2016) [-]
Well, i can't tell the exact damage either.
All i know is that it hurt and is probably not permanent damage
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#61 - alphanet (01/10/2016) [-]
agreed
#53 - beats me, its hard to get decent info about it. but you could …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/10/2016 on was told to post here 2 0
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#54 - erotictentacle (01/10/2016) [-]
Well, thing is that it doesnt look to me like he fell that bad.
He was turned to the side a bit so i doubt it was a direct hit on the spine, it does look like it hurt like a bitch, even for another day or two. But not like anything permanent
#58 - alphanet (01/10/2016) [-]
youre right, he does fall on his side : www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o-_5dqr6jU (the video, on some shit channel
so it looks like he fell on fis right side, onto the lower part of his ribcage. I would assume that he broke a few ribs, and maybe light organ damage. Also He might have cracked his spine (on a few parts maybe) simply because he fell somwhere between the spine and right side of the ribcage. But what do I know, Im not a doctor (altough i study biology in school...but that is a different story)
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#60 - erotictentacle (01/10/2016) [-]
Well, i can't tell the exact damage either.
All i know is that it hurt and is probably not permanent damage
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#61 - alphanet (01/10/2016) [-]
agreed
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#32 - As far as i know (ive done little research) he became paralyzed  [+] (6 new replies) 01/10/2016 on was told to post here 2 +2
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#52 - erotictentacle (01/10/2016) [-]
that seems a bit much tho.
I pulled similar shit a lot of times, and all i got is a fractured vertebra
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#53 - alphanet (01/10/2016) [-]
beats me, its hard to get decent info about it. but you could always do a reverse image search and see what is up with it.
But i dont think its too farfetched to think that he got real hurt, even paralyzed, I mean it not hard to get yourself hurt, and if he fell just riight...buut i dont know.
If you get any info on it, be sure to tell m8.
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#54 - erotictentacle (01/10/2016) [-]
Well, thing is that it doesnt look to me like he fell that bad.
He was turned to the side a bit so i doubt it was a direct hit on the spine, it does look like it hurt like a bitch, even for another day or two. But not like anything permanent
#58 - alphanet (01/10/2016) [-]
youre right, he does fall on his side : www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o-_5dqr6jU (the video, on some shit channel
so it looks like he fell on fis right side, onto the lower part of his ribcage. I would assume that he broke a few ribs, and maybe light organ damage. Also He might have cracked his spine (on a few parts maybe) simply because he fell somwhere between the spine and right side of the ribcage. But what do I know, Im not a doctor (altough i study biology in school...but that is a different story)
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#60 - erotictentacle (01/10/2016) [-]
Well, i can't tell the exact damage either.
All i know is that it hurt and is probably not permanent damage
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#61 - alphanet (01/10/2016) [-]
agreed
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#411 - alphanet ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
**alphanet used "*roll picture*"**
**alphanet rolled image**
#409 - anon (03/09/2014) [-]
***** be appreciative that you don't have a lethal disease like cancer
enjoy each day
it might be your last healthy day
User avatar #410 to #409 - alphanet ONLINE (03/09/2014) [-]
thanks ***** ,will do!
User avatar #408 - malp (09/22/2013) [-]
**malp rolls 01**
User avatar #407 - malp (09/22/2013) [-]
**malp rolls 69**
User avatar #406 - dismembers (08/22/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #404 - retrochris (08/12/2013) [-]
haha, very kind man, but I can only allow my very own owl to rest on my profile c:
User avatar #405 to #404 - alphanet ONLINE (08/12/2013) [-]
ok i understand
if i see any of them ill be sure to forward them to you
User avatar #392 - smurtehmurph (07/26/2013) [-]
**smurtehmurph rolls 60**
User avatar #393 to #392 - alphanet ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
**alphanet rolls 20**
User avatar #394 to #393 - smurtehmurph (07/26/2013) [-]
What now?
User avatar #395 to #394 - alphanet ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
one more go? 500points ?
User avatar #396 to #395 - smurtehmurph (07/26/2013) [-]
**smurtehmurph rolls 82**
User avatar #398 to #396 - alphanet ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
if youd like now you can make our nemxt bet
User avatar #397 to #396 - alphanet ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
**alphanet rolls 93**
User avatar #391 - alphanet ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
Come and gamble here
roll 2 down below
User avatar #369 - turva (07/26/2013) [-]
cool prof pic btw
User avatar #372 to #369 - alphanet ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
why thank you ^_^
User avatar #373 to #372 - turva (07/26/2013) [-]
why u welkum c:
User avatar #364 - turva (07/26/2013) [-]
ya right
User avatar #365 to #364 - alphanet ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
yes?
User avatar #366 to #365 - turva (07/26/2013) [-]
ur selling green food dye t AH like 1m fjpoinz
User avatar #367 to #366 - alphanet ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
yes... i am, nut if youd like to ahve it i can make a little ...discount.
User avatar #368 to #367 - turva (07/26/2013) [-]
i dun wan it c:
User avatar #370 to #368 - alphanet ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
ok, so your problem is?
