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Consoles Owned: Wii U, PS3
Video Games Played: smash 4, monster hunter 3 U, etc
Date Signed Up:8/07/2015
Last Login:1/13/2016
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#45 - console=PC  [+] (5 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Check +12
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#103 - arziben (01/07/2016) [-]
technically speaking, consoles are just very specialised computers. Which is where the problem resides, too specialised, leaving no room for improvement.

But that specialisation in the way they're made also makes it a cheaper alternative.
#115 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
I just like knowing that a game working well on PS4 in a review will also work well in my PS4. I just got a Steam card and going through minimum requirements was annoying as hell, a couple games I should've been able to meet requirements for would barely work on lowest settings.

I just like the convenience, only problem is that without patches, a game that doesn't work will never work.
#64 - funpunk (01/07/2016) [-]
You're about to drown in reds, man.
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#69 - keatontheghostfox (01/07/2016) [-]
I play both console and pc and both have their pros and cons,
#66 - th obvoius choice 01/07/2016 on Whos The Best? 0
#86 - LEEEROOOOOY JEEEENKINS  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on No Wonder Finn Left +19
#88 - hardjunk (01/07/2016) [-]
we get it man, we get it
#276 - i am no jokexplain, but here i go joker is clown ronal…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on "The joker wasn't a man" +1
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#279 - deroderpderp (01/07/2016) [-]
Oh, I got that.
Just expected something different.
#55 - i thought an undertaker would wrestle people 01/07/2016 on Bill Nye Bow Tie +4
#37 - Picture 01/07/2016 on Based crabman +7
#24 - theres a white line on the bottom  [+] (4 new replies) 01/07/2016 on u wot m8? +5
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#47 - motherfuckingkenji (01/07/2016) [-]
Don't worry, I'm sure Charlie Sheen could get rid of that for you.


Cocaine joke.
#57 - atheistzilla (01/07/2016) [-]
#41 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
#75 - spartantoaster (01/09/2016) [-]
thanks fam
#23 - closest to hd i have 01/07/2016 on u wot m8? +3
#30 - **alpako used "*roll picture*"** **alpako rolled image ** …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on loved this film +1
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#38 - saxong (01/07/2016) [-]
It's fucking weird seeing a picture you posted getting rolled.
#44 - semi related 01/07/2016 on Darth Lekrem +7
#17 - denial, anger, very anger, rage, god's wrath yep, seems right 01/07/2016 on Game progression +43
#57 - **alpako used "*roll picture*"** **alpako rolled image ** … 01/07/2016 on True 0
#48 - **alpako used "*roll picture*"** **alpako rolled image ** … 01/07/2016 on oh no +16
#45 - alright, so maybe i'm overreacting, but i'm still limit…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/07/2016 on I mean It's Healthy -2
#53 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
that's not over reacting: it's the entire thought process of AA, the most widely applied sobriety program...
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#63 - SwiftNinja (01/07/2016) [-]
Which has something like a 1 in 16 recovery rate, so yeah, good fucking job
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#86 - penileburglar (01/07/2016) [-]
Recovery rate, yes. We're discussing risks of getting addicted to it in the first place. I fail to see how it's AA's fault that addictions are hard to break--that's why we call them addictions in the first place.
#42 - i dont wat to take one, because i know that once i ta…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/07/2016 on I mean It's Healthy -6
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#44 - penileburglar (01/07/2016) [-]
That would take an incredible, RIDICULOUS lack of self-control on your part. We're talking unheard of, see-a-psychologist-right-now levels of low self-control. It's alcohol, not meth.
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#92 - teedoubler (01/08/2016) [-]
>Alcohol just as addictive as meth

I think that butane might have gotten to your head a bit more than you think.
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#85 - penileburglar (01/07/2016) [-]
...You really think alcohol and meth have the same addiction rate?

And then you compared it to huffing butane, which is also neither?

I was honestly pretty tempted not to dignify that with a response. Meth is notoriously addicting with an incredibly high relapse rate. Yes, there are more alcoholics, only because there's far more booze out there than there is meth. And yes, if you think your self-control is so low that you can't even have a single SIP of alcohol without becoming horribly addicted to it, that would be a serious problem. I was saying that to make a point, not actually suggest he see a shrink, because he clearly admitted a moment later that he was indeed overstating it.

