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#102 - Where are you?  [+] (4 new replies) 09/11/2014 on I am the 1% 0
User avatar #106 - winiacz (09/11/2014) [-]
Poland.
Prices are starting at 2000$ for piece of shit ones.
User avatar #112 - alphadolan (09/12/2014) [-]
Yeah I got mine for $5800 but its pretty clean only problems were with the turbo n stuff
User avatar #113 - winiacz (09/12/2014) [-]
You swapped SR20DET by yourself, or biught it with one?
User avatar #114 - alphadolan (09/12/2014) [-]
Car had the sr in it but doesn't mean it was perfect i had to work on a loooooot of stuff before it ran right
#93 - They're cheap maaaan do it I love mine The SR is one…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/11/2014 on I am the 1% 0
#96 - winiacz (09/11/2014) [-]
Maybe in the US.
Getting a goddam S13 is hard in here, the cheap ones are in condition so bad it's not even worth saving, and the good ones aren't cheap.

I just want my S13
User avatar #102 - alphadolan (09/11/2014) [-]
Where are you?
User avatar #106 - winiacz (09/11/2014) [-]
Poland.
Prices are starting at 2000$ for piece of shit ones.
User avatar #112 - alphadolan (09/12/2014) [-]
Yeah I got mine for $5800 but its pretty clean only problems were with the turbo n stuff
User avatar #113 - winiacz (09/12/2014) [-]
You swapped SR20DET by yourself, or biught it with one?
User avatar #114 - alphadolan (09/12/2014) [-]
Car had the sr in it but doesn't mean it was perfect i had to work on a loooooot of stuff before it ran right
#298 - Picture 09/11/2014 on -_- +1
#191 - The only thing i'm even remotely excited for now is dying ligh… 09/11/2014 on Im not the repost you need... 0
#121 - I'm not a camperr 09/11/2014 on Pisses me off 0
#131 - SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY MOUNTAIN DEW DORITOS … 09/11/2014 on Ainsly Harriott Exe 0
#53 - Damn thats a clean supra. (7m or ??) I traded a honda…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/11/2014 on I am the 1% 0
User avatar #60 - winiacz (09/11/2014) [-]
You have no idea how much i want a goddamm S13 with SR20DET swap.
I love it.
User avatar #93 - alphadolan (09/11/2014) [-]
They're cheap maaaan do it I love mine

The SR is one of the greatest engines in my experience
#96 - winiacz (09/11/2014) [-]
Maybe in the US.
Getting a goddam S13 is hard in here, the cheap ones are in condition so bad it's not even worth saving, and the good ones aren't cheap.

I just want my S13
User avatar #102 - alphadolan (09/11/2014) [-]
Where are you?
User avatar #106 - winiacz (09/11/2014) [-]
Poland.
Prices are starting at 2000$ for piece of shit ones.
User avatar #112 - alphadolan (09/12/2014) [-]
Yeah I got mine for $5800 but its pretty clean only problems were with the turbo n stuff
User avatar #113 - winiacz (09/12/2014) [-]
You swapped SR20DET by yourself, or biught it with one?
User avatar #114 - alphadolan (09/12/2014) [-]
Car had the sr in it but doesn't mean it was perfect i had to work on a loooooot of stuff before it ran right
#210 - Yeah it all depends on the wide-ness and length of the car and…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2014 on -_- 0
#211 - afireinsidebrad (09/11/2014) [-]
shit the mr2 mod probably runs and drives better than the real thing lol, cuz the 355 was kinda shit if i remember correctly
#207 - Yeah see atleast that one looks remotley simular Ther…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/11/2014 on -_- 0
#209 - afireinsidebrad (09/11/2014) [-]
ive seen that, made me wanna kill myself honestly, but gotta admit , that ferrari mod could pass as the real thing if you dont look closely
User avatar #210 - alphadolan (09/11/2014) [-]
Yeah it all depends on the wide-ness and length of the car and the mr2 matches pretty well
#211 - afireinsidebrad (09/11/2014) [-]
shit the mr2 mod probably runs and drives better than the real thing lol, cuz the 355 was kinda shit if i remember correctly
#184 - Got an xbox one and not satisfied at all. I got it because I w…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Im not the repost you need... +2
User avatar #190 - fitemeirlbro (09/11/2014) [-]
im sticking with last gen till good games come out and the consoles are less shitty
User avatar #191 - alphadolan (09/11/2014) [-]
The only thing i'm even remotely excited for now is dying light and who knows that might be shit
#198 - Sauce?  [+] (5 new replies) 09/11/2014 on -_- 0
#202 - afireinsidebrad (09/11/2014) [-]
www.imcdb.org/i136582.jpg best i could find, sadly its from fifth gear (background)
User avatar #207 - alphadolan (09/11/2014) [-]
Yeah see atleast that one looks remotley simular

Theres a Nissan 300zx Lambo clone around here and it looks sooooo ridiculously fake

I think people who dont know anythign about cars like these clones because they'll fool other stupid people.

