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Date Signed Up:4/04/2011
Last Login:1/13/2016
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#957 - Hey, if you post content and give a link im sure the nice peop… 12/24/2015 on A very special giveaway +2
#134 - "Opening a thumbnail" is just mousing over or clicki… 11/28/2015 on peta...stop 0
#27 - I think my profile picture fits nicely 11/27/2015 on I didn't study for this +4
#22 - Much thanks, friend! 11/20/2015 on Don’t tell me how to live... 0
#19 - so, uh wanna give me that sauce? It would be greatly app…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/20/2015 on Don’t tell me how to live... 0
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#22 - alphajesus (11/20/2015) [-]
Much thanks, friend!
#60 - That is how a smart fighter fights. React to the other's actio…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/20/2015 on Scorpion Vs. Spider 0
#61 - reican (11/20/2015) [-]
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#67 - kaminaofteamgurren (11/20/2015) [-]
If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball.
#40 - ooh. Thanks  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2015 on _ 0
#42 - hourlyb (11/20/2015) [-]
No problem.
#38 - uh... the content  [+] (4 new replies) 11/20/2015 on _ +1
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#41 - mechanicexplain (11/20/2015) [-]
Oh. It's a collection of pictures of engine starter motors. That tiny gear on the end of it meshes directly with a huge ring of gear teeth around the outside of a huge metal plate connecting the engine output to the transmission's input. When it's powered up with a vehicle's raw battery power through a huge copper cable, It's strong enough to turn the whole engine fast enough for the fuel and ignition systems to start burning gas and kick the engine over.
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#39 - hourlyb (11/20/2015) [-]
The pictures are all of car starter motors.
It is literally a pack of car starters.
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#40 - alphajesus (11/20/2015) [-]
ooh. Thanks
#42 - hourlyb (11/20/2015) [-]
No problem.
#36 - I mean, for the people that do need it, such as myself, …  [+] (6 new replies) 11/20/2015 on _ +1
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#37 - mechanicexplain (11/20/2015) [-]
Explain what?
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#38 - alphajesus (11/20/2015) [-]
uh... the content
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#41 - mechanicexplain (11/20/2015) [-]
Oh. It's a collection of pictures of engine starter motors. That tiny gear on the end of it meshes directly with a huge ring of gear teeth around the outside of a huge metal plate connecting the engine output to the transmission's input. When it's powered up with a vehicle's raw battery power through a huge copper cable, It's strong enough to turn the whole engine fast enough for the fuel and ignition systems to start burning gas and kick the engine over.
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#39 - hourlyb (11/20/2015) [-]
The pictures are all of car starter motors.
It is literally a pack of car starters.
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#40 - alphajesus (11/20/2015) [-]
ooh. Thanks
#42 - hourlyb (11/20/2015) [-]
No problem.
#97 - So, I'm almost sure there are no games left. But if anything i…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2015 on Games giveaway 0
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#98 - qanonymousp (11/20/2015) [-]
yeah, sorry man
I gave em all away aaages ago

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User avatar #34 - phenact (08/11/2015) [-]
doot doot
User avatar #3 - GateKeeper (08/27/2011) [-]
Warriors thread on your profile?

Go?
#12 to #3 - alphajesus (08/27/2011) [-]
dude im forever alone you are my only friend
User avatar #4 to #3 - alphajesus (08/27/2011) [-]
sorry no warriors pics... D': ill find some and save them! thats an idea
#5 to #4 - GateKeeper (08/27/2011) [-]
I'll give you pinestar and sunfall :D
I'll give you pinestar and sunfall :D
#6 to #5 - alphajesus (08/27/2011) [-]
thanks found some :D
#7 to #6 - alphajesus (08/27/2011) [-]
and this one
User avatar #9 to #7 - GateKeeper (08/27/2011) [-]
D'AWWW
#11 to #10 - alphajesus (08/27/2011) [-]
and the clans with a ******* of pics
User avatar #15 to #14 - GateKeeper (08/27/2011) [-]
Who's your fave warrior?
User avatar #16 to #15 - alphajesus (08/27/2011) [-]
Id have to say... Silverstream was she was kind of a ninja and snuck with greystripe. She was kind of awesome until she died... But now id have to say fireheart (only read first 4 books) :( tryin to get 5th but im still on hold at the library
User avatar #17 to #16 - GateKeeper (08/27/2011) [-]
Okeh i wont give spoilers
#18 to #17 - alphajesus (08/27/2011) [-]
thanks :) i hate that the library had me on hold 2 months for the forth one the fifth one it has been 3 weeks now im kind of mad bro or sis i dont really know which
User avatar #19 to #18 - GateKeeper (08/27/2011) [-]
lol ya sis
User avatar #20 to #19 - alphajesus (08/27/2011) [-]
k sis :D
User avatar #21 to #20 - GateKeeper (08/27/2011) [-]
yaaay :D
#22 to #21 - alphajesus (08/27/2011) [-]
more happy :D  
here have Charmander eating marshmallows
more happy :D
here have Charmander eating marshmallows
#23 to #22 - GateKeeper (08/27/2011) [-]
Have Freddy
#26 to #23 - alphajesus (08/27/2011) [-]
i can reply no more on more freddys cause run out of purple lines so here have a bacon alarm clock
#24 to #23 - alphajesus (08/27/2011) [-]
yay!! :D  
have a spider that loves cocaine
yay!! :D
have a spider that loves cocaine
#25 to #24 - GateKeeper (08/27/2011) [-]
I HAVE MORE FREDDY
#2 to #1 - alphajesus (08/15/2011) [-]
no YOU are awesome my good sir!
no YOU are awesome my good sir!
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