User avatar #371 to #370 - turva (07/26/2013) [-]
nuthin
User avatar #374 to #371 - alphanet ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
k, i just wanted to make an obscure offer that nobody would buy
User avatar #375 to #374 - turva (07/26/2013) [-]
**turva rolls 67,251** r u sure?
User avatar #376 to #375 - alphanet ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
pretty sure, the last time i saw anyone with 1m FJ points was when we still had all of our items and im pretty sure that he spent most of them by now.
User avatar #377 to #376 - turva (07/26/2013) [-]
**turva rolls 82,265**
User avatar #378 to #377 - alphanet ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
**alphanet rolls 60,098** as you wish.
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User avatar #389 to #388 - alphanet ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
**alphanet rolls 367,749** oh wow
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User avatar #362 - funferret (07/25/2013) [-]
You're amazing.
User avatar #363 to #362 - alphanet ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
i know
User avatar #360 - alfakroll ONLINE (07/21/2013) [-]
Thank you, I will treasure them
User avatar #361 to #360 - alphanet ONLINE (07/21/2013) [-]
no prob !
User avatar #323 - pyrain (06/03/2013) [-]
Hello :3 do you have a need for your used chocolate lottery tickets? <3
User avatar #347 to #323 - alphanet ONLINE (06/05/2013) [-]
ok so could you send a trade for some of my tokens/Rits for your keys on my other account www.funnyjunk.com/user/issachunter ?
User avatar #324 to #323 - alphanet ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
not really feel free to take as many as yod like
User avatar #326 to #324 - pyrain (06/03/2013) [-]
It's for a chocolate chip badge I'm making in memory of a friend.
User avatar #325 to #324 - pyrain (06/03/2013) [-]
I need as many as I can get :3 Mind sending what you don't want? I almost traded for all but one of each and I don't wanna be greedy if you wanted them.
User avatar #327 to #325 - alphanet ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
oh waht am i gonan do with you

well im kinda looking for demon ingots, tokens, bit stuff (wow i havent played in a while), so if you woul kindly do miss, could you send me a trade for my csips in exchange for the things that i listed!
thank you.
User avatar #329 to #327 - pyrain (06/03/2013) [-]
However, I don't have ingots but I do have demonic ore. Is that alright?
User avatar #330 to #329 - alphanet ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
k no prob, oh and if you have any runic ore/ingots would be lovely
User avatar #331 to #330 - pyrain (06/03/2013) [-]
I only have the iron and runic badge left. After I get those I will definitely let you have what I have left :3
User avatar #332 to #331 - alphanet ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
what a generous girl you are
yes that would be swell :3
User avatar #333 to #332 - pyrain (06/03/2013) [-]
I know I over paid but I like to help my friends :3 I hope the ore helps. What are you working toward?
User avatar #355 to #333 - alphanet ONLINE (06/05/2013) [-]
just curious so that next time i see you again and i might have some leftower that i can give you
User avatar #356 to #355 - pyrain (06/05/2013) [-]
And you said I was awesome when obviously you"re the awesome one here ^^
User avatar #357 to #356 - alphanet ONLINE (06/05/2013) [-]
were both awesome , well see you next time then !
User avatar #358 to #357 - pyrain (06/05/2013) [-]
kk :3 Have a good one dear :3
User avatar #359 to #358 - alphanet ONLINE (06/05/2013) [-]
you too!
User avatar #334 to #333 - alphanet ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
notthing in particular, i havent played the game for about 1-2 months and i dunno. maybe when the time comes it will amke exelent trading amterial, or ill use t on something (chests? badge?)
User avatar #335 to #334 - pyrain (06/03/2013) [-]
Ah ok :3 I was just curious. I guess people are currently just hoarding the ore after making badges and weapons for point count. The weird things we do huh? lol
User avatar #336 to #335 - alphanet ONLINE (06/04/2013) [-]
Dont we all. So what has happenned in the past 2 months on the item boards?
User avatar #337 to #336 - pyrain (06/05/2013) [-]
Quite a bit of drama along with a few new items in chests. You can get demonic, angelic and fabulous emo doll heads, arms, legs and torsos out of their respective chests. There is also another item needed to make them but the only one I know about is for the demonic doll and it's a pitchfork from a demonic chest I believe. No idea about the others ^^"
User avatar #338 to #337 - alphanet ONLINE (06/05/2013) [-]
Could we do a trade? i would need a few angelic and radioactive keys :3
anything youd like?
or from my special inventory?: www.funnyjunk.com/user/issachunter
User avatar #339 to #338 - pyrain (06/05/2013) [-]
I can take a look ;3 How many do you need? I just used most of my angelic keys and have a few radioactive :3
User avatar #340 to #339 - alphanet ONLINE (06/05/2013) [-]
as many as you could give me
User avatar #341 to #340 - pyrain (06/05/2013) [-]
lol ok I will hop on my other account. funnyjunk.com/user/pyrainsvault
User avatar #351 to #341 - alphanet ONLINE (06/05/2013) [-]
thank you so much you are awesome!!!
User avatar #352 to #351 - pyrain (06/05/2013) [-]
You're welcome :3 I'm glad I could help.