Yes, if you have a history of addictive behavior, obviously avoiding alcohol would be wise, but that's not what was being discussed here (you can't see the deleted comments.) What's being discussed was the ridiculous notion that a drink here and there would turn you into the guy from #4's story. A crazy internet story about a dude OD'ing on god knows what is not a reason to not drink. Educating yourself and weighing the pros-and-cons, as well as knowing your own personality, is a reason to not drink.
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#45 - alpako (01/07/2016) [-]
alright, so maybe i'm overreacting, but i'm still limiting it to special occasions

better?
#53 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
that's not over reacting: it's the entire thought process of AA, the most widely applied sobriety program...
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#63 - SwiftNinja (01/07/2016) [-]
Which has something like a 1 in 16 recovery rate, so yeah, good fucking job
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#86 - penileburglar (01/07/2016) [-]
Recovery rate, yes. We're discussing risks of getting addicted to it in the first place. I fail to see how it's AA's fault that addictions are hard to break--that's why we call them addictions in the first place.
#41 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on I mean It's Healthy -10
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#54 - blackholedragon (01/07/2016) [-]
I can still see it.
I can see all of it.
:>
#40 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2016 on I mean It's Healthy 0
#41 - alpako (01/07/2016) [-]
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#54 - blackholedragon (01/07/2016) [-]
I can still see it.
I can see all of it.
:>
#34 - (thats not a meme) 01/07/2016 on women have it harder +2
#40 - admins RW he sees this 01/07/2016 on Funny Joke +12
#66 - *shivers* 01/07/2016 on What it's like to browse... +15
#26 - magic archery is an interesting combo 01/07/2016 on Hawkeye eat your heart out 0
#28 - when i think of Professor Umbridge, all i have is rage. 10…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on [ ] not rekt [✓] rekt +14
#29 - broswagonist (01/07/2016) [-]
"Professor Umbridge"
#39 - check your level  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on BFFs, they may kill ya 0
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#79 - iphraem (01/07/2016) [-]
what?
#36 - prince of darkness my old friend  [+] (4 new replies) 01/07/2016 on BFFs, they may kill ya +7
#57 - malco (01/07/2016) [-]
That show is great.
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#38 - iphraem (01/07/2016) [-]
Prince of darkness?
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#39 - alpako (01/07/2016) [-]
check your level
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#79 - iphraem (01/07/2016) [-]
what?
#16 - Comment deleted  [+] (30 new replies) 01/07/2016 on I mean It's Healthy -27
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#41 - alpako (01/07/2016) [-]
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#54 - blackholedragon (01/07/2016) [-]
I can still see it.
I can see all of it.
:>
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#39 - mondominiman (01/07/2016) [-]
I heard of a dude who fucked himself to death so as long as you keep staying a virgin you're safe
#28 - danmegaflakes (01/07/2016) [-]
No one gives a flying fuck m80
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#26 - xdiabolicx (01/07/2016) [-]
Clearly you don't come across as the kind of person that could handle self control anyway.
#21 - spoopyskeleton (01/07/2016) [-]
thats nice
#20 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
Jesus, people. He makes a healthy personal choice and you red thumb him into oblivion?
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#36 - penileburglar (01/07/2016) [-]
No, we red thumb him for doing it for a stupid reason. You are not going to kill yourself by having a beer or two, and chances are the person who OD'd did so on far more than alcohol.
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#42 - alpako (01/07/2016) [-]
i dont wat to take one, because i know that once i take one, its a downhill slope for me
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#44 - penileburglar (01/07/2016) [-]
That would take an incredible, RIDICULOUS lack of self-control on your part. We're talking unheard of, see-a-psychologist-right-now levels of low self-control. It's alcohol, not meth.
#76 - vexaton has deleted their comment.
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#92 - teedoubler (01/08/2016) [-]
>Alcohol just as addictive as meth

I think that butane might have gotten to your head a bit more than you think.
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#85 - penileburglar (01/07/2016) [-]
...You really think alcohol and meth have the same addiction rate?

And then you compared it to huffing butane, which is also neither?