Honestly it's cringe worthy for me
#209 - afireinsidebrad (09/11/2014) [-]
ive seen that, made me wanna kill myself honestly, but gotta admit , that ferrari mod could pass as the real thing if you dont look closely
User avatar #210 - alphadolan (09/11/2014) [-]
Yeah it all depends on the wide-ness and length of the car and the mr2 matches pretty well
#211 - afireinsidebrad (09/11/2014) [-]
shit the mr2 mod probably runs and drives better than the real thing lol, cuz the 355 was kinda shit if i remember correctly
#197 - JDM>USDM  [+] (2 new replies) 09/11/2014 on -_- -1
User avatar #282 - joshlol (09/11/2014) [-]
>JDM

admin can I just ban this guy?
#298 - alphadolan (09/11/2014) [-]
#193 - It looks like a fat midget Lamborghini sorry  [+] (7 new replies) 09/11/2014 on -_- 0
#194 - afireinsidebrad (09/11/2014) [-]
exactly!

now the MR2 that got turned into a Ferrari F355, that was a great job
User avatar #198 - alphadolan (09/11/2014) [-]
Sauce?
#202 - afireinsidebrad (09/11/2014) [-]
www.imcdb.org/i136582.jpg best i could find, sadly its from fifth gear (background)
User avatar #207 - alphadolan (09/11/2014) [-]
Yeah see atleast that one looks remotley simular

Theres a Nissan 300zx Lambo clone around here and it looks sooooo ridiculously fake

I think people who dont know anythign about cars like these clones because they'll fool other stupid people.

Honestly it's cringe worthy for me
#209 - afireinsidebrad (09/11/2014) [-]
ive seen that, made me wanna kill myself honestly, but gotta admit , that ferrari mod could pass as the real thing if you dont look closely
User avatar #210 - alphadolan (09/11/2014) [-]
Yeah it all depends on the wide-ness and length of the car and the mr2 matches pretty well
#211 - afireinsidebrad (09/11/2014) [-]
shit the mr2 mod probably runs and drives better than the real thing lol, cuz the 355 was kinda shit if i remember correctly
#146 - Naw man  [+] (25 new replies) 09/11/2014 on -_- +11
#149 - MisfitsFan (09/11/2014) [-]
American Muscle > Imports
#278 - joshlol (09/11/2014) [-]
>this is what amerifats actually believe
#283 - MisfitsFan (09/11/2014) [-]
"Offended someone has different opinion, proceeds to childish insults"
oh how mature you are!
User avatar #289 - joshlol (09/11/2014) [-]
amused? yes
offended? fuck no son

I already forgot about this conversation by the time yuo replied
#290 - MisfitsFan (09/11/2014) [-]
youre so cool! i want to be like you when i grow up
User avatar #321 - captnsweden (09/11/2014) [-]
Too bad motherfucker, im his number one homie
User avatar #293 - joshlol (09/11/2014) [-]
you thumbed me down but posted a thumbs up gif

these mixed messages man
#197 - alphadolan (09/11/2014) [-]
JDM>USDM
User avatar #282 - joshlol (09/11/2014) [-]
>JDM

