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alphajesus

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Date Signed Up:4/04/2011
Last Login:5/25/2015
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#469 - thats a little awkward, i meant to do this one 05/24/2015 on You fall in love you lose +1
#468 - i mean, if you really want to....  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2015 on You fall in love you lose 0
#469 - alphajesus (05/24/2015) [-]
thats a little awkward, i meant to do this one
#678 - well i mean, not really an animal the name is shortened versio… 05/14/2015 on Tell Addy anything Thursday 0
#675 - rip, the button didnt work for me...  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2015 on Tell Addy anything Thursday 0
User avatar #677 - mondominiman (05/14/2015) [-]
you accidently the deleted the \ from the last spoiler
#674 - [spoiler] pokemon aren't always furry [spoiler]  [+] (4 new replies) 05/14/2015 on Tell Addy anything Thursday 0
User avatar #676 - mondominiman (05/14/2015) [-]
It's an animal so I'm sure they have it
User avatar #678 - alphajesus (05/14/2015) [-]
well i mean, not really an animal the name is shortened version of "pocket monsters" so if there is like monster porn on the furry board, then it might be a thing i would say
User avatar #675 - alphajesus (05/14/2015) [-]
rip, the button didnt work for me...
User avatar #677 - mondominiman (05/14/2015) [-]
you accidently the deleted the \ from the last spoiler
#673 - one time i got drunk at a friends house, slept on his couch, a… 05/14/2015 on Tell Addy anything Thursday 0
#10 - hours/week at work a week. perfect 05/06/2015 on Stress +4
#154 - Man, that is some ****** up news. I had no idea that Ju… 05/06/2015 on Please Someone Make This... -2
#108 - yeah, thats why you don't buy games that have windows live. Yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2015 on Hate it when that happens 0
User avatar #109 - captainsweden (02/08/2015) [-]
ooopsie, too late now
#105 - but you will waste a whole ******* salary on a less &qu…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/08/2015 on Hate it when that happens 0
User avatar #106 - captainsweden (02/08/2015) [-]
Sorry but im a cheap jew so i am always one generation late lol. The only reasons i bought a ps3 last summer was to play gta 5 and red dead redemption. I bought gta 4: liberty city stories on a steam sale but i couldnt fucking stand the windows live bullshit so i only played it for like 3 hours lol.
User avatar #108 - alphajesus (02/08/2015) [-]
yeah, thats why you don't buy games that have windows live. You google the games you want to play with a review. Then they will say, "you log in with windows live" and you never look at that game again. Done and done.
User avatar #109 - captainsweden (02/08/2015) [-]
ooopsie, too late now

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User avatar #3 - GateKeeper (08/27/2011) [-]
Warriors thread on your profile?

Go?
#12 to #3 - alphajesus (08/27/2011) [-]
dude im forever alone you are my only friend
User avatar #4 to #3 - alphajesus (08/27/2011) [-]
sorry no warriors pics... D': ill find some and save them! thats an idea
#5 to #4 - GateKeeper (08/27/2011) [-]
I'll give you pinestar and sunfall :D
I'll give you pinestar and sunfall :D
#6 to #5 - alphajesus (08/27/2011) [-]
thanks found some :D
#7 to #6 - alphajesus (08/27/2011) [-]
and this one
User avatar #9 to #7 - GateKeeper (08/27/2011) [-]
D'AWWW
#11 to #10 - alphajesus (08/27/2011) [-]
and the clans with a ******* of pics
User avatar #15 to #14 - GateKeeper (08/27/2011) [-]
Who's your fave warrior?
User avatar #16 to #15 - alphajesus (08/27/2011) [-]
Id have to say... Silverstream was she was kind of a ninja and snuck with greystripe. She was kind of awesome until she died... But now id have to say fireheart (only read first 4 books) :( tryin to get 5th but im still on hold at the library
User avatar #17 to #16 - GateKeeper (08/27/2011) [-]
Okeh i wont give spoilers
#18 to #17 - alphajesus (08/27/2011) [-]
thanks :) i hate that the library had me on hold 2 months for the forth one the fifth one it has been 3 weeks now im kind of mad bro or sis i dont really know which
User avatar #19 to #18 - GateKeeper (08/27/2011) [-]
lol ya sis
User avatar #20 to #19 - alphajesus (08/27/2011) [-]
k sis :D
User avatar #21 to #20 - GateKeeper (08/27/2011) [-]
yaaay :D
#22 to #21 - alphajesus (08/27/2011) [-]
more happy :D  
here have Charmander eating marshmallows
more happy :D
here have Charmander eating marshmallows
#23 to #22 - GateKeeper (08/27/2011) [-]
Have Freddy
#26 to #23 - alphajesus (08/27/2011) [-]
i can reply no more on more freddys cause run out of purple lines so here have a bacon alarm clock
#24 to #23 - alphajesus (08/27/2011) [-]
yay!! :D  
have a spider that loves cocaine
yay!! :D
have a spider that loves cocaine
#25 to #24 - GateKeeper (08/27/2011) [-]
I HAVE MORE FREDDY
#2 to #1 - alphajesus (08/15/2011) [-]
no YOU are awesome my good sir!
no YOU are awesome my good sir!
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