I was honestly pretty tempted not to dignify that with a response. Meth is notoriously addicting with an incredibly high relapse rate. Yes, there are more alcoholics, only because there's far more booze out there than there is meth. And yes, if you think your self-control is so low that you can't even have a single SIP of alcohol without becoming horribly addicted to it, that would be a serious problem. I was saying that to make a point, not actually suggest he see a shrink, because he clearly admitted a moment later that he was indeed overstating it.

Yes, if you have a history of addictive behavior, obviously avoiding alcohol would be wise, but that's not what was being discussed here (you can't see the deleted comments.) What's being discussed was the ridiculous notion that a drink here and there would turn you into the guy from #4's story. A crazy internet story about a dude OD'ing on god knows what is not a reason to not drink. Educating yourself and weighing the pros-and-cons, as well as knowing your own personality, is a reason to not drink.
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#45 - alpako (01/07/2016) [-]
alright, so maybe i'm overreacting, but i'm still limiting it to special occasions

better?
#53 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
that's not over reacting: it's the entire thought process of AA, the most widely applied sobriety program...
User avatar
#63 - SwiftNinja (01/07/2016) [-]
Which has something like a 1 in 16 recovery rate, so yeah, good fucking job
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#86 - penileburglar (01/07/2016) [-]
Recovery rate, yes. We're discussing risks of getting addicted to it in the first place. I fail to see how it's AA's fault that addictions are hard to break--that's why we call them addictions in the first place.
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#29 - danmegaflakes (01/07/2016) [-]
It'seems the same white with vegans
It 'seems cool and all but no one cares
#79 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
found the racist fag
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#84 - danmegaflakes (01/07/2016) [-]
How am i racist after a word error
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#23 - broswagonist (01/07/2016) [-]
it was healthy personal choice that wasn't directly related tho
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#19 - sandinmyeyes (01/07/2016) [-]
Yup, drink alcohol, and you fucking OD right then and there. You actually have no control on alcohol intake 95% sure he meant on drugs btw
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#70 - moldybreadcrumb (01/07/2016) [-]
Alcohol.
Once you take one, you're as good as done.
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#72 - sonofpsychodad (01/07/2016) [-]
My friend snorted alcohol at a party once, and now he's a jugaloo.
Say no to drugs, kids.
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#74 - tenaciouslee (01/07/2016) [-]
I was brave enough to smoke an alcohol, and I woke up on the mainstreet in Topeka, Kansas.

Don't do an alcohols, kids.
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#88 - moldybreadcrumb (01/07/2016) [-]
Was it...hot in topeka?
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#89 - tenaciouslee (01/07/2016) [-]
Well, I was naked and red from the back of my ankles to the back of my neck.

At least I didn't do an weed, though.
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#90 - sirsirsonson (01/07/2016) [-]
Yeah I saw this dude inject seven marijuanas once and died instantly

Don't drink and drive
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#91 - tenaciouslee (01/07/2016) [-]
I saw one guy snort an weed through his dickhole.

He exploded.

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User avatar #15 - alpako ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
i dont really care about restricting this yet, post away
User avatar #11 - sackit (12/02/2015) [-]
Rawrrrr xD
#12 to #11 - alpako ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
REEEEEEEEEEEE
User avatar #13 to #12 - sackit (12/02/2015) [-]
jesus christ dude calm down!
#10 - keplerx (09/12/2015) [-]
You can't thump me?? As long as you don't put it were I am imagine it.
Take this as a gift anyways.
User avatar #7 - phenact (08/11/2015) [-]
doot doot
User avatar #5 - alpako ONLINE (08/08/2015) [-]
I've been here before
User avatar #2 - corporate ONLINE (08/07/2015) [-]
Hey welcome to FunnyJunk! I'm corporate, if you have any question or need any help please feel free to ask me!
Also, if you just wanna chat stop by my profile and leave a comment!
Have fun!
~ Corporate
User avatar #4 to #2 - alpako ONLINE (08/08/2015) [-]
I've been here already
Just needed a different account
User avatar #6 to #4 - corporate ONLINE (08/08/2015) [-]
Oh. Well, welcome back!
User avatar #1 - brcstar (08/07/2015) [-]
Hey, welcome to FJ! I'm brcstar, one of the sites mods. Feel free to ask me any questions you may have, or drop them down at /askamod/ if I'm not online!

Have fun!
User avatar #3 to #1 - alpako ONLINE (08/08/2015) [-]
I've been here before, I just needed a better nickname
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