admin can I just ban this guy?
#298 - alphadolan (09/11/2014) [-]
#189 - rockamekishiko (09/11/2014) [-]
GTR > ANY muscle
#371 - guitarexplain (09/11/2014) [-]
New Challenger Hellcat says otherwise. Right on the GTR's ass on the 1/4 mile and $40,000 less.
User avatar #380 - rockamekishiko (09/11/2014) [-]
GTR still looks way sexier and i bet it corners better
#426 - guitarexplain (09/12/2014) [-]
Corners I won't argue, I haven't seen any stats on that yet, however Dodge isn't looking to make a track car, it pretty obviously focused to be a 1/4 mile strip car (the other muscle car companies are competing in the track market). But unless you go to a track you'll hardly ever, if at all, use that car's potential. The average driver is just going to do red light races and other straight-aways, where the Hellcat will shine. And as for looks that doesn't mean shit in terms of which is better. Everyone is going to like their own thing, (I myself am not attracted to the GTR at all, I respect its performance, but think its nothing special otherwise).
User avatar #427 - rockamekishiko (09/12/2014) [-]
a car is the whole package; performance, looks, design. in that case a super car is way better than a muscle
#428 - guitarexplain (09/12/2014) [-]
You're approaching hardcore fanboy territory here man. Looks and design, as stated, is all personal preference, so that doesn't make you better than muscle. Also, as previously stated, current stats for the two put the Hellcat Challenger just behind the GTR on a 1/4 mile (ahead is using street legal drag radials). Not to mention the new Hellcat Charger as well, which does an equal time to the GTR on a 1/4 mile, so your performance department isn't looking way better than muscle, especially for $40,000 more.
User avatar #237 - capslockrage (09/11/2014) [-]
stop being a faggot
User avatar #249 - rockamekishiko (09/11/2014) [-]
stop being a douche
#185 - anonymous (09/11/2014) [-]
Looks? Maybe, and only the ones from the 60s and 70s. Maybe some from the 80s. Though I'd rather have a car that feels like a car, not a brick.
#247 - anonymous (09/11/2014) [-]
I'd feel safer driven a "brick"
#164 - ruukes (09/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #155 - bobthedilder (09/11/2014) [-]
Yeah have fun topping out at 120 and taking corners at 30.
User avatar #238 - capslockrage (09/11/2014) [-]
Yeah man have fun driving a pile of shit.

Only good one is a Supra, rest are trash
#410 - anonymous (09/12/2014) [-]
Lol you dont know anything about cars... just stop. Like a child who only knos about lambos you only know about the supra cause you watched movie, eat a dick
User avatar #418 - capslockrage (09/12/2014) [-]
Actually no, so go suck 2 dicks.
#128 - Now turn a corner  [+] (28 new replies) 09/11/2014 on -_- +17
User avatar #256 - narcomancer (09/11/2014) [-]
check out the new hellcat, that shit packs 700hp and turns any cornes with no prob

and it looks sexy as fuck
#135 - MisfitsFan (09/11/2014) [-]
#146 - alphadolan (09/11/2014) [-]
Naw man
#149 - MisfitsFan (09/11/2014) [-]
American Muscle > Imports
#278 - joshlol (09/11/2014) [-]
>this is what amerifats actually believe
#283 - MisfitsFan (09/11/2014) [-]
"Offended someone has different opinion, proceeds to childish insults"
oh how mature you are!
User avatar #289 - joshlol (09/11/2014) [-]
amused? yes
offended? fuck no son

I already forgot about this conversation by the time yuo replied
#290 - MisfitsFan (09/11/2014) [-]
youre so cool! i want to be like you when i grow up
User avatar #321 - captnsweden (09/11/2014) [-]
Too bad motherfucker, im his number one homie
User avatar #293 - joshlol (09/11/2014) [-]
you thumbed me down but posted a thumbs up gif

these mixed messages man
#197 - alphadolan (09/11/2014) [-]
JDM>USDM
User avatar #282 - joshlol (09/11/2014) [-]
>JDM

admin can I just ban this guy?
#298 - alphadolan (09/11/2014) [-]
#189 - rockamekishiko (09/11/2014) [-]
GTR > ANY muscle
#371 - guitarexplain (09/11/2014) [-]
New Challenger Hellcat says otherwise. Right on the GTR's ass on the 1/4 mile and $40,000 less.
User avatar #380 - rockamekishiko (09/11/2014) [-]
GTR still looks way sexier and i bet it corners better
#426 - guitarexplain (09/12/2014) [-]
Corners I won't argue, I haven't seen any stats on that yet, however Dodge isn't looking to make a track car, it pretty obviously focused to be a 1/4 mile strip car (the other muscle car companies are competing in the track market). But unless you go to a track you'll hardly ever, if at all, use that car's potential. The average driver is just going to do red light races and other straight-aways, where the Hellcat will shine. And as for looks that doesn't mean shit in terms of which is better. Everyone is going to like their own thing, (I myself am not attracted to the GTR at all, I respect its performance, but think its nothing special otherwise).
User avatar #427 - rockamekishiko (09/12/2014) [-]
a car is the whole package; performance, looks, design. in that case a super car is way better than a muscle
#428 - guitarexplain (09/12/2014) [-]
You're approaching hardcore fanboy territory here man. Looks and design, as stated, is all personal preference, so that doesn't make you better than muscle. Also, as previously stated, current stats for the two put the Hellcat Challenger just behind the GTR on a 1/4 mile (ahead is using street legal drag radials). Not to mention the new Hellcat Charger as well, which does an equal time to the GTR on a 1/4 mile, so your performance department isn't looking way better than muscle, especially for $40,000 more.
User avatar #237 - capslockrage (09/11/2014) [-]
stop being a faggot
User avatar #249 - rockamekishiko (09/11/2014) [-]
stop being a douche
#185 - anonymous (09/11/2014) [-]
Looks? Maybe, and only the ones from the 60s and 70s. Maybe some from the 80s. Though I'd rather have a car that feels like a car, not a brick.
#247 - anonymous (09/11/2014) [-]
I'd feel safer driven a "brick"
#164 - ruukes (09/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #155 - bobthedilder (09/11/2014) [-]
Yeah have fun topping out at 120 and taking corners at 30.
User avatar #238 - capslockrage (09/11/2014) [-]
Yeah man have fun driving a pile of shit.

