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#177 - He gave Russia a warning not to use chemical weapons in Syria …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2014 on is that nigga serious? 0
User avatar #195 - thatoneiranianguy (03/03/2014) [-]
I think you might have your info a bit off.

He warned Assad to not use chemical weapons in Syria. Not Russia.

As of lately, he claimed that Assad had used chemical weapons against the FSA 'rebels.'

There was proof of chemical weapons usage, however later from many other sources that weren't U.S., including that of Russia's and UN's investigations suggested the chemical weapons were more than likely infact used by the FSA rebels.

End of story.
#176 - Nope just weaken us to the point where other countries have th… 03/02/2014 on is that nigga serious? 0
#70 - I'm sure you've had worse 03/02/2014 on Levelling is hard but the... +5
#169 - How does a mortal compete with demons?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2014 on is that nigga serious? +1
User avatar #172 - andriod (03/02/2014) [-]
Fuck if I know man, Maybe they arn't human?

All I know is that after about 3 hours people just start pissing, shitting and puking blood until they die. Scary shit
#167 - Space Bar Bitch please I was a navy se…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/02/2014 on is that nigga serious? +4
User avatar #168 - andriod (03/02/2014) [-]
Just the Nickleback songs alone have killed thousands.
User avatar #169 - alphadolan (03/02/2014) [-]
How does a mortal compete with demons?
User avatar #172 - andriod (03/02/2014) [-]
Fuck if I know man, Maybe they arn't human?

All I know is that after about 3 hours people just start pissing, shitting and puking blood until they die. Scary shit
#166 - My mom says if I work hard and stay off the Mary J I could be …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2014 on is that nigga serious? +1
User avatar #185 - avengedsevenx (03/03/2014) [-]
Obama had fun with Mary J though
#17 - So thats how admin started 03/02/2014 on (Enter FJ Donation Here) +3
#163 - My ryhmes follow the rules of anarchy you hippie AROOO…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/02/2014 on is that nigga serious? 0
User avatar #165 - andriod (03/02/2014) [-]
Listen here you little shit, If you EVER call me a hippy again I will fillet off all your skin and throw you into a giant pile of salt. And while your laying in the salt and praing for death, I will have nickleback song playing on repeat
User avatar #167 - alphadolan (03/02/2014) [-]
Space Bar


Bitch please I was a navy seal for 12 years and have over 6000 confirmed keels
User avatar #168 - andriod (03/02/2014) [-]
Just the Nickleback songs alone have killed thousands.
User avatar #169 - alphadolan (03/02/2014) [-]
How does a mortal compete with demons?
User avatar #172 - andriod (03/02/2014) [-]
Fuck if I know man, Maybe they arn't human?

All I know is that after about 3 hours people just start pissing, shitting and puking blood until they die. Scary shit
#173 - Agreed 03/02/2014 on (untitled) 0
#172 - With Obama weakning the Military pretty sure Ex-KGB Putin woul… 03/02/2014 on (untitled) 0
#170 - Syria. 03/02/2014 on (untitled) 0
#145 - I wrote a little poem >Obama weakens military …  [+] (14 new replies) 03/02/2014 on is that nigga serious? +3
#174 - tyroneisanigger (03/02/2014) [-]
I don't think Obama has threatened to bomb Russia.
User avatar #177 - alphadolan (03/02/2014) [-]
He gave Russia a warning not to use chemical weapons in Syria or there would be action taken.

They used chemical weapons and Obama did nothing

In a country like Russia where it's all about brute force once you show that you are a big pussy Obama they will never take you seriously
User avatar #195 - thatoneiranianguy (03/03/2014) [-]
I think you might have your info a bit off.

He warned Assad to not use chemical weapons in Syria. Not Russia.

As of lately, he claimed that Assad had used chemical weapons against the FSA 'rebels.'

There was proof of chemical weapons usage, however later from many other sources that weren't U.S., including that of Russia's and UN's investigations suggested the chemical weapons were more than likely infact used by the FSA rebels.

