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#13 - **** YOUR DREAMS 09/07/2014 on Fuck your dreams kid +44
#16 - Check out silentreapers fox stuff  [+] (2 new replies) 09/07/2014 on Mr. Foooooooooooooooooox! +5
User avatar #19 - heartlessrobot (09/07/2014) [-]
Stupid Fox looks so soft and floofy.
#17 - heartlessrobot (09/07/2014) [-]
I love stupid fox.
#5 - He's so obviously in the background in this photo. Look for th… 09/06/2014 on Get me a footstool! 0
#29 - It may work when you're massacring civilians, but any decent s…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/06/2014 on The Bulldozer of Fallujah +80
#109 - keisse (09/06/2014) [-]
Well, using the M2 Browning (which fires .50 BMG rounds), a US marine got a confirmed long-distance kill at a range of 2,090 metres using a telescopic sight.
User avatar #112 - newdevyx (09/06/2014) [-]
Press (X) doubt
#113 - keisse (09/06/2014) [-]
Look it up, I did my research
#111 - lamarisagoodname (09/06/2014) [-]
because every single us soldier can do that right
#38 - "I don't have the ability to become successful so I'll co… 09/05/2014 on Swedish Salaries 0
#12 - Picture 09/05/2014 on George Carlin +7
#54 - It's a repost but dammit I'll stop thumbing when it stops bein… 09/03/2014 on Directed by M. Night Shyamalan +8
#63 - I set my sail Fly the wind it will take me B… 09/03/2014 on Gaming Feels (SPOILERS) +4
#20 - Yeah they're sexy. Then they start talking.  [+] (17 new replies) 09/03/2014 on Don't even know what gender... +459
#192 - kristovsky (09/03/2014) [-]
sexy if your 14.
User avatar #117 - duedum (09/03/2014) [-]
both of you should just die.

they look like fucking autistic dipshits
#119 - 4chan refugee (09/03/2014) [-]
You're going to one of the most insignificant websites on the internet to tell people to go die.
You are the most autistic person on the planet.
User avatar #78 - friedgreenpomatoes (09/03/2014) [-]
I take it you've never heard of ball gags.
#77 - 4chan refugee (09/03/2014) [-]
That's what blowjobs are for.
#74 - nanako (09/03/2014) [-]
and then become 10x sexier because you're evolved to naturally like your local accent ?
#69 - majinooo (09/03/2014) [-]
I thoughts that was obvious.
User avatar #38 - Churchandtex (09/03/2014) [-]
Or playing you their shitty music
User avatar #224 - Metallicock (09/03/2014) [-]
Sounds like really depressing pop punk.
OPINION ALERT: as if pop punk didn't suck enough already
User avatar #126 - ztron (09/03/2014) [-]
Eh I can see how someone would like that but my taste has been destroyed by death and thrash metal so that just comes off as whiny to me.
#174 - Grom (09/03/2014) [-]
I'm a metalhead that also likes deathcore
User avatar #230 - ztron (09/03/2014) [-]
Its all good, I like deathcore bands that are more towards the death than core like whitechapel and suicide silence. I just don't like shit like AA and BMTH. The Black Dahlia Murder "Goat of Departure" (OFFICIAL VIDEO) <- This is more towards my tastes.
User avatar #231 - Grom (09/03/2014) [-]
Whitechapel and SS suck imo. they're extremely stale. I still can't believe Eddie left All Shall Perish, who were simply amazing, to be in SS.
Black Dahlia is gewd though.
Son of Aurelius - The First, The Serpent [High Quality] this band sounds similar but their newest album got soft as shit
User avatar #232 - ztron (09/03/2014) [-]
Yeah I can see where your coming from. Whitechapel's Our Endless War album just sounds like Phil ran outta stuff to write about, so he went to deathcore ideas 101. And SS's You Can't Stop Me album is definitely a step up from black crown, but still in the same boat. That's why I fucking love Everblack, Trevor still is beast at writing lyrics. BEYOND CREATION -  Elusive Reverence - HQ
User avatar #127 - mutzaki (09/03/2014) [-]
That's actually what I was aiming for. Whiny emo music.
#132 - ztron (09/03/2014) [-]
I wasn't sure if that was the case or if you actually liked it.
#15 - > Accuses me of being ill-prepared > Missing 90% of …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/03/2014 on Not prepared for battle +94
User avatar #61 - nemecyst (09/03/2014) [-]
To be honest chainmail is more than most people had during war. The most common form of armor was nothing at all for most people, leather armor for wealthier peasants, chainmail for men-at-arms, and plate armor for knights.

Plate armor and weapons were prohibitively expensive, hence why armor was commonly passed from father to son
#52 - 4chan refugee (09/03/2014) [-]
Still 10% more than you!
#51 - theowerdawg (09/03/2014) [-]
his reason = ladies get wet around him and want him, therefore he doesn't need heavy armour
#16 - ronjeremysweiner (09/03/2014) [-]
who needs armor when ur on shrooms and trippin balls across bifrost!

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User avatar #3 - ProWig ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1 - therealtjthemedic ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
I started a huge ********* on your post. Sorry.
User avatar #2 to #1 - almostninja (03/27/2013) [-]
I was sceptical as to how "huge". But holy cock, you weren't kidding. No worries, it gave me a lol
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