Only good one is a Supra, rest are trash
#410 - anonymous (09/12/2014) [-]
Lol you dont know anything about cars... just stop. Like a child who only knos about lambos you only know about the supra cause you watched movie, eat a dick
User avatar #418 - capslockrage (09/12/2014) [-]
Actually no, so go suck 2 dicks.
#127 - I respect the work but the outcome just looks very fake  [+] (9 new replies) 09/11/2014 on -_- +26
#162 - afireinsidebrad (09/11/2014) [-]
too short, the rear light section is way too big, etc
User avatar #193 - alphadolan (09/11/2014) [-]
It looks like a fat midget Lamborghini


sorry
#194 - afireinsidebrad (09/11/2014) [-]
exactly!

now the MR2 that got turned into a Ferrari F355, that was a great job
User avatar #198 - alphadolan (09/11/2014) [-]
Sauce?
#202 - afireinsidebrad (09/11/2014) [-]
www.imcdb.org/i136582.jpg best i could find, sadly its from fifth gear (background)
User avatar #207 - alphadolan (09/11/2014) [-]
Yeah see atleast that one looks remotley simular

Theres a Nissan 300zx Lambo clone around here and it looks sooooo ridiculously fake

I think people who dont know anythign about cars like these clones because they'll fool other stupid people.

Honestly it's cringe worthy for me
#209 - afireinsidebrad (09/11/2014) [-]
ive seen that, made me wanna kill myself honestly, but gotta admit , that ferrari mod could pass as the real thing if you dont look closely
User avatar #210 - alphadolan (09/11/2014) [-]
Yeah it all depends on the wide-ness and length of the car and the mr2 matches pretty well
#211 - afireinsidebrad (09/11/2014) [-]
shit the mr2 mod probably runs and drives better than the real thing lol, cuz the 355 was kinda shit if i remember correctly
#78 - I don't get what the big deal is about puting their arm around…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2014 on Hover powers activate +1
User avatar #82 - leuser (09/10/2014) [-]
A lot of people at comic conventions don't know what a deodorant is, so that's why a lot of cosplaying girls don't want strangers touching them. I don't blame them, honestly.
User avatar #98 - Sethorein (09/10/2014) [-]
the trick is small breaths to test the waters, deep breaths when you know it's clear.
#79 - MFW white knight traitor 09/10/2014 on Alpha on the bus +7
#17 - Pixsisu! 09/10/2014 on Medicine +3
#160 - I think shes kinda cute 09/08/2014 on Animation so much better... +12
#26 - This man is best terrorist 09/07/2014 on Yo, yo, you gotta be aware +7
#39 - Reminds me of Eastern European school for men 09/07/2014 on Dayum... +5
#78 - This video actually made me watch this whole series 09/06/2014 on weed +4
#214 - I'd kill me 09/06/2014 on Double standards. It's... 0
#139 - I hate the new age can we just kill everyone who complains abo…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/05/2014 on Double standards. It's... +2
User avatar #163 - thelastamerican (09/05/2014) [-]
You realize you're complaining about something stupid right?
User avatar #179 - psychadelicsnake (09/05/2014) [-]
Its not stupid if he is correct you dipshit
User avatar #182 - thelastamerican (09/05/2014) [-]
"I hate it how people complain about things! How about I complain about how people complain! Woe is me, we should kill all people who complain about things I find to be trivial."

Yeah, he sounds like he's right and I'm wrong.
User avatar #222 - psychadelicsnake (09/06/2014) [-]
Nig you mad
#214 - alphadolan (09/06/2014) [-]
I'd kill me

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User avatar #1 - joDAMfool (08/11/2012) [-]
http://www.mangareader.net/1450/doubt.html


My friend just gave this to me, thought you might like it ?

It's a manga comic based on this -> en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mafia_%28party_game%29
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