User avatar #353 to #352 - alphanet ONLINE (06/05/2013) [-]
BTW is there anyting you might need?
User avatar #354 to #353 - pyrain (06/05/2013) [-]
honestly, I'm focusing on tokens for rits so I can get my vssm done ^^"
Why do you ask?
User avatar #346 to #341 - alphanet ONLINE (06/05/2013) [-]
ok then send a trade
User avatar #348 to #346 - pyrain (06/05/2013) [-]
sorry about that. My internet hates me and keeps going out, almost like the modem/router is resetting but we've exchanged it. The husband thinks it's our lines in and we have to call someone to come look at it from comcast.

Ok I can send the trade but I don't really know what is fair. 15 tickets per key ok? I don't even know if I'm selling myself short XD
User avatar #349 to #348 - alphanet ONLINE (06/05/2013) [-]
no prob
that ratio would be swell :3
User avatar #350 to #349 - pyrain (06/05/2013) [-]
okie dokie. Sorry again for the delay. Damned internet > . <
User avatar #342 to #341 - alphanet ONLINE (06/05/2013) [-]
k tell me when you see something you like on my other acc.!
User avatar #343 to #342 - pyrainsvault (06/05/2013) [-]
Do I send the trade to your other account or this one?
User avatar #344 to #343 - alphanet ONLINE (06/05/2013) [-]
well tell me what youd like from there and ill transfer it here on this one and then we can make a trade , but if you only want something(s) from that one then send it there (and tell me)
User avatar #345 to #344 - pyrain (06/05/2013) [-]
Okie dokie. All I'm really looking for are tokens/rits/other tickets, nothing special :3
User avatar #328 to #327 - pyrain (06/03/2013) [-]
Sure :3 Not a problem :3
User avatar #317 - pyrain (05/22/2013) [-]
Thank you :3 You're such a sweet heart <3
User avatar #318 to #317 - alphanet ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
no prob, glad i could help
User avatar #319 to #318 - pyrain (05/23/2013) [-]
Wanna know the sad part? I finally got the 100 hoarders for a friend to open to get eggs for them right? Well...I opened them and didn't get the eggs they wanted, which means no irl plushie for me and I killed 100 egg hoarders and the rate has now severely dropped it looks like. I'm so sad D:
User avatar #320 to #319 - alphanet ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
you poor girl
well what egg(s) did you need?
well its a gamble but im sure that youll get them evetually!!
User avatar #321 to #320 - pyrain (05/24/2013) [-]
I needed 1 insanity, 1 damnation and 1 item I don't even have them for myself and never really thought I would get them but I opened the hoarders to try to get them for lissie.
User avatar #322 to #321 - alphanet ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
sorry but cant really help with them eggs ATM.
User avatar #315 - xenriath ONLINE (04/02/2013) [-]
Thanks :)
User avatar #316 to #315 - alphanet ONLINE (04/02/2013) [-]
no prob :D
User avatar #295 - pyrain (03/18/2013) [-]
>^.^<
#296 to #295 - alphanet ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
yay :D
yay :D
User avatar #297 to #296 - pyrain (03/18/2013) [-]
Awe, it's so hard to accept that trade...you want my lost keys lol
#298 to #297 - alphanet ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
*sigh* anything else that you dont want to sell? :)
*sigh* anything else that you dont want to sell? :)
User avatar #299 to #298 - pyrain (03/18/2013) [-]
To be honest, I think it's fair, even though I'm sad to see the tokens go. I will accept because you're being so awesome about this all. <3
User avatar #300 to #299 - alphanet ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
ok thanks :D *yaaay* ^_^
if theres anyithing else you might need tell me
User avatar #303 to #300 - pyrain (03/18/2013) [-]
Oh, and fiends...trying hard to get to 1000 of those bastards lol
User avatar #301 to #300 - pyrain (03/18/2013) [-]
Coal, egg hoarders, wizard books, gems and tokens lol
Thanks bunches for the help :3
User avatar #302 to #301 - alphanet ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
ok ill keep that in mind :D
be good!
User avatar #304 to #302 - pyrain (03/18/2013) [-]
Thanks you too :3
User avatar #285 to #284 - alphanet ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
yes i saw it...ill make one more attempt
User avatar #286 to #285 - schatgraver (03/16/2013) [-]
I will accept for the tarot card + some sweets

Otherwise there is nothing I am interested in :l
User avatar #287 to #286 - alphanet ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
then i guess we dont hae a deal :/
oh well
User avatar #288 to #287 - schatgraver (03/16/2013) [-]
What about only the card?
User avatar #289 to #288 - alphanet ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
sorry im not selling my card
User avatar #290 to #289 - schatgraver (03/16/2013) [-]
What if I added something?
User avatar #291 to #290 - alphanet ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
like what?
User avatar #292 to #291 - schatgraver (03/16/2013) [-]
1 million billion points
User avatar #293 to #292 - alphanet ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
in what form?
User avatar #278 to #277 - alphanet ONLINE (03/15/2013) [-]
Ok congrats dude :)
Ill send it im a few minutes.
User avatar #279 to #278 - iamthehyneman (03/15/2013) [-]
Thanks! And thanks for following through :)
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