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#21 - Comment deleted 08/02/2014 on Another eligible dark souls... 0
#3 - I feel ya 08/02/2014 on gangstah 0
#2 - What're you? Streaming? 08/01/2014 on Every single time -1
#1 - Spongebob's true super power 08/01/2014 on Best. Superpower. Ever +24
#226 - All natural 08/01/2014 on Post your selfie friday... +2
#1 - Reason why he switched teams 08/01/2014 on no one likes fat chicks +12
#89 - A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do gnomesayin 08/01/2014 on Tumblr +5
#3 - Babe watch this! 08/01/2014 on Surprised it's not a woman... +3
#229 - Holy **** dude. 08/01/2014 on Try not to cringe too hard +1
#96 - Picture 08/01/2014 on Fuck Your Choices +2
#26 - I don't think you understand the severity of the situation. 07/31/2014 on Description +1
#60 - In order to get the airbender tattoos you must master airbendi…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2014 on If she's taken one more... +5
User avatar #67 - dreigamos (07/31/2014) [-]
nah, it's either master OR create a knew technique. aang mastered all but one technique but then made the air scooter
#29 - thanks for all the help guise! 07/31/2014 on Dramatic entrance 0
#13 - Well shiet ill have to look for them thanks  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on Dramatic entrance 0
#16 - oily (07/30/2014) [-]
Easiest boss ever if you just summon lucathiel to assist you. Summon sign is right beside the elavator. I suggest you kill all the monsters in the cells before you summon her.
#9 - Just finished that part man now im on the Lost Sinner help me....  [+] (17 new replies) 07/30/2014 on Dramatic entrance +6
User avatar #30 - dinosauraids (07/31/2014) [-]
Hit the boss until all its health is gone.
User avatar #29 - alphadolan (07/31/2014) [-]
thanks for all the help guise!
#26 - anonymous (07/31/2014) [-]
Don't summon the NPC summon. She's crap, a caster is great for that boss. If you can get that, hit her when she lunges, and staggers a bit.
User avatar #35 - BoxSocial (07/31/2014) [-]
Summon the NPC if you want to continue her storyline and get her gear!
User avatar #25 - cagetheelophant (07/31/2014) [-]
Step one: acquire large club
Step two: upgrade to at least +5
Step three: soul vessel away all your bullshit stats to strength endurance and vitality
Step four: two had that shit and learn to R2
Step five: ?????
Step six: win game
but really I've played through the game faith, hex, dexromancer and now quality, and straight strength is by far the easiest pve build
User avatar #22 - satrenkotheone (07/31/2014) [-]
Fisting wins
User avatar #21 - pwnagraphy (07/31/2014) [-]
Drangleic shield
Drangleic sword
Drangleic set
Fat roll to victory
User avatar #32 - WhitePimp (07/31/2014) [-]
Are you an SSoHPKC fan?
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#18 - anonymous (07/31/2014) [-]
Simple. All you need is a shield with 100% damage reducion (drangleic sheild works juust fine here) and a sword (regular one, not a huge one. Fire longsword or lighting heide upgraded works good).
Now, you need to lock on to that b*tch as much as you can. When lock breaks, turn towards her and be ready to relock. The lost sinner has a VERY predictable pattern, and the attacks take very little stamina to block. Simply keep the shield up (manage stamina, always make sure it's full) and keep the lock on. Slowly walk in sircles to the left. This will make leaping attacks miss ocationally (and save stamina). When the lost sinner leaps, you need to keep your shield up. Block/evade (don't roll dodge) the attack and strike back ONCE (or else you'll die because no stamina) and get that shield UP in case of a followup blow.
Now, all you need to do is to repeat over and over again. NEVER attack if you got less than 50% stamina. If you need to heal, do it after a leaping attack!
#19 - anonymous (07/31/2014) [-]
(same anon) i murderized the lost sinner with this strategy using a +6 fire longsword, and stock alva gear (you don't even need armor really).
Honestly the hardest part was killing those damn deathclaw thingies in the flooded prison cells. Fighting the lost sinner was just about summed up like this

if over 50% stamina; attack ONCE. If not, recharge stamina for 0.5 sec
Block in case of counterattack
if counterattack and over 50% stamina; attack ONCE. If not recharge stamina.
Watch boss jump away.
Rinse and repeat until boss is dead. Didn't get hit once
User avatar #17 - gregoriez (07/31/2014) [-]
play dirty: wear evil eye ring(boss focuses on you),use 2h on a greatshield,summon lucatiel,let her bash on the sinner like a motherfucker
User avatar #14 - createdjustnow (07/30/2014) [-]
it's not that abd, just block and counter, always roll away after one hit
#12 - anonymous (07/30/2014) [-]
If you didn't do the gargoyles first, go do it. They give a key that lets you light the room,enabling lock on.
User avatar #15 - Tsquared (07/30/2014) [-]
you can lock on without it, you just have a shorter lock-on range
User avatar #13 - alphadolan (07/30/2014) [-]
Well shiet ill have to look for them thanks
#16 - oily (07/30/2014) [-]
Easiest boss ever if you just summon lucathiel to assist you. Summon sign is right beside the elavator. I suggest you kill all the monsters in the cells before you summon her.
#310 - Or lord feminazi 07/30/2014 on A Little Movie Moment:... +3
#101 - Picture 07/30/2014 on How cute 0
#213 - It's ok this will harden her. Void of her of emotion.…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2014 on A Little Movie Moment:... +2
#266 - xravishi (07/30/2014) [-]
considering that last panel. She might just turn into a lard feminazi instead.
#310 - alphadolan (07/30/2014) [-]
Or lord feminazi
#390 - Comment deleted 07/30/2014 on I want in on this tumblr war 0
#147 - Because they're too busy tring to nuke it out first 07/29/2014 on north korea's in the news... +1
#106 - Made me lol thumb for you 07/29/2014 on activating the jaeger 0
#43 - Wil you teach me your ways? 07/28/2014 on The Way of The Sunbro 0
#375 - And probably has like 25 kw lol 07/27/2014 on PC masterrace -1
#167 - Unless you drive a Honda  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2014 on PC masterrace +3
#345 - alilmetalkid (07/27/2014) [-]
6.3 Litres/100kms
Honda Jazz Fuel Efficency master race
User avatar #375 - alphadolan (07/27/2014) [-]
And probably has like 25 kw lol
#315 - Nice try  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2014 on Everyone post your favorite... 0
User avatar #316 - legendarygiantdad (07/25/2014) [-]
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let me blow u bro
User avatar #3 to #2 - alphadolan (02/20/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1 - joDAMfool (08/11/2012) [-]

My friend just gave this to me, thought you might like it ?

It's a manga comic based on this -> en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mafia_%28party_game%29
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