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alpako

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Consoles Owned: Wii U, PS3
Video Games Played: smash 4, monster hunter 3 U, etc
Date Signed Up:8/07/2015
Last Login:1/13/2016
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#29 - **alpako used "*roll picture*"** **alpako rolled image ** … 01/08/2016 on Anon gets a gf 0
#27 - **alpako used "*roll picture*"** **alpako rolled image ** …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/08/2016 on Freeze Wars +2
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#36 - furiousmarshmellow (01/09/2016) [-]
If I had a raisin every time someone rolled that...
#42 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
...you would have a complete set of the California raisins!
#34 - thempc (01/08/2016) [-]
that gif
#101 - i think i know who edited this a riot control stormtrooper 01/08/2016 on occupation +2
#122 - i like to imagine that instead of stopping time, we can slow i… 01/08/2016 on you decide 0
#121 - but, that means if you **** up, you can go back and fix… 01/08/2016 on you decide 0
#218 - well, maybe it happens in a dire crisis or maybe she… 01/08/2016 on Jedi school tuition fees... 0
#93 - wait, if that's the mimic's mouth, then he put his finger in her mouth  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on LEWD GreenTeaNeko Comp 6/9 0
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#96 - skeletorexplains (01/08/2016) [-]
that wouldn't be very lewd then would it?
#15 - >alchoolic *alchohol* 01/08/2016 on Anon gets a gf 0
#41 - **alpako used "*roll picture*"** **alpako rolled image ** …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on Only In America +4
#45 - tarabostes (01/08/2016) [-]
Well duh... KANGAROOS!
#60 - **alpako used "*roll picture*"** **alpako rolled image ** … 01/08/2016 on two husbands 0
#103 - i hate those people, they think that they can have anything, a… 01/08/2016 on How The 1% Lives 0
#36 - did you come from the content "its snowing thumbs"? 01/08/2016 on Unluckiest name ever. 0
#31 - the protagonist is called dora 01/08/2016 on tfw no oc 0
#96 - then their's finn  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on Jedi school tuition fees... +29
#135 - altairibnlaahad (01/08/2016) [-]
Poor FN-2199
#68 - **alpako used "*roll picture*"** **alpako rolled image ** … 01/08/2016 on Kylo Ren & Leia +2
#38 - **alpako used "*roll picture*"** **alpako rolled image ** … 01/08/2016 on Star Wars 7 0
#171 - **alpako used "*roll picture*"** **alpako rolled image ** … 01/08/2016 on The day my sister died +1
#33 - **alpako used "*roll picture*"** **alpako rolled image ** … 01/08/2016 on Decorum 0
#56 - i always thought that cant kill a guy  [+] (5 new replies) 01/08/2016 on ronda rousey 0
#73 - shadowdmoon (01/08/2016) [-]
to be fair, "humans" in the pokemon world are not likely to be as fragile as humans irl, given that all the humans in the pokemon world are descended from pokemon according to the sinnoh myths + the fact that even if they had sprouted up cabbage patch kid style they would still be considered pokemon as that exactly how the weather trio & heatran came into existence.
theres to much evidence that "humans" in the pokemon world a hell of a lot more pokemon then they are human by real world standards.
other notable examples is sabrina, her father, olympia, sir arron, riley, & ash given how they all got powers like that of a pokemon.
though in ash's case he needs those gloves to focus his power as he hasn't bothered to master it.
also according to sabrina(in game), all humans in that world are capable of using psychic powers.
then we also have the case of a human's turning into pokemon
It happened one morning - a boy with extrasensory powers awoke in bed transformed into Kadabra. (Kadabra FireRed Pokedex)
Each of them carries a mask that used to be its face when it was human. Sometimes they look at it and cry. (Yamask Black Pokedex)
According to old tales, these Pokémon are stumps possessed by the spirits of children who died while lost in the forest. (Phantrump Y Pokedex)
its always ghost & psychic types, so it can be theorized that humans in the pokemon world are psychic types with the occasional psychic/fighting type and turn into ghost pokemon when they die if they don't pass on.
the differences between them and the fact that despite marriages in the past there are not any hybrids roaming around can be explained by how the breeding system works given the offspring will always be the lowest on the evolutionary line of the female unless a certain item is needed(like pikachu needing a light ball to breed pichus)
as for why "humans" all look different can be explained by spindas
The chances of two Spinda having identical spot patterns is less than one in four billion. (Spinda Heartgold Soulsilver Pokedex)
#98 - freaxxshow (01/08/2016) [-]
nerd
#112 - shadowdmoon (01/12/2016) [-]
think what you will, i don't give a damn about the measly opinions of others.
#114 - freaxxshow (01/12/2016) [-]
careful with those edges man
#79 - abbieru (01/08/2016) [-]
#124 - pc=console 01/08/2016 on PC Gamers BTFO 0
#137 - **alpako used "*roll picture*"** **alpako rolled image ** … 01/08/2016 on It's snowing thumbs! 0
#134 - **alpako used "*roll picture*"** **alpako rolled image ** … 01/08/2016 on It's snowing thumbs! -1
#133 - **alpako used "*roll picture*"** **alpako rolled image ** … 01/08/2016 on It's snowing thumbs! 0
#123 - what does that have to do with the joke  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2016 on It's snowing thumbs! 0
#131 - homestuckxplain (01/08/2016) [-]
Undertale's combat system is a bullet-hell system. It means you have to dodge things thrown at your little heart, or you die. I am moving my mouse around to dodge the thumbflakes.
#137 - alpako (01/08/2016) [-]
**alpako used "*roll picture*"**
**alpako rolled image**i get it now i never saw him attack like thi though
#83 - he's on his way to get some fucbois 01/08/2016 on Oh crap moments +3

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User avatar #15 - alpako ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
i dont really care about restricting this yet, post away
User avatar #11 - sackit (12/02/2015) [-]
Rawrrrr xD
#12 to #11 - alpako ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
REEEEEEEEEEEE
User avatar #13 to #12 - sackit (12/02/2015) [-]
jesus christ dude calm down!
#10 - keplerx (09/12/2015) [-]
You can't thump me?? As long as you don't put it were I am imagine it.
Take this as a gift anyways.
User avatar #7 - phenact (08/11/2015) [-]
doot doot
User avatar #5 - alpako ONLINE (08/08/2015) [-]
I've been here before
User avatar #2 - corporate ONLINE (08/07/2015) [-]
Hey welcome to FunnyJunk! I'm corporate, if you have any question or need any help please feel free to ask me!
Also, if you just wanna chat stop by my profile and leave a comment!
Have fun!
~ Corporate
User avatar #4 to #2 - alpako ONLINE (08/08/2015) [-]
I've been here already
Just needed a different account
User avatar #6 to #4 - corporate ONLINE (08/08/2015) [-]
Oh. Well, welcome back!
User avatar #1 - brcstar (08/07/2015) [-]
Hey, welcome to FJ! I'm brcstar, one of the sites mods. Feel free to ask me any questions you may have, or drop them down at /askamod/ if I'm not online!

Have fun!
User avatar #3 to #1 - alpako ONLINE (08/08/2015) [-]
I've been here before, I just needed a better nickname
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