End of story.
User avatar #176 - alphadolan (03/02/2014) [-]
Nope just weaken us to the point where other countries have the chance.

#164 - inclemos (03/02/2014) [-]
When was the last time you were president of a country?
User avatar #166 - alphadolan (03/02/2014) [-]
My mom says if I work hard and stay off the Mary J I could be president one day

If you're implying that it's hard to run a country then no shit sherlock

But weaking the military in a widely hated country is just straight retarded whack yo
User avatar #185 - avengedsevenx (03/03/2014) [-]
Obama had fun with Mary J though
User avatar #150 - andriod (03/02/2014) [-]
Poem didn't rhyme so I am disgusted with you.
I personally liked Bush better to despite the fuck up in Iraq
Obongo is a pussy. He is the pussiest pussy to ever be called a pussy
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
User avatar #163 - alphadolan (03/02/2014) [-]
My ryhmes follow the rules of anarchy you hippie AROOOOOOOOO
User avatar #165 - andriod (03/02/2014) [-]
Listen here you little shit, If you EVER call me a hippy again I will fillet off all your skin and throw you into a giant pile of salt. And while your laying in the salt and praing for death, I will have nickleback song playing on repeat
User avatar #167 - alphadolan (03/02/2014) [-]
Space Bar


Bitch please I was a navy seal for 12 years and have over 6000 confirmed keels
User avatar #168 - andriod (03/02/2014) [-]
Just the Nickleback songs alone have killed thousands.
User avatar #169 - alphadolan (03/02/2014) [-]
How does a mortal compete with demons?
User avatar #172 - andriod (03/02/2014) [-]
Fuck if I know man, Maybe they arn't human?

All I know is that after about 3 hours people just start pissing, shitting and puking blood until they die. Scary shit
#736 - Admin honestly at first I had no idea who you were or what you… 03/02/2014 on Knock knock, it's delivery +1
#110 - Well atleast theres no such things as Mud Crabs....  [+] (2 new replies) 03/02/2014 on Gotta catch 'em all! +3
User avatar #121 - confusedwolf (03/02/2014) [-]
we all know mudcrab only feel hate
User avatar #115 - spartderkakus (03/02/2014) [-]
Ikr.
Fast travel is hard enough already.
#65 - The moose... THE MOOOOOOSEEE 03/01/2014 on Economy +1
#212 - You sound like a douche  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2014 on organizing 0
User avatar #213 - jajathezombie (02/28/2014) [-]
I love you too.
#196 - I wonder if he felt akward in that scene? I mean he …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2014 on reason why I love him +2
#197 - Wumbologist (02/28/2014) [-]
If I were female and had to do a sex scene with Leonardo di Caprio, somehow I think I'd be okay with that.
#26 - God fucking dammit Jesus seriously? Again? 02/28/2014 on does this happen to you? 0
#85 - Picture 02/28/2014 on I've often thought about... +5
#37 - The face you make back at him 02/28/2014 on Oh god! WHY YOU DO DIS?! 0
#205 - Built not bought you pussy! Still cool car 02/26/2014 on WTF Fun Fun Facts Comp Vol.... 0
#204 - Very English. Also get an Alpha 16 GT-R if… 02/26/2014 on WTF Fun Fun Facts Comp Vol.... 0
#82 - They start playig dethklok at the end... 02/25/2014 on Maximum Overdrive +10
#27 - Comment deleted 02/24/2014 on Well fuck... +12
#18 - Yeah try playing 4th demension tetris you casuals.... 02/24/2014 on See you later, folks +9
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User avatar #2 - urinarytractinfect (02/20/2014) [-]
let me blow u bro
User avatar #3 to #2 - alphadolan (02/20/2014) [-]
Sorta busy today
User avatar #1 - joDAMfool (08/11/2012) [-]
http://www.mangareader.net/1450/doubt.html


My friend just gave this to me, thought you might like it ?

It's a manga comic based on this -> en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mafia_%28party_game%29
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