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Date Signed Up:4/04/2011
Last Login:5/05/2015
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#108 - yeah, thats why you don't buy games that have windows live. Yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2015 on Hate it when that happens 0
User avatar #109 - captainsweden (02/08/2015) [-]
ooopsie, too late now
#105 - but you will waste a whole ******* salary on a less &qu…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/08/2015 on Hate it when that happens 0
User avatar #106 - captainsweden (02/08/2015) [-]
Sorry but im a cheap jew so i am always one generation late lol. The only reasons i bought a ps3 last summer was to play gta 5 and red dead redemption. I bought gta 4: liberty city stories on a steam sale but i couldnt fucking stand the windows live bullshit so i only played it for like 3 hours lol.
User avatar #108 - alphajesus (02/08/2015) [-]
yeah, thats why you don't buy games that have windows live. You google the games you want to play with a review. Then they will say, "you log in with windows live" and you never look at that game again. Done and done.
User avatar #109 - captainsweden (02/08/2015) [-]
ooopsie, too late now
#102 - you know what else never happens on a console? good graphics, …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/08/2015 on Hate it when that happens 0
User avatar #103 - captainsweden (02/08/2015) [-]
I only use my computer for porn, fj, facebook and porn. I aint wasting a whole fucking salary on some queer gaming rig.
User avatar #105 - alphajesus (02/08/2015) [-]
but you will waste a whole fucking salary on a less "queer" gaming rig, that is objectively less useful. sure, it is a cheap way to run next gen games fairly well. but google "how to build a gaming pc for less than 500$" and you have a pc that matches console graphics and it can do all the other stuff a normal pc can do. Also, with steam, there is a sale every 10 seconds on random games that you can buy for like up to 80% off. like square enix had a sale. all the hitman games and all of the tomb raider games. in a pack. 200$ value. bought it for 30$ 1/2 the price of one of your console games. tell me again who's wasting their money?
User avatar #106 - captainsweden (02/08/2015) [-]
Sorry but im a cheap jew so i am always one generation late lol. The only reasons i bought a ps3 last summer was to play gta 5 and red dead redemption. I bought gta 4: liberty city stories on a steam sale but i couldnt fucking stand the windows live bullshit so i only played it for like 3 hours lol.
User avatar #108 - alphajesus (02/08/2015) [-]
yeah, thats why you don't buy games that have windows live. You google the games you want to play with a review. Then they will say, "you log in with windows live" and you never look at that game again. Done and done.
User avatar #109 - captainsweden (02/08/2015) [-]
ooopsie, too late now
#22 - Photoshop anyone? 12/13/2014 on for my next trick 0
#13 - i guess I'm just fairly good at finding things on accident... … 12/11/2014 on ju 0
#49 - kinda useful, but at the same time there will no longer be the… 12/11/2014 on captcha test 0
#11 - jmuikyhikop,l.;p,kijuhbgfvc  [+] (2 new replies) 11/25/2014 on ju 0
User avatar #12 - superblade (11/25/2014) [-]
I made this a year ago

How did you find it?
User avatar #13 - alphajesus (12/11/2014) [-]
i guess I'm just fairly good at finding things on accident... once I found a dick in the newest content stuff. It wasnt the newest content. It had automatically thrown me into the NSFW section... which is... interesting to say the least
#6912 - boots... yeah okay then 07/07/2014 on Train, Game 0
#6911 - **alphajesus rolls 8,761**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on Train, Game 0
User avatar #6912 - alphajesus (07/07/2014) [-]
boots... yeah okay then
#79 - Picture 04/29/2014 on If I ever become the new Pope 0

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User avatar #3 - GateKeeper (08/27/2011) [-]
Warriors thread on your profile?

Go?
#12 to #3 - alphajesus ONLINE (08/27/2011) [-]
dude im forever alone you are my only friend
User avatar #4 to #3 - alphajesus ONLINE (08/27/2011) [-]
sorry no warriors pics... D': ill find some and save them! thats an idea
#5 to #4 - GateKeeper (08/27/2011) [-]
I'll give you pinestar and sunfall :D
I'll give you pinestar and sunfall :D
#8 to #5 - alphajesus ONLINE (08/27/2011) [-]
and this
#6 to #5 - alphajesus ONLINE (08/27/2011) [-]
thanks found some :D
#7 to #6 - alphajesus ONLINE (08/27/2011) [-]
and this one
User avatar #9 to #7 - GateKeeper (08/27/2011) [-]
D'AWWW
#10 to #9 - alphajesus ONLINE (08/27/2011) [-]
and this
#11 to #10 - alphajesus ONLINE (08/27/2011) [-]
and the clans with a ******* of pics
#13 to #11 - alphajesus ONLINE (08/27/2011) [-]
and this
#14 to #13 - alphajesus ONLINE (08/27/2011) [-]
and these
User avatar #15 to #14 - GateKeeper (08/27/2011) [-]
Who's your fave warrior?
User avatar #16 to #15 - alphajesus ONLINE (08/27/2011) [-]
Id have to say... Silverstream was she was kind of a ninja and snuck with greystripe. She was kind of awesome until she died... But now id have to say fireheart (only read first 4 books) :( tryin to get 5th but im still on hold at the library
User avatar #17 to #16 - GateKeeper (08/27/2011) [-]
Okeh i wont give spoilers
#18 to #17 - alphajesus ONLINE (08/27/2011) [-]
thanks :) i hate that the library had me on hold 2 months for the forth one the fifth one it has been 3 weeks now im kind of mad bro or sis i dont really know which
User avatar #19 to #18 - GateKeeper (08/27/2011) [-]
lol ya sis
User avatar #20 to #19 - alphajesus ONLINE (08/27/2011) [-]
k sis :D
User avatar #21 to #20 - GateKeeper (08/27/2011) [-]
yaaay :D
#22 to #21 - alphajesus ONLINE (08/27/2011) [-]
more happy :D  
here have Charmander eating marshmallows
more happy :D
here have Charmander eating marshmallows
#23 to #22 - GateKeeper (08/27/2011) [-]
Have Freddy
#26 to #23 - alphajesus ONLINE (08/27/2011) [-]
i can reply no more on more freddys cause run out of purple lines so here have a bacon alarm clock
#24 to #23 - alphajesus ONLINE (08/27/2011) [-]
yay!! :D  
have a spider that loves cocaine
yay!! :D
have a spider that loves cocaine
#25 to #24 - GateKeeper (08/27/2011) [-]
I HAVE MORE FREDDY
#2 to #1 - alphajesus ONLINE (08/15/2011) [-]
no YOU are awesome my good sir!
no YOU are awesome my good sir!
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